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Celebrities / Re: Video Of Seun Egbegbe’s Arrest In Ikeja Hits The Internet by Pundad: 11:47am On Nov 24, 2016
Onyekwelu7:
Very big disgrace to his Yoruba ppl

Very silly comment. Rantings of an illiterate.
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 9:27am On Nov 16, 2016
ELYMAXiimus teddybiyasi jigsawkillah
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pundad: 9:21am On Nov 16, 2016
Tallysmallz:
Oh lord.. pundad should pull a no show please.... sad

Not a chance baby.
But you came too late sha. My verse been ready on the deadline.

I was even planning to still post if you don't show. 100% of the verse was tailored for you and can't be used for anyone else.
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 9:18am On Nov 16, 2016
Tallysmallz:
Diss @Pundad



Hello dad,
I'm writing from earth. How is hell?/
You weren't hot over here hope you getting burnt there?/

I came here with rods/
to leave ya in knocks/

The last time you ever 'came'? mum says she forgot/
cos your thing sucks/ that sh1t be looking like what we gonna see beneath the protruding belle of donald trump/

cos damn the sh1t is small..... like the 'zee' in tallysmallz!/

This people are gonna know all the things we shared/
We dont miss you dad, we miss your death!/

so before we embark on this journey of reviewing your pers/
Let me first 'delete pun' like blessedmarshal when she visiting the spouse/!

I hate this stuff... especially when i tell folks that you're impotent/
Take a test of being a father, he'll fail!/
So i'll give dad 'a knock in the head' like when momma is tryna get you laid!/

ok enough of your deficiencies/
don't blame me, blame yourself cos you loosing here, please!/

You'll get clipped like hanging an undies/
Give him a shot in the head cos that sh1t dysfunctional/

I hate the fact that he left thinking I was his one seed/
cos dad never had a fruit
no nahhh...
not with the watery things he cu.ms with!/

Yours sincerely, a babe that was never your daughter.
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 9:12am On Nov 16, 2016
Diss @ Tally Small


Taking the slot, where only true killers fit in
It’s now gun action my Index finger’s living,
after pulling back from the trigger sitting!!
The wicked one up against jews, they all gon be Hitler’s victims
But ‘first, I gotta drop this Tally Ho’…like Giyazz writtens!! All signed niccas smitten, I’m bound to kill all
Power drill massacre, ‘I could go round and drill all’!!
NL battleground will love me, I’m around to thrill all
But a lack of self-confidence….. Still the only ground to feel Small!!
Your friends won’t end the weekend happy
The niggas gon get that work, I’m the slave master who will whip em badly!
Kill off your crew in a Battle of wits, cos They Weak Men, Tally!
Pun on words so insane, I have to repeat them madly
I’ll Kill off your crew in a Battle of wits, cos They Weak Mentally!!
Diseased chest, her nîpples are the size of the sores of small pox!
This won’t be pleasant for you, cut off small talk
She’s a bitch, No man can ‘keep the Tally’ on the scores of smallz fvcks!!
Disaster calls,
Your life’s on the line, you picked, now death is your answer, smallz
slash the rètard, then the bastard falls
Graffiti art with her blood on a splattered wall
Then Leave this ‘small figure in a box’…like I Gather dolls!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 9:28pm On Nov 13, 2016
Tallysmallz:
Let's post pun

Post and i follow suit

You didn't mention me well, so i just saw the notif.

Go on, i checked in first
Rap Battles / Re: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by Pundad: 8:40pm On Nov 13, 2016
teddybiyasi:
paayne vs blessedmarshal

*tallysmallz vs pundad

*jerrythafinisher vs drisklef

*mrkang vs hydrogen



y'all should get yo games on


Verse ready, checked and even dropped a no-show verse.
I want the battle to go down...cos i don't want any auto qualification.
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 8:20pm On Nov 13, 2016
this is 8 pm 13th Nov. The deadline.

My verse is ready. Where is Tallysmallz?


No show verse:

I'm a beast, so beware when you treading my path
He ran? Nat geo wild believes i would surely would tear him apart?!
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Pundad: 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2016
It's all love
Rap Battles / Re: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by Pundad: 4:04pm On Nov 11, 2016
5 bars?

Seen
Rap Battles / Re: The Nairaland Rapbattles Newbies' Tourney -- Sign-up Thread. by Pundad: 12:24pm On Nov 05, 2016
In as Pundad

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Rap Battles / Re: **++** Nairaland End Of The Year Cypher -2015 **++** by Pundad: 9:13am On Dec 23, 2015
Darkrebel killed this Abeg!!! Very metaphorical and deep. Epic verse.

Obesemf's verse was really nice. I liked how he used his verse to speak on things he had experienced and noted here.

Liricyst was on battle mode. Seemed like he was angry about something but dope still

Limerick was aiit.

Nice cypher but more glads needed to be on this
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 8:37am On Dec 23, 2015
richommie:




Hahahahahahahaha grin
showed a female course-mate dis. . write-up. . .she laughed. lecturer chase her commot for class..lolzz

Nice one pundad


#YOLO


LMAO! Thanks bro. Tell your coursemate i'm sorry she got sent out of class. Or better still, can i get her contact so i can apologise myself?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 8:14pm On Oct 09, 2015
kr0ne:

Useless boy. grin grin grin


Poetic Llaykorn, I see u. Nice one.

Lmao.... nice to know you enjoyed it. grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 7:15am On Oct 09, 2015
I sex bitches to death...i'm the f.ucking grim-reaper/
My dick keep extending in hoes as they scream deeper/
my Thing whip her/
For having a dirty pucci...then my sperm pack the dirt away....Clean sweeper!/
The Thing sweet her/
She come dey lick my lollipop cos no stick is Deemed sweeter/
Even when i been tweet her/
Publicly say my thing miss her/
She never denied her master...she be redeemed peter!/
My c.ock dey fear crow cos she be dick eater/
Now me sef na clit licker/
I'm married to that pucci..right now it holds my ring finger!/
Yea..i'm finger-ing finger-ing.....deep in her!/
I say baby ya pucci is gold...she said i got the midas touch!/ cheesy
I asked "might i suck?"/
She said 'in-between my legs favors you..i got a bias crouch!'/
Her dry pucci became greatly altered/
Looked like a well-kept garden....trimmed and adequately watered!/
Consumed her vitamins as i sucked on her juices/
Then two fingers plunged in the pucci/
This nigga kept chunking up the deuces!/ grin
Then she said...i've been a bad girl, whip me baby/
I wore my condom, had my d.ick equipped in safety/
Then i started whipping crazy/
Mehn, the chick no lazy/
Was a fated union...the way both our hips kept running into each other!!!/
for..for..for..fork me harder...Oh now..the chick stutters?!/
forked her so hard till the bish shuddered/
OH!!! BABY!!! CRAZY!!! I've cum..the bish muttered/
i removed the squeezed rubber/
Then i spread my white cum all over her like its cheesebutter!/
Need to get back to office fast,i need to be a quickrunner/
I grabbed my clothes..and as i ran off..she yelled "greet ya boss for me"...Am his daughter!"
TO BE CONTINUED!

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pundad: 7:50pm On Sep 08, 2015
liricyst:
darkrebel...elymax both pulled out?!!!!
limerick joking about wanting in
giyazz signing in twice and pulling out twice
ibime,kr0ne,emaprince and coogar retired.

Mikuz....maybe you should just pull out and make this a noob competition. Cos this is smooth sailing for you...no disrespect to any cat signed up

Obesemf..you too.
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 7:36pm On Sep 08, 2015
mikuz:


Mikuz battles Pundad on the 13th while Gottoboy ll trade tackles with Limerick the next day.

Mikuz? Don't worry....i won't pull out like elymax. Let's do this

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Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 7:35pm On Sep 08, 2015
liricyst:


lol.....mikuz don collect awoof.

awoof? like you could lock horns with me? After my tourney...i will put you in your place
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 12:24pm On Sep 07, 2015
gottoboy:

Lime is in, let's share between Pundad nd Limerick

mikuz...give me gottoboy
you take limerick

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Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 9:22am On Sep 06, 2015
Me me me...i signed up na....

Hook me up
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 9:02am On Sep 06, 2015
She said "pundad be my loving man"/
Bleep this bish...all i got is a "forking plan"/
take this dick...start with the some sucking mehn/
deep breaths..I'm relaxed when she's sucking, damn!/
then am like..wait let me put my cork in thine/
she said "pls pls, anyone but the doggystyle"/
Oh missionary bish? so we can hug with style/
"pundad you so difficult..okay doggy's fine"/
then i begin run am roughly...rugby style/
Monica must be high on brandy...cos she kept screaming the boy is mine!/
i let out a cocky smile/
bitch i've never see a pussy tha ever got me tied/
she says ok pls switch let me see pun's great eyes/
i did and put her legs about my neck like some corporate ties!/
na so i cme dey Bleep..come dey Bleep/
but she wan dey talk...wan dey talk/
She says "say you love me baby"/
i said " move your hips too..don't be lazy"/
She said ok..action speaks better than words..you love me insanely cos you fork me crazy!/
I'm like you are forking crazy/
just keep ya eyes up dey peep ceiling/
She like "the way you go in very well...baby tell me you have deep feelings!"/
Then she comes first...and she keeps screaming/
Damn..what is this feeling/
me sef come dey make OH OH OH..like i just realized something/
she then had my dick realigned softly/
out off pucci and said pls cum on my tommy/
i did...she was happy
till i said "she trained you well..i also poured cum on your mummy"/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 8:55am On Sep 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
funny bars ;Dfunny bars
thanks gee
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by Pundad: 8:52am On Sep 05, 2015
am so in!
Signing in sharperly!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 12:13am On Sep 04, 2015
All i spit on the mic are true/
cos all i write are right and true/
i could spit nice or cruel/
cos i mix it up like it's rice and stew!/ grin grin

Listen to things i yarn/
even if you don't think i can/
I'm the angel who brings you harm/
cos i'm hard and soft..like i'm beans and yam!!/ grin grin grin

your chick don't do shakara on bed/
she's so akada with head/
she makes me mara on bed/
when my brown thing enters hole.....akara and bread!!!!!// cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy

I hope that you got shelter/
to protect you from this cross elder/
I spark more than tools from your welder/
and you go dey in soup like you be hot eba!/ cheesy

Go bring pepe with his craze ish/
when i dey drink shepe in my base,bish/
I go do like i want prepare a great dish/
and pound una well like pepper n crayfish!!/ cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 10:52pm On Aug 28, 2015
Supermiy:
whats up long time gee/hope you're ready to get served...bon appetite!

Do you have anything heavy to offer?/
or something peppery to others?/
No?! Bleep you standing there for then?...
Just drop the menu...i will summon you when i'm ready to order!!!!/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 5:32pm On Aug 26, 2015
Geoxpress:
lol...

wen i grab macs, id hit him with much/gusto till he feeling me cus/the punch would definitely burst/his head nd if he tries to form a judge here, id bring him to 'book' wen i beat him to 'pulp' /

crazy how they say im wack,/wen i still gain my rank/

im d type u dnt wnt to fucckk with/im d type dt would clap u, nd have the audience applauding/

im the real goon, wit real tools/try me id shove a gun in ur ass, make it swift too/pool of blood, is what my gees swim through/cus our bombs are like mess, wen we detonate d thing boom!/

how yall gon beat that? /kr0ne you really think im still wack? /

who tha fucck is Jason? /i be killing gees leave niggs contemplating/i got d shitt,i got d flow im d mainstream/

beatch niggas think dey rock it yo? /i aint d one you should fucck with yo/i can be dope wen i wanna, wack wen i wanna dts real skill u mofucking hoes/Jason i been popping heads, nd urs? imma 'pop it here', like a puppet show! /

wtf u think u are man?/u droppd a few rhymes, now u think u can jump in my spar man?/i jst laughed, looked all yo verdicts and im like na man... /

bt i dnt wana battle you, u aint on my level/i could drop ur asss right here, nairaland is the venue/

i aint dropping punchlines, not yet tho/i bring fire to this thread like a candle/

read battle raps, i know how its done in fb and in here/u think u can come here to drop a silly punch, while niggs pretend?/that they like ur flow nd hit share/

u think thats what matters in a battle?/the number of likes nd shares?/u on a long thing, thats right ma man/

bt look here, next time dont do that shitt/or imma write ur name in my bullet fo' i pull d trigger, dts hw i introduce my clips! /


FOH!

Geo...you still forever dumb!/ i heard hiphop was dead..but with your verse, i doubt it was ever born!/

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Rap Battles / Re: //&********<<<the Nairaland Rapbattles Learning Thread>>>*******&// by Pundad: 7:53pm On Jun 27, 2015
Tips on flow and crafting punches

CC kr0ne coogar darkrebel666 ELYMAXiimus
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 9:04am On Jun 27, 2015
Ibime:
. . . . .

Haters bled/ from the taste of lead/
cos the bullet trajectory . . . .is laser led!/
I’ll put the scope on a snitch. . . .if he calling inspectors/
He better pray the beam hit the wall. . . . like Panasonic Projectors!/
cos my rifle known for falling defectors/
cos I fired more streetsweepers. . . . than LAWMA directors!/


Me Likey!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 9:00am On Jun 27, 2015
Supermiy:

..Bitch My Mentions Ain't Working Well..Reason I Don't Get To See Your Normal Rants/
Took Me 24 Hrs?..Nigga I Could Kill You Within A Sec To Clear Ya Sober Doubts/
But Why You All Up On My Diick,i Ain't Gay...Like An English Term..It's Not "Proper now"!
..
..

Wack
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 6:05am On Jun 23, 2015
Limerick:
naah

bars gets the highest number of mentions on this section

I know...but i used ibime cos he's dope..and the nigga was dissing him
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 5:58am On Jun 23, 2015
007Bruce:
you know you're liricyst.. stop playing around.

Whatever mehn. Ain't gonna argue jack with you.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 5:56am On Jun 23, 2015
Supermiy:
Pundad

..Keep Butting Into My Freestyles,brother/
..See I Just Ignored Ya Rants And Went Further/
..No One Cares If You The Baddest Rapper/
..Its Not That You Don't Have weight[/i] Or[/i] Occupy[/i] Space[/i]..To Our Lives You Just Don't Matter[/i]

it took a whole 24hrs before the wackling guy rose/
to complete a quatrian but couldn't match my cracking fly prose/
I'm ma rattle up the mehn/
Bleep a battle of the pen.....i would even win this dumb Bleep....if we were tapping biros!/

if we select dopes..no one would appoint the fool/
Been around here for a while but still disappoint us, true!/
all that matters to me are your eye & brain so i conjoin the two/
and pass my dick through....to imply to you....that i'll Bleep your point of view/

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