₦airaland Forum

Dinner Under 1k

Eba and Okra soup
Okra (200) locust beans (200) Garri

Fried Rice
Rice (half derica) (450) Diced Carrot and kidney beans in nylon (200) , sachet oil (200)

Pasta (Spaghetti/Twist) Diced Vegetables

Potatoes ((500) fried with egg 2 (500)

Potatoes porridge
Potatoes (500) Vegetables (200)

Pap and Akara / Eko Akara (300:700)
Buy it from the Northerners, Their food are cheaper

Garri and moi moi

Potatoes with water leaf, iru and grated dried peppers and fish.

Rice (half derica) water leaf, locust beans, dried pepper and onions in palm oil

Egusi grounded (tin cup), Water leaf, locust bean and garri

Transit damaged yam or cut yam, roasted
and oil ukpaka and crayfish and utazi

cocoyam and beans, or cocoyam and palm oil and vegetable sauce

Bluetooth Pager Padlocks
Why won't you sleep with both eyes closed when a padlock with a pager that vibrates and send an alarm to your phone directly when someone tries to break into your shop.

Bottle Collection Center

People drink rum and alcohol, bottle not in use not quite, Run a collection point for people selling groundnut to come and buy.

Pet Care
A drop off that offers cleaning, trimming, delousing and filing of pets. Once in a while spa for your best friend.
Offer Vet service on the side. It is in interest as the Nigerian Per ownership increases yearly.

DiY Commentators
A website that allows the upload of Diy commentary, runs it like a kind of a competition that selects exuberance, young and in house commentators.
Playing an android sport game, screen record the game and lets hear you run commentary.

The best are selected and taught to become professional commentators, fun much fun.

Mobile Rural Library and Optician

Concerned about the ennui in local community, trying to fill up the lull with the educative.
Using a Suzuki Every carry, You could run a very Rural Community Library and Optician
Selling solar lamps
Small radios on the side
help them with books to read and then help them see better

and campaign for Local Government Chairman while you're at it

Virtual Location TikTok Channel
called Me a faru, Kilon shele or Oginni
is a collectors upload of random videos of people taking short videos of places they are at at the moment, It doesn't matter where, just share and send,
it for those for people's who are hospitalized, disabled or mostly indoor to share virtual space with you.
this is Oshodi right now, every body is bus ...
I'm Kogi, Itobe precisely as you can see, people are selling...

Community Award Night
Hosting it in a hall of some sort and using Zoom to broadcast it, You could host an award night for the members of your community or LCDA
It shows appreciation, and pointer to others that they are being watched and their good works will be rewarded
You know them, Nominate and then present some form of recognition every year.
Most Industrious
most prestigious
well dressed
most influential
It gives prestige and calls for a Sense of ownership in the community

Marinated Chicken
It's not just chicken but tasty chicken, Selling chicken deep in brine frozen in a ziplock bags
Brings a new ball game to chicken and might sell better than the other just frozen bland.

Rethinking Satelite Television
Satellite Television is just a collection of television playing different videos, So if you could run a satelite television that effective ran replays of matches, movies and documentaries.
But going one step further by being onw with a pause option. With a portable television in the form of android phone and a wifi type antenna.
or transmitter as a USB type C working as the HDMI cable
With option of Radio.
it scrolls down to the channel and plays off the satellite online storage.

A satelite Tv of replays designed as I'm the form of an android phone, portable television for all

Pawpaw Plantation
What grows under 2 years and is important for the production of soap and cosmetics
plant pawpaw tree in an acre , they are easier to farm easier to harvest, a better fruit to mass produce for sale to local fruit seller or company for cosmetic products

It never goes to waste, A wonderful investment

Solar Panel Revamp
Be ahead of the rest and be in charge of the solar panels, If you look up you see that these panels are beginning to rust, made from aluminum they are victims of the atmosphere and corrosion.
Become a company that replace solar panels in a resin protector that not only protects the panel from rust but comes with a diopter increase of +2 and above to better direct the sun rays and charge batteries faster.

State Sponsor Beneficiary Program
With a monthly salary of say 22k per month, Some state should have the capacity to restart the old Npower program albeit in a state level of for undergraduates and young school leavers to be
Teaching Assistant
Health Care Assistant
Farm Attendants.

It creates employment, gives them experiences

Revamping Old Program
With some amount of money, We can bring back interesting programs that were a source of fun, entertainment and upliftment in Nigeria
Gulder Ultimate Search
Joy couple show
Maltina Dance All
Panadol Xtra Game Show
Project Fame
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Know Your lyrics
Nigeria Idol
Stand up Nigeria
Maggi cooking show etc

with the internet it's will become easier to follow every episode with an upload online for people to download and watch

Trams in Estates
As a mode of carriage and transport, trams are better than roads, safer manageable, could be solar.

Office Plants
Bonsai trees and terrariums mason jars for and small indoor plants for offices and homes.

Prison Programmes
Be in charge of the creation of the state wide Prison Church and Mosques programmes, e.g: Mass, Confessions, Rites, Celebrations
It's offers rehabilitation and creates an association and an outreach of continuation outside those walls.

Hair and Shoes Magazine
David Beckham style was his different hair styles, what makes a man wearing or sporting
An online Hairs and shoes magazines takes photographs of random shoes, hairstyles of people and keep us trendy.

Selling of Meat Stock
A lot of restaurant kill cows and goats,weekly some even daily, boil and end up dumping the stock in the gutter.
They don't need it.
They could fetch them into plastic bottles.and sell to the me and you for cooking Jollof and Frier rice, rather than wasting it all.
Of they feel it's too much stress take it from them store in a freezer and sell.

Talk Radio
What makes for good conversation
Food, Music, Books, Movies, Relationship, et. al.
We have decades of the cascade, Take the mic from the broadcasters and give it to the people.
Allow them talk
Using the WhatsApp voice note, let people be in charge of the conversation, let them talk to each other, just press play and listen..

Let us listen to the ordinary Nigerian, let them talk

A Ginger Hardtack
Ginger from Kaduna, Cassava and Cocoyam Flour mix gives you a locally made nutritious biscuit.
To rival Hansbro Gingerbread

Desert Tour
With some camel, gallons of water, secuity and safety crew, We have entire desert for vacation and tour as the desert remains the closet thing to Mars, it's a planet of it's own, immense potential for film, travel, and tourism

Vases
Ceramic, cement and glass vases will always be a business for their beauty, Indoor plants, they are the unsung heroes of interior design.
(see Yasujiro Ozu movies). And my favourite material Resin, should make nice vases

Instead of A House
Our first instinct when thinking investment points to owning a second house we can seek rent from.
However it cost 3 million to build the simplest house and you can only get your capital back after 5-8 years of rent.

Start thinking Utility and Recreational Centers.
They are cheaper, easier to run and manage and guarantee daily money.

A Basketball/Tennis Court
With just concrete flooring, and pipes and iron nets you can run a and sell refreshments and sport kits on the house assured of daily return instead of building a house

Swimming Hall
hall and a swimming pool inside it, just dig the ground, cement and tile it and we have a swimming pool with daily return than building a house.

A Library
It can be as small as the size of a mini flat but you are sure of at least daily return better and more useful than building a house.
create a swimming pool

Movie Theater:
You build for a forever, movies are forever, a small and cheaper movie theatre even with the use of speaker and projector in the evenings is still quite lucrative than seeking rent.

People also need to start looking at their rooftops and wonder why not deck this thing and build it atop the house.

Think different, Invest wisely.

Ajaokuta As Museum
The left to rot Ajaokuta steel company can be a museum for now, The local government is just left decrepit and desolate
The Kogi government can be earning money by keeping the place clean using it as a museum for cash and tourism.
Until the day we finally have the sense to call back the Russians to finish what they started and start earning from it

Tailoring Cosplay.
Take your fashion styles to the next level and get fashion ideas from cartoons, especially Japanese anime, become one of very few that focuses on Cosplay. My favourite anime wear being the Akatsuki Uniform (especially Itachi) others include, Shinobi, One Punch man, Jujutsu Kaisen.

Cheap Location
This is an idea for young film makers without the money to get sets and location. Take to
shooting your android Dogma 95 style movies 1. On a train : Train to Ibadan is 4k traveling with it for like 3 times should give you enough film (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Darjeeling limited)
2. The Airport, Using a hidden camera the airport is a nice location for shooting a movie
3. The Mall
4. The Dock and Church Camps

Secondary School Ping Pong
A Suzuki should carry a folded table tennis and a book for recording score, Run an evening competition from 4-6 pm in government secondary school using an empty class that helps select the best for state level and possibly beyond. (Male and Female)

Old School Party
An old school theme party, with old songs, boot cut, Afro, huge parting, old disco music and sepia photographs is due, to remind ourselves about what was fun then, right now

An Android Arcade
Why wait till you can buy a console, Consoles are expensive and still depend on light, Why not run an android arcade when we now Bluetooth multiplayer games like Pub G snd Fire force, racing etc.
Since they only require a power bank and are easier to repair and replace than consoles.
Run over to Ikeja along and buy 4 second hand android phones for like 200 k,
Get a mattress and some pillows, buy those small CPU fans or solar fans for ventilation and run an android arcade
With a strong power bank there will be no need for light
plus you can use pads and still play pSp games on android phones.

Public/Commerical Oven
A lot of people like me want to try their hands at baking something, I personally have some kinds of recipes for bread I want to try, but why then should I wait till I can save up and buy .y own oven, Many people don't stay in their i
own houses, they barely get by and can't afford their own personal oven yet.
So why shouldn't that be a hindrance, When you can run a Public and commercial oven.
With a waiting room, A ledger to assign name and position (Miss Chioma, Lemon Cake, Oven 2 )
it's gives practice and ease for young bakers and budding caterers
Bring your batter to this place when we will bake it for you.
You can determine if you would prefer electric or gas oven when you check for cost and sustainability. With a flat rate of 1k something should smell nice constantly

Accessories Insurance and Retrofitting II
I think sometimes of ways of improving the quick sale of certain goods, How can we meet the consumers halfway and give them the financial confidence to own things, One important tool is credit.
Now if a person were to deposit 200 naira every week, that allows them to pick an earpiece every time it gets bad. They paid 10k every year, but Chances are that they wouldn't use that much (10 pieces @1k each)
The balance can then be used to give them an airpod at the end of the year.
Assesories Insurance is a system that allows customer to make weekly deposit to insure against when their phone assesories gets bad.
So they don't have to start looking for money or saving as at when.
Get a plan
earpiece only 200 naira /weekly
Charger/earpiece /screen guard 500 naira/weekly
Complete package (screen/phone swap at the end of the year) 1/2k / week

That Brings me to Retrofitting
How do we get our Young ones to afford Java and symbian phone.
By applying this method also.
pay initial payment of 5k gets you a Nokia Express music with a weekly 100 naira or 200 naira every week for a year.
The average secondary school students should afford that, a memory card and an earpiece with a ease of a plan like that

They are to submit an address for security purpose and things should go on fine.

Anonymous Chat App
I really would like to bring back 2go, Anonymity is so important in chatting as it allows to fully express ourselves, extricate our ids, hidden desires without shame
Every messenger app require an email or phone number which subconsciously posits as one online identity being tracked.

I Posit the first online completely anonymous chat app, that gives you a generic mail to register with and an avatar alone profile picture, You either use a 2 minutes mail or the generic mail provided by the app itself, meaning we don't care about your identity, nor do want to track your chat

Chat box clears after 3 days.
Use of avatar
Go crazy, say whatever
Make use of avatar (so completely anonymous)
Introduction of the 2got type rooms for a conference among like minds, students of different schools.
Gifs and emoji

Braille Key Pad
Innovation have us thinking about a key pad in form of remote control for blind people who might want to chat, or aspire to write.
The Key Pad would be in the T9 keyboard style of old mobile phone(1.,! 2abc 3def) in braille to allow for prediction and speed of typing.
With a voice reader and scrolling options to pick between words, space button and enter. This should allow them use messenger app, write poems and books
A better way of chatting and expressing themselves

One not in braille, could also be used by those who suffer some form of paralysis or palsy.

Burglary Proofs
The cost of iron today gives us room to source other materials as burglary proof's, Either Wood, Glass,Aluminum boards, or my favourite "resin".
Carpenters and carvers have an entire market open to them using woods as burglary proof for windows and doors even.

Sauces
Run a company that utilizes and manages the excess, transit damaged or fermented to make sauces. From
soy
bean
pineapple
apple
pumpkins
locust beans
crayfish
goat meat
groundnut
fish
Rice
pepper Cameroon pepper
pork
cabbage etc to make sauces to be added into stew and soups

Retro Wrestling Television Station
Wrestling is fun to watch no matter the year, old wrestling gives you material to make a television station solely on wrestling alone. Which is fun for local tv

This is the Gohozon, The object of devotion, , Download the image, on D.I. frame it, make and altar, enshrine it, Add a small saucer of raw rice, fruits or biscuit, and
keep chanting

Nam Myoho Rhenge kyo

Subsidized Lab Testing
Utilizing the game of numbers, A subsidized blood testing in your lab that gets result in an hours time, Might align with a mass testing with one's interest in lab work.
Where findings and demographic could become valuable data for state health departments.

While providing an update health knowledge for the general public and earning in return.

Adult Program on Radio
From midnight, An adult radio program could become much listened program, making Audio sexual plays and dialog.

Why are you trying my hands and legs?
olori ebi you are tying me o
where did you learn this one
why are you kissing below my abdomen
you will know who I am today
Sex works on frequency and most cases the brain body mechanism works on an attunement of relatability. particularly when the characters are in deep African accent
It should help spark love making among married couples.

Garner you some advert placement.

Selling Wine
Wine isn't just goods, it could be a way of storing money, You could make good business in buying wines from ifoyin and Kotonu.
You could buy particularly cheap wines
sell it for 1 to /2k on Sundays
Nigerians don't yet have a wine culture, Cheap wines and a bottle collection gets a going.
To be refrigerated with ice in coolers during weekends alone to save money on energy.

Farming Bokchoy
A staple vegetables in Asia and Europe, but this very tasty vegetable should have no problem growing here also and should hit the market as an alternate to spinach and pumpkin leaves