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Celebrities / Re: Video Of Seun Egbegbe’s Arrest In Ikeja Hits The Internet by Pundad: 11:47am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Onyekwelu7: Very silly comment. Rantings of an illiterate. |
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 9:27am On Nov 16, 2016 |
ELYMAXiimus teddybiyasi jigsawkillah |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pundad: 9:21am On Nov 16, 2016 |
Tallysmallz: Not a chance baby. But you came too late sha. My verse been ready on the deadline. I was even planning to still post if you don't show. 100% of the verse was tailored for you and can't be used for anyone else. |
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 9:18am On Nov 16, 2016 |
Tallysmallz: |
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 9:12am On Nov 16, 2016 |
Diss @ Tally Small Taking the slot, where only true killers fit in It’s now gun action my Index finger’s living, after pulling back from the trigger sitting!! The wicked one up against jews, they all gon be Hitler’s victims But ‘first, I gotta drop this Tally Ho’…like Giyazz writtens!! All signed niccas smitten, I’m bound to kill all Power drill massacre, ‘I could go round and drill all’!! NL battleground will love me, I’m around to thrill all But a lack of self-confidence….. Still the only ground to feel Small!! Your friends won’t end the weekend happy The niggas gon get that work, I’m the slave master who will whip em badly! Kill off your crew in a Battle of wits, cos They Weak Men, Tally! Pun on words so insane, I have to repeat them madly I’ll Kill off your crew in a Battle of wits, cos They Weak Mentally!! Diseased chest, her nîpples are the size of the sores of small pox! This won’t be pleasant for you, cut off small talk She’s a bitch, No man can ‘keep the Tally’ on the scores of smallz fvcks!! Disaster calls, Your life’s on the line, you picked, now death is your answer, smallz slash the rètard, then the bastard falls Graffiti art with her blood on a splattered wall Then Leave this ‘small figure in a box’…like I Gather dolls!!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 9:28pm On Nov 13, 2016 |
Tallysmallz: Post and i follow suit You didn't mention me well, so i just saw the notif. Go on, i checked in first |
Rap Battles / Re: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by Pundad: 8:40pm On Nov 13, 2016 |
teddybiyasi: Verse ready, checked and even dropped a no-show verse. I want the battle to go down...cos i don't want any auto qualification. |
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 8:20pm On Nov 13, 2016 |
this is 8 pm 13th Nov. The deadline. My verse is ready. Where is Tallysmallz? No show verse: I'm a beast, so beware when you treading my path He ran? Nat geo wild believes i would surely would tear him apart?! |
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2016 |
It's all love |
Rap Battles / Re: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by Pundad: 4:04pm On Nov 11, 2016 |
5 bars? Seen |
Rap Battles / Re: The Nairaland Rapbattles Newbies' Tourney -- Sign-up Thread. by Pundad: 12:24pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
In as Pundad 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: **++** Nairaland End Of The Year Cypher -2015 **++** by Pundad: 9:13am On Dec 23, 2015 |
Darkrebel killed this Abeg!!! Very metaphorical and deep. Epic verse. Obesemf's verse was really nice. I liked how he used his verse to speak on things he had experienced and noted here. Liricyst was on battle mode. Seemed like he was angry about something but dope still Limerick was aiit. Nice cypher but more glads needed to be on this |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 8:37am On Dec 23, 2015 |
richommie: LMAO! Thanks bro. Tell your coursemate i'm sorry she got sent out of class. Or better still, can i get her contact so i can apologise myself? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 8:14pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
kr0ne: Lmao.... nice to know you enjoyed it. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 7:15am On Oct 09, 2015 |
I sex bitches to death...i'm the f.ucking grim-reaper/ My dick keep extending in hoes as they scream deeper/ my Thing whip her/ For having a dirty pucci...then my sperm pack the dirt away....Clean sweeper!/ The Thing sweet her/ She come dey lick my lollipop cos no stick is Deemed sweeter/ Even when i been tweet her/ Publicly say my thing miss her/ She never denied her master...she be redeemed peter!/ My c.ock dey fear crow cos she be dick eater/ Now me sef na clit licker/ I'm married to that pucci..right now it holds my ring finger!/ Yea..i'm finger-ing finger-ing.....deep in her!/ I say baby ya pucci is gold...she said i got the midas touch!/ I asked "might i suck?"/ She said 'in-between my legs favors you..i got a bias crouch!'/ Her dry pucci became greatly altered/ Looked like a well-kept garden....trimmed and adequately watered!/ Consumed her vitamins as i sucked on her juices/ Then two fingers plunged in the pucci/ This nigga kept chunking up the deuces!/ Then she said...i've been a bad girl, whip me baby/ I wore my condom, had my d.ick equipped in safety/ Then i started whipping crazy/ Mehn, the chick no lazy/ Was a fated union...the way both our hips kept running into each other!!!/ for..for..for..fork me harder...Oh now..the chick stutters?!/ forked her so hard till the bish shuddered/ OH!!! BABY!!! CRAZY!!! I've cum..the bish muttered/ i removed the squeezed rubber/ Then i spread my white cum all over her like its cheesebutter!/ Need to get back to office fast,i need to be a quickrunner/ I grabbed my clothes..and as i ran off..she yelled "greet ya boss for me"...Am his daughter!" TO BE CONTINUED! 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pundad: 7:50pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
liricyst: Obesemf..you too. |
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 7:36pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
mikuz: Mikuz? Don't worry....i won't pull out like elymax. Let's do this 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 7:35pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
liricyst: awoof? like you could lock horns with me? After my tourney...i will put you in your place |
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 12:24pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
gottoboy: mikuz...give me gottoboy you take limerick 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 9:22am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Me me me...i signed up na.... Hook me up |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 9:02am On Sep 06, 2015 |
She said "pundad be my loving man"/ Bleep this bish...all i got is a "forking plan"/ take this dick...start with the some sucking mehn/ deep breaths..I'm relaxed when she's sucking, damn!/ then am like..wait let me put my cork in thine/ she said "pls pls, anyone but the doggystyle"/ Oh missionary bish? so we can hug with style/ "pundad you so difficult..okay doggy's fine"/ then i begin run am roughly...rugby style/ Monica must be high on brandy...cos she kept screaming the boy is mine!/ i let out a cocky smile/ bitch i've never see a pussy tha ever got me tied/ she says ok pls switch let me see pun's great eyes/ i did and put her legs about my neck like some corporate ties!/ na so i cme dey Bleep..come dey Bleep/ but she wan dey talk...wan dey talk/ She says "say you love me baby"/ i said " move your hips too..don't be lazy"/ She said ok..action speaks better than words..you love me insanely cos you fork me crazy!/ I'm like you are forking crazy/ just keep ya eyes up dey peep ceiling/ She like "the way you go in very well...baby tell me you have deep feelings!"/ Then she comes first...and she keeps screaming/ Damn..what is this feeling/ me sef come dey make OH OH OH..like i just realized something/ she then had my dick realigned softly/ out off pucci and said pls cum on my tommy/ i did...she was happy till i said "she trained you well..i also poured cum on your mummy"/ 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 8:55am On Sep 05, 2015 |
danbrowndmf:thanks gee |
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 8:52am On Sep 05, 2015 |
am so in! Signing in sharperly! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 12:13am On Sep 04, 2015 |
All i spit on the mic are true/ cos all i write are right and true/ i could spit nice or cruel/ cos i mix it up like it's rice and stew!/ Listen to things i yarn/ even if you don't think i can/ I'm the angel who brings you harm/ cos i'm hard and soft..like i'm beans and yam!!/ your chick don't do shakara on bed/ she's so akada with head/ she makes me mara on bed/ when my brown thing enters hole.....akara and bread!!!!!// I hope that you got shelter/ to protect you from this cross elder/ I spark more than tools from your welder/ and you go dey in soup like you be hot eba!/ Go bring pepe with his craze ish/ when i dey drink shepe in my base,bish/ I go do like i want prepare a great dish/ and pound una well like pepper n crayfish!!/ 4 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 10:52pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Supermiy: Do you have anything heavy to offer?/ or something peppery to others?/ No?! Bleep you standing there for then?... Just drop the menu...i will summon you when i'm ready to order!!!!/ |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 5:32pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Geoxpress: Geo...you still forever dumb!/ i heard hiphop was dead..but with your verse, i doubt it was ever born!/ 3 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: //&********<<<the Nairaland Rapbattles Learning Thread>>>*******&// by Pundad: 7:53pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Tips on flow and crafting punches CC kr0ne coogar darkrebel666 ELYMAXiimus |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 9:04am On Jun 27, 2015 |
Ibime: Me Likey! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 9:00am On Jun 27, 2015 |
Supermiy: Wack |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 6:05am On Jun 23, 2015 |
Limerick: I know...but i used ibime cos he's dope..and the nigga was dissing him |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 5:58am On Jun 23, 2015 |
007Bruce: Whatever mehn. Ain't gonna argue jack with you. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 5:56am On Jun 23, 2015 |
Supermiy: it took a whole 24hrs before the wackling guy rose/ to complete a quatrian but couldn't match my cracking fly prose/ I'm ma rattle up the mehn/ Bleep a battle of the pen.....i would even win this dumb Bleep....if we were tapping biros!/ if we select dopes..no one would appoint the fool/ Been around here for a while but still disappoint us, true!/ all that matters to me are your eye & brain so i conjoin the two/ and pass my dick through....to imply to you....that i'll Bleep your point of view/ |
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