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10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(m): 4:35pm On Jun 20, 2015
1. You Are Not Allowed To Laugh At
Other's Jokes Via
Social Media, Send Me The Joke So
That I Can Decide
If Its Funny. angry

2. You Are Not Allowed To Speak To
A Man If You Call
111 (Customer Care Line) And A
Man Answers, Hang Up
& Try Again.

3. You Are Not Allowed To Have
More Than 3 Men In
Your Life, Me, Your Father, Your
Brother, If You Have 2
Brothers, Choose Your Favourite
One.

4. You Are Not Allowed To Pray
Silently, I Want To Know
What You Are Up To, What If
You Are Asking
God For Another Hubby.

5. You Are Not Allowed To Touch Any
Man, If You Want To
Touch Him, Poke Him With A Stick. undecided

6. You Are Not Allowed To Jog
Around The House, What If
You Are Practising On How To Run
Away From Me.

7. You Are Not Allowed To Spray
Perfume, Who Do You
Wanna Attract? angry

8. You Are Not Allowed To Sneeze
In Public.No Need To
Say Bless You, She Is Already
Blessed, She Has Me.

9. If I Beat You & Suddenly
Someone Comes In Our
House, Pretend That Nothing
Happened. smiley

10. You Are Not Allowed To Go Out
Before Me.
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I Love You So Much Honey

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Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jun 20, 2015
Are u sure u are ok? Checking his temperature... Oooh! U are suffering frm....
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(m): 4:41pm On Jun 20, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Are u sure u are ok? Checking his temperature... Oooh! U are suffering frm....
Complete am na cheesy
ah jst dey share
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by vizkiz: 4:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
lmao! grin
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by naijaboiy: 4:43pm On Jun 20, 2015
Funny stuff grin
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(m): 4:44pm On Jun 20, 2015
no.3 killed it cheesy
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by CHM11: 4:50pm On Jun 20, 2015
Op but seriously this looks like what muslims especially those in the middle east and those up North Nigeria will do!!!....


Buhari!..hmmmmmm....because OSUNBADE shake your wife, you come quarantine our VP for one whole month. (Poor commissioner)

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Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by honeygirl17: 4:51pm On Jun 20, 2015
more like a childish boyfriend
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by Nobody: 4:51pm On Jun 20, 2015
correct guy, bt op say d cold neva freeze ur brain
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(m): 4:54pm On Jun 20, 2015
CHM11:
Op but seriously this looks like what muslims especially those in the middle east and those up North Nigeria will do!!!....


Buhari!..hmmmmmm....because OSUNBADE shake your wife, you come quarantine our VP for one whole month. (Poor commissioner)
Lol.. grin
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jun 20, 2015
Those are the stuffs insecure guys do but d joke is a lil funny.
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by Phoenix001(m): 5:09pm On Jun 20, 2015
The OP must be living in dream. BTW, it is even an imagination, just that it is not audible, only readable!
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:17pm On Jun 20, 2015
grin Hilarious!
This is too much!
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(m): 5:19pm On Jun 20, 2015
Phoenix001:
The OP must be living in dream. BTW, it is even an imagination, just that it is not audible, only readable!
Sorry sir, dats nad me up dere, i just shared a post..thank you
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by Lovebond34(m): 5:24pm On Jun 20, 2015
rules every where!!!
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jun 20, 2015
op if my guy read this u are in trouble cos he too jealous cheesy
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(m): 6:33pm On Jun 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
op if my guy read this u are in trouble cos he too jealous cheesy
shocked ....infact mk he com read am, am d boss cool
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by czarr(m): 7:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
LOL,FUNNY!
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by damiloladuke: 9:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
just cool











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Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by pTomz(m): 7:27am On Jun 21, 2015
Indeed grin
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by Phoenix001(m): 9:14am On Jul 25, 2015
pTomz:
Sorry sir, dats nad me up dere, i just shared a post..thank you

Alright sir!
Re: 10 Rules Of A Jealous Boyfriend by jashar(f): 10:10am On Jul 25, 2015
This one is an oppressive spirit not a jealous boyfriend.

Fasting + Casting and Binding is the remedy.


grin

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