lezz:


"Smart" isn't what i want to be considered by you. Move me up the ladder. You're physically anticipable and I am emotionally smitten, intellectually intrigued by you .
Let my eyes behold that which promised the 2nd coming of Romeo and Juliet, and my lips shall losen in psalmic hymns of worship.

Do not be troubled, if you look as chubby as the lass in your DP or as straight as a model gracing the covers of Vogue Paris, i am a man of adjustable tastes, you have got enough sparks in your person to light the fireworks in the bed and off it.

firstEVA:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaAhahahahah u know I have a man, the guy with the greatest swag in the whole world, captainswag225 has stolen my heart away

lezz:
Stale news!!! Any time you mention him there's the big toothed emoji( ) I think I see beyond the shadows. This is a man's talk.

If i could love you the way i hated you,
If i could _fuck you like I e-duelled with you, and if you would fight back like you did- all red passion- you'll be experiencing the most heart stopping fairytale ever told.

Only difference is that a pinch of reassurance will make you realize you're the heroine in your own live-movie.

lezz:
Only thunder? On your account I don't mind, I could take a bullet, anything for you.

Your love is magical, that's how I feel
But I have not the words here to explain
Gone is the grace for expressions of passion
But there are worlds and worlds of ways to explain
To tell you how I feel
But I am speechless, speechless
That's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am far away and nothing is for real
When I'm with you I am lost for words, I don't know what to say
My head's spinning like a carousel, so silently I pray
Helpless and hopeless, that's how I feel inside
Nothing's real, but all is possible if God is on my side
When I'm with you I am in the light where I cannot be found
It's as though I am standing in the place called Hallowed Ground
Speechless, speechless, that's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am far away and nothing is for real
I'll go anywhere and do anything just to touch your face
There's no mountain high I cannot climb
I'm humbled in your grace
Speechless, speechless, that's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am lost for words and nothing is for real
Speechless, speechless, that's how you make me feel

PinkBarbie:
Lol

firstEVA:

iamkingzlee:
Name: Kingsley


Age: "95"


Occupation: Student


Are you single, dating or married: It's complicated....


Those u like on Romance Section: Thesonofmark, Kingtom, Naijaboiy, safarigirl, Kinglekan, ammyluv2002, AWON WEREY CREW!!! and a couple of others


Those u dislike on Romance section: hehehe.. none!!


Those u find annoying: halfrica, mamagee3, airforce1


Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward
to what they have to say): Iamlegend1, Erukumakanaki, sandydayz, kilokeys, vizkiz


Those you follow and wish follows you back: None!


Why do you follow the people you follow: A thousand and one reasons, i tell you! very wonderful people.


NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I really can't say!!


How many PMs do you get on average in a day: My father is not huncle Otedollar naa lessay 3 in a week... because i don't have breast and yansh abi lubbish!!


Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid
quoting: Loads of fučktards on here.


Which Romancelander is fake:Delectablegyal


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand
with if given the chance but won't date: haba naaaa.. What's the point¿


Romancelander you can date or have a crush on
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you
to him/her): Me, i like girls!! I believe crush's are very normal... But, Sandrahnaub will do.


Your favorite Romancelander(s): Kingtom, Peeparty, Dahjhi, mhizkel, mrteymee, adeh39, Kinglekan, prettythicksme


Your favorite mod: Ishilove!!! But, she's no more


Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcork, Iamlegend1, Stupidity


Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: winetapper, Tosyne2much, Wristbangle


Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Iambae, nevi12


Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't
anymore. Reason(s) why? : I'm cool with everyone..


Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/quite
similar to yours: Haven't seen any yet!! It's pretty difficult to fit into one's shoes..


NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Lekinz, stephenqueen


NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: -----


NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in
real life: Pixar, Lekinz, popeferd, norenal, Kingtom, kingtom Kingtom


NLer(S) you consider smart: Naijaboiy, thesonofmark, Twaci, Agarawu23, yourmain,


NL member that tries too hard: Tries too hard


NLer(s) you find intriguing: Flow1759


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from
another NLer: Alot!!!!! I learn them on daily basis


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Thanks to Naijaboiy, Thesonofmark, kingtom, lordoftheweed


Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Very rare ish!!


Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get
to know each other: nevi12


Who do u often agree with: Iamlegend, Ipledge10, Jeffereyjamez, Kelvingraphics, stfuareyouGod(Except on Chelsea matters)


Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Bbsharon, Sandrahnaub, creamish, Marieolae


Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Hian! monkey no fine.. but, him mama like am!


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Tosyne2much, ipledge10, Ginawest, aminat508


Who is Romance section Mr Seriousone who
takes things too serious): Agarawu23, cyprus000


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: lipsealed, mbok!


Cc: Prettythicksme, bbsharon, Twaci, Peeparty, stfuareyougod, mencade5, Iamlegend1

Oya, Comman talk!!!

Laveda:
Firsteva and lezz??

lezz:
I thought nothing still comes as surprise after Buhari won the presidential elections

lezz:
Alright, sweetheart, you didn't do badly with the Michael Jackson lines, that's the kindest words you've said to me in our entire virtual existence. It now carries a new meaning to me.

We are heading to the place where we'll go offline , away from nairaland and away from fiction.

firstEVA:

U once said your phallus was 9 inches, were u for real or you just wanted to steal the moment? I ask so that once we meet we know why we're meeting, no long story, no beating around the bush.

Laveda:
with the way you fought yourselves.....i'm really surprised....wont believe if anyone told me you'll smile at each other......its cool....end time

lezz:
Epic romance often begin with feud, but if you observed it was all smoke and mirrors towards the end.

lezz:
You'll get your chance to gauge my claims, dear.

There are not many assertions I've made here that I can't defend.

I can fill you up readily, watch your breath patterns to appraise how you're coping and adjust my pace and depth accordingly.

You're a natural inspiration.

Pucaxo:
** Grabs prettythicksme boobs popcorn **

prettythicksme:

Pucaxo:

prettythicksme:
U no dey tire?

Pucaxo:
For wetin?

prettythicksme:
Imagination

Pucaxo:



Not when my imagination is overly active

prettythicksme:
Wait till 2030

Pucaxo:
by then that mango go don turn to slippers! . I want the brezz now!

cherryice:
Name: Karen something
Age: Early Twenties

Occupation: Air hostess

Are you single, dating or married: Single

Those u like on Romance Section: Sinizia Laveda Emaprince Nubian113 Truckpusher.
Those u dislike on Romance section: None

Those u find annoying: errrm

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): like seriously...

Those you follow and wish follows you back: no one
Why do you follow the people you follow: Nil

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Truckpusher and Obinoscopy

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I wish there was an app for counting .

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Ignorre ke? . I dnt ignore oo I give back in doses seff

Which Romancelander is fake: Like I care

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Truckpusher
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Truckpusher again
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): cos I have feeling he can fuucck

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Nil

Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelander(s): Dunno
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: I dontt have time to read diaries biko
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: still searching

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: TrapLord

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with
None
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: not telling
NLer(S) you consider smart: Mizmycoli
NL member that tries too hard: pbs4real

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Duhh

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: errrm..
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: I'll come back to this abeg

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: none
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: top secret

Who do u often agree with: Myself very often

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Boboyekini n xp17

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Nil

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: sinizia/tashaamania

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): thesonofmark

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: errrm

Phew! Laveda I hv done itt o

prettythicksme:
Pls for wat ur babe no get brezz abi wat is special about my own?

Pucaxo:
Nothing, I just wanna hear u squeal while I squeeze it

prettythicksme:
Chaii see wahala ooo dey there oo

Pucaxo:
Yes! , and I'll plug pegs on ur nippples till its sore