Romance › Re: See What The Nigerian Ladies Are Crazy About by pTomz(m): 7:32am On Jun 21, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 7:27am On Jun 21, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Nigeria Conducts Drills To Counter Nuclear Disaster by pTomz(m): 10:47pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 6:33pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 5:19pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Phoenix001: The OP must be living in dream. BTW, it is even an imagination, just that it is not audible, only readable! Sorry sir, dats nad me up dere, i just shared a post..thank you |
Romance › Re: This Strategy Worked Like Magic. I Got The Girl. by pTomz(m): 5:13pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
MEILYN: This fake dream that I never dreamt just made my day. I told a girl this dream and the end result was wow. You can try it too, it may work for you. Lol....
Blessing: Good morning
Meilyn: Morning dear
Meilyn: How was your night?
Meilyn: I hope it was worth while?
Blessing: Yea nd yours?
Meilyn: Mine was the best.
Meilyn: I don't know what you have done to me.
Meilyn: I hardly think about a person the way I think about you.
Meilyn: I even dreamt about you last night.
Blessing: Waw
Blessing: Pls tell me abt d dream
Meilyn: Hmmmmm
Meilyn: It isn't something you want to hear.
Meilyn: I better keep it to myself.
Blessing: Tell me, I will love to hear it
[6/20, 12:44 PM] Meilyn: Okay, if you insist...
Blessing: Plsssssss
Meilyn: In the dream, we boarded the same airplane and you did something to me that made me angry.
Meilyn: We exchanged words and we went our separate ways.
Meilyn: When I arrived my destination. I was assigned to a big company in America.
Meilyn: I had a bath, wore my suit and headed to the company, only to find out you were the CEO of the company.
Meilyn: Before then, I swore I hated you, I even told my friends about how rude you were on the plane.
Blessing: Ehen continue.
Meilyn: I went to the company and the Secretary ushered me in, I was treated with respect.
Meilyn: I got into the office and I was like. Ohhh, my God, you this rude lady again? Are you here for a job or what?
Meilyn: I wonder the kind of company that would employ you.
Meilyn: Suddenly you became nice. You told me to sit down.
Meilyn: I sat down and you asked me for some documents and what I had to offer to the company. My head became straight at that moment.
Meilyn: I told you everything and I began to like you at that moment. I apologized to you and told you that I never knew you were that nice.
Meilyn: I asked you out to lunch and you agreed.
Meilyn: We had lunch. It didn't just end there.
Meilyn: We fixed another date and we had a great time.
Meilyn: We became so close and it got to a time, I don't know how it happened but we just started kissing and holding hands etc.
Meilyn: We were pals, we worked together and we liked each other.
Blessing: Waw, are you serious?
Meilyn: I invited you to my house, you came, I prepared a meal for you. It was magical.
Meilyn: Gbam, like magic like magic.
Meilyn: You were in my room. We kissed and romanced, I was on top of the world. We did a lot of touch touch. As I was about to do the main thing. I just heard, Sammy wake up abeg.
Meilyn: Where you keep that my novel?
Blessing: Lolzzzzzz, hahahaha, that person spoil show.
Meilyn: I wanted to strangle my sister.
Meilyn: I was so annoyed ehhnnnnn.
Blessing: Sha I am happy.
Meilyn: I tried to sleep again but the dream didn't come back. I was now dreaming about one fat woman beating her son for a reason I don't know.
Blessing: lol , I pray ur dream comes true.
We chatted for some minutes after I told her this dream. This came like a surprise. This girl is so beautiful, I have been planning on how to ask her out, she just made my job easy. I badu ur style |
Romance › Re: No Joke: I'm The Most Handsome Male In Nairaland by pTomz(m): 5:00pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Anoda escapee  |
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 4:54pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
CHM11: Op but seriously this looks like what muslims especially those in the middle east and those up North Nigeria will do!!!....
Buhari!..hmmmmmm....because OSUNBADE shake your wife, you come quarantine our VP for one whole month. (Poor commissioner) Lol..  |
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 4:44pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
no.3 killed it  |
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 4:41pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Jollyjoy: Are u sure u are ok? Checking his temperature... Oooh! U are suffering frm.... Complete am na  ah jst dey share |
Romance › 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(op): 4:35pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
1. You Are Not Allowed To Laugh At Other's Jokes Via Social Media, Send Me The Joke So That I Can Decide If Its Funny.  2. You Are Not Allowed To Speak To A Man If You Call 111 (Customer Care Line) And A Man Answers, Hang Up & Try Again. 3. You Are Not Allowed To Have More Than 3 Men In Your Life, Me, Your Father, Your Brother, If You Have 2 Brothers, Choose Your Favourite One. 4. You Are Not Allowed To Pray Silently, I Want To Know What You Are Up To, What If You Are Asking God For Another Hubby. 5. You Are Not Allowed To Touch Any Man, If You Want To Touch Him, Poke Him With A Stick.  6. You Are Not Allowed To Jog Around The House, What If You Are Practising On How To Run Away From Me. 7. You Are Not Allowed To Spray Perfume, Who Do You Wanna Attract?  8. You Are Not Allowed To Sneeze In Public.No Need To Say Bless You, She Is Already Blessed, She Has Me. 9. If I Beat You & Suddenly Someone Comes In Our House, Pretend That Nothing Happened.  10. You Are Not Allowed To Go Out Before Me. ������������ I Love You So Much Honey |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Igbo Neighbor He Makes Noise During Sex by pTomz(m): 10:23pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Dnt disturb d nigga, he's in d spirit |
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Don’t Have Many Friends by pTomz(m): 2:10pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
 no.4 tho, al ovacome it someday |
Romance › Re: What Do Women Want? ( A Thought Provoking Story) by pTomz(m): 8:24am On Jun 09, 2015 |
wh0 don read am finish?? |
Phones › Re: Nigerian Teenage Brothers Create New Web Browser by pTomz(m): 7:30am On Jun 09, 2015 |
way d go bravas  |
Politics › Re: Patience Johnathan Rocking Her Natural Hair At Home . by pTomz(m): 10:30pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
mama pheace  |
Sports › Re: Is It Proper To Give Testimony In Church On Your Club Winning A Trophy? by pTomz(m): 4:46pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
c dumb question na do God? go luk u  |
Phones › Re: Infinix Fall Hands With Infinx Next Hero Battery Capacity by pTomz(m): 11:38am On Jun 07, 2015 |
okoheemmanuel: as long as d fone has amoled screen... even though d battery is 1800mah, i wil stil buy it cos lite is not a prob in my area u best not charge it often |
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Performs At A Ciroc Event In Mauritius(photos) by pTomz(m): 8:42pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
bankyHEAD  |
Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 8:52pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
prettythicksme: cant u see it or are u kidding me?Dat is my hair,i am not lyin.#God knws lol..hin don hear abeg  |
Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 11:00pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by pTomz(m): 10:58pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Jarizod: Speakdatruth dharay99 NinoBrown888 demmy0325 Chinachriss ptomz pbs4real czarr ANGELMARVE Enegod Aminat508.. The time has come oo  Ah dey ur bak, jst kip me updated  |
Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 8:15pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
alberto2k: [color=Teal]
the day i tasted my first wrap of weed
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Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:36pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Jarizod: sexymomma..can I be ur sexypapa  lol, u wan die ni?? |
Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:14pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:12pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Mhizizzy: Weneva I receive alerts  dats a general formula 
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Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:09pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:07pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
ebamma: That one na your cross
Carry am no worry, pick up go carry am |
Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:05pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Teempakguy: I was twelve or so. In jss three. We were asked to give a speech on careers. I was chosen to speak on engineering. We had just a day to prepare. When I got home, I tool out the dictionary and extrapolated more than different engineering subfields and using common sense, I gave them definitions and wrote an article on it.
Then came the d-day. All my friends(best in their classes) tried but failed to give a comprehensive speech. The worst was the one who talked on medicine. She used about two minutes. The teachers were getting disappointed. Then I was called. With a fast beating heart. I climbed the stage and looked at my paper. Ready to regurgitate everything I had written down. But soon, it became monotonous and convenient. Eventually, I dumped the paper and delivered a speech that baffles even my older self! The teachers were astounded, my mates opened their mouths, when I finished, everyone was ordered to give me a standing ovation. They even wanted to do crowd surfing but I was too shy . . . I felt so elated, happy, and fulfilled. Later, they asked me who helped me. I said no one. They said I was lying. That my mum had something to do with it. So I said okay. . . partially to make them happy, and also, my mum taught me when I was younger 
That singular experience changed everything about me. It made me a much more better person. And since then, my whole life has been geared towards receiving that kind of honor again. It is One of the few things that feel better than sex 
I leave this parting advice, whatever you do in life, do something that will make people truly appreciate you collectively. It feels awesome   *snifs* so inspiring |
Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 5:02pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Can't forget the first day I climaxed via vesline or d gate of tidings?  |
Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 4:59pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
ebamma: When I had my first orgasm The feeling was so sweet Na God go bless that girl wherever she dey now she dey my rum now  |
Romance › Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by pTomz(op): 4:50pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
nickusoro: I know, bro. But on prom night I showed her who was boss. Ask her! I got there before Jay boy
#QuoteMeIfYouWanna hehehe, wake up bro, $t0p takin sleeping pills  |