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Merlissa:
After 4 weeks of unprotected sex

Girlfriend: hey hubby

Boyfriend : Hey bbe.

Girlfriend: I wanna tel u sumthng

Boyfriend: ummmm okey shoot

Girl: Plz promise me you wont be mad?

Boyfriend: was little bit nervous,he
then asked.. are u telling
me or not (With high tempter)

Girlfriend: (she started to cry) I, I,I, I, I
think , I think, I think am pregnant.

Boyfriend: WhaAaaaaaat??, How (with a high temper)

Girl: yeap, i missed my periods I am pregnant

Boyfriend: you gotta be kidding ryt?

Girlfriend: Oh bbe how could i joke
with such thing?? (the boy dropped the phone &
the Girl cried a lot)

Thinking she lost him for good, she even
thought of committing suicide ,

After 30 minutes she then hears
a knock at the door when she opens up
boooooooom it was her b.f ,kneeling on the
door

Boyfriend: 200 billion stars,
7continents ,196 countries,
9planets, 9 Provinces, 3 Capital
cities and I had the privilege to meet
such an sophisticated,intelligent, motivated, inspirational
loving woman like you.

..Babe let me correct you , you not
pregnant.. We pregnant, we
both responsible for the baby..

The love of my life will you
marry me

Do these kind of guys still exist?

I don't understand this thread... I think every guy should accept if he gets a girl pregnant.especially if he loves her. If am in love with a girl and she tells me she is pregnant I'd be happy and prayin she'd love to keep it.

oyin17:
what are you saying?

I tire!

Even if he has 10 heads in addition to all that muscles... I will attack him. He go beat me and my babe that day... I go use broken bottles tear those muscles.












Disreespect my babe in my pressence...hmmn.

Ipledge2:
I don't give fvck about Jews...they too arrogant

Arrogance is not peculiar to a single nation. How many jews have you met?

mazech:
He dey even distract women online here as dem dey look am. And you're still asking how does he distract the girls in class

Becos he is not wearing a shirt...

Ashawo join?

mazech:
We all know it's easy to drift away during lessons at school - and one set of students have an extra distraction in their class. Their teacher!

Because as well as being a maths lecturer at University College London, Pietro Boselli is also a part-time model and with his toned arms and rippling six-pack, he is extremely good looking!

Follow link to see all his sexy photos and videos and what girls do when he's teaching
https://www.mazech.com/hottest_teacher

How does he distract the girls? Does he come to class naked?

[quote author=abuayman post=34597549][/quote]So what's the reason?

AlfaSeltzer:
She hates any female I speak to or look at

Well that's a good thing.

boujaye:
My broda, digitize your brain na, all presidents coming for that conference were driven in that golf cart

Did you see me write anything about golf cart?

Whatever we get we will stick by it....






But am sure with the steps he has been taking for the past few days,he is the one we have been waiting for.

Now we have a President...











Love him or hate him, he is the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

If you can't stand Presidential confidence he oozes you can migrate to Niger Republic or Repubilc of Benin..... Na Visa free.

HungerBAD:
Muslims have problems with everything, that includes all other humans, religions, fellow muslims, pigs and others.

But muslims aren't the only ones with such sentiments against jews...

AlfaSeltzer:
You wanna meet my wife?

What's up with ur wife bro?

AlfaSeltzer:
@op, you are wrong. The world doesn't hate jews. The world doesn't hate anybody. What the world hates is if one set of people try to impose their ideology on the rest of us. Whenever it happens, the world fights back.

How are the jews trying to impose their ideology on the world and what ideology is that?

Some people can fvck up!





I won't even run after Micheal Jackson sef...

ginawest:
police?worst set of pipu in Nigeria..rip to d dead

Really.... If they go on strike for just one week, all hell will break lose.

Rumpelstiltskin:
Thats my president! The Abraham Lincoln of our time!

I am telling you...

helovesme:
wow !!
a nigerian president standing at the front row.
Buhari is respected worldwide. NO DOUBT !
this is a sign of greater things to come

I dey tell you.... Front row for that matter.

Vyolet:
Some of you are just funny,so knowing how to cook is not part of chores?

Ok you expect her to work 12hourly to make money then get back home and wash clothes,plates,sweep,mop,take care of the kids and also sny the man.

She doesn't go to work, she stays at home all day.... Cook and that's all...the guy has to wash the dishes, they pay someone to wash their clothes...its just too much to type.

Its not outdated... I am hearing it for the first time and its funny as hell...

coogar:
the op is just fibbing!
there's no way a wife would be useless in domestic chores. it's the basic standard you would expect from any woman from age 12. if she was useless like the op is painting her then how did he miss these lazy attributes in their courtship? it seems op is looking for cheap excuses to cheat.......

You haven't seen anything... My friends wife, the only thing she know how to do is cook...

Am telling you...

baby124:


OP,

Are you being over critical Or is this for real? How come you married her when you saw all these traits did not agree with you. Or you are tired of her, as reality has set in? Well a tiger cannot become a lion. You will just have to be patient noni, and hope she grows up. And keep doing what you were doing before marriage. Cleaning, cooking, working and giving her salary. You see gbese, you marry. You come dey ask how much?

Haba....

[quote author=AlfaSeltzer post=34547580][/quote]Lol... Guy ur brain wet...

Fash20:
Can someone slap this guy for me. It seems he is drunk while typing this crap.

Read his signature... He must be high on jamaican ganja....

jamaicanoshu:
They tricked the Christians by turning Jesus into a Jew. When the rich jewish baron seized the Guttenberg press they added on the book of John to the first books of the Bible. This was the first time Jesus was ever called a Jew.(2) They then wrote the first five books of Moses and called it the old testament. Thus tricking the Christians again into believing that the Old Testament was written before the New Testament. (3)They also wrote the Quoran in the 1900's and gave this to the Mohammedans thus Islam was born. The first five books of MOSES are in the Quoran as well.(4)They also wrote the Kebra Negast Ethiopian Holy Book. They wrote the Protocols of the rich barons(Protocols of Zion). They created Communism ,the French revolution, U.N and many other things. They are behind the homosexual push on Africa( POPULATION control must start in Africa even though black Africa only has 700 million of the worlds 7 billion population)

Bros... Wetin be this na?