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ritababe:
u forget me na abi

prettythicksme:
just kidding.

Nneka123:
Abeg erase my name, don't just start!

prettythicksme:
what of if i bash u?

Cklent:
Why is it of all people on NL Am I love with an enemy of mine? Romancelanders is this normal nd has anyone been in this situation before advice needed pls
I LOVE YOU SERIOUSBABE

demelza:
Its not a car.
Its a shoe-cycle.

prettythicksme:
Just curious about nl guys hating on ladies these days especially on romance section.U hating but yet u guys cant do without us.Guys stop spewing thrash about us cos u all came to this world through us.pls stop hating and stop calling us all sort of names! .Guys tell us y u are hating on we ladies!

NIJJAking:
rate me as the most handsome dude in 9ja

tosyne2much:
I'm dropping this cos it would be an eye opener for the ladies who have poor communication skill but would never admit it. Majourity of them are most likely to blame it on their mood or because they are not into you (if I hear)


Lemme quickly chip in this. Guys please never force any lady to chat with you and never hesitate to DELETE any lady that is always waiting for you to message her first. More so, someone who values and cherish you will always check on you unconditionally

Lemme keep the ball rolling

Annoying Things Ladies Do That Kills Chat Which Makes Us Delete Them

Note: I'm NOT trying to say the use of abbreviations is forbidden in an online chat

Let me start

1. The use Kkk

I have made a little research and I have come to conclusion that 100% of guys detest it with passion. I personally place ladies who reply with the use of "kk" on probation and as soon as they are not ready to change. DELETE

2. Post Me First

I guess this should come second. An average Nigerian would definitely be waiting for you to message her first else, she might remain in you list till the end of time without thinking you exist.

3. You Are A Guy So You Should Lead The Chat
I'm not trying to say this is bad but it shouldn't happen every time. Since chat should be a two sided thing, the flow shouldn't always come from one side

4. I Have No Gist
Most ladies don't know how to keep a convo running because they aint innovative. You always have nothing to talk about. Let's have a gist of how your day went, you just can't give a summary of it. It's one of those things that makes us delete them

5. The use of "Same"
When you can take your own time to type a full sentence, only for someone to give a "one-word" as reply. I mean what kind of laziness is that ? Let's assume you reply " my night was worthwhile and I thank God for seeing the light of a new day" and you inquired about her night and you got the reply " Same" isn't that annoying ?

6. Chatting With Us In Time Of Need
When some ladies in your list message you, without reading the message you already know It it's either they need you to render help or financial assistance

Feel Free To Add Yours

Written by: tosyne2much

Still Modifying

Twaci:
Well mine goes both ways sha...

1. Lol.
U know, when this stuff came into town, I actually thought it meant, "Living our life", and whenever I comment and see someone say "Lol", I get angry and wonder, who forced u to leave the life u are living to come and read my post?! It was later on when I had blasted a poor girl on whatsapp that she explained to me that it rightly meant, "laughing out loud". Laughing out loud? Who send u? What if u come laugh small, wetin e go be? "Loss - laughing out small small". Really guys, pls stop "lolling". U can use smiley, that's why they are there. Or better still, just "Loss".

2. "Just passing".
Well here is ma advice to u passers, get a life! Stop passing. If u have got nothing useful to say, pass quietly and stop taking up comment space.

3. Kk/ohhkkk.
This comes mostly in whatsapp, BBM, Facebook and other social sites. Imagine this, u type furiously on ur pad, two sentences or three, then the perverted mind on the other side(usually girls, mind u) come up with just "kk or ohhkkk". Like seriously? Hey, if u don't have anything useful to say to my gist (...or gossip), just say "Loss". I can manage that. At least I go get for mind say u don loss.


Sowie girls.

notoriousbabe:
you dey look formy trouble o

tosyne2much:
hahahaha.. Oga mi

I have no understanding of what u are talking bout

tosyne2much:
bros easy oooo

sexyjennik:
Lol, ok but don't forget to invite me for the thanksgiving o

immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth

Nickname - kennymainman

Nairaland username - immortalvoices

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,

SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.

And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie....

Fatalveli:
I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY 'LIAR' ON NL.

Iceberylin, ggrin, diddydiva, mirexxx, naijaboy, stuff46, blackett, (Seriousbabe[no derailing]), firstEva, em' unibenstudent, rapmoney, mznelly..... Make una all camecome drop your lies ooo