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Secretariat Studies/ Office Management
A School of secretary studies, office management for secondary students during break gives them a certified edge to seek work during or before entering higher institutions, and it could help them hold a Job while they study in open universities.
Courses Include
Library Management
Office Management
Secretariat studies
Memo/Proposal Writing
Desktop Publishing
Business Management etc

Debt Management

Become a company that calculates the EBITDA of other companies, helping in restructuring and debt management.
Take for instance the Discos are finding hard to manage debt due to customer's delinquencies
The solution: Close the account, rename and remap it to a new customer and spread the debt on the other customers. If a distribution transformer has 200 customers, 1 of them is owing you 196k, close the account and add an additional 1k on current bill of the remaining guys, Do it like that everyone month an account is collapse and in a year you should have recovered losses, DT and feeder wide.
and a step closer to offsetting all debts
For MTN
to collect losses accrued from borrowing, on a whole make a 50 naira deduction on all recharge, albeit on paper the amount is intact,
With 100 million subscribers for a period of 5 years and you would have recovered your debts and return back the option of borrowing again.

Xender Memory Stick
We can solve media storage and file sharing once and for all by building a USB chargeable Memory stick dongle. Something like the Swift and Smile ISP dongles.
But this is simply for media storage and file sharing.
It uses wifi, with a pre installed Xender app, that can store up to 500gb to 1tb of storage.
You simply hang it on your neck like a token.

Power it on and any phone can connect and collect file, as you can also send your files from your phone to the memory stick.
It is life made easy.

Mycelium Stumps
Here's an interesting idea to create a meat alternative in mushrooms for every home.
Get to the forest, fell trees and create stump of different sizes
Innoculate them with mycelium so that they produce mushrooms all year round.
attach a little pipe and bottle water insert into the stump that ensures steady moisture and you can sell this to people as a steady source of mushrooms for pasta and rice.

Pasting The Tooth Powder
We all know fluoride is bad, which is why we are advised to opt for the tooth powder,but the packaging of our tooth powder rather make it wasteful and hard to suggest, But what is missing in making our tooth powder sold as it should , A gel, a simple gel to coat and collect in paste form. Making our own locally sourced and produced in tube form, for convenient use and ease for our toothbrushes

Monuments For The Dead
Many have died senseless and preventable deaths in this country. We need to remember them by erecting monuments of remembrance.
A block of marble with their names engraved on it with an electric lamp that burns could be erected in a park for people to come visit and lay flowers.
Victims of:
Ikeja Bomb Blast
Air force Misfire on the IDPs
Benue Massacre
Owo Massacre
Aluu 4
Deborah Samuel
End Sars Protest Victims
Sosoliso and Bellview Air Disaster
Boat Mishaps and Accidents
Boko Haram and Bandits Killing among many others.

We need a register for lost and displaced children with am agency helping reconnecting them to their families.

Doing so, we inch closer towards forgiveness and healing.

Ice Block Machine/Fruit Storage
Making ice blocks, and storing fruits like apples and berries for the northerners that sell them can help increase their shelf life, fruit fresh

Velcro Toothbrush
the ergonomics have me thinking of a new way to build toothbrush, something that opens and closes like a brush comb, with a curved out handle like half a scissors.
for washing both inside and outside the teeth side simultaneously, and closes back Velcro style to prevent germs after use.

Temple Run type
This kind of android game would always be fun to play, Building a game like Temple run, The Princess,
Has a prince chasing a princess, but this time on horses the horse has to stop drink, he too has to sleep a while, fight bandit continue on the race to chase a princess stolen in wagon.

unlike the narrow view play, I am thinking a more 270 view with the openness of beach rally (java game) the bandit fights are quick fast like zombie highway,
But since it's motor run type, the pace and storyline should make for a more interesting play.

MugJug Ceramic
One can make a ceramic jug, where the cover is a mug. with the inner material made of tight glassware that really traps in the heat.
It could be produced locally and designed with such beauty

Ceramic Vats
One of the joy of our father's mud house was the clay pot that boast of cold water throughout the day, the clay pot was the source of the drinking water and We could replicate their wisdom by using it to provide drinking water in cities.
We can mold large ceramic vats, place then on a concrete stand in cities, beside banks malls, places in public view. fit them with dispensary taps and paint them beautiful African colors to serve the purpose of just quelling thirst.
Go there with your water container fetch, drink and go your your way . No matter the heat of the sun, the water inside would always be cool to drink.

Every week, a foam mop Is used to clean the water and fresh water is poured anew.
it's cool.

Service Request Lagos
Every state also need this service,
To create and maintain la website that draws allows any citizen to draw up an SR on anything they find, see or want to report
With the right handlers to ensure that it gets to the right parastatal
Anything from theft, fraud, corruption, unlawful collection, bribery, building that are unsafe.
are all service Requests can be created and treated duly.

The Club of the Stairs
In Rome, there is a church called the Church of the holy stairs, Using that I imagine building a Club that is built as a 3 flights of stairs.Gen Z don't dance anyway, the stairs provides the coziness for sitting, drinking, cozy, standing drinks and Music.

The Cassowary
I have no doubt in my mind that the future of gaming is PC, after our plough through consoles we wil have to return to PC .
For we Africans, all the better they cheap easy to repair and it's software are easy to install .

The Cassowary is the name of an arcade ahead of it's time, that uses PC solely as their game console .
With 500k- 1mil you can get 7-8PC for children to play Dotar, NBA, PES and WE8.


Theset-up would be solar powered
Monitor,CPU,UPS, Pads, Couches, Chairs, Headsets and let the fun roll.

Candles
Candles they will never not be in use or run out of fashion. the candle will never be replaced by the electric candles because the very idea of a flame being stranded on was carries the symbolism of a spiritual acolyte fighting ones battles churches mosques, temples all use candles
and In the making selling distribution
Candles are a big business

Film Class in Secondary School
Using Pencils and scanning machine directors screen illustration books and sketch pads asking them to put their imagination and upload for future use
the illustration books becomes the new graph book.
media is the new school, media is the future of school

A Drug Dump / Salvation Pharmacy
Many times we get prescribed some drugs and in the heat of the moment we buy more than we require, and after taking what nis necessary and gotten better the Drugs are left at home with no one to ake them and they are left to go bad or expire
Especially Anti Malaria, Pain Killers and Vitamins.
Become the first Pharmacy that collects drug from people, check their expiry date.
And can cut them for patients who are poor.
At least you get some relief if you can't afford to buy, we will give them to you either free or for 1/2 the price

Theatre Card For Students/ Adult
To keep the theater functional in the age of android phones and movie app subscription
Create a a theatre card that allows subsidized rate for watching movies for student
3k per month.nTaget higher institutions
This should bring back the lost traffic to your theatre and should keep other adjoining stores open tom

Vent Space
Create an online forum for people to just fonand vent using with audio or typing
this would drive traffic among white audience who need to let our their racism of course the account would be anonymous and the mail would be untraceable of course

Our a picture of a black person and allow them go to town

it allows them breathe relate calmly in society and culls overall rage.


Electric Pocket Heater or Home Heater
Using the idea for the old car heater, I'm thinking of something iron or aluminum in the shape of a coil that can be stretched out and retracted back connected to a glass hold that can be plugged via USB to a power back, the glass hold also carry clip on for a glass net in the case of a house with children.
The heater can be used for warming the house in the cold, for burning incense, or dried orange peels which seve as insecticides.
I think this would sell a lot and bring joy to a lot of northern homes.

Pocket/Mini Sized Aquarium
What do see when you see a empty bottle of rum?, Titled and on an hanger it could make a fancy office aquarium that office workers can have and feed for fun,and probably transfer to the one at home.

So go bottle modifying, fish selling, Little Aquariums are the new cool in offices now.

South South Investment
They sometimes feel cut off from the rest of the country, sandy soil, oil in the water, oil in their rivers
But these people and minds can be engaged in an Agricultural investment.
if We could ferry
loamy soil to south south to be sold by half cam, bucket or cheaper still ferrying clay soil, which added to the sandy soil would make loam to inculcate household backyard farms

Operating a Seedbank that sells vegetables, peppers, tomatoes and cucumbers seeds
which they can grow all year

fetching their rain water in heavy tank to be sold cheap to them as clean water during dry season

Invest in good boats and ferries for an Time efficient, and accidents free water transport

soup ingredients and cassava for garri

Rubber shoes and a lot it gets wet

Goats, Chickens, Layers, Chicks, Fish, Feeds etc

Network Mast that conjoins all network providers

Solar Systems

Sepentarium
Seun, is a lover of snake he could run a seperntarium, As a zoo and museum for snakes,
For collecting snakes from People who find them around
For collecting venoms which are quite expensive in the market. They are quite easy to build

Become A Film Festival and Award
It doesn't take much to do something to the Cannes award for Nollywood movies or even International movies. Employ movie buffs, run a website and then offer awards and ratings to movies, showcase certain movies in a film festival across higher institutions using projectors and in time, You also could be an authority and an award prestigious.

Laid Back town/ Village Ventures
Owning and Running a Seed Bank
Editorial Consultancy
Village Magistrate
Letter Delivery Mall Delivery
River Boat Captain

Cultivate Rice Paddy
Ebonyi
Abeokuta
Akwa Ibom
Abia and Enugu
sedge for growing Sweet local rice.

Ash Paper
The Newsprint paper can be made in a dark, or grey colored type, while writers can print text in white ink.
Could be cool and really innovative way of writing and reading paperback.

Melted Plastics
Can be used to make the following
Plastic train set, model cars or lorries for children.
Shin guards for playing football,
Rubber boots.

Onion and Crayfish Sauce
Sometimes we have watch onions go bad, especially when they are in season, wet, reddish. A collection of bad onions, blended with crayfish in a puree can be sold as a sauce for making stew, noodles,pasta etc.
It would smell similar to poi poi sauce and taste great.

Planting Kolanut Trees
Long term investment is in planting Kolanut trees, Kokanut were expensive in the past, they will be expensive in the future.
Selling kolanuts & Bitter kola in Wholesale or Retail. Get a driver to buy them for you at Ore or Benin, cheaper there.

Hot Dog Bun
Be ahead of other bakery and start the baking of hot dog bun, It's the same with bread, we use to buy something similar to that in secondary school, call it Ghana bread.
But it could be smaller, sold to Shawarma Stand who could add mustard or ketchup to create an addition to their menu since they already have the hot dogs,.
(new menu)
Hot dogs (tomato, lettuce, pepper)
Shawarma
Irish potatoes and fish

Nollywood District
In Japan, it's the Akihabara district, in U.S. It's Mulholland Drive,
We as the third largest producer of movies in the world need a Nollywood District.
I would have preferred it to be at Yaba, But distribution also pitches 51 iweka road Onitsha.
So we could have it at Idumota
immortalizing those places where Nollywood started
Nollywood Walk of Fame (for idolizing our old and deceased)
Offices for the Audition of new actors
Photographers of models / sourcing new actors
Office for Indie Directors
Cinematography
screen writers & play right
Restaurants and Paparazzi

Cocoyam and Tiger nut Chin chin
Cocoyam flour, with tiger nut and dates, with a little bit of flour could be made into chin chin,
For the old especially ,
it's more nutritious and healthy alternative

The Fifth Wire
Every landed distribution wire distributes electricity using 4 cables know as 415. of 3 phase and neutral
In close proximity are roofs of houses.
If we are to use the same poles, every house can carry a solar panel that is connected to where the distribution transformer of a community is, To a safe solar generator as backup.
The roofs are there, the poles are there, just need solar panels and a generator

Installing and Fixing Public Address system

With over 5 thousand lecture halls and theatres, million churches and mosque.
One couldn't go wrong specializing in the installation and fixing of
Public address system in higher institutions.
With the thrift buy and repair of speakers wires and microphone

Community Pressure Cook
The communist in me can't seem to let go to the idea of a running a community pressure cooker
A lot of people would love to eat beans everyday like I do, but the stress of cooking it, gas, and the time discourages.

But if you had 3 to 4 pressure cookers that pressure cooks beans for people at 200 naira only.

beans
garbanzo
white kpomo
fio fio
Akidi all in 10 minutes

A mother would send a simple errand of:
Go and pressure cook this beans for me and buy plantain on your way

Wood grits and Resin
Either with resin or rubber, these can be used to make sandals and shoes

Insects and Earthworms
Heres a venture for the patient, the calm lover of nature, Who has the time to breed certainm insects that do amazing work in life of plants growth and ultimately man.

Butterflies
Black Soldier Fly
Cicadas
and Red Wrigglers earthworm.
They serve as pollinators, breeders of maggot and soil aerators, Integral to farming.

Stir fried Spaghetti in a salad

Vegetables Fish in eggs, fillet fish, ugwu, Iyana ipaja stalks, cabbage, pepper and onions inside a batter of four eggs. mixed well and fried

Snails and White wine.
Snail cooked in white soup/nsala, utazi, scent leaves, with diced fried Irish potatoes, and cocoyam.

Fish Salad
cowpea, fillet horse mackerel, lettuce,pasta (twist), cabbage, tomatoes, boiled eggs, green peppers, green peas, sliced beet, onions in a balsamic vinegar dressing or coconut milk.

Fish Cake
fish blended in a blender or processor, with curry, nutmeg, scent leaves, mixed with beans flour to make fish akara fish cake with pap

Crayfish Stew:
Ginger, garlic, green and yellow peppers, Cameroon pepper with tomatoes, With prawns and crayfish with rice.

Pasta and Prawns
Spaghetti cooked with vegetables, prawns/shrimps and beans in lemon sauce

Potatoes and Fish
Irish potatoes and sweet potatoes fried with mushrooms and fish, with apples and grated ginger and crayfish in cheese dip

Potato porridge
potatoes cooked in a palm oil porridge, of bone marrow, fat, ginger and locust beans and Vegetables

Fish Gumbo
A fish broth with big cut of okra, tomatoes, onions, yellow pepper, scent leaves, ginger, garlic , turmeric with rice.

Unripe Plantain porridge with utazi and ugwu, scent leaves and ukpaka.

MediVegee Kitchen

Here are some experimental food menu for a Mediterranean/Vegetarian Kitchen Restaurant

Lentils cooked with crayfish, ugwu, onions, yellow pepper and cucumbers m

Octopus peppersoup
Octopus in pepper soup, spring onion, utazi, diced yam and lemon grass tea

Fish Pudding
Fish, yellow pepper, chopped bamboo sprouts, tomatoes, oil with uma leaves.

Okra and yam with vegetables crayfish, and snails, pepper, ginger, onions in a cabbage broth.

Gbegiri(beans powder broth) with coconut milk, cooked with potatoes, onion, utazi, lettuce, and fish.

Beans with fish and vegetables, cooked with diced okra, black pepper, green peas and tomatoes.

Locust beans, cooked with dried okra, garden egg and ewedu, onions, and bamboo sprouts, to be eaten with tuwo and fish

Snails and fish and marrow on a kebab with cucumber, pepper. in coconut milk.

Fish in a pepper salad.
A salad made of different pepper, yellow, bell, habanero, onions, tomatoes, and spinach, with fried full size shawa. and mango juice

A Public Archive
I once saw a man burn his 1970 encyclopaedia lettered from A-Z, He was right, he had no where to keep them and no one to give them.
A public archive allows you to collect rare books, mementos, sculpture, and paintings by People who have moved on, trying to relocate or without the space to house them.
It can therefore become the community's commonwealth where others might peruse and pick anything they might want from them.

Spurt de Toilet
Playing on the french Eau de Toilette, is a handy little convenience in caplet form.
The use of a public restrooms either in religious places or occasions leave little to be desired when it comes to smell, sometimes hard to condone.
You can become a freshener company that innovates little liquid air freshener in caplet form.
These caplets will look like cod liver oil, but with liquid air freshener.
Sold in packs, it makes things easier when you enter a public restroom, You pick a caplet and drop it, burst it with your feet and enjoy convenience.

It is one time use and easy to use and carry.

Electric/Battery Option
Tankvolt wins best battery for a electric Carrier, Now they could do one better and start the electric fitting of all cars with a battery option
Just by the side of the boot, a battery powering would be created with a wiring to a small screen beside the steering.
The battery would be connected to a electric piston that controls the back tires alone.

It might not be as fast as PMS, but it become useful when passenger wants to conserve fuel, emergency, engine failure or fuel empty.

Fitting an electric battery option for all cars is the next best thing..