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ALEXAPLAYME:
Bellingham was already celebrating, only for him to mess the opportunity up. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Rajmeista:
Ceballos really balled today. I hope Tchouameni is seeing what Camavinga does on the pitch.

Devvy4:
This was the same idiot that cost us our game against barka

He'll lose the ball and stand still rather than press to regain possession, I wish we had a coach like mourinho who would just bench his stupid aśs

Rajmeista:
Mbappe MOTM? Really?

Rajmeista:
I was about to condemn Vini for his performance so far but we move. Vamos! Vini Jr.

jpmoriarti:
I think context is different. The feeling at City is that the club is in a good rhythm. They have been very dominant for about 8 years in a row now. Weird situations like this will always show themselves. And there's been alot of injuries to key players too.

Added to that, there's also the threat of demotion to the Championship due to 115 FFP charges, hanging on there head like the sword of damocles.

They're equally grateful that Guardiola also committed 2 extra years to the contract, willing to go down with them if the threat proves to be true.

Besides, I don't think Real Madrid have ever had a manager as successful and as generational as Guardiola. So I guess you can sack the likes of Ancelotti or Mourinho if they go a couple of games without winning but with Guardiola, it's a different ball game.

Jokerman:
If Ancelotti lost 5 games in a row some fans would have tied him up and burned him alive 😎😹

CoolUsername:
Real glass? 😱

phr0nesis:
Omo, If I watch this film, make high volt lightening strike me

abduleez1:
Ahh... Crows and Ravens. Another creature very high on the intelligence list. Easily top 10. Those w@nkers are annoying buggers. Dem no send you message especially when in a group. And they can mimic human sounds just like parrots. It's one bird I'd like to see very up close asides from eagles.


As for Dolphins, those werey na serial r@pists.
Numerous cases of them trying to r@pe humans. Very hōrny lot. I believe we would have been fvvked as humans if Dolphins and Orcas had nukes. they sure do exhibit complex human characteristics quite alright.

TemporaryHansel:
He was a kid, maybe he thought they could find a way out...it is also possible that he intended to fvck them, and that means he has been cold hearted and calculated from a young age.

Kaycee7:
It was. I don't think he expected them to drown.

GloriousGbola:
Also, the females for all intents and purposes may as well have dcks.

abduleez1:
This one sef dey...

Then there's the one where Lion is considered the brave and the King of the Jungle. Baba wey dey savannah/grassland dey sleep under tree.
and Tigers are regarded as lonely sneaky b@stards.
Prolly cos more people die from Tiger attacks than Lions.

But bro make I no lie you Hyenas are too ugly and crafty for my liking. They're also not saints.
Fun fact: Hyenas have stronger bite force than Lions and are matriarchal. That their stüpid Joker laugh fit make you craze.

Lions remains my favourite animal tho.

GracieX3:
I have noticed that you and bro abduleez1 lack a certain philosophy on things.


Alternative view- intelligence also comes with certain depravity. Do humans not also ràpe and take drugs? What about Apes?

I know you and Abduleez1 just recently watched some YouTube video about dolphins.

Let me let you on a little secret- sharks ràpe too! What is even worse is that the males even hook and bite the females to secure optimal mating positions. If sharks were more intelligent, they would have been far more murderous.

abduleez1:
Omo, shey you know say Dolphins were my favourite sea animal while I was growing up. I too like that animal like mad. Not until few years back when I started uncovering the evil side of those creatures.

No sea animal comes close to the nastiness and vile creatures of dolphins except prolly Orcas. Funny thing be say both of them na the same family. Pure evil creatures. And they're both painfully cute. Both show that psychopathic trait of always smiling towards humans.

I've always known Orcas to be wicked but I was served ice cold breakfast learning the ways of bottle nose dolphins.
One deduction I have as to why dolphins are mostly "friendly" towards humans is cos the w@nkers recognises game. They see their behaviours in humans and know we're the № 1 Apex predator.

TemporaryHansel:
So OZ killed his brothers by himself, albeit unintentionally.

abduleez1:
Guy, if you hear and see wetin Dolphins especially dey do to other animals for sea ehn...you go hate them. Dolphins wey dey g@ngrape another species entirely. Dolphins dey violently knack fellow males to assert authority.
Dolphins are the terrorists of the high seas. They sometimes molests Sharks sef. Some species no dey like near where Dolphins dey. Dolphins k!lls animals just for fun without eating them. Dolphin fit dey bored make he dey play with him food.
The PR department of Dolphins especially dey work overtime. Pure fvvking psychopaths.


They are exceptionally intelligent so they easily blend and be so social and sweet to humans. Other sea animals, run for your life. Cold blooded killer, Apex predators.

GracieX3:
But the bad PR is not without merit.

Dolphins rarely kill humans. When is the last time you have seen a shark save a human? Well, a dolphin has saved a human.

Eff snakes too. Some species spit poison. Some bite with Venom. Some bite without Venom. Some squeeze humans to death.

The bad PR is warranted. Just like DC. Any new DC show or movie has more than a 50% chance of flop.

abduleez1:
Same here.

It's just like how Great White Sharks always gets bad rep but people ignore far worse notorious w@nkers like Dolphins and Orcas just cos they are pretty.

They just hide under their big box office numbers and the billion dollar films reinforces their delusion; whether the film was good or bad doesn't concern them so far it makes money.

CoolUsername:
Fergal and Devlin vs Bore Raiders
Fergal and Devlin vs [b]L[/b]WO
Fergal and Devlin vs Final Testicle
Fergal and Devlin vs American't Made
Fergal and Devlin vs Wyatt Sicks

Yeah the Raw tag team division needs work.

Achilles100:
Oh BTW, Bianca's yansh is too big to be a field officer. It's freaking distracting.