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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Or My Boss Who Should I Choose? by punisha: 8:03am On Mar 25, 2020
Only u will copy news from another platform
Only u will now add HELLO NAIRALANDERS and even forget to remove the keep me anonymous part.
Only u will now pretend that it's about u just to chase clout.
Continue o.
HealthRe: My Experience With Covid 19 Last Night In Abuja by punisha: 8:31pm On Mar 24, 2020
sad

Please how is this an experience with COVID-19? To slap u eh just dey hungry me. Tueh!

By the time this phases away, people like you would have written book with titles like :

" How COVID-19 passed by my house"

"21 ways to kill COVID-19 by sleeping"
PoliticsRe: Abia State Distributes Sanitizers With Governors' Picture by punisha: 8:27pm On Mar 24, 2020
He's running for third term.
Shekau his running mate.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Speaks On COVID-19, Says We Don't Have Enough Hospital Spaces (video) by punisha: 5:52pm On Mar 24, 2020
Same ediots that looted us dry now talking about hospitals not being fully equipped.

What stopped you from builing world class hospitals when u were the governor??
HealthRe: Man Dies After Drinking Fish Tank Cleaner To Prevent Coronavirus by punisha: 3:51pm On Mar 24, 2020
Watch them blame this death on Trump LMAO... grin
HealthRe: Italian Priest Dies After Giving His Respirator To Younger Patient by punisha:
grin

Now imagine same boy being in d same hospital with Abba kyari or maybe IBB and there's only one ventilator left....
We already know how it will end.
These men that still want to live forever looting and plunging till date.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Wuhan Lockdown To Be Lifted - How Did It Get There? (analysis, Pix) by punisha: 3:25pm On Mar 24, 2020
dononics:
this is good, we should follow suite
Follow follow... Wetin u dey follow suit here Abeg? Is it the death that visited them in less than 2months u want to follow suit?
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Wuhan Lockdown To Be Lifted - How Did It Get There? (analysis, Pix) by punisha: 3:19pm On Mar 24, 2020
Macsjebs my brother...
If u ask me, na who i go ask?
The bafflement is flagawhelming.
RomanceRe: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by punisha: 2:37pm On Mar 24, 2020
huh
Ahhh!

What should u say that might increase your chances of being guilty?

U have said it all COX COX COX we didn't not send u to go and be kissing girls randomly. Orie ti daru
Jobs/VacanciesRe: COVID-19: How To Benefit From The #1.1 Trillion CBN Relief Package by punisha: 2:29pm On Mar 24, 2020
Step one : contact the virus
Step two : do an IG live and threaten to infect everyone unless u r paid "quote amount"
Step three : when they have killed u for trying to short the money they want to stuff into their bubarigaa, then u come and post how life is when u r dead.
EducationRe: What Are The Functions Of The Three Arms Of Government by punisha: 6:30am On Mar 24, 2020
CoronaVirusPro:
When people like you are boxed to the wall on. Nothing you know about, I know the norms you do.

Divert the attention and shy away.
With your responses to us, it's obvious u didn't sleep at all. grin
No be me go follow person like u exchange words. I ain't d cause of your problems. You will be fine.
CrimeRe: My Ugly Experience With Police In Onitsha by punisha: 6:00am On Mar 24, 2020
Na wah o....
See stress when u could have Just coughed like ur lungs wan pack up making sure the saliva hits their faces and they will leave u and run.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Snake I Killed In My House This Morning by punisha: 5:55am On Mar 24, 2020
Abeg where u see sniper buy?
I need some bottles of the damn thing.
I have been doing corona bulk buying but can't find a single bottle of sNiper.
EducationRe: What Are The Functions Of The Three Arms Of Government by punisha: 5:45am On Mar 24, 2020
CoronaVirusPro:
He still made sense.

It's democracy and it's a norm.

Winner takes most

Tell me which country where the winner doesn't pocket most of the arms. It's a majority play and once you have it on your side, the rest is crap.

That ideology he lacks and why he is making no sense.
Oya come collect money buy biscuit.
Make I send u message small.
EducationRe: What Are The Functions Of The Three Arms Of Government by punisha: 5:38am On Mar 24, 2020
CoronaVirusPro:
Did you read what you composed?

Please do and see if you made sense.
He may have used words like balls n suck that ticked you off, but he isn't far from the truth my friend Udeme.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Gov El-rufai Want To Return To PDP To Run For President In 2023 Man Al by punisha: 5:23am On Mar 24, 2020
If it's true may corona catch up with him and all that r wooing him.
We don't like what we hate. Gasskiya.
RomanceRe: The Dilemma In My Life Now, Please Help, I Need Advice Please by punisha: 5:15am On Mar 24, 2020
Martinez39s:
Foòl. grin Simps: always fond of making blue pill assumptions (which they can't back with evidence) to give hões a second chance since day one. grin
The way you people insult others who dont share your opinion is baffling. E remain for una to create the kind woman una go marry. Your brain didn't even tell u that he's guilty as well for having a 3some with her. Or that he's d hoe here. Instead u bash d poor lady who hasn't done Jack to you and insult him for loving someone. I for one think u guys have dramatic personal lives.
HealthRe: Coronavirus Vaccine is ready for testing - President Trump by punisha: 8:20pm On Mar 23, 2020
if this is true... They should count themselves lucky.
Let's hope our scientists here in Nigeria find a cure for COVIK 1,9 by weekend sha.
HealthRe: ACCESS Bank EX Staff Tested Positive To Coronavirus by punisha: 4:40pm On Mar 23, 2020
OP your twitter excerpt says a staff, you are now telling us ex -staff which one do u want us to now believe.
Did u sack the staff Biko?
EducationRe: ASUU Begins Indefinite Strike by punisha: 3:48pm On Mar 23, 2020
AsomArchitectNG:
Nigeria is facing a major challenge of Covid 19 ASUU is embarking on indefinite strike.. They should know that nobody gives a bleep about them for now
Apt!
AutosRe: Brand New 2019 Jac For Sale 11m Asking by punisha: 7:00am On Mar 23, 2020
Pls how much for the four tyres alone?
CrimeRe: Shocking Video Of A Big Python That I Find In My Sitout Today by punisha: 6:57am On Mar 23, 2020
SassyGem101:
You and the OP are the same.
"Na snake no be Python " what is Python?
A fish? Hmm...

That is either a cobra or black mamba.
You, the poster you quoted and OP are the same.

That is either a lizard snake or the edible Canadian chicken snake.
FamilyRe: Please Help Advice Me In This Would-be Marriage Decision by punisha: 6:50am On Mar 23, 2020
grin

This guy I dey laugh u walahi.

Ur case is currently being reviewed by your village people.
RomanceRe: I Gave My All And Did Everything For Her To Love Me But My Efforts Proved Futile by punisha: 6:47am On Mar 23, 2020
You haven't done your best yet young man.
Buy her a house, a 2016 G63, get her an all expenses paid trip to Seychelles. Then rent a PJ for her next B-Day and take her to Bahamas. She will prostrate and give her life to you.
Car TalkRe: Should He Go For This Car Or Not? by punisha: 6:42am On Mar 23, 2020
Wow!
Not good!
Just like in that movie on netprick.
One more light comes up and the car will blow up. It's a remote switch by d previous owner of the car to kill d new owner.
PoliticsRe: FG To Register Cattle From Neighbouring Countries by punisha: 6:27am On Mar 23, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:
Welcomed.

But the pandemic is what's of top priority at the moment.
Not for Nigeria...
With Buhari it is cows first, northerners second then the rest can Bleep off.
EducationRe: Samuel Adejuwon: No Lady Could Resist Me As Young Man – 96 Year Old Man by punisha: 7:45pm On Mar 22, 2020
Papa de papa!
Tiri gbosa for you sir!
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of Angela Merkel Filling Up Her Trolley With Groceries In A Supermarket by punisha: 6:07am On Mar 22, 2020
Nigerian leaders will be like, going to shop for groceries is for the poor. I can't be seen doing it.
Meanwhile shithole country is still a tenth world country. Personal shoppers is now a job description in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Government Tells Task Force To Arrest Any Form Of Party/clubbing Or Gathering To by punisha: 6:03am On Mar 22, 2020
The govt tells them to arrest is not a problem...
My problem is that Shebi they will still be packed n bundled like sardines in an enclosed space after d arrest?
Abi there are special facilities that have single holding cells now in every state in this same Nigeria we know?
CrimeRe: Young Boy Identified After Beating Up His Girlfriend In Viral Video by punisha: 5:59am On Mar 22, 2020
ATTemi:
What if the boy found out he wasn’t responsible. And the girl wants 2 shift the goalpost?

Bottom line, never lay ur hands on a girl. Rather ignore her!
Shift goalpost, Really?

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