₦airaland Forum

Chinook to Niger
Sitting there idle, wasting away, We could borrow the Chinook helicopter we have in the airforce for many transport for our Niger brothers working here in Lagos
At least to the Chadian, or Niger border pending when the rail is completed

You Could make that trip 6 times per week and target when they return enmass for farming.
Instead of that long arduous journey of 3-4 days. a Chinook would be there in 3-4 hrs.

And you would get really paid.

BATTERY CHARGE TRANSFER
Since battery stores energy using magnetism, said magnetism can be transferred via airwaves to its point of need/ demand.
We could have a
Battery charge transfer using sim card, where the power of a battery can be transferred from the home to the office, to the car etc, and continue charging.
Load a battery call the sim card and then fill it up the low battery and then continue
Something like how remote detonation works.

The battery will remain in constant is charging, connected to a phone number in the sim from the house, it can be made to charge the car, phone, bike as the charge can be transferred to a sim to the phone, car etc.

This will really help dispatch riders who suddenly get stuck with low battery in the middle of the road and emergency phone charging while traveling.

Network Providers?

Portable Toaster
Something the size of an android phone that is chargeable, battery powered, for students like a hair straightener for making toast.
Hmm... Bread is better toasted

MaxwellGOOD:
Good day man hav been following ur post 4 awhile, love ur simplicity and ur view about life as 4 me am a govt worker and a farmer so I know how I constrict and conserve funds and my spending, there's nothing in this life to start chasing luxury and flamboyant lifestyle when I know very well that in reality something one can spend much money on, u can minimize and get same result or outcome with less bulks, sometimes people around me think I am old fashioned when am farming but I know how much I save on food every year, sometimes the harvest from previous year won't even run down before harvesting again though am a very young guy but my mate see it as dirty but I know how much I saved up, imagine a friend of mine eating 5k on meals everyday at restaurants while I cook my harvested produce at home, sometimes I just spend weeks without spending on food thereby saving that money 4 something else.
i luv DIYs so much, painted and installed my new apartment with electricity by myself and precisely going to install my DStv and mobile solar charger by myself, I don't buy second hand clothes whether white man wear or black wear, I buy materials give to my church guy he sew for free. this life is nothing a man toils and suffer to make millions & and drives the lastes cars when he dies he leaves everything that's nonsense, my believe is by GODs grace I be able to provide food, basic amenities, school fees, house rents, pay bills for family and move on simply.

My friend, you have conquered life.
Teach this to your children and you can rest easy knowing that you are bringing up the biblical arrows in a quiver.

Peanut Sauce
Boiled peanuts, peeled, into a mortar, food processor, pounded into a semi puree, with fresh pepper and bitterleaf, mixed in thoroughly could be fried in palm oil onions, green peppers cryfish and broken bits of fish

To eat
Boiled yam, Potatoes, cocoyam and spaghetti

Sachet Polish
A little inexpensive version of a locally made polish, in sachet form allows you to polish your shoes and sandals yourself.

The Goat Investment Bank
This is a great alternative to the normal kind, as it allows an investment as low as 3 thousand naira, the price of a kid.
Goat Banking takes advantage of the sturdy nature of goats to run an acre wide bank/farm for people to buy goats and drop them
At the end of the year they determine if they want to sell or continue, all fruitions (pregnancy and children) belong to the bank, kids can be discussed based on policy.
At the end of year you might sell your goat and earn a quarter of a million

Goat will always be needed by restaurants.

So why not bank it.

Electronic Documentation of Police Records
Robbed once in Old Lamingo Road, wrote my statement on a 40 leaves book that had seen better days, Where I to take up the case today I would have no reference, because the book wouldn't be found.
If the police had an app that had. A format of documentation with a digital log copy sent to Abuja, I could easily take up the case whenever I have the finance and capability.
A digital and online documentation app for our police, records, and statements, including also other security agencies is quite necessary for accountability and referral.

Meet them with a Proposal

Orange Splash
I'm thinking of a festival organised in Benue State just after the harvest of oranges and the good ones have been selected.
Orange Splash like the Tomatoes festival in Spain will involve.

Orange peeling competition
Fastest drinker of Orange
Orange Basket
Orange blindfolded race
Orange punch
Free sampling of yams, roasted yam
For the youth or or orange pelting fight like snowballs.

Like the Argungun festival it's will be fun and tourism.

Childrens Playground
We tend to lock them up and leave them with an android phone, when they should be having muscular growth development, a childhood of play

A net fence plot with sharp sand flooring and playground equipments, like swings, seesaws, slides, monkey bars etc with good security, could reassure parents to allow their kids play.
Charging a grand (1k) per month isn't too expensive

Story/ Lesson Radio Program
Some people made some rather hard choices, made some mistake and would rather like to pass on the story and lesson.
Like a friends father who kept malice with his only daughter until she died in an accident

A Whatsapp voice note should suffice nigerians have stories to tell.

Used and Leftovers
Err, more like an NGaO concerned with the amount of waste we generate from cooked foods to the hunger in prison and mental home.
It calls on Nigerians if you organized a party and have leftovers be it swallow, rice, instead of throwing it in the bin, Call us and we will take them from you and give them to prisoners, the indigent, displaced and the mentally infirm

So also used clothes, some people cant afford to buy at all
The philosophy stems from a need to mitigate suffering and hunger as everything pain they umdergo affect us back as long as we are of the same race.

Gas Powered Vulcaniser Engine
It would be a relief for the millions of Vulcanisers who still depend on fuel,
The engine can be changed to use gas or CNG which is a lot cheaper

Water Test and Treatment
There are so many people drilling boreholes, many don't have truly clean water, they stop at the first aquifer and call it a day.
Many households have hard water, get sick often and don't suspect

There are 4 levels of water at least, you are supposed to pump out, drill till you get to the soft and cleanwater.

Be a company with the experiment, cost of drilling and upgrade

Kiosk Bar
Using pallet set up a kiosk bar like a Japanese ramen stand, selling hot drinks by the shots, herbs and beer. You couold sell pepper fish on the side, Small collapsible kiosk With stools in front.
That can be erected anywhere and moved.

Its cheaper than renting a shop and makes the bar a close, cozy and personal.

Yam and Cassava flour
Mixing yam and cassava flour, or rice flour with cassava flour, should make for cheaper, bettter. and tastier swallow. Alternately we ought to farm more white corn, with make
White corn flour swallow egun people

Panla on a stick
Roasting cut tit bits of panla fish, and making a kebo/ suya fish with pepper and onions, dippimg it in locust bean sauce

In Real time: Tv station/ program which consist videos of places at present, from phones, people, a form of travel

Railline or Tram line from Oshodi to Ikorodu

Prison Therapy: A private correctional center would consider it, but conducting a monthly check and evaluation shoud be sold to state correctionals

Battery Options
I have started seeing tricycles being wired with battery, there is a company along Joke Ayo road (Just after the bridge), placing battery in tricycles with a screen behind the windscreen to tell battery percentage.
So the only thing remaining is commercial motorcycles and private cars.
Bikes that aren't tankvolt, now can attach the battery option by simply welding an iron battery carrier behind the backseat. Something small and portable, with the wiring looped in the engine, to attach the screen atop the handle. To help reduce the cost of buying fuel.
Private cars like Yaris, Micra, suzuki every carry, Aygo, hyunda i10, all have engine and design similar to tricycles and should start having a roll out of battery options at the boot.

To make it easy, Create a charger that allows the owner to charge the battery himself at home overnight. To reduce the stress of swapping batteries.

Making Cheap Frames
Chinese minimalist art, Japanese Calligraphy, Words in Nsibidi are cool pictures to hang in one's office, home as wall art.
Printing them in D.I. is not the problem, the problem is the frame.
the price of frame is something else..

To make and sell these wall art
You can make cheap frames using carton and laminating film..
Cut the carton in the right size and thickness, place the image and laminate.
Glue a tiny rope for hanging the picture at the back and you are good to go.

Oat and Ginger Icecream
Tge dual wonderful smell of blended oat and dry ginger make for a whole new taste feel and filling to the ice cream, Oat to makes the credit, tastier and fulle, ginger to keep you wanting more..

WhatsApp shoutout
A Whatsapp Status is the equivalent of one's channel, A shoutout on one's status should be read by everyone all over the world
WhatsApp shoutout allows people to key word search on a Whatsapp directory and see who is saying what relates to that

Search keyword talk about randoms (Arsenal, Iran, bulimia etc?
A Reply to your status sparks up conversation with random stranger.

Names and number can be hidden at first until contact decide to share.
It's a fun way of reaching out to more people it's WhatsApp meet Omegle.

Cricket For School Kids
This holiday is a chance to teach and organise Cricket for primary and secondary school children. its easy to play, learn and can train them for future selections especially during this long vacation.

Collecting a fee from the parents

Using Chicken Drinkers as your vase
The cost of buying a cement or plastic case discourages many from having indoor plants in their house.
but not anymore, just get the normal'chicken drinker, paint it whatever color you wish and then buy your plant and put it in.

You would have colorful and affordable vases for your flowers and plants in no time

The best Android Phone to buy is a Redmi phone, I have used a lot of brands and they are the best. Redmi phone is equivalent to an iPhone.
A Redmi phone in your hands is a real good thing, a small computer exact

A second hand Redmi phone will serve you better than what's out there.
Don't make the mistake of overlook or underating a Redmi phone

WWTBAM as a WhatsApp channel
MTN could bring back the Who Wants to be a Millionaire program now as a WhatsApp channel where people can play computer for 100 to a 2 thousands naira maximum daily.
Way to engage people's mind and get them thinking.

They have to pay 100 naira.

So on an average how many people will win 2 thousand naira, think of the millions that would lose 100 naira

Good profit.

Corn Flour Pie
meat / Fish , of irish potatoes onions and carrots in baked corn flour
Makes for cheaper fish and meat pie, and tastier than with wheat flour.

Music Video challenge on Tiktok
A challenge, that could go viral, asking people to make random music video with apt synchronised movement of them doing normal things, with a snippet of their song on Tiktok. to fetch some art video talents.

Night Rev
There are few experience as sweet as listening to music by the window seat of a luxury bus on a night journey.
A cool replication of that experience gives a company vested in human experience a chance for city dwellers to sleep in a moving bus at least once a week, travelling being so scary.

Explore the entire South West ekiti, ijebu, which are relatively safe from bandit and kidnapping
the
Transport companies some more action, with business being dull at present.

Lagos to Osun is a six hour journey to and fro makes for 12 hours sweet nightbus sleep ride..

For a price of 3-5k you can replicate night travel for the fun of it.
Many would be interested.

Bus Padi
Here's an app or website that takes advantage of peoples everyday transit to help others get something for half/quarter the transport fare.
Because the price of transport can be expensive, however these people take that route daily due to the nature of thier jobs, they can help youy get the stuff, with pictures on whatsapp and bing it to you when coming back.

Its also a way for them to make a quick buck as it reduces their expense on transport especially if they help two or more people (like a jiji courier)

The Profile will be something like this:
Elisha: I ply Agege to Mile 2 everyday (what can i get you?)
Bode: I ply Ikorodu to Ajah everyday (what do you want?)

With a verified NiN upload incase of theft and a star rating of people based on verified trust.

Local TV Showing Old Matches
Matches have high re-watch, some people would rather just watch old matches and listen to music than movies.
Showing old premiership, laliga and international matches is a TV station guaranteed to have a lot of views and advert placement.

Film Festival
Higher institutios are the go to for innovation and creativity because they are a filtered society, you meet young, educated people.
Using a projector and a theatre or open space, You could run a film festival during the beginning of the semester. Show certain rated movies, criterion collection
Become a film board and open students to the wonders of cinema, put up a challenge for them to make short movies, art videos and give the best an award.

With consistency, you should become a force to reckon with both here and internationally in no time.

Cassava Noodles
Our cassava at the raw grounded stage could be further processed, cooked a little extra and with a thickener like rice flour made into noodles.
Cheap and with added soup flavours as ingredients.

Gas/ Coal Air Fryer
The design is in the form of an inverted oven. Where the heat is created by gas outlet which burns an inverted burner in a oven chamber and the same heat burns would provide heat for at the top,
where atopx the burn, is another small chamber, container like the fuel tank of a motorcycle where cooking oil is poured into.

The heat of the burner heats up the oil which
then feeds oil into the oven chamber below like a motorcycle in a drip tap style (used in mostly in chicken wire ) that drips the oil into a basket carrier containing the food/meat while surrounding heat quickens the fry.

With glass window by the side to check the progress.

This, if constructed would greatly reduce the amount of oil being used in frying pastries, meat, chicken for those who do it as a business.

In the stead of a gas burner system, a charcoal burning removable aluminium the could be used as the heat, After the coal is burned.

Fries and Snacks Networking
Sometimes you can't satisfy the demand for the Snacks you fry in the location you are in, some others equally as good at making snacks and fries don't sell half as much because of the location of their shop/business

Create a networking that alerts and transport these snacks for 20 naira interest which takes the snacks off their glass and share the profit all around.

You get to sell for longer, sell more drinks, retain more customers, and reduce your stress.

Taste, before accrediting. you shouldn't have too any excess if well planned

Lime and Lemon Biscuits
All that excess lime and lemon, squeezed out, transit damaged and old, lemon and lime do not spoil even they rot, Could be collected from markets and push cart northerners copiously squeezed into a cassava flour, turned into a baked lime flavored hard tack biscuits.

For that instant VitC fizz