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Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 3:00am On Dec 17, 2023
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Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 3:21am On Dec 16, 2023
NATURAL AIR CONDITION AND AIR FILTER

one thing I noticed about this life is, that life is all about OT. Yes orientation. Wetin people use pass you na small small things, small small OT. While you waste money, people are spending less and using the saved money to achieve better things.

Instead of buying AIR conditions, while not buy Indoor plants and put them in your house.
Apart from sunlight what else do you think plant eat, - Co2 Yea Carbon dioxide.
When you have 2 of these in your living room and porch. You will notice that the air seems fresher, the room feels cooler. Especially some of us that live in Major Cities like Lagos and Co.

I bought my own snake plant for 1.5k with concrete cement vase o.
And I automatically notice the difference.
Invest in indoor plants, its more cheaper and sustainable than buying AC



The goal of this thread is to give every single Nigerian financial freedom, don't say it can't be done. If you live with very little, the excess can be saved to open a business of your choice or invest in productive things.
To living besides Nigeria... life na just OT

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Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 7:51am On Dec 15, 2023
200 naira SOUP.

The weather was cold and I wanted something spicy.
Okra 100
Yellow pepper 50
Locust beans 50

I added pepper soup ingredients and enough water, I drank that for dinner, made Eba the next morning and finished it up.

Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 7:42am On Dec 15, 2023
Rice, Cauliflower with Vegetable sauce

I boiled the Cauliflower at the last minute to get retain its crunch.
The rest is as usual..

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Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 7:39am On Dec 15, 2023
COUCH OF 7k

Instead of spending thousands building a couch
You can spend just
2.5k on Pallets (2)
Leather 1 yrds 2k
Foam #500

You can also check Google for other pallet designs so you can save money on furniture..


When buying foam buy this type with the hard back, it's the most resilient and doesn't absorb water easily.
You can also buy two of it and use It to make your mattress, you just need to add bed cover.

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Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 3:42pm On Dec 13, 2023
Look around you na,

Look at the kind of suffering women go through in Africa
Someone will shout come and buy ugwu, come and buy biscuits from morning to night, come back home and still get battered by  a drunk  husband and you think she will sleep and dream of pretty places. It's not possible, she will go straight to a coven to go and cry. Every night
Without which she can't find strength to do it again the next day.

They also patronizs themselves.
You hear in thsir frequency ,
- na hear I dey o, 
-no worry I to come dey patronise you.
Dey might not need the cloth, if the lesser woman is a tailor But they will go and just sew it there. A kind of spiritual MMM
(Give help to Get Help)

They sometimes forget thier way, and recollect it suddenly, very funny when I see it. I just smile at them

Ogbanje really is the product of suffering
for both men and women as they have male members too.


Pls don't beat your wife, don't rape and traumatise girls and women or even boys.
Any woman you don't like don't waste her emotions.
They are bedevilled by too many forces.
Even when they hurt you, Don't be quick yo judge or eager to retaliate, they are just ignorant and wounded

Their mind work with association and they are on a vengeance to hurt as many men as possible.
But who did they tell their plight??
No one, for our culture muzzles them...

I write all this, because I am resolved to find the solution to Nigeria problem and until we are good to one another, we will never progress as a nation.

Reparation must be done for the death of Deborah Samuel,  her blood screams vengeance and we must build her a monument..
We MUST!!

Upgrade your brain by reading all the time
Kayanmata no dey work for oyibo  body because their brain have moved above the frequency of animals.

Listen to good music all the time

If  you are interested in Upgrading your radio(brain) to listen in to their frequency,
The formula is Marijuana and Jazz Music
(Preferably Andrew Hill, Cecil Taylor, Coltrane)
There are levels to this life, live a clean life, be good to people.
Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 3:41pm On Dec 13, 2023
They want for respect in the world and since they don't see it,  they strive to get it among their peers
Buddha said that The one is in the many, and the many is in the one
Someone once told me, if you like a girl date her but don't ever tell her you want to marry her. You will be met with such harsh response and vitriol you will be shocked.
She knows they can hear you. And will not approve of it
The conversation might go thus:

-Ehen you sef wan marry
- No!, I told him no
- No o  you for tell am yes na,
(They only speak pidgin in their realm)
-Yesterday see as you dey suck prick like say .. be like say you like this guy
-Pls don't hurt him
-Ehen give us something

She might miscarry or do an abortion
Or sperms or loosch whatever is required
It could also he your boss at work
They might want either the blood
Or the sperms.
Don't let it shock you, demons eat feaces too!!

She might say jokingly, if you know wetin I dey do dor you ehnm

They discourage her from getting married especially to someone they know she really likes Then they list thousands of hags that are yet to marry and are without children  Why should she marry and others have not.

They want you to settle them spiritually but even when you go and meet your herbalist and do so, the marriage will  only last for 20 yrs, before trouble will just start.
At the old age when you will need the woman she will leave you.
Look at Ireti Doyle,Lawrence Fishburne, many of them like that. Nothing the devil gives last forever

It is quite the behemoth and a very large and a very fvcked up spiritual organisation.

The naturql solution would for men to marry at least 2 to 3 wives or for you to have baby mamas if you can afford it, but it will still not mitigate the crisis. Or for you to help impregnate these over aged spinster if they are willing
So that they have some children and succor in their old age

Unless this is done  the problem will continue forever
Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 3:40pm On Dec 13, 2023
BrainWashing, Mind Control and The King Woman.

The head of the Ogbanje Spiritual organisation is regarded as the King Woman, Yorubas call them Yeyeé (Fela refer to them as Iya Alaje)
Known in igbo as Eze Nwanyi they posses a kind of spiritual mind control  where they will condition and coerce you to be doing for them
Her children will be on your mind 24/7.
When you go to their do you notice that they are not always so surprised to see you
It is because they are the ones that called you,
Some go as making you pay thier children school fees,  especially If you are still  a bachelor, married men with families still fall victim.

They infuse their essence In the food they have given you, and make them your waking thought

You won't eat or wear good clothing, but you will be buying cloths and things for them. If they ask you, you will say I just like them - Didirin

They force you to eat their food, When They give you food and infuse their essence on it. So you think of them always
Women and sickie fell children are weak
So they easily get recruited into this spiritual groups.


They get there by sacrificing the sheer suffering, age or by sacrificing thier own child countless of senseless miscarriages


They will tell you to go and barb your hair that you look fine when you cut your hair
Don't listen to them o
They don't want you to hearwhat they are doing.
Haven't you seen a woman who is visibly elderly rush outside to go and greet another woman you is younger, it because she is a King woman who has paid the ultimate price


Tie you down with the illusion of sex, they won't fvck you, but they will use the illusion of sex to get you to do their bidding, 
You hear them calling you Sweetheart, Darling,  my Dear, its a lie.
You doing for them, you are their puppet.


Drinking of salty water and giving people things, and beggars small changes, can help break that chain (it is a chain) Always give things you don't use or need as you don't know who will liberate you.
There are many chains in your head that you don't know of.
But when you are pure, you will find yourself spitting out thick and slimy saliva,  then you know yu are on your way to being liberated

The power to control minds, is the greatest power, its like Inception. You will think you know what you are doing, but you are doing exactly what they want you to do, as they are constantly watching you.

This is a power passed down from mother to daughter.  As long as the mother is alive she can't ascend that position but when her mother dies, she is given the sceptre..

So some of them started their sacrifice early. Especially when they have siblings who are also girls.
They form the habit of giving food to strangers,  Christmas food, so that her ascent to the position will be unquestioned
You see them calling the woman ," Big Mummy" kneeling down for her. Then you know that she is now an oga

When you see women go in mass togive condolence to a woman they have also come to congratulate her on her new position as the head woman of that family.

If your eyes are open you will see that it's quite a thing If you have ever  attended the Igbo women August meeting you will understand it.

They use it in controlling customers to thier business. You will wonder how come this woman thay just opened recently already have that much customers and why People leave the first and second shop and go and patronize the woman in the last shop. Ehn, na so.

Sometimes they can  Make you heavy, make you weary, stagnate you. They come in the dream and have sex with you in dreams just to make you weak.
And distract you from what they intend to do, you might wake up with scratches on your back. Or find yourself wet (man).
They use sex to stagnate  frustrate and control you.
I stopped picking calls especially on Wednesday they can send you signals make you Hot for witches Thursday
Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 7:10am On Dec 05, 2023
Spiritual Feaces

As funny as it sound, it is quite a problem. This is a phenomenon done by envious people to make you unattractive to others
No matter how good looking you are or how well dressed or the money you have, people will just not be interested in you.

They use to tie down spinsters and stop them from getting married. It is poured in shops to deter sales and it done by some mothers on thier sons to stop them from getting married, Especially if the son is the major bread winner of the family, or to just possess him. You find yourself either attracting flies or people turning their heads away at the sight of you.

Use Ash and salt to bath, pour the Ash and salt in a bowl in the bathroom, wash yourself with it and Rinse your body after.
If you can get Coconut water, and add to it all the better, use the coconut water to wash your head Especially.

Do this as frequently as your spirit directs you, chances are you will see the person who did it in a dream, which will guide how freely you will relate with that person after.


Be prayerful and live a good life and God will direct your footsteps.
Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 2:35am On Dec 03, 2023
THE CONSEQUENCES OF DOING GOOD

Some people glide through life without ever facing any serious challenge, why some other people lives are turmoil. One problem to another.

This world is a goodness algorithm.

Always do good, even when it doesn't favour you.
The Yorubas call it Aselé it literally means doing down. Do the good down, one day it will either help or fight for you.
You can't plan all of life, because as you are making your own plans, enemies are making theirs but what will protect, Liberate and shield you is the good deeds you have done.

For me I call it the real Yahoo Yahoo. Not using people for rituals but using people's chi/eleda to protect yourself.
For every Thanks, and God bless you that I receive I gain tremendous spiritual powers. Which is it baffles me when I see people being selfish or hoarding things when the opportunity to give comes.

An Eleda is asking you for something and you are being selfish over what you don't even really own.
Who owns you and that thing, if not God.

You see people driving expensive cars while others are hungry. It's funny sha.
This is why the Western world will always be better. They have understood that the human spirit can uplift and elevate a person which is why they strive to make sure none of their citizens suffer.

When you see someone leave an accident unscathed or recover easily from a sickness, its probably because you have done good to someone

I too, am a good example of this, which is why I now strive to live a life of truthfulness and spiritual uprightness, don't think I don't get spiritual attacks due to the things I post on Nairaland or don't have random people stop me on the road and warn me.
But in the dream, I see people on white protecting me, and I forge on. It's not easy.

Which is why I must keep on doing good and help every person the best way that I can, even If I don't have money, I can tell you the truth.

As your parents can only do so much, as you grow older no one will protect you but you and your deeds. Strive to do good always it helps a lot.

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Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 11:56pm On Dec 01, 2023
LOOSCH FOR MONEY  OGBANJE SYSTEM

There is an Interdimensional power play happening in Nigeria where Loosch the energy derived in sex and pain is used to generate money in Nigeria.

The Ogbanje system is very powerful and they control everything. You could be involved in some serious power play if you go against them and their head women. Mind you, The head woman can also be a man.
Men who are actually women in the spirit or have been turned women
Men who have been had homosexuality and turned they have no feelings for their wives but they control them.
These men are characterised by their love for conflict, bipolar disorder, irritability and disgusting behaviors.
As they are women themselves they are very free with girls and with outsiders but in their house they are the devil.
They are your Ogbanje men
If they are your landlords they will be the one goading you into sex, Ah see that girl na fine girl or, You be man so, who you dey with na, you no dey bring any woman come this house.
They want you to have sex with this girls of theirs as they need the loosch. For their spiritual energy.


They can turn you into a woman spiritually
In my workplace some people will be touching your buttocks or your penis then you find yourself menstruating in the dream.
They might say they are playing with you. But it's a lie, warn them off seriously
No that they want to change your gender

It's either they are preparing you for an oga that wants to Bleep you or they introduce you to a girl that they can collect the loosch from by proxy.

You might see the girl sucking your oga off in a dream. If you chase the girl away you are bound to loose that job.
The girl is their agent. She might even get pregnant abort the child and use it for sacrifice for them.
So that they promote you or give you free hand in the workplace.
I repeat Oyedepo ushers are a major agents as they are his prostitute ring
Other churches also are not excluded in this loosch for money ogbanje system that is going on in Nigeria.



There is something the Yorubas call Adodun which roughly translates to sweet fvxk or sweet sex. It is just like what Jaruma sells but they also put it in the food of some girls
The girl will be behaving irrationally at the sight of a man, at the end she will be used for sex and loosch thinking she's enjoying her youth until she becomes that which she consumes she will become a man.
Which is why some women will have start having joysticks in the dream it means they can never give birth. Their gender have been changed  and  It starts with the sex


You see some women who have been introduced into the ogbanje start developing thick muscles, pot belly and hard voice
They have been made into men
Protect your daughters from stupid friends
Don't allow them attend boarding or same sex schools.

It is the origin of this dangerous spirit.
For even when she marries she is still in union with her lesbian lover who she still invite into your home and have aex with on the matrimonial bed.




The truth is Nigeria is being governed by demons, children of Djinn. These Djinns require blood, sex or human flesh to give either power or wealth.

Why do you think before any declaration
The Fulani must kill people somewhere as Human sacrifice.

Before Tinubu won the primary, there was the Owo Massacre (blood on the ground)
Before SanwOlu won election LagBus driver rams into train (Blood on the ground)

And now recently before endorsing the Student Loan Programme : 20 peope were killed in Taraba (Blood on the ground)
Human sacrifice. Pray you never be a part of those that will be used to further their agenda

They use this to subdue the will of the people so that you will see all these thing and not be able to talk.
Well unlike you guys. I live outside the matrix and see everything from the outside in, A clean and spiritual life that's all it takes

They see us as their cattle. People they can do whatever they want with.
Everything have been tainted from the money, you spend down to the food you eat everything have their trait and their mark.
It takes the grace and fervent prayer for us to live clean n this age and time.

You would do well to be careful and trust nobody not even your parents as they could be well in on it. As Fela rightly said again that  many are controlled by one spirit or the other and they don't even know it.


This book you see is my pillow, my guide, and truth through this world of lies. Once I read a chapter and chant, I must be made aware in the dream or a trance.

For you it could be the bible or quran. But don't joke with your dreams.
George Orwell wrote that in 1984
'IF WE CAN CONTROL THE MIND THEN WHAT ELSE'

You might think you are the one making the decision, not knowing that you are being programmed and controlled from the spirit realm.

This is the original and Frame work of their so callled sophistication thier demonic sophistication
Where your landlord will he asking if you don't have sex so that you give him loosch.
You no dey fvck, I get one girl for you o...
Lies!! He's your worst enemy seeking to stagnate you.

They have an agreement with these Djinns to provide loosch for the money that they spend, this Djinn money usually last only 20 years and will request something new from you again. Another blood.


Before we can detach from this demonic Web. It takes a lot. I know this post will not make sense to a lot of you.
But I promise you, You'll eventually find out one way or the other..
Try and live a clean life either way. It is well

Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 2:08pm On Nov 30, 2023
If you have a church group any group that can contribute money and have someone send this for you.
It can also be a business to sell at 13k or 14k in the cities, if you are interested
Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 2:06pm On Nov 30, 2023
Charcoal Stove.

I just bought one at Terminus Market at 10k
The Metal Work area
It's becoming quite scarce too.

Since The German Chancellor came to Nigeria to formally request for gas, I have been apprehensive, the price of Gas might increase again.
I wanted to buy 2 more and send to Lagos but that will be later.

At least beans and rice can be cooked on this and this is better can be used indoors too

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Business / Re: Lucrative Businesses That People Don't Know by Psiyohos: 4:10pm On Nov 29, 2023
More:
A good business is one that superimposes on the will of the people. You have to sell something that they can't help, but have to buy.
Look around your community and ask
What is that thing they can't do without, or what is that thing they lack and how can I bring it to them

CLEAN WATER
If you have 500k
You can open water in communities in Ilorin and in Enugu and sell to people and to water tankers. Water is scarce in Enugu, Edo and Kwara state and many local communities there lack clean water.
While Other communities have waterun the ground but no one has been concerned enough to help them  make it pipe borne


SOLAR GENERATORS
You can also sell solar panel generator and
And solar bulb since NEPA light is an issue in some local government
Buy them cheap in alaba international and sell it on their market days.

ONDO STATE and more importantly the town is desperately in need of malls and  cinemas, If you have the money it will good to invest there. Same with Ile ife since It's a student area.

Space for parking cars.
You can build car spaces in the cities in the form of duplexes. There are certain places in the Island that thus will be feasible and you will make more than you would if you sought rent yearly.

THE SKY:
Look up what do you see, I see advert space for companies that really want to get their products known.
You can invest in air balloon and invite them to advertise with large banners or painting the air balloon itself..
Unlike the traditional bill board that is static, this one is mobile and will attract the needed attention from children and parents.

BEANS VILLAGE: for Ministeries and Secretariats, If you can find a space close to a secretariat and sell beans exclusively with bread. A lot of workers don't eat breakfast before going to work. You can mediate that as beans last longer in the stomach.
For instance in Alausa Secretariat any one who opens a beans village will find patronage from The Secretariat,  ICM and Bank workers situated around that side.

... SOUP DELIVERY  name it SOUPSTOP OR SOUPEVERY (Soup+delivery)
This is a good business for a stay at home wife, who really knows how to cook good soups  Why not cook soup for workers who are mostly too tired from the Lagos traffic to cook anything andThere are lazy yahoo boys who are "too busy" to cook
You can make the soup just add meat and ponmo based on how much money they pay and sell from 3k upwards.
Let them pay for the delivery, when you are done you can FREEZE THE SOUP.
You can get a deal on Fufu, if you want
But focus majorly on soup.
You can also make pepper soup and do bargain sale during rainy season. choosing either fish or meat.
And a special of hot yam peppersoul for just delivered women


A SHOP OF NATURALS:
You can set up a shop that deal on Naturals, which the current price of things people will revert back to these as they cheap and easy to procure.

Shea butter
Coconut oil
Avocado oil
Seeds
Tea
Fenugreek seeds
Cannabis oil
They don't spoil and with the recent cost of things, they are only alternative available

DAY CARE FOR OLD PEOPLE
You can run a day care, of old people where working class people who live with thier parents can drop their aged parents pick them up in the evening especially for workers who have parents who are handicapped disabled or have dementia.
They get to play with their mates, not feel so lonely and it gives you some respite while at work.
You don't have to employ any Togolese Maid and the cost will not be too much.

TOURIST GUIDE:
One of the reason people don't travel is that they are afraid abd need guides when they are in a new place. You can serve as small guide and assist them when they are on leave or vacation.
I wanted to open a Business like this it will be in form of what Thomas Cook did in the UK. Name it Travelers Anonymous. I wish i had the hotel database of jumia travel. Become a travel agent for people across Africa. Give them the local police numbers and ensure their safety.


A HOMELESS SHELTER
For those who can't afford housing or those who just relocated to another state while they struggle to find their way
A daily payment of 200 naira can provide bed and blanket for so many bridge sleepers and prepare them for life while they look for jobs and save up for rent.
Especially in places like Lagos, Lekki and island especially



Sale of Crocs and Rubber slippers, since that is the footwear of GenZ. If you pick a place that have not been covered yet.
You could sell something every week


DEVELOPING NATURAL DRUGS:
A serious pharmaceutical company can take advantage of the gap left by these fleeing companies and formulate
Drugs from our own natural medicines and natural herbs
Grounded ginger can be tablet for indigestion, Scent leaf powder can be turned into a tablet as a laxative
Capsulated aloe vera can help diabetics patient, Scent leaf and ginger tea for Malaria. etc
Even if they are in form of supplements.
They can be sourced locally and remedy the high cost of medicines

Online THERAPIST
Using zoom or Google meeting or better still create your own app that blurs the face of your patient for confidentiality purpose .
Many Nigerians are scarred from Childhood trauma, depression and other unprocessed traumatic experiences
You can serve as a therapist. Provided you have a  degree in Psychology or G&C,
This is quite stressful but can pay as its not easy to piece through anyone's life.

PET ARE US
Help collect dogs dogs cats for people that travel, Sell puppies and kittens help administer vaccines and nueter.
Sell Rabbits, cats and Dogs.
Politics / Re: It's Coming Soon, But Don't Buy Dangote's Stock by Psiyohos: 10:51am On Nov 28, 2023
Don't say I did not tell you!!

Google what happened to Enron.

Wo, your money will just go like that!

I don tell you o
Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 1:08am On Nov 26, 2023
STEAMING:

Many of us think we are really breathing properly but we are not.
We gradually lose our deep breaths in time.
During and even after the Covid 19 pandemic many  air bone diseases have been discovered and kept hidden from the public  as part of thier bio warfare silent wars on the public

Make it a thing to always do STEAMING at
least once every 3 months and see the changes in the way you used to breathe.

I usually boil A bulb of onions and enough salt, when it boils
I get my towel, put it over my head and open my mouth and my nose intermittently

I close my eyes throughout as steam affects the eyes

Do this for 5 -7 minutes and thats all..

When in the market place get a nose mask.
May we not fall sick in this period.

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Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 12:55pm On Nov 23, 2023
December's Implosion

As we enter into the month of December we enter into its desperation.
Be very careful, more so with this year's hardship
Protect your self against the following ways that desperate people most likely use:

One chance: Avoid entering small buses, where the only available seat is at the back, watchout for the ratio of male and female in a bus.
Enter long buses, don't be in a haste, enter at the bus stops and Make sure you are comfortable and no one is touching you when you are seated

Interview : confirm your interviews in this period If you are a job seeker. There are proven places like Charlie boy junction, Mende Maryland lagos where people have confirmed suspicious activities. Be very careful

Friends place: be careful when going to or sleeping over in a friend's place, the amount of youth in cyber crime and rituals is staggering
Don't say, I trust him. Be sure, and watch what you eat.

Senseless fight : Avoid senseless fights and arguments with people, some people are looking for avenue to touch you or draw blood from you.
Avoid it.

Protest : it is no longer news that we are being ruled by demons. And they crave blood. They are slipping up on purpose, trying to rile us up for protest so that they can have an excuse to kill us and shed the blood they that they desperately need.
Look at Kogi election, person steal ballot box, all you had to do was taze the person or at worst shoot the leg, weaken him, seize the ballot box from him, arrest and try him in court

No see and kill. No questions. They want blood.

Birthday party: Ehn, yes! this is thier favourite one they will organise 50 yrs birthday party or Specious wedding anniversary. Kill ram and call you to come and eat. Most times these rams are sacrifices to steal people's stars.
If you notice you will see people putting ram bones in front of their shops during the Eid Celebrations
Na so, just to attract customers. Don't be a customer, let your concoction rice be enough for you.

Traveling and kidnapping : if you can better stay back, if you can't cut your journey into two travel rest, continue for three will be kidnapping and theft, or if you have the money take flight
The road will be hot.


Let hope we make it to the new year together

Peace
Business / Re: Lucrative Businesses That People Don't Know by Psiyohos: 10:30am On Nov 23, 2023
MORE BUSINESS IDEAS

SEX SHOP: As ludicrous as it may sound Nigerians are one of the highest consumer of Porn in the world. If you are one of the first to sell Sex Videos and Intimacy gadgets in Nigeria, targeting major cities like Lagos Abuja, and Portharcourt. It might take sometime but you will get your customers.

PARTY, BAZAAR AND GET TOGETHER
Many Nigerians are bored and don't have social skills, they long for get together to bring them close to one another.
You just need a field, some speakers, game shows, cotton candy and you can just name it one name of your choice

Your business will be to monopolise the sale of water and soft drinks to make your money,
It could be :
Reggae party,  Jazz Party, Hip Hop Party,
Dog Owners Party,  Cat Owners Party, Retiree Get Together, Gen Z Party,  Anime Comic Con, etc


PURPOSE: Do you ask yourself sometimes what is Nigeria's greatest natural resources, its not oil, its people.
We have a teeming population of youth and young adult with nothing but time on thier hands.
How do you harness this..
You give them purpose.  They are jobless and bored.  Find something for them to do.

First set up an NGO
Get funding from either government or private individuals
Then recruit these young Nigerians to do some work for you and pay them on an hourly rate.
E.g: Tree Planting NGO. Recruit them in thier States asking them to plant trees for 10 naira per tree.
Or you could send them to the local villages with security of course to places like Taraba or Ondo
the plains there are in need of trees.  (With the level of deforestation in Nigeria for firewood and coal, this is needes).

It could be Pottery, Horticulture,  Gutter cleaning,  As long as you don't owe and you are fair. You will find youths willing to work for you and you get to make your own money via the funding from government


ANTIQUE AND PAWN SHOPS: With the current and imminent economic downturn a lot of Nigerians will part with some of thier valuables just to eat, you could buy these vases, ceramics,  diamonds, necklaces, paintings. To sell either abroad or later at more value

ART STUDIO: there are lot of talented Nigerians who don't have the opportunity to express their talents, many painters, sculptors, Artistes without a place to practice or finding.
You could get or build an empty warehouse and House these prospective young Artists. And give them equipment to work on either canvases, pencils, etc for them to do their work
So that if they are sold you have a percentage cut for it

There is no such thing as bad art and painting it only appreciate in time.

SOCKS, SINGLETS AND SCHOOL Bags,: A shop in a school area, where wholesale and retail of these items are sold will do well as Nigerians are never going to stop churning out children
Boxers, rubber wristwatches, water bottles, Handkerchiefs could be added.

INFORMATION: A very important thing to sell is information. I predict either being unable to access information in time, or unable to afford data.
You could be the sole provider of scarce PdFs, movies, documentaries and Books and sell them at very expensive rates
Information is power and wealth in one.


OPEN INSTITUTES AND NIGHT SCHOOL:
This is an idea, I'm quite reluctant to share, but oh well, Since your country is very stupid and wants to keep increasing the price of School Fees. Leave them.

Buy 3 acres of land, create an open University/ Polythenic that offers Night school for young adults that are working
A lot of them are looking for flexibility in education. A Night School from 6 to 11pm in Lagos will really make sense
Just build the place in the pattern of NYsc campMale Hostel, Female Hostel, Pavilion,
Department Office and 3 classes shikena

Enforce the usage of Tablets, Go online and download PDF and Videos relating to the course they are studying
Send it to their tablets Shikena.

Go to A regulating body and get certified as am INSTITUTE, make your classes at night and Charge 50k per semester. You go make money ehn,!! At the end of the semester  get a computer centre to do your exams CBT better still get a deal of 300 computers and use your institute to host JaMB exams when due.

A SPORTS SHOP: The Problem with Nigerians is they don't how to create a niche just to sell a business 
If you buy 2 acres of land and build a basketball court which can also serve as a volley ball court and football field, .
You could open the only sport shop where you can sell JERSEY, socks, anklets, and boots. You can also sell snacks and soft drinks on the side.

DRIVCARE APP: It's just a name I formed with the addition of Drive and care, you could have other names like Willow, CATER etc. It's basically an app that offers to drive old people, disabled and People with down syndrome to get an purchase things, see places or family.
You can build the app, upload it on Google play store for people interested.
You don't need much  just Recruit people who are patient have a lot of love in their hearts and are trustworthy

Get a Suzuki Super carry or Diahatsu Hijet remove the entire back seats and install a ramp at the back of the bus,
Get your own wheel chair so that you can transport people.
Go to their houses, pick them up and drive them to where they want to go,  you will have to take them back to their houses safely and charge a very reasonable fee for driving them, maybe 5k per trip.
You need patience, good name and lots of love in your heart to do this one.


VHS To MP4: Nigerians destroy things a lot but you can serve as the remedy to a very lost cause,  many people have Videos of their weddings and parents burials that they would like to watch again.
This is another Business I would really like to do.
You can get the machine and help convert their VHS to MP4, you can also Get a vinyl extractor also for old albums that some people still have and help covert it to FLAC or Mp3


Vintage Photography / School of Photography: this business is for the rich,  you could invest in the sale of vintage camera, like Polaroids, Rollielflex etc and the sale of 35mm film rolls. You might be the only one doing this in Nigeria,
And it can also be incorporated as a school of old photography have a museums and study old photographers and thier styles.
Those cameras due to their discontinuity sell for quite the price if you have the money to buy and wait for a buyer.

A MASCOT AND A Memento Of  a Town:
This idea requires you to be very artistic, you can sell the mascot, sight or monument of a town or a state.
You could use plastic,  rubber, coconut shell to sell these.
These miniature designs could serve as little statues, key holders or mementos.
Imagine a small statue of  a Hands raised Fela, National Stadium, 042, Idanre Hills, etc. Whatever is unique about your town for tourist and visitors.

PLASTIC/NYLON DIApErs: instead of the environmental degradation of single use Diapers you could create a Nylon, or pleather Diaper that can be washed out, with a pocket function that can house a tissue that can be removed out and replaced.
The funny thing is this can be done with waste,  Either Bagass (sugarcane waste) or sachet water nylon
There is an Indian I saw on YouTube using Bagass to make really exciting things

PRIVATE FOOTBALL LEAGUE; This is another crazy business idea, but do you know you just need 20 (4 acres of land) and 18 thousand Containers to build your own private football league.
The World Cup in Qatar showed that we can use abandoned containers to build a stadium. Imagine if you had a billion naira lying around. Some people do though.


A PHOTOGRAPHY Museum: You can recruit people who are really interested in wildlife, Greyscale and landscape photography to submit their photos in your museum which you can sell for a percentage. While you charge per entry.
Easy and cool money.

APP FOR WIDOWS: one of the lonely people in the world are Widows and Widowers. A Datjng APP can be created for them to find some kind of affection and love in their lives again you can call the app
AGEAN ( Again with age) or THE REKINDLE
Before you can use the person have to show pictures of their previous marriage,
A marriage certificate and verification to stop the app from being polluted by miscreants
Set up dates in coffee shop, Bus rides, and Parks, for them compulsorily as they might have lost interest in things like that.
Something like that sha, set the AI to pair them according to Zodiac signs to make things flow easily. Water Signs with water signs,  Fire like that.


OLD SOLDIERS CLUB: Get a bar and paint it in the Miltary Colours and Camo exclusively for Old Soldiers for them to meet, recount thier tales and enjoy themselves,  for sure you will sell a lot of beer, don't sell on credit oh  they can owe person o. Every Christmas get them customised  fez cap, they like those

But set up good music, Karaoke, Jokes, Snooker, Chess, Draughts. And if you are adventurous you can set up sex workers.
They like sexa lot.

COMiCS and CHILDREN BOOKS: This business requires its own specialisation as they are quite rare  and very hard to find, if you have someone who can send them from abroad all the better.
Books  by Enid Blyton, Comics like Archie, the Gargoyles,  The Amazing Spiderman are hard to find. And as an adult I still love Comics and I haven't seen any shop that sell just comics in Nigeria

An Arcade: People who go into this business spend on expensive games, rather spend on the nostalgia . Some of us will pay to play Pachinko, Atari, Ps1, Family Con, and since these games are not expensive, they can be easy to maintain unlike those expensive ones .
You could sell games too like PSPs, and others in the arcade.

YOGA HALL: your intended target are the housewives of the wealthy in Nigeria, if you have a Yoga hall of female employ only
You could have a health class and a healthy following. You couldn't go wrong.

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Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 2:26am On Nov 19, 2023
TINUBULATION TIPS

As things get tougher, we as individuals have to get smarter in this age of Apprehension, the goal is to survive no matter what.

1. First cut off the buying of sachet water, I boil water in a pot and transfer it when it cools to water bottles that I take for the day.
If you calculate it, its cheaper.

2. Beans is your friend, I always boil beans everyday, Everyday? YES everyday!
Beans being an oligosaccharide stays longer than empty carbs and rice.
The trick is to boil it first with salt for 15 minutes, sieve it out, boil it again and allow the hot water soak it, Go to work come back and it would have soften, this way you save more on gas.

3. Garri ,Kuli and a Bulb of Onions every week.
Yes Garri is the sustainer the retainer of blood sugar and the gauge, the first aid, the hope,
Cancel the breakfast of tea and now expensive bread.
Switch to garri instead. FAST till 10 am drink your garri quitely with enough sugar either with moi moi or with kuli. I prefer the red garri because of the eye though At the end of the week, you eat a bulb of onions to assist the eyes.
Normalise the use of locust beans to cook either stew or soup to also help.

4. Get A Charcoal stove, we don't know what is coming but, just incase buy one to reduce the pressure on your gas.
Food like beans and Rice can slowly be cooked there.

5. REDUCE your Stress
Medicine is now very expensive, don't stress yourself and fall sick, Who sick now, Don enter one chance. Learn to sit quietly, sleep or watch a movie, conserve as much energy as possible.

6. MANAGE WHAT YOU HAVE
Don't buy anything for now, e.g Cloth, bag etc until after March next year so that we cross the danger zone safely.
Reduce your food option to mainly beans, Grounded beans, Kunnu, Potatoes and Acha

You need food that last for long in the stomach
It better your farts smell than dying of hunger

More tips in time...

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Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 1:47am On Nov 19, 2023
The cheapest rice and stew

Rice- 1 mudu - 1k
I already have the dried pepper and tomatoes I bought in Farin Gada - 1.5k for the two of them
Noiler Egg 60 naira (3) - 180

Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 1:42am On Nov 19, 2023
The DJINN'S MONEY

There is good money and bad money.
Certain demons gave us bad money money that seek to waste itself
A money that builds just houses, drink beer and for fvcking around

These demons in charge of this money call themselves sophisticated.
But we know that they got it from Djinns and it will require blood one way or another

There is a spirit behind the money that wants to waste itself.
The money will collect blood from you.
Which is why in most corporation the staff either find it hard to marry, give birth or lose one of their children while working with the company.

They must take blood from you either by having sex with you as a man i homosexually or collecting your sperms and loosch by proxy by their numerous prostitute agents. That sleep with you and return your blood back to them.

One popular one is OYEDEPO  ushers who do ushers meeting from 11pm to 2am in the morning,  what are they discussing?
If one of these girls get you,  you find get a job, live a good life so long as you are wasting your blood for
Break up with her and you are sure to lose your job instantly.

It's a loosch for money game, even
The money is a demonic money,  air money it doesn't stay, or want to be used for something good.
Which is why these demons use people from other tribes to develop their region.
The money will prefer to build mansions and buy cars rather than do even the smallest well in their village.

Try it first, decide that I want to use my money and do water in my community and you will not belive the kind of problem you will see in that period.

This money takes blood from you, or waste you, making your life a meaningless toil.
You wonder why people will spend 20 million to travel abroad- Ehn it's money its controlling them.
And  don't think the late Queen of England and other Europeans are not in on it.
She was a sengeshe worshipper they also do human sacrifice

Remember
Adam the boy that was used as Osun Sacrifice in England
Remember  Emiliano Sala that was used as human sacrifice  among others.

Which is why I call Christianity the biggest witchcraft do you know how many Priest rape deaf boys and have homosexual relations with altar boys that get buried by the Pope
Watch  Silence in the House of God it's a documentary that opens your eyes to the demonism that produces the energy field and money that we get to spend.

Why will Nigerians spend billions building churches, and not sport centres or industries ? Its the money or rather the spirit behind it, it controls them.

Till he dies OYEDEPO will keep building rubbish building and arks because the spirit controlling the money will never allow him rest.

So many of these pastors are no longer human they have cloned themselves from  the Deeper life, Redeemed, to our own Balablu, Ondo Governor

They are now completely demonized, full fledged agents controlled by the spirit of the  Homosexuals Djinn money.

Another way, they useless the money and continue with their SAP program is by allowing a green homosexual network provider that has a LGTBQ slogan.. (with pride ) qnd we know who the lover is..
By constantly paying Nigeria celebrity ridiculous amounts of money in the name of Sponsorship they further devalue the naira and make them agents of Djinns money.
How can you be paying people 50 million naira for Sponsorship when your network is the worst network ever.
Why can't you improve your network

It's all a lie the mast are there to send signals to your brains and modify you to become a homosexuals so that they can rape you and steal the pure energy from you. To further their demonic agenda.

Think about it very well and you will see that it doesn't make sense

Our women are the worst,  the most gullible and completely finished. You wonder why Girls who attend Catholic or All girls school rarely marry.
They are conditioned into lesbianism which continues even when they marry. They set up rubbish reunion programs in hotels to continue the demonic conditioning, ogbanje system
Loosh(sexual energy) for Money.

It is really bleeped.

The money will never seek to plant trees
The money will never improve our education system or renovate our schools
(OYEDEPO can never buy common chair or even socks for school children in Ogun state  I dare him to even buy Menstrual pads for secondary school students in Ota for a year)
Dem no born am well !!

The accursed money will not allow it.
Think very well about this money you claim to have, am I spending it or is it spending me??

This is Why these demons like anything money, chain Marketing,  tax,  trading,  Online banking, because the spirit behind the money will use commerce to destroy what is human about you.

When was the last time you went to the beach, celebrated with your family, travelled, been at peace

They want you thinking about only money, to be paranoid , hysterical and crazed and still they keep devaluing it, turning alll your toil to waste

You are drinking beer, building mansions, having sex and you think you are spending money?
You are spending yourself into a quick death and you can't seem to see it..
Nairaland / General / Re: Making Us Gay Using Brainwaves by Psiyohos: 3:43am On Oct 14, 2023
CULTISM and HOMOSEXUALITY IN Nigeria

Whether you believe it or not, recruitment is done every day in Nigeria. A man once told me that the amount of available jobs in Nigeria can employ more than 5 million people instantly.
I said why are they saying that there are no jobs "

Your yanch go fit take am.

Gideon Orkar warned about these Children of Djinns who have taken over the country these demons use homosexuality to further their agenda because of the purity of the loosch

They give recruitment in good companies and Promotions but they will require sex from you
Rumour have it that a former head of state and a former vice president of this country are well know homosexuals.
They also sponsor the creation of these cell towers and a certain network provider
Sending signals to our brain. Making you effeminate and weak
My caps contain safety pins the aluminium serve as a jammer. It's not enough though which is why I don't cut my hair. Some people go as far as wearing tin foil hats.
They send you signals of
Jakpa
Master's Degree
Skin Care as well

Which is why many Nigerians are dissatisfied and restless. Roaming aimlessly till they catch their quick deaths

They moved it to cultism, the senseless killing have always bewildered me and should do so to you,until you realise that they are crime of passion

They find it hard to find their types and when they do they guard them jealously some of these guys conditioned from all boys schools even marry and have children to keep appearances, but they are homosexuals.
You find them in big corporations harassing the person they want to fvck, their colleague already know this and start telling you " Oga likes you "
Then when you go and meet him to tell you why he's always singling you out. He states his intentions and have his way.
All the juicy jobs are in their hands from Chevron to NLC

They control it all..

They mostly target young men from the South East and South South. And just like that people are becoming okay with it.
They take this to cultism and turn it into blood paths and covenant.

Know that where there is Cultism going on, there is a homosexuality going on.
Be careful, it's a crazy world out there.
Be careful

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Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 12:45pm On Oct 10, 2023
OmarEl:
Indeed There’s More To What We Don’t Know & Understand About Life.

Truth Be Told,I Did Learnt Something Different From Your Teachings Although There Were Still Ones So Difficult To Comprehend. Knowledge Is Power & Learning Brings Out The Best Of It. What Else Can I Say, Thank You For Sharing This Piece With Us.
Pls I Would Want To Have Your WhatsApp Number. There are things I want to share with you 🙏🏿

I'm sorry. Plus I don't use WhatsApp or any social media anymore.
Thanks

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Politics / Re: Since Their Kingdom Is Not Of This World... by Psiyohos: 8:25am On Oct 10, 2023
princepeter566:
So how much tax will your mosque pay??
Abi u forget say mosque to na religious center??.

Go and listen to Movement Against Second Slavery by Fela.
Alhaji means stranger and in Nigeria, it is a title to show us that Strangers have been ruling us for 60 years.
When the Churches are tax, the mosques will conform too. The mosques learn thier excesses from the Chuch
Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter
Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 6:23am On Oct 10, 2023
Ways To Protect Yourself Against Juju

Juju is basically filth. A kind of dirt placed on your hologram so that you are in discomfort always, it is used to teach a lesson, bully or done out of envy or sheer wickedness.
It is done by people with low IQ and mentality to prove to you that they exist.
You can find it in the market place, local towns and villages, places of work. Anywhere ignorant people are plenty things like that tend to happen.
Which is why education is the liberation of every man for these people don't know any thing more than what they do (to be wicked) so that is what they like to perpetuate. Just to see the display of their own handiwork.

Sad stuff.


Anyhow since Juju is basically slime.
Here Some ways to cleanse your self off some of them.

Salt Watet or Sea Water: either using Salt water or going to the beach to Bath. And drinking the water. Collecting sea water in a gallon and keeping at home is very important.

Ash: this is majorly for sores, especially inside the mouth. Using Ash to Bath always helps

Charcoal : is very essential, as it is an anti poison, chewing on charcoal at least once a week cleanses you. And if you are sent an arrow making three incisions with blade and adding Grounded charcoal can help calm it a little. Thought there are other advanced protection like Burnt lizards and chameleon. But you need the help of a herbalist for that.

Black Soap. Is equally good for bathing at least once a week

Bitter Kola, Alligator Pepper and Bitter leaf. Thus provide immediate remedy in time of sudden attack. It is important you have thus in your bag or pocket always.

Palm kernel oil is very good in the house it is a well known anti poison especially for some people with longer throat who either eat in the dream or in their parties.
Drinking this immediately after can help you.
Better still stop going to those parties organised by demons, they will kill ram, every year they are celebrating 50 years. Lol it's just sacrifice.

Be careful, live a life of calm and be good to people and animals and you will attain your goals
Dazzol 4now
Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 7:18pm On Oct 09, 2023
Use oF Salt water

Drinking of salt water and using it to bath always helps clean your spirit man.
Especially at night before your 2 am prayer.

CUT A PIECE OF BLACK SOAP AND
Gum it in the wall of your shop and room, it serve as a continuous cleanse and ward off evil people.
You can cover it with a calendar or something.

You can get the black soap just beside the Railway Police station Pen Cinema Agege for those in Lagos
The nylon own works best
Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 5:44pm On Oct 09, 2023
SICKLE CELL DISEASES

Let the person eat lots of beans, White beans and soybeans. Ewa Agoin is also very good for them.
Politics / Re: Since Their Kingdom Is Not Of This World... by Psiyohos: 8:04am On Oct 09, 2023
The Yorubas have successfully Colonised the People of Jos.
I don't think they even know or remember who they used to be.
By using orthodoxy, and Christianity they have supplanted them and made them docile like secondary school students, why they systemically steal their land and shaunt them in their own state.
This Church thinking perpetuated by these demons is used to keep people stagnated, quiet and hoist a ethos of Prostitution and fake life
Why your land is being carted away.
I repeat Christianity is the biggest Witchcraft there is and by using these useless Institution they turn your state into Babylon.

I see everyday old women breaking stones with hammers, sweeping the road side trying to keep their place clean while these locust just consume and pillage in righteousness.
How can women and men in their 70s be sweeping the road without even recognition or payment. Because they can't bear to see what their land have become.

Until you open your eyes.
Know that I told you that Church have to die in Nigeria, since their kingdom is not of this world They have no business stealing our land.

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Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 7:12am On Oct 09, 2023
Dr Sebi's Alkaline Diet

The only way forward in removing toxins from our bodies and living a healthier life.
When you don't spend on your health. That money can be channelled to other productive things.

I NOW USE ONLY DENTAL POWDERS (Herbal one)
It's cheap #200
And better for the teeth, I have lost 2 of my teeth to extraction. This I feel is better
The conventional toothpaste is wrong as they are ineffective, expensive and they contain fluoride that calcifies your pineal gland.

This is my gripe with modern society, the things that are expensive, unsustainable that we kill ourselves trying to acquire and use are actually the things that are bad for us. I am at the stage where I distrust anything that is advertised on TV.
We have been lied to.

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Food / Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos: 12:01pm On Oct 08, 2023
Fried Irish and Scent leaf tea.

Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 8:49am On Oct 06, 2023
INCENSE

Make it a normalcy to light incense in your shop, room and house.
You don't know what we are fighting against.
There is a spirit of backwardness that pervades Africa.
You have rid your self, and your business from it.

I used to wonder why Lee Perry used to Sanctify and Incense the recorder and instrument Bob Marley will play on. Now I know.

They will make you open your shop and just start sleeping.
They will make you tired, weary of life, frustrated and always worried.
They even destroy electronic gadget and make you waste the small money you have saved.

You find yourself every 3 months you are changing screen, changing flex, buying new phone.
Remaining stagnant.
Sometimes they will open your stomach and make you feel so hungry, that nothing will satisfy until you finish that money that you just collected.

There is bad spirit behind even the money we are spending. We are in a demon Haunted world.
You should be very careful.

Buy either 99 or 77 incense, or if you feel that you want a stronger one, meet those spiritual shops for Incense let then grind a very powerful one for you.
My neighbours bang my wall when I Incense my room, sometimes when I enter my room and find it so hot, unnecessarily hot, I light the Incense and it eventually cools down
Many Lagos Landlord frustrate their tenants so that they can keep collecting new Agreements and commission.
Chase this one away after one year, bring new one.

This life ehn
U no go gree for them.
Family / Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos: 3:55am On Oct 06, 2023
A BOOK OF IDEAS

Life is mostly divided into Dead time and alive time. There are times when you won't be busy, maybe you are just in a shop somewhere idle and there will be a time when you will find work and be busy throughout.

During your dead times, plan, get a 40 leaves notebook and write down your ideas and plans.
Inquire about the businesses people are doing, if you like it, write what you have learnt down and see how you can improve on what they are doing.
Read more, and plan.
I even go as far as doing a little architectural design.
If you have a teenage child get him or her one, It makes them believe and never lose hope.
No idea is nonsense, write them all down, I personally have more than 50 business plan
From opening my own formula 1 racing in Niger or Jigawa to creating a private Basketball league. Crazy ideas!

So, write them all down so that during your alive time when money comes you will not be like Oh I don't know what to do with this money

Time is the most important resource on earth.
Money lost can be gotten back, but time lost cannot come back.
Don't waste any time at all

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