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For those who may find them selves in such situation...we ain't praying for such, but
Pls do not pour water.
Do not use sand.
Simply soak a towel in water and calmly cover the gas.
It stops the fire instantly.
It takes courage but then it could save lives if quickly done.

Palehair:
As if you know what love is. Let's be honest, Nigerians including myself will never understand or know what love is. All we marry for is for companionship and to further our line. At least 95% marry for that purpose, that's why we will never understand this because we don't fall in love

First reason for marriage is for companionship,but u wouldn't know any of that.
Then if u were married long enough, you'd know that love is just 30% and commitment 70%
You actually sound like u r drunk and can't make a coherent sentence.
I don't even know I took to replying a stupid comment as this.
If u r gay, stay gay and best keep shut rather than come here to speak gibberish cos u won't like how this would end for u.

Dem for allow this guy spend one more night for cell make that pile kill am die.
Disgusting thing.

ruggedtimi:
okay bro!! If you dont mind i can drop my contact in your mail box.

Please go ahead.
How well do you know calabar and Uyo?

ruggedtimi:
I concur with the uniport girls syndrome, Well if you are looking for a driver in ph i am interested

Lol. My two drivers are doing a great job so far. but, if there is need for another driver, I would let you know first.

informative.
MODs oya save lives Biko nu.
I rather be a 10 seconds man than take contorted enhancers.
People get mind sha.

You will make a horrible sales man.
Tueh!

I agree with the man above me.

Shebi na actress u call her?
Na script she dey act so.

Israel the air bender...abi na punch bender.
Same sensation u get watching this guy fight is same u get watching Messi dribble past 4men to score a goal.

At this rate, it will right to say that after Buhari's tenure APC will be raped by other parties and slowly fade away.

SolexxBarry:
Let love lead

If I slap u eh...
Which Mumu love is leading where?
Be very careful my friend.

tooth4tooth:
Fine! The notebook you are using for your project,you gave it to girl who is a perpetual liar. Which kain mumu love be that. I think your education comes first before anything else. This is where you are annoying.

The laptop was seized by her boyfriend she claimed to be her bestie and yet she has the gut to lie to you that it was stolen. My brother you are the sidekick. This is where she's annoying

The yeye boyfriend sef instead of him to gather some money to get himself a laptop, he's there taking advantage of his mumu girlfriend.

Go get your stuff by any means possible or else ,you are OYO. Or you still believe one her mumu daddy will get you another one Use your head oo

The boy win gold medal in mumuness

Oya advisers carry on..
I'm sleeping this super story out

Pile?

He doesn't know there's no bail on weekends?

okomile:
And how is this news?

Ubers drivers are human beings too. Majority are highly educated!

Waka pass madam

Not just highly educated, but u will be shocked to know that some of us use our cars to do these uber/taxify to cure boredom.
I personally drive on bolt evening hours and have two other cars registered that solely give me money from transportation.

People automatically see us as slaves when they get into the back seat, unless of course the advanced kinda people.
A typical uniport girl feels like a goddess when a guy she went to see at a hotel is booking her a ride and opening d back door for her.

My first fallout happened to be a case of asking a little girl probably born in the 90's if not early 2000 to stop smoking in my car.
Luckily I was driving thru elelenwo police station. All the policemen there know me cos they most times work with us. I stopped the car there n and the first two policewomen there were so happy to see me....left the girl there and u won't bliv same girl cussing my lineage was the one begging me.


Most riders I've carried especially those ones using bonus rides for some unknown reason have this kinda slave master mentality that works for them once they enter a cab.
I have learnt to be silent. Unless the rider engages me, I rarely say a word. There r still the nice ones out there though that will be nice to compliment u or occasionally ask u to sit out with them.

Different sides to being a bolt driver sha

My respect for Jazzy just increased.

How is this news?
The gods decided to punish aba with the worst set of leaders.
The land will flow with milk and honey once again when they are done paying for their crimes.... (I don't even know d crimes so don't ask me o)

TeamLeader:
Eye don de pain you

I don't partake in such life stressing nonsense my brother...happy findings lol

How the mighty have fallen yakata!
See Oshomole singing like a broken record.
Oga is even confused on who and where the battle he's facing is coming from. Before it wasn't Obaseki now he's blaming him.
Osho is about running crazy somebody hold him. I come dey pity Osho.

this story get as e be...
Nevertheless,
God bless u Pastor FuFu for blessing them with 1million Naira.
Meanwhile this one I'm seeing 36million and 50million monthly spent by the church Abeg who don hear of this church before?

I know someone who would love to serve in the church.

Pls, all you brain dead morons throwing away babies... Kindly come to Nairaland and write that u can't take care of a child from wedlock and would like to give him/her out....we will adopt or help you rightly send that child to a good home.
Imagine fooools who can't create life throwing away such a precious innocent soul. What were they thinking she'd give birth to? IPhone12?

leksite120:
Cassalinda, don't mind him, you're beautiful, many guys here just like to lie as pride, you're pretty.

Asslicker spoted.
This one doesn't know anything about OP yet.
I laugh in Porto Rico.

Kingsteve:
So finally, this is the supposedly 'beautiful you', you've been disturbing our peace with?

You're just ordinary joor.
If you walked past, I don't think you'll turn heads.
In summary: you're nothing close to beautiful, you're just there...average at best!
And please, stop flattering yourself!
Thanks!

As in eh...
If only we knew it was one old mama youngie.
No wonder she no gree that guy rest. This one don go Shiloh tire.

How can I unread/unsee this rubbish?

Inside life o!
Just yesterday Oshomole was dishing order and talking recklessly like he owned Nigeria.
Today he is humbled, everything and everyone that once laughed with him, working against him and IGP is warning him chai.
Politics is a crazy game.

Thoseen30:
He should at least talk to her about it so incase of next time

So the first time talking to her about lateness was not enough?
He needs a second and third maybe fourth n fifth talk before it will get into her head right?

Ever considered that this might be her habit and it takes a reaction like that to help her break the stupid lateness habit ?

My sentiments since I last saw this on twitter hasn't changed.

I will Carry that lady to another state and drop her there then we now apologize to each other and start allover again.
As a single lady with no responsibilities like preparing three kids for church service how dare u keep a man waiting for over 1hr 30mins?
Even after she was warned.

Some will say it's her testing the guys patience. Patience kill her there.
That's sheer wickedness.
chief scummander with an ugly behavior.

Dereformer:
Please stay away from beer. It will kill you.

Why put asunder between a man and his beer?
How dare you?

I can relate...

My cousin dropped me off at the airport I still got back to ph,drove down to aba to collect my clothes from my tailor...dude got home as I just passed oyigbo on my way back.

No even will I permit my shadow go back to that state for any reason.

This OP was definitely drunk and has probably passed out in the toilet.
When he wakes up he will come and explain what manner of fvckery he just wrote.

OP people like u won't make heaven...
Just for 5k you want to stress these people abi?