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Oh gee.
I don't know why I'm still not bothered.
Still haven't been able to give a fhuck since Monday evening.

Now, back to my predictions...
Where was I?

Oh yeah.

Frankie - 1 vote - Rwanda

PermitMyAss - 1 vote - Namibia

Congratulations to Tayo, by the way.
This is the table of results:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0VECaXIIAAaTlK.png

Sabina - 1 vote - Kenya

Esther - 1 vote - Uganda

JJ - 4 votes - Zimbabwe, South Africa, Malawi, Zambia

Note: I don't have up to 20 percent faith in these predictions, because this is only the 2nd eviction exercise. Things will be clearer after this Sunday.

Any last minute predictions? I've got mine. Starting with Laveda.

I'm guessing she'll get 2 votes - Tanzania and Botswana.

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Present.

"My heart is broken
Release me, I can't hold on
Deliver us
My heart is broken
Sweet sleep, my dark angel
Deliver us
My heart is broken
Sweet sleep, my dark angel
Deliver us from sorrow's hold"

Evanescence - "My Heart Is Broken"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1QGnq9jUU0

forkadict:
hey bro. Abeg wetin happen? Nack me tori abeg

It's about the nomination exercise that happened on Sunday and what followed the day after (Monday).
The nomination list stood like this:

Frankie: 8
Tayo: 7
JJ: 7
Permithias: 6
Esther: 5
Sabina: 4
Laveda: 3
Lilian: 3
Alusa: 2
Arthur: 2
Samantha: 1

However, when the hour of the announcement was upon us, Big Brother announced Frankie, Tayo, JJ, Esther, Sabina, Laveda and Lilian, SKIPPING Permithias!
How it was possible to include Lilian and Laveda (with just 3 votes) and "miss" Permithias (with his whopping 6 votes), is still hard to understand. Amidst all the complaints and tweets from users highlighting the error, the writers at the website still foolishly went ahead to update the site with the incorrect list of nominees (without Permithias).
They were only able to "notice" this error on Tuesday evening, and released a half-assed public apology promising to include Permithias.

Hello? Are they trying to tell us the "oversight" went unnoticed by all the cameramen, audio mixers, video editors, lighting specialists, website managers, writers, Twitter page managers, Facebook page managers, security men, office cleaners and even toilet cleaners?
If such a goof could stand for 24 whole hours, who knows how many other housemates they've unwittingly cheated out of their rightful votes?
If tallying 48 fhucking votes could prove so difficult to these people, even after 24 hours, then how can you expect them to properly verify millions of votes from across Africa?

It's not worth it.
I'd rather use my call credit to flirt with the female Customer Care operative at MTN.

Mehn, I just hope they don't end up giving him a very horrific death, in typical Game Of Thrones fashion (Oberyn on my mind).

Sipe wants a piece of Macky2, but he's having none of that.
I don't know if she's throwing herself at him tonight because she's tipsy, or she really wants to get laid but hopes to blame it on the alcohol if it proves abortive just to minimize the shame.

kgr28:
Dj is wack because he's playing house!

You guys are as dry as your climate, and your DJ is a total flop.

'DJ is wack because he's playing House'?

No, dustbrain. The DJ is wack because he's a m0ron; a dullard who knows nothing about musical genres and where to play WHAT!
What's next? Why not equally play "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion right there on the dancefloor?
Or better yet, why not play Beethoven or "Someone Like You" by Adele?

The dullard needs to hit these housemates with what they really want - thunderous, pulsating jams - and keep his 'Boys Quarters Music' restricted to his goddamned toilet.

Trash.

Is the DJ from Botswana?
Cuz, MEHHHN, the guy dull!

This is the worst Blacklight Party I've ever seen.
It's a sorry excuse.

Ever since the sham nominees announcement that happened on Monday, I've found it really difficult to take the show seriously or even tune in for 10 minutes.
Just like I promised on Monday, I haven't cast a single vote, and I probably never will for the rest of the show's duration.
If such a terrible goof could be committed by the organisers (with the total number of camera men, writers, observers, sound engineers, network managers and presenter involved) and it could take them THAT long to correct their error, then it means the so-called organisers never took the show seriously to begin with. And if the organisers don't take it seriously, why should I?

I'm not deeply invested in the show anymore.
I'm over it.

#TeamSuperFalcons

datribune:
Tayo did not attack Laveda. Sabina, viewers, Twitter fans, all HMs including Laveda were all entertained wit d rib cracking jokes.
d snake JJ & then later Permithius used reverse psychology to misrepresent d issue & to excuse his player ways. b4 d manipulation by Permithius who made her believe Tayo was ridiculing het & dat d whole apology to fellow HMs by Tayo was a hoax she enjoyed it & laughed heartily. I thought Laveda to be a smart lady but I'm guessing she isn't dat smart.
d old Tayo was right. Too many snakes in dat house & Permithius is king cobra.

You may be right on those two idiots, as I caught a scene of Sipe crying over a misunderstood joke by Idris which supposedly implied she was a gold-digger.
I watched, with dismay, as JJ kept poisoning her mind over Idris. But that wasn't even the part that shocked me. What I found unsettling was the fact that Idris' so-called girlfriend, Goatse, was seated beside the wailing Sipe, nodding to every word uttered by that nauseating midget, JJ. The SAME girl Idris has been embarrassing himself on international telly over!
Tayo was actually right about that house crawling with snakes, fakers and masked desperadoes!
As a matter of fact, I'm starting to believe Goitre not only has a crush on Frankie, but also has a lesbiann attraction to Sipe.
Look, I have no problem with a girl not liking a guy who shows interest in her; but why lead him on by lying and saying you love him too? Audience appeal?
Tayo was very right.

And as for Preposterous, I have no words for that dolt. If the fool isn't singing Tayo this and Tayo that during his diary sessions, he's lying to himself about the girls digging. Of recent, he believes Butterphly has a thing for him. This is funny, because Butterphly already has complained about Preposterous making her uncomfortable. Chei.

tsquaure:
diary sessions in d big brother house seem to be all about Tayo. every house mate has something to say about him .
jayjay ." tayo is my brother , he reminds of of my younger days"

The guy has completely turned them into spectators. Many of them sef come follow us dey watch BBA, like Trezagah

safarigirl:
well, they weren't for her to find funny. The viewers found it funny and dazall

Issorait
I just hope you don't attack Lillian in the future for doing nothing to prevent the "time bomb" from carrying on with his "time-bombing" ways when he was attacking LaVeda

THEAMAKA:
Lmaoooo. Denrele is a cool dude in himself, it takes a lot of guts for him to be his eccentric self in a society like Nigeria. He holds his own and very well.
But this picture tho...... SMH.

Yeah...
But to be very frank with you, we've had enough of his hooker-like friends and their microscopic self esteem.

Ksslib:
Ah han. This is more like it.. I also like the fact that you highlighted the reasons alongside. Cool.

Biko. I have one question to ask you. Having watched BBA seasons over the years, will you say Nigerians not liking a housemate (or rather, hating) is a factor of that particular housemate's personality or gender?

Well, the only thing I can tell you from my observations, is that the female's "entertainment" factor is only considered when both Nigerian housemates are female.
At least, that was the only time the 'sluttyy' Karen was hyped properly by Nigerians for her entertainment value.
Morals and carriage are emphasized when the contestants are mixed. Nkenna, as interesting as her stories were, was too 'local'.
And I speak with every authority that, had Karen made her debut in BBA8, alongside Melvin, she would've been toast.

That's all I can say about that.

Tayo 2.0 sucks, dude.
Revert to the old one, but pick your battles wisely.

Ksslib:
Something just sparked my curiosity. Pls I need a run down from anyone here.

List all the females ever to represent Nigeria in the BBA game. And dont forget to tell us the ones Nigerians liked , the ones they didnt.

Thanks.

BBA2 - Ofunneka - Nigerians didn't like her until Lerato, Kwaku and the other clowns ganged up against her.

BBA4 - Nkenna - Nigerians didn't like her village swag, but they did go all-out for her on that one occasion she was nominated.

BBA4 - Geraldine - Nigerians didn't like her. She was a bore.

BBA6 - Vina - When the pre-season pictures were first released, Nigerians thought she'd be the one; but her British accent, irritating behavior and constant licking of Lomwe's asss made them have a rethink. They still supported her whenever she came up.

BBA6 - Karen - Nigerians hated her the first night they saw her, and her run-ins with other housemates on the first week made everyone believe she was a goner. They were prepared to receive her at MMIA... Until HOH Miss P saved her for that week. She and Luclay became the most entertaining housemates for that season, and the day she left herself up on the nominees table already sealed her fate as an undisputed winner. She is the first and only Nigerian housemate to have received Zimbabwe's vote post-UtiVsMunya.

BBA7 - Goldie - No, we didn't like her. She gave us no reason to. She merely was Prezzo's housegirl.

BBA8 - Beverly - All I have to say is, "LOL".

safarigirl:
lol, even as I kept hailing Tayo, I did admit at certain points that he needed to cool it down.

I give this new Tayo one week, by next week, he'll be back. We need his kinda drama cuz nothing is going on

Meanwhile, they're doing meeting cuz the girls say there's scarcity of men

I won't even lie. I prefer the old Tayo, although I still strongly believe he needs to pick his battles wisely.
There are other ways of entertaining people without fighting.
I remember Uti, Nkenna and Karen used to wow the housemates with their numerous bedtime witch stories.
Tayo can attract friends to himself by sharing numerous stories from Yoruba mythology, especially the ones about that guy who fell from a mango tree.
I don forget that his name sef
*hides*

dontrezzo:
I'm starting to think that Lillian leaving won't be such a bad thing.

People make mistakes.
It's not why we should throw her under the bus. Let's save them at any chance we get.
I remember nobody was really feeling Vina; but she was nominated 4 times and we saved her in all those occasions. We even got her to the finals.
Throughout the history of Big Brother Africa, we're the only country to have more than one housemate in the finals. And not just that; we've managed to acheive the feat 3 solid times.
Let's just support them to keep complimenting and inspiring each other.

safarigirl:
Tayo has never incited Lillian or said a mean word to her.

I have this weird feeling that she liked the ols Tayo better- the time bomb. He was good for her game, he would make himself look bad and by extension, she would look good.

Why would she tell him that he's overdoing his niceness and the housemates will still hate him? That's all levels of evil. She's never tried to calm him down when he's going off on others or sat him down one day to tell him "Bros, no dey provoke people like this, cool temper small"

Why is it always Sammy talking to him, where was she after his altercation with JJ? Where was she when Esther and Kaycey Moore were trying to explain Tayo to the others?

I put it to Lillian Afegbai that she's just praying for Tayo to phuck himself up so bad he'll either get evicted or disqualified which will leave her as Nigeria's sole rep.

And yeah, I'm on my conspiracy theory mode right now

Haha! Okay, no yawa there sha.

You talk about Lilian's remarks regarding Tayo's newfound 'meekness', but did it ever cross your mind that perhaps she might genuinely prefer the crazy Tayo, as opposed to the now-boring 'good boy'?
And it's even hilarious you now admit the old Tayo was a "time-bomb", when throughout the period he was having clashes left, right and center, you drew up endless counter-analogies to justify each and every F-bomb he detonated through his mic.
Everything he did last week was perfecto to you, and not once did you admit he was a "time-bomb". Anybody who questioned his actions here on Nairaland was "unimportant" because Agents J and K of the Men In Black were already voting Tayo with hi-tech gadgets.
Now, Tayo don come take another direction, na im you now come dey blame Lillian for not telling him he was a "time-bomb" all along?

Anyway, I'm just saying this because I hope you don't come out tomorrow with another thread on how some inivisible men keep blocking the progress of women with their double standards and hypocritical ways, because na that day I go laugh you finish.
It's alright.

#TeamTayoAndLilian - none superior, none inferior.

Easy, guys.
Lillian's only crimes are twerking and misunderstanding Tayo just this evening; somehow, you're all calling for her immediate eviction?
Tayo has gotten into numerous fights within a space of just 9 days, and we've never called for his eviction. In fact, we've made excuses for him. We've bent over backwards to see from his point of view.

Double standards much?

Please, let's be fair and understand that misunderstandings do happen. Support Tayo and Lillian.

Sack Keshi, still.

Nope.
Still not impressed.

ogtavia:
Alert!!!!! New word has been added to the Oxford Advanced English Dictionary...:
Emenike (syn - selfish) : Refuses to share,give or give allowance to another person e.g He won't share his bread with me,he is too emenike...OR...Emenike was too emenike hence causing Nigeria to lose a probable goal.

This post is criminally unfunny

Mukina2, honeric01, Semid4lyfe, please ban this m0r0n Deepfreezer for spamming the thread with the list of viewers like we're blind. Nothing grates on my nerves more than this idiotic behavior.
https://www.nairaland.com/1944555/nigeria-vs-sudan-afcon-qualifiers/29#27171998

Never would I have imagined that a day would come when Nigerians would scream from their rooftops and run countless laps around their houses over a 2-1 home victory against SUDAN