₦airaland Forum

Making Use of the Train

The train runs to and from Ibadan from Sunday to Wednesday at 3k
When you get to Ibadan in an 1h45mins time.
From there...

You can get Niger for 7k Plateau for 10-12k
Get Ilorin for 2k
Enter Ore for 5k, Then enter Onitsha for 5k
From Onitsha you can get Kogi (if you are going towards that Axis) (Taraba&Yola)
Ore to Benin 3k
Ore to Port Harcourt -7-10k
P H. to Owerri is 5k
PH. To Uyo is 2k
When you can break your journey to reduce costs why not use the train to make your journey cheaper and faster

Plastic Surgery
Some of the best plastic surgeons in the world are from Iran, they are known to be painstaking.
Accident victins, victims of burns, scalds and chemical mishap could breathe through fresh skin again.
Plastic Surgery is always going to be needed for as long as man and accidents exist.

Drinking Humanity
Everyday events like the scene of a tailors shop, a local market can be videotaped, just get permission, set your camera and let them do their thing,
This can serve as a documentary video, as a television program for people who are bedridden, in hospital, video of people buying and selling, doing their craft, living their life, for those who don't get to see things like that

It could start as a Tiktok account.

Audiomack Swap
Not just for audio Mack but other players, This is an algorithm that allows your player to download your playlist and swap them with similar music they are sure you would like, based on your preference.

people get tired of their playlist after a while, A seamless swap of music playlist while maintaining a log list of the old music is a nice way to delve into more and enriching music listen.

Airpod Mp3
The airpod casing can be made into an MP3 player, with port for keeping the airpod the same way as before, the body can be a player that uses airpod, charges the airpod magnetically while in use and can work it a memory card of over 64gb

For students without phone.
This new airpod Mp3 can become a nice portable device for music listen.

CQA Consumer Quality Assurance
While NAFDAC, another agency is necessary for the protection of consumer's expenditure, ensuring that products retain their quality over time.
It's not news that once patronage stabilizes companies tend to reduce the quality/quantity of their products while maintaining current price. (e.g. the sachet Hypo)

A group with lawyers who can make this happen could create and run this much needed agency to check and sue when a company products fails to maintain its initial quality and standard

Media Con
To create a sharing, community exchange of media, One could create and host an annual Media Convention, where people could meet and share movies, animes, music and books.

Make it a reasonable entrance fee.

Sewing Jackets With Pieces
You can sew the Indian style jacket and waistcoat for your Ankaraz up and down using pieces
They are sold at Agege rail bridge for 2k per yard and can get you at least 2.jacket

They are very thick

no need to wear second hand jackets or suits .

Rethinking Airpods
What's the downside of airpods "Low battery please charge" and it does frustrate.

So!
Energy can be transferred magnetically. So why not have an airpod that uses a usb.
So the phone powers the airpod while in use. The energy is transferred to the airpod and you don't have to charge seperately ever again, now encounter a low battery while enjoying your music.

It could come with a magnetic jack also that allows you listen to radio, without buying a seperate earpiece as the phone radio's antenna.

Florist
A nice business to employ the old, indolent is to invest in flowers, selling of seeds, candles, Real and artificial for weddings and funerals

Magnetic Rings
Magnetic tongue rings, earrings and teeth brace intensify the music listen. And will be a nice investment as the magnetic tongue ring and teeth brace will help the hard of hearing

Bead tie
Fashionable bead ties are what's missing in our apparel, these bead and cloth rope tie, really adds flair to either English or native tops

Community Telescope
Every town should have a telescope according to Yeats, Well it cost a few naira to see the moon, stars, other planets, if you run a community Telescope


Fascinating!

Wall Stickers
We all remember chewing gums with stickers which we used as temporal tattoos, design on our fridges
If we could have a sticker designed for the coarse texture of walls that allow one to print an image online and convert it to a wall sticker and paste it permanently on a wall without the need for a painter would be a very good business.

Color Pencil And Sketch Pad
Create and nurture the artist in every child by convincing schools of the compulsory ownership of colour pencil and sketch pad for every pupil and students.
Education revolves beyond clerkship pencil and biro alone.

Vegetable Juices
Every single vegetable could be blended, juiced and packaged from spinach, pumpkins, greens, carrots, cucumbers etc
Way to tackle the waste in the market.
They could be made into health drinks.

Spray Cementing
The cost of cement opens up a new way of building, the ideal house being a mini flat, It opens the idea of using
Spray cement to plaster the houseinstead of cementing your house. Just spray cement on the outside block instead of buying cement and plastering sand.

Spray Cementing the outsideand inside bbecomes the Cheaper and ideal option considering the cost of cement at 15k per bag
One can therefore probably cement the inner walls while definitely spraying the outside walls.

To save cost.

College Baseball
Just like my idea on college basketball, adding to the students fees every session an additional 1k means in a university of 40k students.
The school have 40 million every year to invest in basketball, baseball and even offer scholarship to students who are good at it.

Baseball is a nice and intelligent sport, Most higher institutions have the land and now the finance to create a pitch and play region by region.

And even set up Major League baseball teams.

Spray Money
It's fun to spray money at events, few things can be done while dancing and especially close to the celebrant, newly weds etc

Print money with the celebrant, newly weds for on it, Doled out on the occasion to spray while real cash could be dropped into a box?

Aluminium Furniture
Aluminium boards can be cut, customised to replace mbf as table in the office or living room.
One could also opt for glass.
but the durability of the boards is something to consider.

Community Based Investment
We need to outgrow the thought of ownership and sole management, it doesn't work, it makes us unhappy doesn't blend with our own social nature.
.We need to start thinking more social, community based venture.
. Joint Bake: A catering shop that allows people to come and join in and use the flour and ingredients on ground to bake what they want especially students.
Just pay 1k and go do you.

Hostel Building: The price of housing in places like Lekki, Yaba etc means we should change the design of a room to building hostel Building like NYSC camp to accomodate more people in bunk bed, with a cleaner for cleaning.
More people can therefore afford to stay there and work.

Joint Cooking: same as the baking join in the cooking, pay a fee and join.

Outdoor cinema and Music Concerts: For local communities where the majority don't have a phone or an android phone.
Using a projector and speaker, allow them to watch new and classic movies

Coconut laced baked Potatoes chips

Crunchy, potato chips can be laced with grated coconut and sold in packs
Mixing that salty sweet flavour for people with such cravings, especially pregnant women.
But It's sure to bring a sweet and heavier crunch.

Bach Corridor to Badagry
Instead of going through Juana ipaja, iyanoba to Badagry.
The state government can invest in the back codridoy by investing in a railway or tram from toll gate sango to agbara then returnn to badagry and Iyana oba to Apapa

Desert Pilgrimage
Muslim and Christian who can't afford to travel could be travel placed, protected for a desert Pilgrimage
Go to the desert for a week for some peace and quiet with God

Voice AT 2go
In a bid to improve communication among people, i notice a lot of people don't talk, some go days, weeks without having a conversation.
Thinking gives us an app that joins WhatsApp voice note with the anonymity of 2go.
One of the greatest things about 2go was the 2go rooms that allow you talk to complete strangers with no fear and share information common to all.

Now imagine 2go rooms using voice note
You make random statement, shoutout, yell, make jokes and listen to others do the same
That's a nice social media and communication tool sure to bring people together, being so much fub

Animation Wallpaper
There are a lot of awesome moments that are in images online and can be made into wallpapers.
From
Itachi moon stance, Naruto
Luffy landing marineford
Vegeta and Goku etc
They make nice wall art for students in higher institutios mostly, and others.

Search/shadow Light
Atop every tricycle, mini bus and taxi should be a mild orange or blue coloured halogen light for seeking out passengers

The main light is not enough, it is directed straight ahead and downwards, drivers and tricycle riders have to strain their eyes looking sideways and stopping abruptly on the road to pick passengers.
But with this light, they get to see ahead and make decisions quicker.
Tricycles and taxi and make it an orange coloured or blue halogen mild, energy saving and adds to an overall beauty as a whole.

Community Magazine/Blog
Set an office or online mail for collecting, .
Photographs
Model pictures
Articles
Poems
Write up
And publishing bi annually for the community.
Bringing exposure and awareness to who needs it.

Beans Shawarma
Either as baked beans, cooked beans, with fish , beans and chicken, beans might be the trick to making delicious and affordable Shawarma

Bitterleaf Chewing Stick
Collected and chopped into nice lengths to be Sold at busstops and parks, these little candies help to lubricate the stomach, reduce tooth ache and after every day, makes bowel movement easier

Bank Chop
Also known to be a log stamp, used mostly in Asia is a log of wood chopped and designed as an exchange for one signature.
Serve the aged who have certain diseases, tremors that hinders the perfect signing of one's signature.
And becomes even more useful as a way of withdrawal after their demise.

A New Browser
The internet given to us by His Holiness (+) Lord Tim Berners Lee, is still in wallpaper format meaning it opens and closes as html.
Which makes pages load only in view.

A better design for a browser would be a browser that loads all pages simultaneously, HTML in JavaScript.
Where pages are loading, opening whether they are in view or not

It means one don't have to wait to open every page like a rollodex and one click, is still opening operating even when minimised..


@Nairaland.com
I cant be alone, I'm sure there's this long list of users who can't access the mail sent to them, how come seun couldn't create a mailing system in this website to make life easier for us, how hard can it be to have
Username@nairaland.com

Talent loan
It's a shame we don't have an educational system that allows for the development and focus on one's God given talent. I know a boy now turned teen who have been drumming since he was 3/4.
Today he is made a sales boy, Killing that talent before it ever seeing the light of day.
A Talent Loan allows you or your ward to request for musical instruments or sketch pads while you pay little
Things like
Drumpad
Used Guitar
Used Keyboard
Used Trumpet
Old microphone
Locally made sketch pad, pencils (used).


Just to give that little child a chance

Android Multiplayer Centre
You are there because you want to show off your skill in either pubg, freefire, et. al

A Couch, charging port your phone and someone will join you in no time, Play from the comfort of your phone and make new friends everyday

Request Kitchen
Take the restaurant online and create a Whatsapp number for quick chat
Tell us what you want and your budget, We will have it delivered to your closest bussfop

Hi,
I want massa and ogbono soup
Budget 3k..

This will get you cooking always, saving on ingredients and always trying out new recipes