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Crysis 2 ran so smoothly on my laptop. It was made using CryEngine, and was fully supported by my nVidia graphics card.

Errrr... Unfortunately, the GAME itself was a total phucking bore IMHO. Couldn't even finish it. It was just too damn boring. I only stopped at that level where The Prophet had escaped the military base and gotten to the ruined New York City... Exactly at that busted elevator that seemed to have some melted human mass scattered across its walls. The game bored me to tears, dude.
I don't think the Part 3 is gonna be any different.

FIFA '14 still doesn't have Naija in it, so I'mma sit it out and wait until they've released the patch containing Naija...maybe na next year e go happen.

Dead Space 3? I got Dead Space 2 around late August. Completed it mid September; and while it's a nice game, the final sequence pissed me off because it appeared the hero was overwhelmed by the other beastly creature hiding in the space ship. Save for Rise Of Legends, this game na de FIRST game wey I see say actor die. What the phuck?

Tomb Raider? Hell no, bro. I stopped phucking with Lara Croft in 2003. I can't go back, no matter how improved she may appear.

Assassins' Creed 4 is the shhitt. It's on my bucket list, yo! Grand Theft Auto 5 as well!

Right now, I only have 3 games of 2013 I can consider epic:

Grand Theft Auto 5
Assassins' Creed 4
Diablo III

That's it!

engineerd: YOU EXHIBIT ALL THE TRAITS OF A PSYCHOPATH!!!

In my own case, the reasons I punished those students were legit, and their crimes were outlawed by the school authorities.

I enjoyed ordering Ebube to sing me the Lithuanian national anthem while delivering some thunderous whips of the belt to his stuupiid asss for getting it wrong.
Foolish boy wey no sabi respect im elders because dem been dey follow am wear shorts during JSS classes.

For my secondary school time, all JS students dey wear shorts, while all SS students dey wear trousers. So, because of that, the JSS2 baggar dey insult me wey dey JSS3 anyhow, shebi? Because I been get small pikin face, dey tuck in properly, na im the airhead dey insult me anyhow, thinking say na JSS1 boy im dey hala?

Anyway, before my Junior WAEC, na im I jot down the names of all those junior boys and JSS2 baggars wey dey piss me off, say for next year dem go hear nwii for my hand.

As soon as dem don paste my name for the list of SS1 guys, na im I get "straight down to business". And my first victim na dat mumu Ebube guy wey dey wear "slip-on" (palms) dey come school instead of the school-approved shoes.
Soon as he saw me bouncing into his class like Sylvester Stallone in Rocky 2, mothafucka knew the gig was up.
And before he could even get up with that shhitt-eating grin of his to say "nwannem oma, na you be dis?" I don burn am korret slap.
Told him to "Sing me the Lithuanian national anthem, in sync with Beethoven's 9th Symphony".
"I si gini?" was his reply. Na im I burn am the second slap.

Earned quite a reputation that had those JSS3 punks jumping windows as soon as I got to their classes. Small children wey wan take me do nonsense before. Ndi ara.

By the way, could the mods please ban this IIMBECILE Chimex38 whose ONLY contribution is SPAMMING the whole PHUCKING thread with the SAME TWO WORDS?

I'm really not in support of this.

Given them such an immediate promotion would greatly affect their conduct in many negative ways.

I honestly think they still need some grooming - the type they'd gain after passing through the U20 stage.

I mean, just because you've seen the heroics they displayed against their FELLOW minors, you want to send them to the battlefront to end their careers in such a premature state?

Enugu Rangers, Heartland FC Owerri or Kano Pillars would freakin' destroy these boys in 20 phucking minutes!
You want to pit them against people like Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi; and when they underperform, you scorn and jeer?

Please, let them grow naturally.
This is Child Abuse

Baddest album ever droppeth.

I'm definitely looking forward to picking this up as soon as I go shopping.

Shey Phyno was in Doppe Money? I can't wait to listen to that track too, cuz the guy is on point as well

Airforce1: Album, worst than a mistake.

I think what he said in that track was "worse than a mixtape".

Meh. I'm not feeling this CD, dude.

In 2009, King Ronaldo was the happening guy. That was the year he won the FIFA Player of the Year award. That was the year he was Manchester United's hottest player. He was on top of the game as well as his L'Oreal Shampoo delivery subscription... Well...

That was until The Evil Hobbit from The Land of Silver invaded his kingdom, HAD his asss, and imprisoned him in the dungeon of his shadow.
The once great king was made to watch from his cell, with an aching anuus, as the 3-foot despot proceeded to pillage and loot everything he had hoped to acheive.

But by fate's unquestionable decision, The Hobbit King met his untimely death when he had a tragic fall from the sole of his shoe to the ground.

And like a true fairytale, the once great king is back to reclaim his throne, his greatness, and his shampoo.

Good thing I won't be seeing Tyler The Creator's clone A.K.A. David Alaba at the World Cup.

berem: So its because of one month arrears of allowance that made the poster to open this thread? He also had to display his account details to score a point? Rivers state is even worse. My cousin served in Rivers last year and they weren't paid until the passed out. It has been a trend in rivers state not to pay their corpers until they pass out. How they survived throughout the year is by God's grace. Only one month and the op is making noise. Abeg make I hear word! I also served in 2005 and was owed allowance for 4 months, I no come open thread for nairaland. At the end I was still paid before I passed out.

You are by far the most pathetic excuse for an advocate ever. Your reasoning is not only completely bereft of intellect; you also end up making your hero Rochas come off as an even bigger knuckle-dragging buffoon for hiring a semi-demi-numbskull like you... That is if you're even paid to be an iidiot on the internet, and not an actual jobless idler playing 'Valkyrie' for that vagabond Rochas.

Look at the bolded part of your post and tell me you don't deserve to have the golden Senate mace shoved up your asss.

Your post exemplifies the degree of shamelessness exhibited by thugs whose pants have been pulled down at the marketsquare.

Look at you pointing at Rivers State in a bid to make yourself and your thuggish clown feel better.

Well, hello there Sweetz! Your thought process can also be used to defend that President you love to spit crap about:

Psychedelia: "Mistuh Prezzidint! Vwat are yo goween toe doo about the poverty sweeping zhe nezzion?"

Jonathan: "Look at Zimbabwe. It is far worse"

Psychedelia: "Mistuh Prezzidint, do you av enny plans to address zhe low socio-economic position of zhe wimminz in Nonjiriyuh?"

Jonathan: "Look at Afghanistan. The Talibans are doing far worse".

Of course if Jonathan came out with iidiotic responses like the ones stated above, hypocritical blockheads like you, Agbayamental, Dumdum and Aba-Agbero would be spamming the whole place with your rancid filth.

Us neutrals have no option than to see you "progressives" as what you really are - Asscociation of Pathetic Conmen.

Very progressive conman.

D'Banj is garbage, dude.
The wind is blowing hard now, and his asss is really stinking up the building.

Check his YouTube for his so-called "hits". Check the views of "Finally", "Bachelor" and the rest of the crap he released this year. I dare you not to shake your head in sorrow.

Sesan is a brilliant director - you can never take that away from him. But no amount of artistry in his videos can cover up the massive shortcomings of a clown like D'Bong.

Tell yourselves the truth. Just imagine a new artist still trying to make his debut in the music industry with songs like "Bachelor", "Finally" and "Oyato", and tell me he won't end up at a Surulere bus stop, hawking pineapples.

omonla555: After that what's next?

Peniis.

Obiiiiiiiiiii.

Tribalist number 2, after Sheikh Gumi.

And to think that this is even Germany's B team, makes me want to cry for England.

Germany's 2nd string team is beating England, IN ENGLAND

isale_gan2: Bodies at the Algeria goal. Almost an own goal by an Algerian too.

It's over.

They did not "deserve it." I hate these commentators.

To be fair, I think they did deserve it.

For them to have gone to the Burkinabes' bedroom and scored 2 solid goals, only to lose due to some dubious penalty, then I think they really earned their spot.

Besides, the goal the Burkinabe team conceded tonight was a very stuppiid one. As in! Cheap shot wey dem concede like that. They gotta blame themselves on this one.

isale_gan2: Boss, why you bring your pessimistic sef come here na? First you insult that pinup handsome man, Bance. And now you're saying they won't make it to Brasil. Why don't you just kill a puppy?!

My goodness!
I'm really spoiled for choice tonight

I don't know which to watch. Burkina Faso? Germany and England? Croatia? Portugal? Abi na the South Africa vs Spain match coming up?

The same way I'm flipping and switching between channels, I'm also switching between tabs and switching between Nairaland threads on my computer.
I've got over 14 tabs open and monitoring this shhitt

I've accepted fate.
These guys no go make am.

dominique: They're just about to bring in Bance, what the hell was the coach thinking not starting him. Go Burkina go!!! I still believe they can make it

That man's face is enough to make a player score an Own Goal!

Although Burkina Faso's fate already appears sealed

I'm really hoping BF advances to the mundial, just for the hilarity Bance's face would bring to the World stage

iamdsam: I want Ghana and Burkina Faso to qualify. I would like this to be a West African affair. West Africa is indeed the power house of African football.

My sentiments too, although my gut feeling tells me Algeria is going to be the major party-pooper here. Cuz truth be told, Burkina Faso's performance during the first leg was a disaster.

Ghana wicked sha.

Egypt dey hustle to undo the ones wey una do for Kumasi, una still carry eraser dey erase the goals wey dem don write already

7 - 3

The end

Abegii.

Game ends 6 - 3

The West African pageantry continues.

BWAAAAAAHHAHAHAAA!

Stay home, fuckwits!

Congratulations to Ghana.

The Egyptians can go back to offing each other now.

Egypt, oh my Egypt.

Please let this go. This World Cup tournament is not for you.

Just stay home and relax. You can watch from your screens and cheer for one of your Arab League nations while spewing vile insults on black people, you nasty, psychopathic, rag-headed racists.

When Ghana players wear their red jerseys, they remind me of McDonalds' staffers.

nikky341: Abeg GH no disappoint us we want Africans to rep Africa in brazil

Not just Africans; West Africans!

LMAO. Egypt ain't going nowhere, homeboy.

Time to throw in the towel

The supermoderator needs to update this thread in Live Match mode.