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To slap this man Don begin hungry me...
It have do. They have carried their L and moved on in peace.
Get to work let FP of Nairaland be lit with the things you are achieving and stop behaving like your tenure is forever

Educative thread.
Lalastic.lala u won't help ignorant people on Nairaland and move this to FP, but if it's snake thread...i don talk finish.


Okay Lala has done the needful. All hail the Snake man.
Meanwhile, hunger has made the young man under me realise he has a talent.

For sirens pls contact him he offers discounts to Nairalanders.

Will u stop this nonsense for God's sake.
If u need IG followers just go to IG and do your rubbish. Shebi u will still come and complain by the time one mad man will start sending her unsolicited dickk photos.
Keep looking for followers and not think of your Career that hasn't started o.

olamidedivotee:
where are those igbo amaka

Chief try get small sense na.
U for at least check the pastor name first.

This is highly commendable...

Meanwhile this boy above me if I slap you and your 234 fake likes, you will go blind for a year walahi...

Saw her in my dreams...
Went to the exact junction I saw her in my dreams. Stood there for one hour every morning for 8months. Never missed a day.
Saw her and that was it.
We married the next day.
I had already planned the wedding,took her gown and shoe measurement in d dream for those that will ask. I wore red cap on a denim I think.
Check my story on Google for those that will doubt it.
Just google "Nigerian dream weddings"

DavidEsq:
. That girl will so own that guy ehn, e go return the car in month. Any girl wey the guy wave from inside that car ehn, na slap the guy go collect from the girlfriend

Abi... If he mistakenly smiles at another babe, she go seize one of the tyres of the car...shake hands with another babe, na steering she go seize... Ur head dey there

Dunno them...
They can tear themselves apart.

Ladylite:
Was the girl an illiterate? No condoms?

The right time to delete this comment is now.
Never read anything so silly as this since today.

In times like this u can proudly call the messed up SARAKI a hero.

2020 and someone's father, uncle, brother is carrying catapult to fight imaginary Goliath wearing only a singlet and u tell me he is not mad?
If Goliath were to be existing today, that dude will be using a bazooka as side arm.

Naija which way?

donbachi:
what is d colour of my boxer and account number?

Be careful or I will make u run mad.

Aidejay:
yeah! Dem don come
Make una no vhex ooh! It's not my fault that the words "naija version of the LGBTQABCDEF+ community." Doesn't register in your brains as sarcasm.

We know sarcasm when we see it chief...i am willing to learn if u can explain how ur twisted version of sarcasm brought in gay community talk into car talk.

Aidejay:
Bros above hope you get data to reply trolls who will start attacking you now.
Cause apparently any point of view that is not parallel and uncritical causes some people to loose their heads like somebody is pursuing them. E be like say before you comment in nairaland you must take into consideration the feelings of the naija version of the LGBTQABCDEF+ community. So you don't hurt their feelings by being too blunt or is it you don't hurt their feelings by having an opinion.
That's it.

Funny it's you that will be attacked...
How did u senselessly connect car talk to LQBTQ? U dey OK so?

donbachi:
E no gud oo..na so dem give me 3months extension dat year...4rm bauchi town to wariji local govt...wetin pain me pass,na my 2 nysc babes wey go leave me.

In a vision I saw those two babes destroying your destiny. You r meant to be rich when u grow up but women won't let u.
Contact me for destiny breaktru prayers.
Ask bbq grilling guy, my prayers helped locate his true calling of selling imported bat meat

silento:
Mod please to front page

Abi Back page?
We no see sauce you dey call MOD.

Please can anyone direct me where one can buy an island filled with snakes just for lala. Better that than that hugly nkita that I will drown if it enters my house.

He rough handled u....
Ur bosom is weak....
U used a thunderous voice...
After dry humping and probably allowing him handle the bosom abi...
Now u want us to tell u if he is serious when u your self can't remember the last time u were serious in ur life.
Pls go back... Come and give us the complete gist. Try wet humping and no thunderous voices. U will find out if he's serious after d exercise.

Meanwhile, u can write well o.
See as I come think say na mills and boons I dey read

Marlians Marlians
Please recreate this exact scene o in front of any policemen or their stations... Your General Naira Marley has okayed it worldwide.

olabrinks:
its working because Ned has money. Without that money, Regina would not look at his feet. That’s just the unfortunate reality, nothing more or nothing less. I don’t know why every guy uses his situation as an example, do you have ned Nwoko money? Most men will never get to that level of wealth, so stop trying to live vicariously through him.

Your tot process is disturbing.
Only thing u kept mentioning repetitively was money, wealth...shows it's money or nothing for u.
We ain't talking about gold diggers with perverse minds rn, just so u know. We r talking about the probability of a 40years marrying a 20years happily... and yes there are millions of existing marriages all around the world with such age differences established. Some wealthier than ur Ned nwoko that's driving u insane, others probably not and yes their marriages are thriving.

witworth:
illiteracy theory.

Chief don't be foolish.
If u r dead to humour or lack understanding no be me cause am. Carry your illiteracy dey Waka pass abeg

no wahala...
Shebi i saw on another thread,
"Italian man recovering eats amala"
As long as they are keeping us updated with such details , we no get wahala. Just keep Italian man away from us.

This is preposterous
This is unbelievable
What manner of volatile hatred is this?
I will not allow this.
I will make sure I sue that woman for sexual assault, rape and threat to life, obtaining via false pretenses, kidnapping and assault.

Does he even know OBJ is?
We all know he didn't say nor wish him nothing... It is always a statement by his spokesperson.

That goat needs counselling and therapy.
We can't imagine the torture and emotional wreck it is currently going through.
Restoring the sanity if the goat is of utmost importance so we can avoid having a goat on rampage.

olabrinks:
What exactly does a 40 year old have in common with a 20 year old girl? If the relationship is not based on transactions (money), then he should forget about it, the girl will get tired of him if she’s not getting serious cash from the relationship.

Have u seen Ned nwoko lately?
Trying so hard to look like a youngster just to meet up with his Regina.
Marriage is 30% love n 70% commitment.
Requires both of them to make it work if it's what truly they want and it may shock u that they will get along so perfectly and there won't be regrets. It isn't always about money.

NobleDeSage001:
Yes, it is possible but the age gap is a very big concern for so many reasons.
1. They are generations apart and both may not bond properly in marriage.
2. Communication might be an issues because of their dispositions toward each other and life generally.
3. Infidelity is possible too as his sisters have noted but it should not be enough reason to deter him. What if the girl turns out to be a very faithful lady?
He should consider some other factors and not necessarily infidelity in his later age. A more matured lady who understands life and knows what she wants in a marriage might be better.
A 20 year old girl knows nothing.

Nice pointers, seconded.

NobleDeSage001:
Yes, it is possible but the age gap is a very big concern for so many reasons.
1. They are generations apart and both may not bond properly in marriage.
2. Communication might be an issues because of their dispositions toward each other and life generally.
3. Infidelity is possible too as his sisters have noted but it should not be enough reason to deter him. What if the girl turns out to be a very faithful lady?
He should consider some other factors and not necessarily infidelity in his later age. A more matured lady who understands life and knows what she wants in a marriage might be better.
A 20 year old girl knows nothing.

Nice pointers, seconded.

Abi na New world order strategy be this towards the one world currency?

Another angle to my conspiracy theory.



Las Las if it's na by Naija notes... Half of Nigeria will be infected in a week na.
How do u intend paying aboki you bought dates from? Abi market women? POS Abi? Then your balance?
They should just carry that their Italian back to wherever o and allow us be in peace.

Who's killing who?
Anyways as long as there is killing happening they should continue...