₦airaland Forum

Nairafame1:
Jeez

Na u post news...
Na u still comment like say u just dey read Wetin u post.

Seriously, konji can in an unchecked second just make somebody destroy all he has attained in years.

He should come and explain how inserting a finger and pressing boob's was supposed to connect to food poisoning. Agbaya.

Village people were just playing calabash in his head and he was dancing to it.
Let him bear the consequences of his actions.

That d man moved on so quickly is what the lady can't comprehend.
Meaning that she hoped he'd remain wrecked emotionally with her departure.
Unfortunately it wasn't so... There r people u will meet and forget your life's worries in a second.
The must must be very lucky to have healed so quick and moved on.

This will pass away, nothing will be done...just as many other cases have been swept under d carpet in d past.
Necessary bills to checkmate the police and protect the lives of the people won't be passed, you will only see all of them fulanis from Niger state sponsor bills that's will only favour them

I will pretend I understood what I just read.

......

Whatever this man is smoking isn't made in Nigeria.

Best news heard this week!

If you read this and understood perfectly with ease, just know that u have successfully passed madness stage2. Roaming the streets is stage 3.

SassyGem101:
who you?

who else?
I miss u too babe.

SassyGem101:
Hey.. I won't have you or anyone make jest of him.
He was dear to me even though the whole thing crashed. And I still miss him.

Precious is that you?
How dare u call me short on a faceless forum?
U think I won't know your handwriting here abi?
I will show u real definition of demon....wait, u still miss me?
Why didn't u just tell me?

sapientia:
You better stop this rubbish.

Here and right now.

Don't worry I can guarantee you that Sango will give him a befitting slap if he doesn't stop right now.

Somebody must be blamed lol.
Me I still blame Barça for allowing Liverpool win them with a 4goal lead last year. That gave rise to Liverpool thinking they are now all powerful.
Well someone had to remind them that they are Shit....
ATM Una well done o jare!
If they like let them kill d same goal keeper that had been their lord n saviour for a while now lol.

We did not send her to study medicine.
Not all dreams mature.
Stethoscope isn't for everyone.
Like everybody determined to go to school, she has gone to school and graduated.
This is Nigeria, where degrees can sometimes be meaningless.
Since u excelled so easy in Botany, find out how u will help in helping heal the world. The word "Green" has a Lotta money to be made from it if u cut your onions well.
Use ur head before motor jam u.

orisa37:
Oshiomhole will get one from Geneva one day. Ganduje is a Gang up chop n chop Embezzler.

Oshiomole is getting nothing bro. His case ends sadly (that's if this d end of d road for him)
Not even the remote village of Toto in nassarawa will acknowledge him.

Come how many experiences you don get in one night sef?
Your stupidity is legendary sha o!
Respect!

famouscargo4u:
If you know where I can get big scorpions kindly hit me up urgently.

Visit Abidjan. Thank me later.

davidpeace99:
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David have u been faithful in cleaning only your wife?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Abi?
The chinko babe looks prettier after d fight...

odinga1of:
Dear MTN,

Kindly check your new numbers wella, make Una nor go add Gov. Umar Ganduje daughter own mistakenly

Anybody that got that one, sorry will will be his middle name.


He will be barnished, dethroned and exiled.

Also excommunicated and castrated....

Pls send him my way for more beatings...
Oni ranu

La click la lose your preek

satelliteDISH:
He is a human being first. Have conscious dear sister. A RIP condolence from you won't do you any harm.

Shebi conscious?
She will never have it.
It's no longer sold in the market?

I can relate.
Stuff is mind boggling.
U will be replaying it in ur head like WTF just happened. When did she scream? Was there tight even for a sec? Did u see blood? Oya did she even moan out of pains?

2011...same thing happened to me. Chooked preek, express entry. Thank God say I no carry disease. Till today aunty is still telling me I am her number one... Number one kee u there!

kestolove95:
Buhari is a useless man

Very very useless...

Dear OP, I was passing by and saw your heading. It may me briefly stop by to tell you that your madness may be incurable. Keep it up

Helicobacter:
Can you imagine

I can imagine the Freshness of the bread, nutella or mayonnaise to go and a glass of orange juice they'd serve me when I'm about going out.