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I will cut his dick off

kushma:
Finding a man isn’t such a difficult task. Is it?
A teenage woman, Ashley Miller has reportedly admitted taking selfies as she had sex with a dog in her grandma’s house. She is said to have told police how she coaxed her pet dog, a pit bull called 2-face, into licking her vagina between 30 and 40 times over the past five years.
Officers have also indicated that she admitted to making her previous dog, a pit bull-Rottweiler cross named Scarface, perform MouthAction on her.
Miller, from Bradenton, Florida, has been charged with two counts of sexual activities involving animals after police discovered the vile images on her mobile phone.
According to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun, she told officers that 2-face lives at her grandma’s house, also in Bradenton, a city in Manatee County.
Whenever she wanted to have sex with the dog, she would lock herself in a bedroom, take off her underwear and beckon the dog over, reports the New York Daily News. She described how the pooch would “put her snout into her vagina on her own”, but insisted she never forced the dog into any sexual act. Miller told officers she never touched 2-face sexually.
The acts always took places when one of her family members was in the house, although they had no idea about what was going on in the bedroom, Miller said.
On at least two occasions, she took selfies, showing the dog licking her vagina.
The ‘puppy porn’ pictures were discovered in two hidden folders on Miller’s phone, one titled “2-face fun” and another titled “Me”, police said.
Miller told officers that less than 10 of the acts occurred after she turned 18 in February. A vet has indicated that 2-face showed no sign of injury when she checked her out. Frm 360nobs.com
Miller is due to appear in court next month.

And where is the picture she posted online?

akp202:
pls guys I was just offered a job as an Accountant and d salary is #35,000. my daily transportation is 420 daily and assuming my feeding is #200 per day meaning I would spend 620 daily and for 25 working days I would spend 15,500 leaving me with a balance of 19500 at d end of d month.currently am jobless, should I accept d job? if I accept d job I don't think I will b chance to search for a better job

"Experience matters" as one poster commented... But my advise is this: if you are strong physically,I suggest you pick up a menial job around that you can save as much as 20k monthly and u will have time for urself (that is... You can leave at anytime for interview or to submit ur C.V)to search for better job...trust me if you pick that job,it will take ur time and deprive you of finding something better or even thinking of something you can do for urself.

But ultimately the decision is yours and you re the one wearing the shoe.

Lol.... Crazy girl.









I like her...

remember007:
HELLO GUYS, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME OF CREATING A THREAD ON NAIRALAND..PARDON ME IF THERE ARE MISTAKES... I TRAVELED TO ANAMBRA STATE TWO WEEKS AGO TO SPEND MY SHORT HOLIDAY WITH MY GRANDMOTHER,@ AGU- UKWU,.. ITS TRULY A BEAUTIFUL STATE, IT'S A STATE WERE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY, REP, SENATE AND EVEN LOCAL GOVT MEMBERS ARE ALL UP AND DOING... I CAN BODLY SAY THAT ALL ROADS IN OUR SENATORIAL DISTRICT WHICH IS REPRESENTED BY HONOURABLE UCHE EKUNIFE ARE TARED...REASON WHY SHE'S BEEN SENT TO THE SENATE COS ALL SIGN BOARD OF ROADS DONE HERE WERE ATTRACTED BY HER..........ON MYOU SECOND DAY OF VISIT, WE CAME BACK FROM CHURCH AROUND 9.. I WENT TO THE KITCHEN TO PREPARE FOOD.. THEN I SAW A SNAKE THAT WAS TRAPPED BTW IRON NETS OF THE KITCHEN WINDOW WHILE IT WAS TRYING TO CRAWL IN THRU THE WINDOW...I RAN. OUT SCREAMING FOR HELP , I WAS LATER TOLD THAT THE SNAKE DOESN'T BITE, THAT IT COMES INTO ANY HOME, THE PEOPLE DOESN'T KILL IT, RATHER I WAS WORSHIPPED IN THE OLDEN DAYS SO THEY ARE USED TO HAVING IT AS A GUEST.. FROM THAT DAY ON,I PACKED MY BAG AND LEFT FOR AWKA TO STAY WITH MY UNCLE .. IT TOOK 5 DAYS BEFORE I RETURNED HOME COS I FEAR SNAKES AND ALMOST EVERY THING THAT CRAWLS INCLUDING COCKROACHES...HERE ARE PICTURES OF IT AS WAS SHARED TO ME FROM MY COUSINS

You kiss craze person? Where is the piture?

goryorhal:
Find me work nah ...e

Am I your father?

goryorhal:
R for rabbit

U re jobless.

How can anyone be sure that chopper is in port hacourt.

He is a Bini boy...

Harare, Zimbabwe - Activist Itai
Dzamara was grabbed from a barbershop at
gunpoint and thrown into a waiting vehicle
three months ago after staging sit-ins
demanding the resignation of President
Robert Mugabe. He hasn't been seen since.
Zimbabwean officials say they have searched
for clues into the kidnapping, but so far have
been unsuccessful in locating Dzamara.
His wife Sheffra said the abduction has
devastated the family, noting they were
entirely dependent on the support of her
husband. She said well-wishers have helped
by providing food.
"I am a mother of two very young children
and they keep asking for their father," said
Sheffra. "I don't know what to tell them."
In broad daylight on March 9, five armed
men seized Dzamara from a working class
Harare suburb, according to his family.
Crispen Makedenge, head of police's Law and
Order Unit in the Criminal Investigations
Department, said there has been no progress
made in the probe.
One lead "did not yield any positive results as
to the whereabouts of the victim",
Makedenge told Al Jazeera. "We are trying
hard to recover him."
'Do all things necessary'
A journalist by trade, Dzamara, 35, launched
the pro-democracy pressure group Occupy
Africa Unity Square to demand Mugabe's
departure from office.
The abduction has raised concerns among
human rights activists and diplomats in
Zimbabwe.
Sheffra Dzamara successfully petitioned the
courts to compel the police and the Central
Intelligence Organisation to find her
husband.
During a High Court hearing, the police and
CIO said they knew nothing about Dzamara's
disappearance.
High Court Justice David Mangota ordered
the home affairs minister, commissioner-
general of police, and head of CIO "to do all
things necessary to determine his
whereabouts", including placing ads in state
media outlets.
Mangota directed detectives to work closely
with Dzamara's lawyers "to search for [him] at
all such places as may be within their
jurisdiction", and to furnish the courts with
regular progress reports.
International involvement
The United States, European Union, and
human rights groups have asked the
government to ensure Dzamara's safe return.
After a visit to Zimbabwe on June 3,
American official Shannon Smith told the US
Foreign Affairs Sub-Committee on Africa in
Washington, DC that she had raised
concerns over government intimidation,
harassment, and torture.
"Mr Dzamara gained notoriety after he
presented a letter to the office of the
president and cabinet in 2014, demanding
that President Mugabe step down for failing
the Zimbabwean people," Smith said.
"During our recent visit to Zimbabwe, my
colleague and I raised this case with the
government - and in virtually every meeting.
The United States stands with Mr Dzamara
and the people of Zimbabwe in defending the
rights to freedom of expression and peaceful
assembly."
The EU delegation in Harare said in a
statement last week it was "increasingly
concerned" about the lack of progress made
by authorities in this case.
"The EU reiterates its call on the government
of Zimbabwe to take necessary measures to
ascertain Mr Damara's whereabouts,
safeguard his well being, and accord him the
full protection of the law," it
said. "Furthermore, the EU calls on the
government of Zimbabwe to ensure those
responsible for the abduction of Dzamara are
brought to justice."
The 28-nation EU has eased sanctions
imposed on Zimbabwe in 2002 over human
rights violations. It resumed direct aid to the
southern African country but kept an arms
embargo in place, as well as an asset freeze
and travel ban on Mugabe and his wife,
Grace.
Right to prayer
On Sunday, Zimbabwe police stopped a public
prayer meeting that the Dzamara family had
organised in order to highlight the forced
disappearance and call for his safe return.
But later that day High Court Justice Joseph
Musakwa lifted the police ban, noting any
attempt to censor people's prayers was
unconstitutional.
Opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai, who has
accused Mugabe of being responsible for
"this morbid and senseless act", said the ban
on the prayer meeting vindicated his
position.
"This is how the Almighty God operates, he
makes the guilty expose themselves. We
continue to pray for the safe return of
Dzamara every day," said Tsvangirai of the
Movement for Democratic Change (MDC)
party.
Two days before his abduction, Dzamara
delivered a speech at an opposition rally in
Harare offering solidarity with the MDC for
"mass action" and protests against the
deteriorating political and economic situation
in Zimbabwe, Tsvangirai noted.
Weeding out threats?
Rights groups say the Zimbabwean state has
resumed its use of coercion to close
democratic space and to target activists.
Recently, 11 members of the pro-democracy
Crisis in Zimbabwe Coalition - a
conglomeration of 350 rights groups - were
arrested while demanding that police adhere
to the High Court order compelling them to
search for Dzamara.
"Dzamara's disappearance on 9 March 2015 is
also another sign that the regime will resort
to crude violence to weed out any potential
threat to its stranglehold," said the group's
McDonald Lewanika.
Despite 100 days since his kidnapping,
Dzamara's family say they believe he will be
returned to them safe and sound.
"We still hold on to hope. We keep on
praying," said Patson Dzamara, brother of the
missing activist.

www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2015/06/zimbabwe-searching-activist-100-days-150615064602936.html

Bible

In colaboration with the south African Government.

It depends on the life am waking up to.

That's not a church.

Loyalty

9 year old girl!..


This is why I keep saying Islam should only be practiced in a different planet,consisting of only Muslims...

After setting fire to the middle east or wherever they dwell,they start mass migrating to the west where christians have tried to stabilize with civilisation.




Babaric lot.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Victoria looks like a slut in that dress, [/color]

Un neccesarry.

I don't have to look at the picture....













Its rihanna.

I don't have to look at the picture....













Its rihanna.

gabazin080:
reason?

Becos its my bible and I bought it my money.

Who are these fulani people sef and what's their problem?

Hishuula:
its funny but lets be serious !
-How will you guys cope with mouth odours ??
-How will you cope with Indecent Dressing out there ??
-How will you cope without sex for one month (the sex obbesed)
-How will you cope with musics and videos on your phone e.g LADI by OLAMIDE ft PHYNO & KESH and those sex scenes in HOME VIDEOS
-How will you cope "LADIES" with your dressing for those who are fond of short skirts and breast showcasing ?
-How will you cope when hungry is killing you and a Christian who just finish eating calls you for help in pushing his car ?
-How will you cope when you are on a bike and a lady at your back with her sharp something almost digging a bore-hole on your back ?
HOOOOOW WILL YOU ?

What month is ramadan? August or september?

Yet people are castigating the sahara reporter that attacked the Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe.

younghartz:
If I wanna buy crate of egg na ghana must go I go use pack d money

I dey tell you.

When compared to the previous government of Lucky Igbinedion, I think he is a Messaih.

HARARE, Zimbabwe — Zimbabweans will start
exchanging quadrillions of local dollars for a
few U.S. dollars next week, as President Robert
Mugabe's government discards its virtually
worthless national currency.
The southern African country started using
foreign currencies like the U.S. dollar and
South African rand in 2009 after the
Zimbabwean dollar was ruined by hyper-
inflation, which hit 500 billion percent in 2008.
At the height of Zimbabwe's economic crisis in
2008, Zimbabweans had to carry plastic bags
bulging with bank notes to buy basic goods like
bread and milk. Prices were rising at least
twice a day.

From Monday, customers who held
Zimbabwean dollar accounts before March
2009 can approach their banks to convert their
Zimbabwean dollar balance into dollars,
Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe Governor John
Mangudya said in a statement on Thursday.
The process will legally end the local currency.
Zimbabweans have until September to turn in
their old bank notes, which some people sell as
souvenirs to tourists.

Bank accounts with balances of up to 175
quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars will be paid $5.
Those with balances above 175 quadrillion
dollars will be paid at an exchange rate of $1 to
35 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars.
The highest — and last —bank note to be
printed by the bank in 2008 was 100 trillion
Zimbabwean dollars. It was not enough to ride
a public bus to work for a week.
The RBZ said customers who still have stashes
of old Zimbabwean dollar notes can walk into
any bank and get $1 for every 250 trillion they
hold.
That means a holder of a 100 trillion bank note
will on Monday get 40 cents. The RBZ has set
aside $20 million to pay Zimbabwean dollar
currency holders.


www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/175-quadrillion-zimbabwean-dollars-now-equals-5-n374171?cid=sm_fb

Not bad....

Baby Ibu

Naija babes no send ooo....




No be babe marry oshiomole?

alexistaiwo:
is it advisable to date your bestfriend if she happens to be of the opposite sex?

Don't.... Unless you know she needs you.

ebijimi7:
good day nairalander i have been dating this gal for 2 years now and am rich bcoz i engage in a network business and am always indoor bcoz i earn with out lifting a finger and when her dad asked me d kind of job am doing i told him but he tagged me internet fraudster that am into yahoo which is a lie and i so much love this gal please people how can i convince this man to allow me marry his daughter

Tell ur girl to convince her father... Marriage is a mutual thing. Both parties try to make it work. Ur girl is closer to her father than you are to her father...if she wants to marry you,she should be able to convince her dad.