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WHY THE FHUCK IS "ROMANCE" STILL RANKED AS NUMBER 2 ON MY GODDAMNED PROFILE?!!
WHAT SORT OF BULLLSHIT IS THIS?!!

My Ghana people, I hope say una sabi say na only M'am Bea una get for that house...
Cuz that KayCee chap is a clown.

12:00

...And the pillow calls.
Peace out, earthlings.

ochon:
LOL. No ooo.. Just saying, seems like these leaving of your laptop without lock, are signs of end times.

I swear, man.
But naaaah. I'm gone clean now. I'll never lock my computer from my girlfriend.

Ksslib:
ok.. Anyway, I got the answer i needed.

Badt guy

Drahmah:
Ah...tvsa; I miss the place. How are the folks. Is it still fun?

They seem to be doing fine so far. Although I neither post nor own a profile there, reading is enough delight.
Abby, Nightschoolteacher, Segololo and Mmbotswana are all great, still.

ochon:
I swear, I didn't know..

Oh boy, lucky you. This kain thing fit crumble a partner's trust!! You never learn sha. Na so you go bath for Uni, leave your lappy open, that your evil neighbour go open that sordid site for your laptop. Lwkmd.

So I'm supposed to be slapping my laptop shut in my own house?

Ksslib:
I meant --- once bitten twice shy! Perhaps I used the wrong idiom given your situation.


I saw FLIRTING . Now you don change am to chatting . Issorait.

Erm , the Nairalander in question----- is/was she a member of last years BBA crew?

Okay, I'm done with the subject.

ochon:
LOL.. Abeg give me subtle hints who SHE is.

Mumu, don't you already know?

I design birthday e-card finish oh, say make I send naa, but my modem wasn't co-operating. Too slow.
So, while it was still uploading, I left the laptop wide open, say make I go eat. She came in and saw it (the system had sent it by then), and was really curious.
I said it was an old colleague Abubakar I sent it to (the real Abubakar, I never talk with am since secondary school days). But I was lucky it ended there. Cuz had she seen the mails, it would have been really weird. It's not like there was anything deeply amorous in the chat; but the fact that the chat log encompassed over 80 mails or so would have put me in a position I so am not in the mood for.
Ever since then, I no do again.

Reincarnated:
Nor waste your time. Psychedelia wan do u strong tin. That movie is useless.. As u don talk say d trailer don ginger u, its quite the opposite reaction u will get from watching the movie. Every interesting thing that happened in the movie was what they used for the trailer walahi... All 3 minutes of it... was the only sweet thing that happened in the movie.

Reincarnated, if you dey complain about Lucy, wetin you come talk about "Iron Man 3"?
If there's ever a list of "Most Criminally Misleading Movie Trailers", Iron Man 3 should take number 1 spot!
My goodness! First time I saw the trailer, I was like, "Meeeeeehn, this film go baaad oh! It's probably going to be dark and chilling like the Nolan Batman series. Plus Ben Kingsley as The Mandarin! Sold!".
Little did I know Ben Kingsley plays an actor and a drunken bum merely paid to pose as the mandarin. The guys who edited that trailer should be arrested.

So Ksslib, don't listen to Reinc. Go and see the movie jare. It's not as bad as Ironman 3.

Ksslib:
Na tomorrow I wan watch am. The trailer caught my fancy. I for don watch am since but I too dey procrastinate. Its like a curse.

Oh! Now I see. Once beaten twice shy. Nods head.

LOL. You misunderstand me with your second paragraph

What I mean to say is - I almost got caught by real-life GF while chatting with a Nairalander via e-mail.
This happened during the final days of April.
SMH.

Gaidenk:
I look at this thread and realize why our elders are so afraid for the Nigerian youths future. Pitiful

Do you mean our elders like the same criminals who have been looting our commonwealth?

The pension fraudsters, last time I checked, are our elders.
The Subsidy thieves are our elders.
The Obasanjos, Ubas, Dariyes, Suswams, Babangidas, Alamieyesighas, Danjumas and Igbinedions are all our elders too.

This is a Sunday, and as shocking as this might sound, I'm actually restraining myself.
Just leave the thread in peace instead of this failed morality gospel you hope to preach.

Ksslib:
Lol. Terminator, no be today I know that one.

But I believe there's always a LUCY to every male machine sha.

Watched the Movie?

Why I no go watch am?
Film wey I been dey follow the updates right from the first draft to the casting.
E get any current reigning film you go mention now wey my overused eyeballs never watch?

Besides, I almost landed myself in hot water about 6 months ago, and na internet flirting related issues cause am

Drahmah:
wassup, my man? I actually didn't disappear, I stuck around a while till the 'chase' thread got a tad too dry. I still keep up with nairaland as often as I can, and I don't get to comment here much because I'm not watching this season's bba. You good, yes?

I'm great, dude.
Television/Movie-oriented affairs are the only things that really bring me to Nairaland. And when all that dried up mid-year, I found interest in movie blogs like AintItCool, JoBlo and even the ever-impressive Reddit.
I try as much as I can (very little) to keep up with this year's BBA, and the insincere results are not helping matters.
These days, I just browse the BBA-dedicated live blog on TVSA for my updates, and it's when I feel like it.

I guess you can say it's been all good.

Ksslib:
You had to add a little.

Atimes you dey behave like Robot.

The Spade must not show too much fondness for a person.
It demystifies the enigma. And noo, we can't have that.

Reincarnated:
did i tell u people that i recently stumbled upon her youtube account when i was watching one old naija video? Ochon greet her for me oh

Wait... Was she giving out another Miss Congeniality speech like she did in her VN?

*hides*

Ochon, where is ItsModella? I miss her...
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...a little

Drahmah:
not to sound Rudeyou need to chill over this 'bba girl right activism' thing you always got going on.. it's just a show, really.

Hey Drahmah
It's been a while. I mean, immeadiately after BBA8, you disappeared.

Reincarnated:
No mind the yeye girl. She's killabeauti and if she denies it then she's lying

Hmmmmmmmm. Fascinating!

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Reincarnated:
Soo C'estmoi1 abi cestmoi1 you have an alternate moniker on this thread and you didnt tell me okay.. I've caught you sha

LOOOOL! What's the ID?

Belovedd:
Meanwhile, the first results posted showed that Uganda voted for esther and Ellah had no country votes but they have changed it now. Hmmm! I sorry for you guys voting

LOL. I said the same thing myself.
I feel really sorry for the people still voting.

musiwa95:

O boy! Even Musiwa don show for this thread.

Reincarnated:
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Ahn ahn Briareos... U sure say dat self proclaimed virgin never nack u spell? I shock say the chic still dey post on this thread oh.

Her rants aren't even getting at me.
But the part that really pisses me off is the fact that the self-proclaimed virgin has a flat chest.
Nothing pisses me off more than flat chested girls wey dey block road

Jesu! Wahala dey ooh
JJ got 5 votes, while Tayo got 3

Dannyxy:
the bloody hypocrites are here, they think we don't see know them

Na so we see am.
It's fun for them throw rocks at Big Brother viewers, yet they're among the first to watch when a sex video from the show leaks.
Even ChelseaBMW don begin dey enjoy the show.

Faun:
Losers.

Bastardo! Longest time.
I see you're still "Trail-blazing"?

SMH. And the vultures have invaded the thread.

And Ellah nominates Laveda and Permithias.
I think these housemates are tired of them.

I don't know why, but my senses keep telling me Laveda won Botswana's vote.
Compensation for Idris-Goitse, perhaps?

dhammyg:
Ladies, let's form a BBA Feminist
Movement and vote for female HMs
ONLY. This can't be life!

Good luck voting Laveda, the walking engine oil.

Serves the Sabina biyessh right. She nominated 2 Nigerians.

And for the rest of the audience, in case you have lost track, we are now in Day 14. That means we have, uhh, I dunno, 49 more days to go before we get to finale (it's still 63 days, right?).
That means we've got 7 more weeks, and 6 more godawful eviction exercises to witness.
Yes... It sucks to be you

igwejay:
Pls what's the meaning of xfactor in big brother house

It is a factor that has an X in it.

Nope. Still not voting.