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Boiled Peanuts Peanuts can be farmer all year round with the right irrigation, the demand comes from Supplying Bars and Motels with Boiled peanuts for customers that come to drink. I tell you few things are as interesting as boiled peanuts, cold star life under Gregory Isaac's Night Nurse Selling Crackers At Bus Stands Either as breakfast for early morning rushers or snacks for traveling crackers biscuit is that best choice, Making a small stand in every BRT bus stop for people to buy sesamix, kemps, belloxi et. al, With a coffee guy is breakfast on standby. |
Sensor Drones These are drones built so small in the shape of flies, moth etc to check for warmth and aid in the search of bodies in the case ofbbuilding collapse. Like little files detecting warmth using camera form looking form bodies in a rubble Exchange Class An exchange class and program for teaching foreigners English and French, with day and night class. |
Youth Convention Organizing a youth convention like the Gulder ultimate search, where people build their own shelter, learn outdoor cooking, endurance, solve puzzles and get to know each other oncw a year, during long breaks, secular and multicultural. Whatsapp Music Introducing Whatsapp music where people share in the listen of music while using voice note and Video call. people talk better with music and louder, with video call the music can bea tool of expression and longer calls, sharing the same mood together online Grated Okra Before okras become hard and go to waste, collect them from market women, and grate what they would waste away into tiny bits using a processor, package them inside ziplock or nylon bags, and refrigerated them, they can be sold to individual or chopped ready for restaurant Retro Console Center I love seeing children play games, if they couldn't afford an android phone, PC gaming, at least we could import retro games and just engage their minds, ensure they have fun. Retro consoles 8 family con, Sega, PSP, game boy and game boy advance. could still do |
Nigerian Classical Music Organizing a choir that would perform on a record, Nigerian folk and Classical Music is quite important and a heritage for the future. Music from Lassa Borno, Michika, Tiv, Bendel Christian and traditional music are now rare and disappearing. One could invest in this. Industrial Fair Organizing an industrial fair in major cities in Nigeria, for engineers and technicians to display their inventions, programs and software. Opens the world to more innovation and provide opportunity for people to showcase something new. |
Fruit Stand Besides Hospitals Who else has noticed this very weird fact that there are rarely ever fruit stands besides hospitals, at least the few I have been to, you have to walk some distance to get fruit. Are doctors really that scared of apples? There should be some change to this and profit also, if you invest in it. |
State Sponsored Sty A wedding or occasion had excess maybe and the amount of fufu and semovita sent to the dumpster was crazy, and I thought if only we had a state or state sponsored local government sty. Somewhere we can throw our food waste, especially for restaurant finding it hard to dispose vegetables, bones, and left overs. Just drive over there and dump it for them, Pigs eat everything. Food Pham Seun, the entire Nairaland food section could be made into an app that displays food and allow for comment. it will be a food chat app with comments like on YouTube recipe, procedure and even invite for joint cooking |
Pepper Crackers Aptly described, it's pepper with crackers to alternate with the onion crackers, something spicy for the long journeys, quick lunch, rushy breakfast. Milk Sausage Roll I used to pour into sausage rolls choba, milka before eating it and wonder if sausage rolls can come with milk and chocolate dips in them. Could make it cheaper than the beef norm,and tastier |
Lyrics And Subtitles There is still, a vast number of Nigerian music without lyrics on musicmatch, Nollywood movies without correct subtitles. Run a website for the painstaking, upload review of subtitles and lyrics for easy download. I'm not even going to talk about Arabic movies and the pains of download subtitles in Arabic and translating to English. it's no small feat, use jubler.. |
Beans and Fish at Parties Be ahead of the rest as a caterer and offer to professional cook, as we should also start normalizing eating beans and fried fish at parties. instead of expensive and tiresome rice, let start seeing oil rich beans, fried fish, and garri at weddings and other parties. Some Radio Programs Voices from the bottle: Get funny recordings of the street drunk and use them as skit for the radio. These guys are invaluable in easing society's tension. Jurisprudence: How to deal with a one on one situation with law enforcement, ask for a warrant, . instead of detention asked to be charged to court, request badge number and write it down, say nothing, get a lawyer etc Scent Leaf Paste I think the basil can really make for soke good herbal paste, at least it's resin can be added to our local powder and made into a local herbal paste for strong teeth |
Newspaper In Pidgin English Maybe not as voluminous as the standard newspaper, a snippet of the major news around the world in broken English, tickles and then gives information to the commonest man, informing the ones that constitute the voting majority |
Ram/Cow Horns Could be gathered, cleaned thoroughly and turned into cups for occasions and weddings with a plastic base as a stand. It will carry a chilled palm wine now and again. Parade Android Game A fun android game on the military march past parade and command, Where one I have to select the appropriate command in the multitude. increase speed and difficulty, make use of different military countries, with different languages, individual and group parade, training and rewards... fun |
Orange Malt Orange juice haven't met with malt, but it can and should in can, plastic bottles and pack of small sizes. Refuge Center Or better still a refugee center is a warehouse filled with damaged goods, a junkyard where people keep broken appliances, objects or articles they are no longer in use of for the indigent to go, pick up and start using. |
Fish Eggs Billions of them discharged everyday in the hatchery, billions more in fish market, Many people don't like them, not all of them become fingerlings. So we collect them, with the ones removed after being gutted at the market and wash them, boil them and dry them. Sold in packs for enjoying soup, stew and pasta. In Every delicious crunch lies a thousand fish. |
Lighter turned Candle I guess maybe because of lack of an active flame, elective candle seem to lose its appeal are unsustainable and require the use of batteries.... But a lighter held for long is a candle, if only the mechanics where changed to that of old lantern, Where the flame could be reduced in a wick like structure, a little glass tupperware for color and covering and a lighter could be made to become a nice glass/plastic candle. The container could be made thicker to avoid explosion and a return policy for refilling would make it all the better. Monetizing Sachet Alcohol Nylon You look at those things littered and think... think again, for we user of coal stove, we need to just fold four pieces and put them in the middle of our coal pile and they burn like fuel. They are invaluable . So why not monetize them and run a collection of this nylon. Employ those that are disadvantage and have to pick plastic to pick up nylon, where you can wash, dry and grade them by level of exposure. Buy at the rate of 50 kobo to sell with a rubberband at of 2-3 naira 40 pieces for 100 naira For those who use them to cook For companies looking to reduce cost in sports wear and jersey making. Now look at them again. Doctor Pineapple Run a small herb place, by collecting pineapple backs from the local fruit sellers, and boiling it with lemon grass, lime and ginger (scent leaves if you are particular about malaria) and it's your little herb place from nothing. |
The best Charcoal stove to buy is one with aluminum, make sure the head has an aluminum pot stand aluminum traps and retains heat and transfers the heat from the coal to the base of your pot faster and makes your cooking faster. If you don't have anyone that is aluminum and not quite as hot reinforce the lid with an aluminum mesh which we popularly refer to as Boko Haram. After burning the coal put the mesh on top to transfer heat evenly to the pot and really utilize every bit of that heat energy. |
Boiler Run Textile factory The idea is to put the steam engine in cornical fibre glass. Textile factory consume energy, hence it's downside, but if we could go old school and have a steam boiler run textile factory, it might work given the engine is at a safe distance run by professionals. Steam engine could be useful still |
The Roaming Duroc Sounds like the name of a bar but it's not it literally is a roaming duroc, pigs squeal are hard to catch hard to carry (steal) and they eat everything. You could buy a community waste disposal eating the weeds, dead rats, Left overs and all sorts for free at the end of the year you sell and buy another two. simple!! Take the advantage, Duroc is a nice breed, less stinky. |
Cuban Mash A ground mixture of cooked corn, groundnut and coconut in a whisk of banana or plantain. The former could be eaten as is, the latter could be fried. And this could be sold as the new alternative to biggy bite. Art Class To save cost using pallet constructed easels and stool, poster colors, You could run an art class in your compound, living room, teaching people how to draw and paint. Convert interesting paintings into oil and sell. |
Teaching Music in Schools Most Nigerians will die without ever listening to Rachmaninov, Mahler, Bjork or Alice Coltrane. I once played Miles Davis's Kind of Blue for a period as my lesson for that day Using something as simple as an android phone and Bluetooth speaker. Teach music by the genre, teach real music listen. Meet schools who can take one or two periods out of all the hours of learning to to teach them good listen |
DVD player/Mp3 player Your teen are the formative years of one's life it's when you soak up all kinds of knowledge, Parents are banning android phone usage among teens with hardly any replacement and we don't have a music movie/theatre culture. The flip DVD player that used to in Vogue during the CD days, Could be imported in bulk reworked to utilize USB/Memory card and a power bank cable. That allows students to see movies and series especially with the long break ahead. The car and tricycle Mp3 player could be reworked to change the light source from the heat energy to a battery source with a powebank USB charge option, since it's portable it allows the everyday child listen to music on Memory card coming home from school like we did with palito radio. |
Pharmacy Near A Hospital àChances are they won't have some drugs and you could befriend the staff so they are directed your way. Enugu has plans for 850 health centers that 850 small pharmacies for you with the foresight and a super carry to move drugs around and exchange before expiration. Because you cannot employ 850 people on minimum wage, create a stand in the premises and increase the salary of a particular staff to work for you too. |
Dyed Teru Please let's try and add some innovation to the Teru material it's durable cheap strong feels like khaki and very sweet to iron. I like the color green, light green, navy blue and Ankara styling. let's really add some print and dye to make Teru interesting Exchange Card For Money Be the first website to exchange recharge card's for money for a fixed price of 10 naira at least 10 million daily considering how much Nigerians recharge thier phones |
Photography Museum Using four television and a darkened hall with blue light, A photo museum display pictures on a flat screen taken by great photographers From around the world for a flat rate, Solar run, submission are allowed Audio Books A publishing house that converts ebooks into audio books for the blind. Employing people mostly students to record and proof listen. Gentle Men & Lady Clubhouse Renting a flat or duplex, A gentleman club offers men a place to relax, rendezvous and discuss mental health and offer solution . A membership fee for them and another equal house for ladies also. Buying and Selling Gerbils It's funny when you think about it, but zoology students are sometimes in need of certain animals and insects for practical. Using a website advertise the type of insect or animal you are in need of and become a drop off, exchange point and so much help SeaBreeze Is the name of a beer made from the mixture of barley and seaweed with a little particle floating of the brine colored bitter, It brings back the bitter that gulder and big stout equally have. |
Sculpture What makes the greatest cities beautiful, it's the architecture, tbe sculpture. A good State government need to give sculptors and landscape artists the carte blanche for them to beautify the cities. And A change in the way we build, As we should switch From blocks and cement to using mixture of clay, cement and mud silt that looks like marble. A state like Enugu has mud silt for making ceramic plenty and give architecture prowess to their public buildings Sculptors and Architects means A School of Art, Design and Industry. |
Clay Coal Pot and Kiln The energy crisis means we all need to have the charcoal stove as an option. Using a material we have in surplus, clay. By making terracotta charcoal pots and kiln (-by order) You provide a durable option to cooking and heating |
Corn Liqueur Corn and pearl millet for that creamy feel ground with ginger and good alcohol would make for a nice cream liqueur |
Unemployment Insurance/Welfare Every state needs a department of Unemployment insurance, You see buildings collapse they need repair, White elephant projects need maintenance, but of what good are those things when people are hungry. A State is her people Locking 200 million -2 billion naira gives a daily return of 20 million naira as interest this allows you to give 20 thousand people 1k daily. direct invest info the local economy and ensure the pulsing of the local economy. directed towards expenditure and immediate and direct taxation. Reducing it by 990, gives you daily profit of 200k using 10 naira as another direct tax. And the SMe economy would grow and maybe it might reduce banditry if the unemployed gets a little something daily |
Community center Using pallet couches in a rented or built flat or mini flat. A community center is a place of relaxation, recourse and rendezvous for like minds. Solar powered, Gotv, and chill music and a membership of 1k per month. Would serve an important role in the community for youth and adults alike.. Plus you get to meet interesting people |
Prison Farms Hectares of land should be allocated to every prison to allow them farm their own food. Yam, potatoes, cocoyam, beans and vegetables being a major while others crops can be added. The prison management can then sell the excess |
Monopoly Games A Bluetooth and online monopoly using Nigerian towns and cities, Simple and and easy to play, Let the interface be like Naija ludo diminutive but fast DLS/PLS Sim Worldwide This is where Football meets Clash of Clans. You are to play a certain team and upload your game online and other players can download your game play and try to defeat your simulation. The more you win you climb the leaderboard. This test on strategy, game play, formation, team selection as you can build players. You make money like Clash of clans by selling coins for upgrade as no one like a losing to others. |