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emusmith:
Wetin be invis?

Stcheeeew...hiss in ibadan


Weeetin we wan ask again

No b every girl dey dey offnded by dis list of questionz..

BTW d rply a babe gives depends on her personality, her mood at the time she was ask, her relationship wit d persn ask, and her schedule at dat time

OBS


I was here

Truckpusher:
How correct guy man go fall for that kain thing.
Everybody with their modus operandi sha.
Because the moment you ask me for money just to scare me away I know exactly the next thing to say to you and keep you wondering till you off those pants without a fight.

You are the Bomb

Your modus operandi would determine ow far you will go before your bank acct starts getting sick

Tashaamania:
That 'I love you' own dey pepper me for body pass. If I see say you no wan learn after I don warn you to stop, the next thing na to ask you for[b] money[/b]... this one works like magic!!

lirusehn:



* Yimu *
am a guy bross

mak i go modify

All the babes i knew when we were still in junior school dat were dark are naw fair ..asin white lik oyinbo wenever dey snap pix.......ow dm do am

Emusmith nah free invi bdis ooo

Deejavuu:
Emusmith open up to me please,which girl broke your heart recently ..

I could really be of help you know

When girls start becoming original like garri ijebu...no fakekivity

lirusehn:



when will you guyz stop this trash??

Bros i could nt comprehend ur sentence pls rephrase the content for better understanding

hopara1:
procrastination is better applied here ooo

They could be demi gods

buygala:
Please how exactly does all the above concern the op? ....


10 things girls this... some things girls that... 10 reasons why guys delete girls from bbm chat, 10 reasons why girls don't take their bath on Fridays.... Very soon, the way these peeps are going, they are soon going to give us 10 reasons why women prefer 'Always' Sanitary pads to tissue-paper in controlling their monthly flow

Seriously... Emusmith, Samflexxy, Tosyntoomuch .. are your mothers even women at all? ..... Using the opposite sex to showcase your below-average literary prowess isn't all that cool... in fact it isn't cool at all...

Bottom-line is... op, please how does all the stuff you stated above increase your penis size or the quality of your sperrm?

Girls know ow to scream sweetly than guys.....especially during banging

Enegod:
screw u!!!

ah bros if nah sharpsharp tinz you need ...., go meet yeye4life make e carry sharpsharp babes gv u

Enegod:
Yes...We want sharp sharp things

y u dey yawn

Enegod:
*yawns*

abi u sef nah giv me ur number(GMYN fellow) ni


No yawning pls

yinkus4u2c:
some guys wld love to see u dat same day...good enough dey know u reside in d same locality...

the funny one is d 'i want to marry u' part...i be lyk "guy u must be high on cheap crack, u barely know me and u saying ds"

All ur points r real sha

nah love dey worry am...im wan see u sharp sharp

There as been lot of topics about talking about the females, which are being created by their male counterpart, although this topics carry true facts about the female. Male folks are also guilty of some attitudes which they exhibit and are very annoying. Have been opportuned to view their chat my female friends have with guys(don't say i poke nose nah them show me) especially toasters from bbm whatsapp and 2go chat(when it was still popular)and i become baffled and surprised/embarrassed by the funny and gullible ways some guys chat with babes.
So i decided to fall on the side of the females this time(ah no b woman wrapper oo) and write about how annoying it is when some guys chat with babes.
Below are some annoying things guys do when chatting with a lady

1 I love you
For God sake guys should be smart by now when using this word, some guys are so gullible at times, imagine a guy just chating with a lady for the first time and the next day hez already tellibng the girl i love you, someone you met on fb chat, you ddnt even see her dp sef but you already love her. No mumU girl go believe such(at first), talkless of the smart once.Guys we need to upgrade ooo

2 Using her pix as DP
I shared a girl with a friend on whatsapp after months of disturbing me for babe, when he finally get to start chating with her the first thing he does is to use her pix as DP the next day(4 him mind the babe go trip), when he told me the girl block him for my mind i was like dis guy mumu sha Even though we all know that our aim for chatting with the unknown babe is to later toast her, we don't need to show it openly at first. First impression last long. Babe wey you no know maybe nah ogbanje or winsh u dn use am do dp....It pisses a girl off, only an immature brained guy would do such. Guys lets check mate that.

3. Can we meet
Ahnahn bros you just added her on bbm yestaday and by the third day you already telling her you will like to meet her(nah u be are manager abi), you are in abuja she is in lagos, make she jump cum abi..., atleast act mature and wait for a week atleast, she is not a runsgirl nah(even if she is she go get sense small). I even saw one that told the girl to come to his house, bros your hpuse nah House of assembly....although i know some gullible babes would come(oloshos/runsbabe). Guys if you sense she's a smart and decent babe and you one nail no bring up that topic atleast not yet.

4. Asking for number
A guy meets a girl for the first time on bbm, after chatting for like a 3days even with the poor response from the babe and he's dry pick up lines he would still be asking for number with courage(Give me your number). Nah you buy phone for am ni.
Bros slow down nah, atleast you go do small forming nah, don't let the babe see you as a desperate dude. Atleast after a week, then you can ask stylishly don't be direct and then she fit give you(thats if you were able to impress her with your chat) and if she no give no ask am again just lock up, you go ask am later.
5. I want to marry you
Have been reading this alot, you don't know her you just stole her number from a friends phone yet you want to marry her. Guys i fear una ooo, one day you will propose to a fish.

6 Faulty Startup
This one has always been most guys problem,but not all, you add her on 2go or whatsapp(nah your friend carry am give you with the warning that you shouldnt mention he's name) she now ask you how she got your number, because you don't want to implicate your frend you now reply by saying;i dreamt of it, abi you saw it in the sky, or she should not worry how you got. she replies owk. The next thing for you is to start telling her ow beautiful she he's, how you like her shape blabla.....Bros she go block or ignore you..., Not all babes have time for shit.

....Hmm seems those are the ones are i know about for now..., you peeps can add yours

Abeg no bashing



#Psalmwise THEJOLLYGOODFELLOW#

emusmith:
The bolded got me laughing

The funy thing bsay dis babes no knw say guys dem no lik high heel we jez dey pretend to, so una go dey happy....,How babe go dey folow me waka, for street me go dey work smartly , she go dey work in slow motion or make she cum use my hand do walking stick

And that thier make up ehn...nah only God go help guys dem...,naw u cant distiguish btw pimples tared face and smooth face, thier packaging(bobby and ass) chai we are at thier mercy only wen u get down dat u wud knw u are on a long tin...

woo ah no fit talk jawe ...d list is too NUMELENGTHY

Begonia:
It has nothing to do with looking taller (or maybe it does- for some women).
For most women, it makes them feel confident and more attractive.
High heels also make some legs look long and nice

Long and nice!!! if i hear who tell u say e dey make una confident ...,oya wear high heel ake u try use am pursue christmas fowl, abi make u use am cross lagos ibadan expressway

It converts your leg to yam nt nice, asin changes d shape of ur leg to yam leg

Sum of u babes wud wear high heel to church and off it inmside d church, y u wear am cum bfor

RicKyRichards:
She's basic.

Basic
If u use dat word for me ah go vex ooo

Nairalanders and their ways of qualifying

Hmmm
Brb lemme go and rehears my comment