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Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 6:36pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
Oh! I guess you are outta lines, lemme chill and relax. When you reload please fire me up
I hate doing boring fights tbh
Bitch who are u tryna use reverse psychology on grin grin

I know its alot of work but u shud atleast try...

Gimme smtn to wrk with here bitch
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 6:34pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
Its obvious you are still a kid since you can't understand simple sarcasm, can't believe I've been arguing with a kid who can't wash his undies clean yet

Damn!!
Sorry but ur attempt at sarcasm is as poor as ur whole generation of depleted smelly cunts sad
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 6:31pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
If saying I admire you is the way you can console yourself from all the tears you are shedding right now, I won't stop you. I would hate to hear of your death tomorrow anyways.


But joke apart, your momma used to mix craze and garri for you to drink abi?
Go back to swallowing slime bitch...


grin grin is that ur family recipehuh Il pass grin
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 6:28pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
Hurt? That's a new term, I haven't heard of it ever, do you mind telling me the meaning?
Wtf... funny u were the one braggn bout how vast ur vocabulary is sad


If u dont know what it means then i cant help u... only God can cos it was ur grandpas shrine ur miserable father deposited ur brain in
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 6:25pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
At least I have a father, you are the love child of your mother and one of the dogs which was owned by a man she once served as a maid

I am sure that you never cease to amaze yourself with the insane ranting that emanates from your mouth

BTW where did a village lunatic manage to stumble across a phone keyboard, or are you a pickpocket who survives by stealing?
I sense admiration from this bitch cool huh

Well u can take it nd shove it down ur bottomless fungi raided cunt angry

Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 6:20pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
I laugh this poverty stricken goat, even if I remain jobless for 10years I can still feed you and the "thing" left of your almost dead mother
Ouch... did i hurt ur feelings sad... u soo pained u cant even type shii right cheesy

Run along and continue ur dirtycunt handpicking buisness cheesy u can do ur momma too (after u finish urs probably not in this life time) cheesy
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 5:50pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
Awww!! Is that your best shot?

Well I can understand how had been for you, from how you were abused by your own mother, like your own mother! Tf? You had to face the gory sight of your mother's pusssy as you had to perform the act of fisting every night alongside 10 other men, this was done to help her orgasm and cure her from her mental illness which was caused by your grandmother who suffered same fate

Your lineage has been filled with mentally deranged people, now its your turn and every night you have to insert the biggest pestle in your house which you normally hid behind the door in your half room apartment which you share with 15 other mad men. You can't even afford adult diapers so you use rags being thrown away at the refuse dump to pad your already destroyed rectum which leaks and stench more than the pit toilet in the pit hole you call a compound

this isn't my full reply but am busy, next episode coming soon
Okay cos i pointed out how jobless u re ure trying to decieve ur destiny and ur future that ure busy grin grin

Or better still uve taken my earlier advice bout handpicking ur stinkiy cunt embarassed
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 5:45pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
And here we go with the boring old shii

Your brain was exchange for a bunch of elephant grass at birth no wonder you can even write a sentence with correct punctuation and rely on autocorrect to save your ass.

Where you not the beggar I helped with some cash the other day? You wanted to help your mum who was dying from ovarian cancer due to different ravaging deeks she had accommodated, I can see you were a bloody liar as you are the one suffering from brain cancer.



Wtf is this bitch spewing out of her dick spit mouthhuh


I heard you are also depressed, see ehn lemme come down to your type of language so you can understand me very well

Only you depressed, only you foolish, only you uneducated, only you tout and a street urchin, only you suffering from brain cancer, I would have said "jus kill yourself" but that would be wasting an already wasted life.

So please just go and visit the nearest ritualist den and make yourself useful for the first time in your life
Bitch u got serious emotional problems.... ur father already used ur creative thinking nd all he cud get from it is more misery than he cud handle thats why he died alone in a hut cursing ur mothers smelly pit for vomiting u into existence
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 5:34pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
Please hasten up your reply or I'll take your silence as running away just the way your friend did.
I hate e-fights but someone has to teach fools like you moving with empty skulls some lesson.
Every one is not as jobless as ur donkey cunt....... cheesy cheesy

Wait for my reply or skidaddle like a stupid lil bitch that u are cool
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 5:31pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
How old are you BTW? Hope I'm not having a brawl with a 17year old kid

Tf? That could be the reason you so dumb cos you still feed from your mother's public breaasts which is open 24/7 for as cheap as "five men for 5naira"
Damn! You have been fed from contaminated milk that even a pig would reject to wallow in, mehn! I ain having a brawl with a kid.
I think im bringing out the best in you cheesy

Cos frankly nothing good can seemingly come out of ur mothers soured sewer hole of a cunt angry

I am what is in between you and giving up on ur dick mongering hoe life... ure trying to spread the bitterness ur mother vomited from her whale mouth cunt when she finally gave birth to u with mucus and magots from the numerous stds she contacted from more than 600 men (none of which is ur father) grin

Smh.... seriously u are soo bored and jobless.... u shud try handpicking all the accumulated dead cells on ur decayed cunt maybe it will keep u busy cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by pu7pl3(m): 4:41pm On Aug 31, 2017
NerdSciBot:
Breaking Bad ended eons ago. Perhaps I'd open a Better Call Saul thread instead.
Yh do that
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by pu7pl3(m): 4:38pm On Aug 31, 2017
DonroxyII:
Naijapeople share, GOT is a great show and we ain't finding fault ..... why do u guys find criticism as fault ..... if u check Google , u wud see many criticism of even the best and baddest movies even highest watched movies ......

Na wa for u guys oooo ..... GOT is sha more advanced than what was delievered in last episodes sha!!!

I use to find 24 and PrisonBreak to be perfect TVseries, but when one of my guy reviewed the movies for me, I was amazed !!!

Reviewing ain't a crime , it is just to uncover producers hide n seek and suggest better ways for doing things !!
I know all about reviews nd criticism but all im saying is at a time it will become toomuch nd boring... there re people that havnt watched it nd reading all this is discouraging for them
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 4:27pm On Aug 31, 2017
succyblinks:
Ok it seems you have managed to eat your grand sumptuous meal of garri and nuts, so you now have enough energy to talk

But wait! I thought I talked some senses into you last night, damn! Truly that saying is true
Beat a pig, bath a pig but a pig will still be a pig
Even God has given up on your level of senselessness, you just broke the world record of stupidity and you should go and collect your award as soon as possible

BTW! Seems hoe is the only word you know, but what are friends for? Lemme teach you some yabs

1. Idiot
2. Stupid
3.fool
4. Senseless

There are lots more and I'm sure you can at least be like your friend and Google search your replies and stop embarrassing the whole association of e-fighters
Those words u just mentioned re summed up in this 3 letter word HOE cheesy

E-fighter grin plz ive faced far better... not a hoe bored wit her pathetic life of dick mongering
TV/Movies › Re: Wow! So Bran Is The Night King In GoT- Come in here for mad theories. by pu7pl3(m): 3:13pm On Aug 31, 2017
When bran was told that he wud fly it meant that he would be able to warg into birds and fly by controlling them.... i admire ur creativity but bran is just bran....

The night king was a man that was alive during the time of the first men nd the children... they created him to help them win the war with the first men but cudnt control him....


Let me ask u this if bran is the night king why does he want to help defeat himselfhuh
TV/Movies › Re: The Origins Of Game Of Thrones Night King by pu7pl3(m): 3:03pm On Aug 31, 2017
valdovas:
The true origins is that the children of the forest were in a war with the first men. The night king was once a human being and part of the army of the first men. The children of the forest captured him during the war and in a bid to create a magical army against the first men, stabbed the human night king in his heart with dragon glass and magic incantations and he turned into zombie night king.
Gbam
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by pu7pl3(m): 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2017
kaboninc:
So sea the movie for what it is, a fantasy. And dragons have the these abilities in a fantasy world.
I dunno y people keep looking for faults in the storytelling
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by pu7pl3(m): 2:44pm On Aug 31, 2017
kaboninc:
All through, we have seen how ravens help to deliver messages. Secondly, dragons are way smarter, have stronger ability to perception and could sense dangers far far from them. If you could remember where Danny was attacked by the slavers and how her dragon came to help or even each time the dragon had responded to anyone who tried to harm her. Why then do you think the dragons won't locate Jon and his crew?

Besides, these are fantasies.
Dragons arent real men this movie is just a fantasy all this fault finding is useless
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 2:40pm On Aug 31, 2017
[quote author=sunshineR post=60001468][/quote]Hoe be crushing hard bruh cheesy
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m):
succyblinks:
I would have gone hard on you now but I just remembered how you cowered on my first punch, you struck off as someone with depression, so I'm gonna pity your ass cos I ain want nobody to jump off the bridge cos I bullied him. So I'm letting you go but if I should find out you dare insult me indirectly, imma punch your ass so hard and make sure I don't stop till I see your tribute post on front page

Be warned!
cheesy hoe-certified grin

Ur attempts at being savage has been noted now clap for urself
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by pu7pl3(m): 2:25pm On Aug 31, 2017
NerdSciBot:
I agree, mediocre was the wrong word here. Nevertheless, the whole build up to the scene was time wasting and unnecessary. It felt like D & D had no ideas in that direction.

About the wight capturing, I repeat, the plot was absolutely stupid.
Firstly, the terrible plan ironically came from Tyrion, the renowned brainiac. Jon agreeing to it was stupid as well as he's had first hand experience with them and the ww and knows the grave dangers with the plan.
The timeline between the time they were trapped and when Dany came to save them was glaringly unrealistic.
Jon snow bending the knee to Dany in front of Cersie was just laughable(spare me the integrity bullcrap cuz he had deceived both ygritte and mance rayder before)
All the pitfalls in this plan made no sense and appeared forced, especially as it was meant to be the crucial part of the season.
Finally, if you want a series with near perfection, go and see Breaking bad.
He admitted to the mistake nd gave his reason for it... he just cudnt lie (he made a good point)

Open another thread for breaking bad then
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by pu7pl3(m): 2:18pm On Aug 31, 2017
SamzackD:
I know right ,

but common you guys should quit reading meaning into everything in the show, looking for flaws all the time,

how do you get to enjoy the show when you are busy looking for mistakes its a fantasy world which means it isn't real

so for crying out loud, watch GOT for its stories not perfect scenes
Thank u bro my thoghts exactly... people keep looking for plot holes in an amazing show nd forget to enjoy the effort the actors are puttn in


I used to be like that till i realized even my countrys film makers cant do what they do
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2017
sunshineR:
ifaa hear cheesy

you wey be oga boss
But u na my boss

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by pu7pl3(m): 1:46pm On Aug 31, 2017
DonroxyII:
I think due to some "rushing" ... da Na y , some scenes are just poorly conceived ...

GOT S1-3 wouldn't make LF coward like that, he will fight it, LF would even think ahead of his schemes being exposed and would have covered his track with superb excuses and counter claims ..... Alas, LF of season 7 finale fell yakata ....... LF shoulda fall with higher intelligence and strong evidence ...... Arya could be made to re-sneak into his inner closet or use the mask to conduct investigation into LF and unearth evidences that are undeniable ..Everybody leaves one mark or the other while doing shitttss.........
Sansa judging LF is cheap, LF(Master liar) defence was cheap and too easy ..... JS in connection with Arya and Sansa shd be the one judging LF ...... not just Sansa !!!

LF Na badosky Na .... Haba !!.... Na rushing things ooo....


Worst sex build up in GOT is d sex between Jon Snow and Danny ..... I was looking forward to sex between them cuz I know it will happen ...... I thought JS and Danny banging would be the best sex ever in GOT ...... I want it to be strong and filled in a warrior to warrior way, there shd be build up !!!

Other than Khal Drogo, JS was the only man that Danny can't bend anyhow ..... I even think JS is strong willed than Khal Drogo, a beast !!! JS is a Lion in Man's skin .... JS is the perfect mate for Khaleesi and their bond is mightier than NK/Cersie together !!! The sex was trash n short ..... The scene shouldn't have been rushed, they shd have takened it to S9 !!!

I think Tyrion understand the implication of the bond BTW JS n Danny on the Lannisters and who knows the deal he had with Cersie ? ..... Tyrion wud never wants his family to abdicate the iron throne, he may not want Cersie but I think he will defend his heritage .....

JonSnow and Danny has good team to defeat Tyrion sha if e become a trouble !!!
Littlefinger cudnt retrace or hide anything here the three eyed raven sees all
TV/Movies › Re: What Is Your Favourite Game Of Thrones Line by pu7pl3(m): 1:32pm On Aug 31, 2017
ModusOperandi:
oh there are many!


1. "a day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And then you will know the debt is paid". (my all-time favorite)

Tyrion Lannister


2. "you know nothing, Jon Snow"
Ygritte


3.Bran :"can a man still be brave when he's afraid?"

Eddard : "that's the only time a man can be brave."


4. "what is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger."


5. "my brother has his sword, king Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. that's why I read so much, Jon Snow."


6. "what is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger."


7.when you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. there is no middle ground. - Cersei Lannister


8. "when the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives." . Ned stark


9. the lord of light wants his enemies burnt, The drowned God wants them drowned. why are all the Gods such vicious cunts?
where is the God of tits and wine? - tyrion grin grin


10.daenerys stormborn of the house targaryen, first of her name, the unburnt, queen of the andals and the first men, Khaleesi of the great grass Sea, breaker of chains, and Mother of dragons


I'll end with this;


"if you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention". Ramsay Bolton ......it pretty much sums up the whole show.
Ive prepared my mind for that since
TV/Movies › Re: What Is Your Favourite Game Of Thrones Line by pu7pl3(m): 1:26pm On Aug 31, 2017
What is dead may never die
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 1:08pm On Aug 31, 2017
sunshineR:
lmfao cheesy cheesy cheesy

true word man cheesy

i just noticed
too bad i dont do hoes though cool..........

So you too na savage lord abi

all this nl guy wey go dey form humble and quiet na uns bad pass cheesy cheesy
grin savage lord grin
I dey learn from u sir cool
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by pu7pl3(m): 12:17pm On Aug 31, 2017
sunshineR:
honey foget this fucktards jareh

i see you're new here grin

how 'bout i show you around and teach some tricks like how to quote someone instead of going through the trouble of spelling out the person's sobriquet wink wink

you're very pretty BTW smiley kiss
Bro i think tht 'certified' hoe has a crush on u but u kip ignoring her grin
Ure hurtn hoes feelings bruh
TV/Movies › Re: Mods please close this thread, members have become abusive by pu7pl3(m): 11:40am On Aug 31, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, I'm doing good even tho I've got a cup of haters. tongue
Baron is boring to me. I just want Vince to give Sami zayn a chance that guy has been an underdog for too long and he's talented. He's my kinda guy too. Is it everytime miz and Kelvin Owens will be champions? Their reign is stale abeg.
Zayn shud be booked to win more matches against top guys (heels).... he is being booked poorly with all that talent nd he is nt gettn younger sad

I loved his feud wit corbin that time the two guys re good but il always root for the heel douchebag that behaves like a piece of shiit cool
TV/Movies › Re: Mods please close this thread, members have become abusive by pu7pl3(m): 11:36am On Aug 31, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, I'm doing good even tho I've got a cup of haters. tongue
Baron is boring to me. I just want Vince to give Sami zayn a chance that guy has been an underdog for too long and he's talented. He's my kinda guy too. Is it everytime miz and Kelvin Owens will be champions? Their reign is stale abeg.
Hahahahaha grin i see whats goin on here.... u dont like the heels just the baby faces grin


Debbie i love the miz he is soo cool nd sophisticated nd wise
Titles look beta on him nd ko than it will be on sami but i like sami too he has skills nd is resilient
TV/Movies › Re: Mods please close this thread, members have become abusive by pu7pl3(m): 11:20am On Aug 31, 2017
makydebbie:
Paul Heyman na my guy oo. grin
I'm doing good. cool
Yh i like paul heyman too cheesy

U shud hve said how u doin too grin like enzo

How do u see baron corbin... hes my guy cool
TV/Movies › Re: Mods please close this thread, members have become abusive by pu7pl3(m): 1:07am On Aug 31, 2017
darealsola:
thanks man
No problemo boss grin
Romance › Re: Love Big Ass In Tight Dresses? Get In Here. (guys Only) by pu7pl3(m): 11:10pm On Aug 30, 2017
drunkcow:
*spits on thread*
*backslides outta thread*
THUG LIFE
grin grin grin u nailed it cool

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