₦airaland Forum

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helinues:
The purpose of bathing is to clean the dirt from our body. With the application of soap( any), the cleansing is made easy.

But after bathing with soap, the towel still get dirty after bath.

Why? Let's see who can get close

Where do u hang the towel after wash use?
It's on open place.
There are millions of particles of dirty dust hanging on the air which eventually attach themselves in the towel. When you use the towel on the wet body, the dust stick to the towel. This process is repeated and you see the towel becoming dirty.

Secondly, some people do not know how to bath very well. They just end up using their towels to mop dirt out of their bodies, thereby transferring the dirt onto the towel.

Just set exam for those House members in that chamber. Tell them that anyone that fail the exam will not be eligible to contest next election year.

You'll see all of them cheating. And they'll fail the exams.

Phools everywhere.
You'll never hear them mention any punishment for corrupt leaders or government officials.

I spit on you all. Phools.

immortalcrown:
If she was a man, we would hear, "Men are scum".

Anyways, na she sabi. But every choice has a consequence.

The dumped man definitely saw the sign but was blinded by lust materialism. On the other hand, he is lucky for escaping a lifetime entanglement with a prostitute. The abroad man is jumping into fire.

Meanwhile, this story might even be a fiction, despite the attached wedding card.

Wow! This seems to be a case of two gold diggers trying to outsmart each other.

This is not fiction.
These are ppl I know very well.
I lived in the same town with this guy.
He is well known to me and I'm aware of the thing.

That short girl has short brain. She will regret it.

Abloh:
foolish Enugu gorilla

I told you earlier that you're a cursed animal. And as animal you are, you believe that everyone you see is also an animal.
You're not to be blamed. That is the highest your animal limited brain can process.

Animal, just know it that I'm not from Enugu. Far from it. I've bn there and many other states in Nigeria.
Irrespective of my state of origin, I'll not accept any false report of any state that I know.
Cursed animal, crawl back into your little space in the bush.

The plan is to destroy Fubara's political grassroot.

They want to appoint Tinubu/Wike's men as the LG Chairmen.
After that, they will reverse the State of Emergency and bring Fubara back.
The House members will be Tinubu/Wike's men.
LG Chairmen Tinubu/Wike's.
With this evil political arrangements, the governor will be caged and will have no political structure.

nairavsdollars:
Wehrey. Not hotter if you are in legally and have a decent job. Many Pastors in Nigeria are begging for meeting with their japa members because of the exchange rate. Stop deceiving people that Nigeria is better

What about having decent job in Nigeria?

Abloh:
shutup oga Enugu is cursed.

Can u imagine a cursed animal calling Enugu State cursed.
This is hilarious.

Well, a mad man does not know that he is mad.

0bjpmb:
Cry, but the truth is that Enugu is full of slum and acute water scarcity

Jealousy is killing you gradually.
Go take a look at yourself and see how bad you've gone down these days cos of jealousy and hatred to some people.

You're dying gradually oo.

Some of the students sitting for this exam are part of those carrying these two cases on their heads like dandruff.
Now is the time to practically put it down on papers. They will shout u down and ask if you know what they studied in school.

I see most of them sweating like cold Heineken beer trying to make out meaning from the question.

0bjpmb:
Truth is bitter . Fool

Truth from a fool is as bad as a lie from the devil.

S!lly phool

This is how it's supposed to be. But my problem is that Nigeria can not sustain it.
If our government can stand like this and work hard to improve our economy, almost every country will be on their knees before NIGERIA.

We have all it takes to be a powerful country.

0bjpmb:
Stop embarrassing yourself. Enugu is the largest slum in southern Nigeria. Enugu doesn’t have water, Enugu is a poverty stricken town. The op made a mistake by adding Enugu there. There’s absolutely nothing in enugu for young school leaver to do. Most of the infrastructures in Enugu are dilapidated. No job, no economic activity, just poorly paid civil servants

Rant of a fhool.

Enugu top the list.
Most politicians have houses in Enugu. You'll see them creeping into the town to relax and unwind.

The town looks beautiful. One thing I like in Enugu is their road network. This made it hard for you to experience any serious traffic jam in the city.
Once you feel that the traffic is slow, just drive into any nearby road you see whether right or left, ask question, the road will surely lead you to you to your destination. Almost all the roads are interconnected.

Phool your brain is empty.
Compare Dollar with country that use Dollar and compare Naira with Nigerians

If we are talking of 10 as figure to compare
It should be $10 for US citizens and N10 for Nigerians.

That is the right comparison you big head Phool

Very very old news. Over a year plus

kings59:
A guy at a bank was telling me that Nigeria is rich that see naira everywhere.

I asked him one question:

Outside Nigeria, where can you spend naira?

He went mute.

Your naira is only internal.

Where else do you want it to be spent of now in Nigeria?

Naira is a local currency just like other country's currencies.

It's only internationally accepted currencies that you can see bn used in international trade and transactions like, USD, EUR, JPY, GBP, CHF, CAD, AUS.
USD bn mostly acceptable.

Like the banker you asked the question studied Education Religion in school.

RichBoy247:
The village idiot is unpredictable. Imagine an animal that raped a porn actress tell his people whom to sleep with.

Stop reasoning with your filthy anus.
Why can't u stay out of International Politics and discussions that is far beyond your comprehension.
Why not stick to Tiktok, Instagram and Bet9ja?

You will just be chuking mouth in what you don't know.

damzy88:
Hello,

I am a single guy thinking of getting married soon but some of the ladies I am considering having a serious relationship that may lead to marriage with are not virgins. This came as a surprise to me as I thought it will be easy to find a virgin to settle down with.

Should I try to focus on finding the one with best character and settle with or I should continue with my search to find a virgin?

I understand marriage is more than virginity but I am just wondering.

Looking forward to your responses.

Thanks

The simplest answer is,
When you're ready to get married, you'll see a wife.
For now, you are still wishing.

Indabello:
I think that powerful message Sen. Natasha sent to INEC chair on redeeming his image before the completion of his tenure really worked.

Moreover, INEC is not financially buoyant to embark on such futile exercise at the moment.

When they saw how people defied the kangaroo orders from Benghazi, the State police commissioner and the LG Chair to welcome home their BELOVED SENATOR, they concluded rightly that "these can't be the same people who signed to have this woman recalled".

Please, someone should update the scoreline between Natasha and Akpabio

The scoreline is like the "legendary match" between Nigeria and India.

India 99: Nig 1

🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😆😆🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

papyjaypaul:
What are the metrics of performance

Who conducted it? Who funded it?

When was it done? 2019? 2024? Or 2019-23?

How did they arrive at the results?

I know how PR works. In the next few years, some people will use this picture that any kid can design as poster of performance. There are many political jobbers in Nigeria and I know how the game works. I can design a poster like this and put my favorite politician there. If the mod put a warning that it is the Op's opinion, I would understand.

Stop trying to sound too right or intelligent.
If u think u can design such poster and fill it with anyone u like, try it and let's see hw it can work for u.
I Dare You

AnonPoet:
https://thesun.ng/evaluating-sen-natasha-akpoti-uduaghans-allegations-from-a-clinical-perspective/

Dr, u have listed the times the woman accused ppl.
Can u also tell us how many times Akpabio has been accused of wrong doings.

Proving them might be a different issue give our judicial system and manipulations.

Another thing is that, there are allegations that are hard to prove.
You can come and touch a woman disrespectfully where she is alone.
She may out of fear or respect not shout or talk about it. She may just warn you not to try it again.
She may keep it to herself cos of the relationship you have.
Assuming the man feel offended for the woman not giving in and started victimizing the woman.
Please how can it be proven that such happened.

I am not supporting anyone. But when we want to judge, also try to think of the unseen and possibility of anything happening.
You mage get free from it cos of lack of tangible evidence, but know it that one day, you will be disgraced.

Union bank customers were mad few weeks back.
The bank took a very weird and irresponsible decision.
They debited their customers with what seems to be backlogs of transaction charges.
Some were debited a whooping sum of N150,000 and above.

My wife was debited N10,000 for sms alert for 2022-2025.
Can u imagine this kind of nonsense.
How can you accumulate alert charge for years only to withdraw it once.
Some people, after the debit, had zero balance. The money they planned for something else.

I told my wife to go and close her account with that bank.
Her accounts officer kept begging. I insisted and the accounts officer promised it will rectified.
Finally, they reversed the debit.

My father said to me;

"My son, whenever you want have segx with a woman, if she is asleep, wake her up. That is how real men behave. Do not sleep with a sleeping woman."

That is consent.

That was April Fool prank

zero8zero:
This is the issue Umar Sadiq has with you guys, he said you should learn to differentiate between them. Hausa dey follow cow?, why una come dey take revenge ontop people wey no dey follow cow?

When the marriage was favouring them, he was silent and enjoyed the "benefits". Now he wants the two to be separated.

That cannot be done. Anyone from North is Hausa.

The First Nigerian Female President.
This woman will unseat Tinubu come 2027.
She is more popular than Tinubu, Awolowo, Jakande, Ajasin, Wole Soyinka, Gani Fawehinmi, Abiola and Fela Kuti joined together.

Thunder faya you if u argue with me here.

Ipobfraud:
Herdsmen are ransacking enugu state, what have your people done to them? Yeye they smell, so so chest beaters.

In the East, we can't kill our killers and come fold to parade the brave warriors that helped us fight away our killers.
That is highest betrayal any one can do to his people.

What manner of cowardice is that?
The governor had gone to Kano to apologize.
Now he is parading his people to the killer of his people.
Igbos are not known for such betrayal.
Tufiakwa.

This man is a coward.
I never knew that Edo ppl can be this spineless.
Tufiakwa.

godliman:
He might not even finish his first term. I regretted supporting this guy. He used anti lgbtq to garner support. We didn't know he such a fellow

Guy, u made me laugh.
You said you regretted supporting him as if ur support or lack of it has any effect on his winning the election.