₦airaland Forum

Officialgarri:
I learnt you just matriculated last week..... In your school

She just gained admission.
They r yet to matriculate.

Aunty mfon welldone o.

Blackfire:
Rubbish news




We the youths stand with Abba kyari

You and your papa Abi?

Unrepentant monkey.

You will land in US one way or another.
Only way to escape it is either u die mysteriously. The world watches how this ends. I pray buharis stubbornness gets in the way again.

Moferere:
When we said that the Illiterate Peoples of Biafra (IPoBs) are terrorists, they said that we should keep quiet.
They wanted to use Oyigbo as their hideouts, Wike flushed them out. Their kinsmen were ranting everywhere on the internet.
Imo suddenly became their safe haven. Now, the repercussions are here.
The monsters you made have now come to hunt you.

If only the things that give birth to u people can stop drinking cow urine and bathing in them, u people will have small sense.

If students can do this for a lecturer in Nigeria, then just know the lecturer is definitely a good person. No doubt.

InvestingExpert:
Sounds unreal though


You might as well join my what's app tv where I post football news and memes

I know you'll love it

Link in the signature below post

Your WhatsApp TV sounds unreal too...WhatsApp dey produce TV now?

Monogamy:
Here we go
Here we come
There she goes

Common shatttap there.

I wrote about this guy last year here and said he was a criminal who shouldn't be celebrated zombies attacked me...some one who does clean ups? what do I know?

drightguy:
Can ever report good news?

Na nairaland messenger of doom the boy be.

Money that can't buy a bottle of drink!
This life sha

myhero:
Na Toyota get Venza naaa.. So what's funny or wrong in him writing Toyota venza??

People like u will buy first and ask questions later.
OP receive sense small.

Staphylococcus:
You spot-on!

He is not perfect, got his flaws, but one of the best we had in last 2 decades.

If Nigeria moved at this pace in last 2 decades, it can never be this worst.

PDP 16 years was shambles and a draw back to this great Nation. A party that could not even complete its own National secretariat


God bless President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

Your disease is sha worrying your brain now.
Try and get some treatment u hear?

Life na turn by turn my brother...na their own turn.

NkanAkpanika:
You need sense honestly.. you should go deep to do your own research to your taste bro

Listen to the message but your own is no kill the messenger first. Smh.

MrColdsweat:
Why can't you use all this time and energy to improve the quality of your life?

As in eh...the thing alone is disgusting. See d. Face of the thing seeking attention. Oyigboupdate crook and him are one person btw.

DoggoneDogg:

Igboho the grand commander of Oduduwa republic, great Afonja warrior and invincible bulletproof monk has been reduced to a mere prisoner in chains.

After today, if he see ordinary chickens fighting in his neighbourhood, he will report to the nearest police station like a good citizen.

Vulture griller well done o

jmoore:
Why are some folks clapping for the closure of the market? Is it an achievement?

I expected Millions of Ipob members near the court in Abuja today.


Some Ipob members are threatening schools in Aba to shutdown.


Stupidity at its peak!!!


Cowards that can't go to Abuja to see their supreme leader. They bragged they will invade Abuja in their millions today but they want sit at home.

Will u shatttap ur smelly mouth

Kaduna1stson:
Serves him right

For all these yoruba people ganging up with ibos to tear Nigeria apart, we will deal with all of you. All of you cannot match the fulani might.

Dem refill your brain with omo water

Staphylococcus:
Point of correction please. Their is nothing beautiful about Port Harcourt.

Outside. Cultism, nothing else is beautiful about the state.

Port Harcourt had the beautiful status about 3 decades ago.

Comparing Port Harcourt with Uyo is an insult, disgrace and ridicule to Uyo.

Me Sef I tire.
Ordinary air u breathe in uyo is healthy compared to black sooth ph.

Its a nice place to raise kids and live quietly
But in terms of everything else, I'd give it up to pH.

sarrki:
Atimes some of you just spew thrash due to oversabi

Will u keep quiet.

Same way you grew from a child to an adult....puberty and all took place, same way you will evolve. 1st year is usually hard but remain committed to the cause.
With time you will realize that your social cycle changes. You will get more comfortable with your kind and it gets more awesome by the way.

Oh and a bit more .... Same way u have met efulefus who didn't contribute to ur life as a single dude, u will meet some married couples who r efulefus too...don't be shocked, shake them off and don't allow them rub off anything u and your wife can't allows in your home. After a few years u may become stuck with just another couple or two u can count on and you guys bonded with.

Simply say Nigerian used or registered vehicle.

The car is over 10years old so it being registered for 4months in Nigeria makes no difference.

Charge your phone dummy

Petyr1:
Virus is not animal though

Leave the mushin Albert fakestein let him be writing rubbish.

favor914:
Let them go & register with CAC & start paying taxes in Nigeria, you Peasant wailers must cry about everything, enemies of your own progress, mumus because you think twitter cares about you black people in Africa?

Just shatttap already

Was wondering what the wife had to do with this and why she was arrested in the first place.

Pls why are BMC suddenly everywhere writing a new narrative about igboho? I've seen things like land grabber, tout etc...why didnt we hear all these ones before now o? Una no dey tire?
Urchins....

Where r those 30k a month useless urchins that won't let us hear word if it is igboho or Nnamdi KANU making news....please o come and tell us about how your darling daddy is making the nation the best on earth after empowering his Fulani brothers with uniforms and guns.

Mynd44:
Looool so Kenya owes you an explanation on a person arrested on request by the inteeligence agency of a friendly country? No they don't.

The Kenyan government can deny this from now till eternity and Nigeria does not also owe you an explanation as to how he was arrested. You can conjure whatever you want.

It has always been the way of international security issue

When I read this I realized how useless nairaland is. To think of it that u r a moderator.
Viva La lawless Nigeria.
Viva La useless Nairaland with its shameless mods.

Niece:
You want to split from Nigeria yet you can't do without cows. The northerners you guys don't want to see gave you those cows remember.

Senseless talk.
Was it for free?
Abi the money paid went back to cubana