₦airaland Forum

AJV Obinna remains true to the God he serves - regardless of the money, regardless of the clown, regardless of the mothafuckin' ruler of the town.
The Catholic Church stays bigger than the government. And all of Okorocha's trojan horses stay irrelevant. Because there'll come a time when his asss will rot in jail... Him and his mothafuckin' pet baby elephant (wife).

ngozievergreen: when Ebonyi opened its three major mills for rice processing and export to West African countries, did Ebonyi peepz rush to NL to flaunt it in ppls faces?

Wow! Nice one. I remember this.
So true.

Out with a banng!

etenyong: some women are seeking divorce or having extra martal affairs becos their husband can't perform very well and here is a woman complianing dat her husband over do. I hereby advice d man to marry upto 4 wives so dat he will not killed d woman.

Oh come on. This case is different, as this chap clearly doesn't care about her health or safety. As the story tells us, she miscarried their children due to his "indomitable cocck", and he doesn't seem to care.
Dis one don pass having the hots for your wife; this is unhealthy, dangerous sexxx.

Ooo boy eeeeh!
This is IRON MAN!!!

On a more serious note, I feel sorry for my future wife sha. Something tells me she might even try to pack her things and run away within a week of our marriage due to my own...'enthusiasm'.

I mean, when I'm single and all, it's hard to tell the difference between me and the pope, as I'm very conservative. But as soon as I don enter relationship, the girl dey usually 'hear am' for my hand. In short, na wheelchair levels sef.

By the way, a part of my future wife's name is on my signature

Oh, by the way, I think you should upload just a short sample of the instrumentals so I can get a clue on how your lines should flow.

god_of_music: Please, y'all should just read and rate these lyrics. I know some or maybe all of you are Rap heads and you can give it the best mark,
Criticize it like you want, and then correct some of the lines. . . Help me plant some d0pe lines and metaphors in it.
About to record the song 'BANGING HARD'
I'm just a commercial rapper, not all HARD like y'all. . . . Please don't ignore

Thanks. . .


BANGING HARD

Cat in the bag. gotta take it out
na me tight pass. yeah i say it out
haters bring their teeth out like they wanna bite
i know you bitchy,buh cool down no be fight
drumrolls,cock crows,the boy flows
seconds before you gotta blink. . .the boy blows
i'm comin' up with a plus no minus
yeah niggaz we the majors we ain't minors
Chei! This boy napiazikwanu dope bars
takin the whole damn town with just one verse
yhu hating coz i got the street popularity
now yhu wanna talk your own beez untop poverty?
Sit down Nigga,sit down!
When real niggaz up y'all haters shutdown
Talk about down i'm taking this city down
if yhu 'on like me, nigga yhu go down. .Sugar
Jedi jedi for my rhyme o
Look down on me get the vertigo
My rhymes hit your ship bang like it's torpedo
inshort i'm gonna make your walls flat like it's Jericho

2nd verse coming. . .


#TeamGOM

It's alright. You try no be small.
The rhymes are cool. Wordplay is alright. However, I feel the message is just all about bragging, bragging, braaaaaagging

All in all sha, 7/10

R.I.P.

Ultimately, I think his father is being motivated by greed and myopia here.

emorse: are you for real? Mikel made a mistake? Someone who's won almost everything there is to win in world football, Nigeria's best player right now who could be named Africa's best player in a few weeks made a mistake? I don't think so. I'm sure you don't either.

Dude, face it. Mikel is still punching wayyyy below his weight. This is a dude who was rated second best at the U21 World Cup tournament (second only to Messi), but today, you fit compare the two in any way?
His Chelsea move helped phuck things up for him, as he was put in a post he didn't fully understand, and was benched multiple times. Only got to score his very first goal for Chelsea this year, after how many yeeeeaarrrs?

On this issue, I think Kelechi is right on his plans to move to FC Porto.

His father may wish the best for him, but wanting him to move to an EPL club, simply because it is more popular, WILL prove disastrous for Kelechi and his growing career.
One needs to look at the looooong list of younglings whose careers have phucking stagnated after they moved to EPL only to be relegated to the bench for an agonizing eternity.
I've followed football enough to know that the English Premiership is not one league that gives a phuck about a player's "growth status". The EPL wants their players READY-MADE most of the time; and if you can't deliver there and then, you will remain on that bench until you develop injuries on your butt FROM sitting on the bench.

FC Porto is where he'll have the opportunity to truly groom himself. Manchester City's business philosophy alone focuses wayyyy too much on winning and getting quads of cash from sponsors. Is that where you hope to grow?
The second you don't deliver, they either keep you on the bench or loan you off to some shittty team, and you'll watch, with your bare eyes, as your career goes down the drain.

Arsenal is the only one I'll give a slight pass in this department (mind you, I'm a Manchester United fan); but at the end of it all, FC Porto is the club he should play for.

Don't force the kid into making the blunder of a lifetime at such an age.

Oooh boy.

Na so the chapter take close?
After all the media circus shows, newspaper editorials, howls, bellows, and not to mention, very bad grammar; na so the saga take end?

Uwa meeeeeeee!!!
LMFAO!

I'm really not in support of this national carrier, as I've seen enough things in this world to know government should have no business running profit-based enterprises.

Garbage recognizes garbage.

Dannylux: LOL! sure thing. I'm just glad it had nothing to do with gaining weight and that my speculation that lifting causes stretch marks was right after all.

The problem comes when you try to lift so much, right away, and end up gaining so much mass within such a short period, without giving your skin enough time to adjust.
I always applied cocoa butter on my chest, arms, shoulders and triceps when doing isolated workouts; and I always gave myself 3 weeks before topping some more 5kg on the dumbbells. And as a result, there are no stretchmarks or spots on my body.

Considering the amount of effort I put into working out and looking fit and healthy, seeing stretchmarks on a girlfriend of mine can be quite a bummer; like she doesn't make any effort in return...Even though I know it's not always true.

Well, there are areas I really don't mind:

If they're on the butt and thighs, I really don't mind.
If they're on the breastss, 'surprisingly', I'm indifferent.
If they're on the abdominal region, I go still fit overlook..

But if they're on the armpit area? My God, this one just PISSES me off!
There's just something about armpit stretchmarks, that makes me see red. Like, what the phuck? I can't explain it, but it's just so IRRITATING... Especially if she's lightskinned and the stretchmarks have this gross red coloration.
Shhitt!

Keep Trolling... Tommy Troller.

This news report reeks of desperation-fueled propaganda by the occidental criminals, the British.

Good times... Good feeling


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OnnDqH6Wj8

*sigh* Ruky. I definitely remember


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a81eP2E8MEQ

I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she wiiiiiiiill be looooved
And she wiiiiiiiill be looooved

Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved

Been listening to this incredible mix by LeanBeatz on YouTube; and I know the two songs he mixed are kinda 2008, but mehn, I just love them more now.

Here, he takes the lyrics from T.I.'s Live Your Life, and tapes it over the beats from Maino's All The Above. And it's just interesting how the song still managed to sound so nice.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnrPSJlBhdc

Naturally, cities should have their own Stock Exchange markets.

I know about New York Stock Exchange, Los Angeles Stock Exchange, Chicago Stock Exchange, Houston Stock Exchange, etc.

I think there should be a Port Harcourt Stock Exchange.

Nigeria is too economically centralized.

Then, Africans should play their own part, source funds from their wealthy elite, and build media houses they can use to push their own propaganda, tell their own stories and paint themselves in positive ways to the outside world; instead of leaving outsiders to define them.
China, at the moment, could give two shhitts about what CNN, BBC and the rest of those charlatans have to say about them, cuz they've got their own developed media houses to counter the bullshhit from those Occidental crooks. They keep spreading their tentacles to Africa, giving the West more reasons to sweat with each passing day.

Instead of complaining about unflattering portrayals, Africa should find her own voice and tell her OWN stories.

Abagworo: All those roads are federal roads. Southeast is doing well just like the rest of Nigeria but the pace is quite slow. I think Rochas is doing the right thing by upgrading Owerri and Orlu and linking up the rural areas to major roads for distribution of agric products. Anambra and especially Abia are getting enough FDI and capital industrial developments but their cities need upgrade and beautification. Nairaland and PDP/APGA propaganda aside, I'm so sure anyone that visits a State like Imo will definitely be amazed.

This is true.
Rochas is still an azzhole, though.

The owner of the blog is a blockhead.

Dillish attended the wedding ceremony of her friend Sonia.
Sonia is the one getting married, not Dillish.

Dillish was one of the bridesmaids.

It's okay.

Wasn't quite flashy, but I suppose they're saving that for the white wedding.

Akshow: Awwwwwww so happy for him. Congratulobia. With the performance Ejide pulled against Italy and Enyeama's red hot form I think we have no goal keeper problem.

Yeah. Na defender and midfield problem we get now, and I pray the chinks get fixed before dem open our nyash for World Cup.

Super Eagles na still a work in progress...
In short, I can't pick any.

The same Mikel bullshhitt all over again.
Each time Nigeria has a world-recognized rising star, we just tend to phuck things up for the person eventually. If it's not Mikel and the messy ManU-Chelsea episode, it's this new shhitt.

annawhite: Well I was a bully in school and wasn't lucky to remain in the same school for a whole session
I was always getting expelled from one school to another.......if I wasn't getting into a fight with a senior student ,I would lead a gang of nonentities* to another school to start trouble.
Moving from one school to another,I got bored and change my ways (at least that was what I tot)so I played cool until a new boy was admitted to my class and from every indication I knew he was in love with me and I was so excited that ill finally get to be someone girlfriend since all d boys wouldn't want to have anything to do with me.
My excitement was short-lived cos some girl from my former school snitched*on me and told him how I once held a guy by the blokos until he passed out(I'm now a changed person) and the guy ditched me. Mehn I couldn't handle it",the first n only boyfriend I ever had in secondary school,I didn't take it lightly .....we got into a fight,out of fury I bit off her lower lip, I regret ever maiming a fellow girl cos of a boy

[size=20pt]WHAT DUH PHUCK!?[/size]

runzlord: need for speed carbon is the dopest car race game!

That useless game where the baddest car (Audi Le Mans Quattro) ain't even available in Career Mode. Junk.

Anyway, it wasn't even released in 2013 to begin with. I think it was some time around 2008.