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RomanceRe: See What The Nigerian Ladies Are Crazy About by pTomz(m): 7:32am On Jun 21, 2015
Must u draw us to ur site..y not post it here at once, www.mtcheeew.com angry
RomanceRe: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 7:27am On Jun 21, 2015
Indeed grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Conducts Drills To Counter Nuclear Disaster by pTomz(m): 10:47pm On Jun 20, 2015
:-/
RomanceRe: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 6:33pm On Jun 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
op if my guy read this u are in trouble cos he too jealous cheesy
shocked ....infact mk he com read am, am d boss cool
RomanceRe: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 5:19pm On Jun 20, 2015
Phoenix001:
The OP must be living in dream. BTW, it is even an imagination, just that it is not audible, only readable!
Sorry sir, dats nad me up dere, i just shared a post..thank you
RomanceRe: This Strategy Worked Like Magic. I Got The Girl. by pTomz(m): 5:13pm On Jun 20, 2015
MEILYN:
This fake dream that I never dreamt just made my day. I told a girl this dream and the end result was wow. You can try it too, it may work for you. Lol....

Blessing: Good morning

Meilyn: Morning dear

Meilyn: How was your night?

Meilyn: I hope it was worth while?

Blessing: Yea nd yours?

Meilyn: Mine was the best.

Meilyn: I don't know what you have done to me.

Meilyn: I hardly think about a person the way I think about you.

Meilyn: I even dreamt about you last night.

Blessing: Waw

Blessing: Pls tell me abt d dream

Meilyn: Hmmmmm

Meilyn: It isn't something you want to hear.

Meilyn: I better keep it to myself.

Blessing: Tell me, I will love to hear it

[6/20, 12:44 PM] Meilyn: Okay, if you insist...

Blessing: Plsssssss

Meilyn: In the dream, we boarded the same airplane and you did something to me that made me angry.

Meilyn: We exchanged words and we went our separate ways.

Meilyn: When I arrived my destination. I was assigned to a big company in America.

Meilyn: I had a bath, wore my suit and headed to the company, only to find out you were the CEO of the company.

Meilyn: Before then, I swore I hated you, I even told my friends about how rude you were on the plane.

Blessing: Ehen continue.

Meilyn: I went to the company and the Secretary ushered me in, I was treated with respect.

Meilyn: I got into the office and I was like. Ohhh, my God, you this rude lady again? Are you here for a job or what?

Meilyn: I wonder the kind of company that would employ you.

Meilyn: Suddenly you became nice. You told me to sit down.

Meilyn: I sat down and you asked me for some documents and what I had to offer to the company. My head became straight at that moment.

Meilyn: I told you everything and I began to like you at that moment. I apologized to you and told you that I never knew you were that nice.

Meilyn: I asked you out to lunch and you agreed.

Meilyn: We had lunch. It didn't just end there.

Meilyn: We fixed another date and we had a great time.

Meilyn: We became so close and it got to a time, I don't know how it happened but we just started kissing and holding hands etc.

Meilyn: We were pals, we worked together and we liked each other.

Blessing: Waw, are you serious?

Meilyn: I invited you to my house, you came, I prepared a meal for you. It was magical.

Meilyn: Gbam, like magic like magic.

Meilyn: You were in my room. We kissed and romanced, I was on top of the world. We did a lot of touch touch. As I was about to do the main thing. I just heard, Sammy wake up abeg.

Meilyn: Where you keep that my novel?

Blessing: Lolzzzzzz, hahahaha, that person spoil show.

Meilyn: I wanted to strangle my sister.

Meilyn: I was so annoyed ehhnnnnn.

Blessing: Sha I am happy.

Meilyn: I tried to sleep again but the dream didn't come back. I was now dreaming about one fat woman beating her son for a reason I don't know.

Blessing: lol , I pray ur dream comes true.

We chatted for some minutes after I told her this dream. This came like a surprise. This girl is so beautiful, I have been planning on how to ask her out, she just made my job easy.
I badu ur style
RomanceRe: No Joke: I'm The Most Handsome Male In Nairaland by pTomz(m): 5:00pm On Jun 20, 2015
Anoda escapee cry
RomanceRe: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 4:54pm On Jun 20, 2015
CHM11:
Op but seriously this looks like what muslims especially those in the middle east and those up North Nigeria will do!!!....


Buhari!..hmmmmmm....because OSUNBADE shake your wife, you come quarantine our VP for one whole month. (Poor commissioner)
Lol.. grin
RomanceRe: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 4:44pm On Jun 20, 2015
no.3 killed it cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 4:41pm On Jun 20, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Are u sure u are ok? Checking his temperature... Oooh! U are suffering frm....
Complete am na cheesy
ah jst dey share
Romance10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 4:35pm On Jun 20, 2015
1. You Are Not Allowed To Laugh At
Other's Jokes Via
Social Media, Send Me The Joke So
That I Can Decide
If Its Funny. angry

2. You Are Not Allowed To Speak To
A Man If You Call
111 (Customer Care Line) And A
Man Answers, Hang Up
& Try Again.

3. You Are Not Allowed To Have
More Than 3 Men In
Your Life, Me, Your Father, Your
Brother, If You Have 2
Brothers, Choose Your Favourite
One.

4. You Are Not Allowed To Pray
Silently, I Want To Know
What You Are Up To, What If
You Are Asking
God For Another Hubby.

5. You Are Not Allowed To Touch Any
Man, If You Want To
Touch Him, Poke Him With A Stick. undecided

6. You Are Not Allowed To Jog
Around The House, What If
You Are Practising On How To Run
Away From Me.

7. You Are Not Allowed To Spray
Perfume, Who Do You
Wanna Attract? angry

8. You Are Not Allowed To Sneeze
In Public.No Need To
Say Bless You, She Is Already
Blessed, She Has Me.

9. If I Beat You & Suddenly
Someone Comes In Our
House, Pretend That Nothing
Happened. smiley

10. You Are Not Allowed To Go Out
Before Me.
������������
I Love You So Much Honey
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Igbo Neighbor He Makes Noise During Sex by pTomz(m): 10:23pm On Jun 19, 2015
Dnt disturb d nigga, he's in d spirit
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Don’t Have Many Friends by pTomz(m): 2:10pm On Jun 09, 2015
smiley no.4 tho, al ovacome it someday
RomanceRe: What Do Women Want? ( A Thought Provoking Story) by pTomz(m): 8:24am On Jun 09, 2015
wh0 don read am finish??
PhonesRe: Nigerian Teenage Brothers Create New Web Browser by pTomz(m): 7:30am On Jun 09, 2015
way d go bravas smiley
PoliticsRe: Patience Johnathan Rocking Her Natural Hair At Home . by pTomz(m): 10:30pm On Jun 07, 2015
mama pheace grin
SportsRe: Is It Proper To Give Testimony In Church On Your Club Winning A Trophy? by pTomz(m): 4:46pm On Jun 07, 2015
c dumb question
na do God? go luk u angry
PhonesRe: Infinix Fall Hands With Infinx Next Hero Battery Capacity by pTomz(m): 11:38am On Jun 07, 2015
okoheemmanuel:
as long as d fone has amoled screen... even though d battery is 1800mah, i wil stil buy it cos lite is not a prob in my area
u best not charge it often
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Performs At A Ciroc Event In Mauritius(photos) by pTomz(m): 8:42pm On Jun 06, 2015
bankyHEAD grin
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 8:52pm On Jun 05, 2015
prettythicksme:
cant u see it or are u kidding me?Dat is my hair,i am not lyin.#God knws
lol..hin don hear abeg grin
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 11:00pm On Jun 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Chaii
abeg maa folo u respect am small grin

RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by pTomz(m): 10:58pm On Jun 04, 2015
Jarizod:
Speakdatruth dharay99 NinoBrown888 demmy0325
Chinachriss ptomz pbs4real czarr ANGELMARVE Enegod
Aminat508.. The time has come oo shocked
Ah dey ur bak, jst kip me updated cool
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 8:15pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:
[color=Teal] the day i tasted my first wrap of weed grin [/color]
gringrin

RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:36pm On Jun 04, 2015
Jarizod:
sexymomma..can I be ur sexypapa grin
lol, u wan die ni??
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:14pm On Jun 04, 2015
Teempakguy:
shocked shocked

sad sad
lol...close maut jor u no dey feel same?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:12pm On Jun 04, 2015
Mhizizzy:
Weneva I receive alerts cool
dats a general formulagrin

RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:09pm On Jun 04, 2015
ronald4lif:
My best moments in life might come off as self-praising and boastful so I'd rather be evasive on this one. cool
you wouldn't giv a lipping fvçk bout what they gon say right?? So com on, let it outwink smiley
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:07pm On Jun 04, 2015
ebamma:
That one na your cross Carry am
no worry, pick up go carry am
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:05pm On Jun 04, 2015
Teempakguy:
I was twelve or so. In jss three.
We were asked to give a speech on careers. I was chosen to speak on engineering. We had just a day to prepare. When I got home, I tool out the dictionary and extrapolated more than different engineering subfields and using common sense, I gave them definitions and wrote an article on it.

Then came the d-day. All my friends(best in their classes) tried but failed to give a comprehensive speech. The worst was the one who talked on medicine. She used about two minutes. The teachers were getting disappointed. Then I was called. With a fast beating heart. I climbed the stage and looked at my paper. Ready to regurgitate everything I had written down. But soon, it became monotonous and convenient. Eventually, I dumped the paper and delivered a speech that baffles even my older self! The teachers were astounded, my mates opened their mouths, when I finished, everyone was ordered to give me a standing ovation. They even wanted to do crowd surfing but I was too shy . . . I felt so elated, happy, and fulfilled.
Later, they asked me who helped me. I said no one. They said I was lying. That my mum had something to do with it. So I said okay. . . partially to make them happy, and also, my mum taught me when I was younger cool

That singular experience changed everything about me. It made me a much more better person. And since then, my whole life has been geared towards receiving that kind of honor again. It is One of the few things that feel better than sex tongue

I leave this parting advice, whatever you do in life, do something that will make people truly appreciate you collectively. It feels awesome grin
cry *snifs*
so inspiring
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:02pm On Jun 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
Can't forget the first day I climaxed cool
via vesline or d gate of tidings?grin
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 4:59pm On Jun 04, 2015
ebamma:
When I had my first orgasm
The feeling was so sweet
Na God go bless that girl wherever she dey now
she dey my rum now cool
RomanceRe: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 4:50pm On Jun 04, 2015
nickusoro:
I know, bro. But on prom night I showed her who was boss. Ask her! I got there before Jay boy

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna
hehehe, wake up bro, $t0p takin sleeping pills grin

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