₦airaland Forum

CMSbrands:
In all honesty if jonathan didn't make dat call nothing would have happened in the country cuz the only way something cld happen is by him inciting Nigerians. But it will only start and ends in SS and SE only.. Who wants to die for a politician?? For me its a cheer stupidity to die for a politician who can't give u 24hrs power supply, gud medical facilities, gud road, creativity and innovations and host of others..

GEJ peace award shd be given to him iin prison for encouraging impunity and running a bad govt..

Thank You..
Some nairalanders are so dumb and blind to understand that his not conceding defeat wouldn't bring about any bloodbath, and even if it causes it can be in the whole Nigeria. U think say nigerians get liver to fight war ni

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valmunich:
I wonder what the people calling on God for help expects
He comes from heaven and saves the situation

Religion won't save this our country, trust me!

The earlier you guys started working, the better for us all.

Wise men are rare. When 1 is found he should be applauded. lazybones call on God to help while hiding in the shadows.
God didn't mix with we mortals via I think if he does. we all will be dead by immediate judgement .nobody holy pass. you wey lie and you wey kill, na same judgement we dey receive according to the holy books. HELL

Dotwillis1:
Some, within 2mins they r dozin alrdy ;danglin thier head sideways as if its bn hoisted.. Nd u r lik tryin to dodge xo they dnt hit u

some even turn your shoulder to pillow

He Man

they robbed me once in ketu market lagos

them suppose tie this guy for tree, then organise like 12 cele prayer warriors and 12 babalawo wey dey cure craze people. make them flog the demons wey de live inside this gay comot.

the problem is that we always wait for the government for everything. private individuals and rich dudes can sponsor some intelligent dudes.
remember the guy who constructed an helicopter in Nigeria some years back, are you hearing his name anymore.
we have guys here that constructed some mini engineering projects but they don't get the monetary push from private investors. u remember how the Google and yahoo guys started.

Hyundai is the poor man BMW

doroboss:
When he's drivng [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO-4KFrqvClMedmxRS3063lXtOCs6uQEJdwRv1pkYHYOZdKsn9xAIgbjON[/img]
No one stops us

JOKE COPIED AND PASTED


I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car
and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As
usual he wanted to collect "EGUNJE"money from me...Then
suddenly he saw the big grown dog in the back seat with
tongue sticking out angrily staring fiercely at him.
POLICE: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone my face] Yes!
POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey
come from?
ME: From hospital!
POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick?
ME: No, na the dog o.
POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head
like dat?
ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey
shake head o.
POLICE: and the dog know you o?
ME: Yes na, no be me get am?
POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am?
ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter.
POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open
am.....
Then the flew out of the car...

Since I graduated from the University in 2008, I cannot categorically say I know any of my mate or seniors that hold any political post till date.
do you know anyone and what post does he hold.

the kind way people go press horn tomorrow.
they will join the honking wey dem miss today to tomorrow own.

simple.the photographer is the bleeper

I have no problem paying offering or tithe, but telling me to pay before God can bless me is what i find scammy.

Buhari is a muslim, so he does things according to the quran. Jonathan is a christian and he does things the as bible instructs.
its like salah and xmas. Everyone knows wia he belongs.
its like a christian condemning a muslim for celebrating salah or a muslim condemning a christian for celebrating xmas.
the No1 position in nigeria now is not about how well a candidate can perform ,but based on region and religion.
Am neither condemning nor supporting buhari. + am a christian.

Until i see a pastor who can die for member(s) of the congregation Like jesus did. Only then will i say truly this is a man of God

If duncan was cured in the US.am 100% sure. All ebola victims will find a way to smuggle or export themselves to the US for the cure. And that may be the beginning of an ebola apocalypse

Tomis14: The movie star has reacted by tweeting about her 5 year old failed marriage to American based business man Phillips Ehiagwina.

Do you think she cheated on her husband?

Source http://www.toniaodili.com/2014/10/ini-edo-reacts-to-crashed-marriage.html?m=0

where is that kermit frog when you need it

SmooshCHN: I sleep in the day, and active at night. Any meat for me?

you be yahoo boy or witch&wizard

the BH script had been written a long time ago and all is geared towards 2015.
Game plan worked out as planned for the key players.
I weep..Sleep and Peace has been murdered in Nigeria.

Gboliwe: Mine happened on the 10th of september. I must tell you that the fear alone of the stigmatisation can make an infected patient run from isolation.

The day before, that's the 9th was a tuesday. I went with my colleagues to the teaching hospital for quality assurance monitoring. We are well known in that section of the hospital so we don't observe protocol. We can enter any ward and office/consulting room and that was what I was doing. I was being very careful though to not touch anything. I didn't see/hear of any ebola patient oooo. Later that evening, I had a small outdoor party to attend and I was outdoors till like 10pm. When I got home and took my bath, I noticed some rashes on the back of my hand. Tiny rashes scattered and itching me.
I manged to sleep that night but woke up later to start scratching. By the time I went to work the next day which was 10th, the rashes had extended to my arms. I showed my colleagues who said it was mosquito that I wasn't used to such late outdoor parties. I agreed. On the 11th the rashes became more severe and one of them said it could be Ebola. She said it jokingly but I became afraid!
I started reading up about Ebola. I didn't have any other symptoms. But on friday, I went to bed and woke up around 2am with serious discomfort. I vomited 2ce before. I went to work. I was alarmed already.
I cancelled my itinerary for the day and decided to stay indoors. On a second thought, I called up a doctor friend and he promised to come around, I told him what my fears were and he was like, "better go to the teaching hospital" , he never came! By now I was alarmed and that must have increased my temperature. I called a matron from the teaching hospital and she confirmed there was no case of Ebola in the hospital, I think that was when I calmed down. By saturday, I used robb on the rashes, and the itch subsided. By sunday, the rashes were all dead, by monday/tuesday I had my beautiful toned skin back!
Till today, I still don't know the source of the rashes and I didn't take any medication for it. I guess it was mosquito bite all along

your own symptoms were more ebolaic in nature than mine. the feelings of having the symptoms sef can make one go insane. thank God for u o.
plus no friends when it comes to ebola matter o.

Gooci: peeping from a very tight corner.... are yu over 21days counting from dat day

today makes it 18 days

I was in a bank some days ago and they pointed that infra red temperature gun at me to test my temperature and the thing started beeping..meaning my temperature was very high,exactly 38.1°c, whereas averagely it should have been reading 36+°c. Internal heat and Panic immediately took over me, the people in queue behind me started shifting back including my pal that we went to the bank together (friend indeed for that matter) ;
from my past research i know symptoms of Ebola is a temp of 38.5+°c.
I then told the security man to clean the temperature gun well and retest me..lo and behold it read 36.5°c.
I told him to retry it again, and same 36.5°c.
I just began to imagine how it is like to test positive for Ebola. the panic that follows, the straight away stigmatisation and all.
I won't lie,I almost fainted that day, but thanks to God, your faithfully is here, alive,well, kicking good, no fever or sickness whatsoever. Praise the Lord.
So has any nairalander experienced anything like this?

walai. u are not serious walai. u are not serious

whether she comes or not. Boko no send talk talk things. na action.
do you think boko would release the allegedly kidnapped chibok girls cos one malala that came to nigeria.. I 101% doubt it.
I know na only abuja she will be thruout her stay here.
unless she enter sambisa them all this na photo session only.
+jonathan :stop fxxking smiling in every picture u take. try form serious president for once. it's like you happy with the situation of things in your country.

my own funny pass..
I used to uproot meat from the pot too.
but when my monkey go market and no return was when I took one meat wey big pass my throat,then I heard footsteps approaching the kitchen. 2 options (1) return the meat (2)swallow it.
yours truly opted for option 2. na so choking start as the meat no gree go down and e no gree make I vomit am.
my mumc was already in the kitchen and was worried what was wrong with me. .I was just choking and pointing to my throat and she understood what had happebed. i was dying that day as I couldnt breathe anymore. mumc was confused bout what to do.
to cut long story short. the stupid meat just popped out itself on the floor in front of mumc leg. see serious beatin that day.
and that is how I stopped stealing meat till this day.. #truestory

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