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hustla:
Foolish Cow, why u come say make e keep in own to inself? You are the obvious re.tard here, Ode omo

I asked him to keep his plan to himself...dummy.

hustla:
Did you read the post at all?
And why arent you keeping your own opinion to yourself??

Its a forum... Shithead.

maxxy:
It took me 8yrs to get here. Recruited by then Intercontinental Bank straight from NYSC Camp Ede, Osun State, my story has been one of good progression over the years. Today am a Middle Mgt staff taking home almost half a million naira in monthly benefits, yet it is time to type that letter and sign myself into entrepreneurial freedom!!!

The above is not written to brag, but to maybe motivate others who may be in my shoes... having great entrepreneurial skills yet fearful of what lies on the other side. I have tasted both worlds and I choose to fly. Let me mention however that quitting this job did not happen overnight, but is rather the result of a journey embarked upon over the last one year: a journey to Build a plan B. Today, that Plan B is the only Plan, raking in better revenues than the initial Plan A, yet am barely scratching the surface.

The feeling is indescribable as I wait for Monday... for on that day I will be giving my current employer the mandatory 30 days notice. In the coming days, I look forward empowering others to do exactly what I am doing now so that together we can contribute to rebuilding Nigeria

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maxxy:
It took me 8yrs to get here. Recruited by then Intercontinental Bank straight from NYSC Camp Ede, Osun State, my story has been one of good progression over the years. Today am a Middle Mgt staff taking home almost half a million naira in monthly benefits, yet it is time to type that letter and sign myself into entrepreneurial freedom!!!

The above is not written to brag, but to maybe motivate others who may be in my shoes... having great entrepreneurial skills yet fearful of what lies on the other side. I have tasted both worlds and I choose to fly. Let me mention however that quitting this job did not happen overnight, but is rather the result of a journey embarked upon over the last one year: a journey to Build a plan B. Today, that Plan B is the only Plan, raking in better revenues than the initial Plan A, yet am barely scratching the surface.

The feeling is indescribable as I wait for Monday... for on that day I will be giving my current employer the mandatory 30 days notice. In the coming days, I look forward empowering others to do exactly what I am doing now so that together we can contribute to rebuilding Nigeria

Dude you have saved millions to fall back on and a concrete plan,so its time to resign...but don't drag those who have nothing save and without concreate plans...


Its a good Idea but u need to keep ur decision to ur self man.

Lie.

Nurex111:

Ask ur mother.

The back seat...












Incase I wan fvck inside the car.

LEvuls:
madt people

Lol... Tnx

LEvuls:
Ndi Ara

Bros abeg wetin e mean? " Ndi ara"

Vick4rill:
u dont know how disgusting you are sounding now

Is it ur d1ck?

Wow

Naija babes too strong o.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Okay, I know this sounds weird but one of my friends calls me almost every night and the first thing she asks me is how are my children doing? and then she moves on to tell me that David has moved out of the house and then after a month or so she tells me Stephanie has moved and then after a year or so she tells me Kathy has moved. I find this very bizarre and makes me think what could be her motive behind this information.

Btw, I knew her through one of my male friends who wanted to marry her but then changed his mind about her.[/color]

Could you pls do me a favour?






Yes please...
















Change ur profile picture... Its scaring the shiit out of me.

ojun50:
Ladies pls tell us

Lies.

Vick4rill:
A keen observation will show you how careless most men are in exposing their unclothedness. When a woman wants to ease herself you see her looking for a secluded place. But men just expose themselves any how... You need to visit the mosque during prayers and you see how some men expose themselves shamelessly... Even in the street a guy will just remove his joy stick to urinate with out minding the present of people around... Honestly that habit disgust me alot. The guilty once here l want to know why you do it .. Is it to impress or out of carelessness

Becos we re fvcking proud of it....can you expose urs?

I do it a lot... I live alone and I share fences with three 2 storey compounds full of ladies and kids,their windows are just over looking my own back yard. So when am washing on weekends I am always nakedd and most time I know they're looking from behind the glass windows.... .


If e easy make them grow their own.

Nature is funny.

IamLEGEND1:
ALWAYS REMEMBER THE SACRED CODE BRO....






DON'T LET THOSE FAT AŚSES IN JEANS DECEIVE U

Bro no be fat ass things oh...infact she isn't that beautiful on the outside,but so pretty on the inside.

Jollyjoy:
Hmmmmmmmm op trust once lost can never be regain, once ur friend is dating a gal it will do u good to just murder that affection
like seriously, dating her could cause a rift between you and ur best friend, thereby leading to lost trust.
Forget about that girl, she may not even be worth it..
There are many other girls, know that if she dump her guy for u, she may definetly dump u for someone else.
Beside, there is not like true friend.
If care is not taken you may lose on both side.
Leave that girl alone.

She is just my type and my friend actually dumped her cos she isn't the out going and clubing type... I like ladies like that and she is very God fearing and a very good xtian.. I may never find someone like her again. And I know she likes me...its been a while since they broke up though.

Tomfrench:
This goes for both the guys and the ladies,

How would you react, if your closest friend and room-mate of same sex, opens up to you in the middle of the night, telling you that he or she, has this huge crush and undying love for you, ever since you both met

Drop your comments

I will wear 4 pants and 2 jeans, and leave the bed for him,sleep in one corner of the room holding a pestle and sleep with one eye open that night... The next morning I leave the house for him.



Before the guy go disvirgin my nyash.

Local Politics in Nigeria likely ends like this.

Kio67:
Monday has made it 1007 applications and Cvs I have submitted to various companies.I have submitted online, offline, hard and soft copies but yet no job for the past 4 years. The worst is that am an orphan and no one is willing to help. I don't have uncles or connections to rely on. I trained myself in school which is unizik with a 2.1(PAE) but yet no job. I barely eat nor clothe myself. Matter of fact, am a living bone and suicide is my only option. Am already a living dead. If there's somone out there that can give me breathe again please come to my rescue.

Are you in lagos?

They say its against the guy code or girl code to date your best friends ex.
What if:
1: The person in question liked you and vice versa even when he/she was still in the relationship and you know the only reason they were together was because you were late. Probably becos you like the girl or guy and you were observing her to get to know her more or just shy or as a lady you were just hoping he came to you but his best friend was faster.
2: the person in question is a wife material or a husband material but your best friend is a player and a cheat and didn't care and respected he/she and your best is the reason they broke up and you know she/he likes you.

And you know that dating the person would cause huge friction between you and your best friend from childhood....what would you do?

drealnamdy:
I broke up with my ex cos I discovered she was deeply into lesbianism and was cheating with another guy too... it got soo ugly that the whole situation ended up in a police station with the girlfriend of the guy she was cheating on me with calling to warn me to tell my ex to stay away from her guy or else...I broke up with her afterwards and barely a year later, I met another young pretty lady whom I discoverd was her direct immediate younger sister that just rounded up with her school and waiting for Nysc... I cldnt bring myself to tell her that I once dated her elder sister....now we ve bein together for almost a week and I kinda feel this guilt in me cos this particular young lady is totally diffrnt Frm what her elder sister is....i really don't know how to go about this...I need your candid advise and how I can present this to her without hurting her...

If she is a responsible lady and a wife material go ahead....that's only if you wish to take her seriously.

boombay:
I just came back from France last week and I reside in Akure..
just three days ago i saw a lady around 19yrs of age in a house next to ours...
she is light skinned,beautiful,nice shape and so on..
i really fell in love at first sight..
I sent our gateman to her to get her contact for me which he did...
she gave me her phone number..I waited for some days before I called her.... she responded well and we became friends... we agreed to meet at her gate around 9pm the next day..when we were together she was just smiling and she was just so so so so so friendly!
she hugged me from behind and her breast was touching my body which made Dickson rose.. i was so ashamed buh she didn't notice it sha...she then gave me a peck when I was leaving... after that incident she has been calling me like mad.
she even proposed just two weeks after became friends... she is an introvert buy she tells me everything I want to know...shez honest,jovial (to me alone)
and she loves me like mad!
I'm scared because shez older than me!
wah should I do please??!

Are you stvpid? You just came from france for God sakes and u are in akure with those village girls who would love to even come to lagos....she is older than you And you think she loves you... You better run from her before she charms you....


ODE.

Lol

missKiffy:
Can you marry a virgin, if yes or no, pls give your reasons

A loyal and responsible virgin... Yes.




Some virgins are worse than prost1tutes.

Wale112:
1:coz their mouth odour na die
2:when kissing them dem always dey fond of
pouring spit inside ur mouth
3:instead of kissing u dem go dey busy biting ur
lips as if ur lips are made of kpomo meat
4:when kissing naija babes they are always fond
of frowning their faces
5:omo kissing a naija babe is equivalent to
kissing a mirror wey im surface no smooth
6:u always get chapped lips from kissing a naija
babe
DISCUSS

You and those ur village girls.

Why does it always have to be guyz doin everything to make their girlfriends like them? Why not the other way round or 50 50... No wonder ,igerian ladies see themselves as so important and the men for granted.