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Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by PunterTim(m): 10:05pm On Oct 31, 2016
Shawn Mendes - Mercy
Shawn Mendes - Treat You Better
Shawn Mendes - Stitches
RomanceRe: Lay Your Priorities Straight by PunterTim(m): 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2016
I think it nice to just phuck around at first before you start to think forward,that way no one gets hurt!
Bitchcrafts,i love the way you type,trying to string words as they come..
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Wives Visit Aisha Buhari (Photos) by PunterTim(m): 9:34pm On Oct 31, 2016
It is good to be a member of the other room.
Feminists,borrow a leaf and be happy in the other room!
RomanceRe: Lesbianism Alert: 2 Ladies Openly Professed Love To Each Other On Facebook by PunterTim(m): 7:17pm On Oct 30, 2016
LordAdam:
Dig them up mate. Keep digging.

You should be a miner.

The guy I quoted is a bigot. You appear to be a bigot too. It's okay not to like homosexuality, I'm repulsed by it, but I don't go about saying they're any less of a human because many of them are also repulsed by heterosexuality. Or they should be detained. Or it should be criminalized. That's my opinion. I have several anti-social opinions. Like ladies shouldn't be called who.res because they have sex on their first date. Like Capital punishment has no place in the civilized world. Like religion is awful. Et cetera.

I'm not introvert, I don't go around asking all extroverts to locked up.

Maybe, you also think the asexuals (people who don't like sex, read about them to learn more) are also less than humans because they are repulsed by both heterosexuality and homosexuality.

So you could call me a sympathizer, that I'd agree to. But if you call me a gay, well that's just empty words from someone who is too intimidated to explain why he thinks homosexuality hurts him enough to be criminalized.

-Lord
Lord Adam basically fronting my views on homosexuality!
CrimeRe: Pls Help: My Father Just Lost Over 700k! by PunterTim(m): 5:58pm On Oct 30, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
Now you take your dad to a doctor, ensure they check his BP and if high get prescription to keep the BP normal. You wouldn't want a double tragedy would you?
grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by PunterTim(m): 3:02pm On Oct 30, 2016
Tove Lo - Cool Girl
Tove Lo - Influence
Tove Lo - Talking Body
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by PunterTim(m): 7:48pm On Oct 28, 2016
Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman

Ariana Grande - Into You

Ariana Grande - Be Alright

Ariana Grande - Greedy

Ariana Grande ft Nicki Minaj - Side To Side
RomanceRe: Cheating Is Wrong - Chris Brown (photo) by PunterTim(m): 11:09am On Oct 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff0099] that's what I'm saying!!!! undecided
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At the most the average man takes his woman out 2 eat and buys her stuff on holidays.
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Something she can do for herself with her own pay check!!! undecided
He does not provide for her,caring for all needs
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Try Nigeria!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by PunterTim(m):
The Chainsmokers ft Halsey - Closer

The Chainsmokers ft Phoebe Ryan - All We Know

The Chainsmokers ft Charlee - Inside Out
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by PunterTim(m): 4:16pm On Oct 27, 2016
Future - Wicked
Future - Peacoat
Future - March Madness
FamilyRe: 11 Female Struggles Girls Go Through That Men Will Never Understand by PunterTim(m): 1:27pm On Oct 27, 2016
mysticgal:
No, a yeast May not be STD, it happens when there is an hormone imbalance.
Yeast makes your vagina itch you, I think the infection gets to me when I sit on that very wrong toilet seat undecided, eat too much garlic lipsrsealed, overstayed pad, clean from my anus to vagina, instead of the other way round or mistakenly use soap or Dettol to wash my vagina when bathing and sitting on dirty seats embarassed
The thing can make you scratch for Africa.... And you wii be catching fun scratching, till you stop and hear the devil laughing at you because, the way e go pepper you? Chai! Women suffer sad
Once you've got a syndrome of such, please rush to your gyne to avoid something going wrong in future... I use One drug like that that looks like tampon(just saw it in my drug closet. It's called mycoten(cotrimazone) by DGF) , or you could get clean water that is hot put it in a big paint bucket, or a nice bucket that's strong. pull off,and then sit on the bucket, (not the water) and let the steam of the hot water do some magic(it also works if you feel your vagina smells) then the last I learnt in school is; get a clove of fresh garlic, get a thread, preferably the one used for sewing, and then remove the shell of that garlic and create a tiny space for the thread in the garlic, tie up the thread in the garlic and leave a good amount of the thread to hang freely, then insert the fresh garlic in your vagina with the thread hanging outside to make removal easy(note:it would be peppery like).
I also advise, you try all those above, out, at night when you've bathed and are about sleeping. Once you remove the tampon like drug or garlic in the morning, you'll see all the yeast,that would accompany them out......... But please, your gyne, comes first. Please.
*rushes to puke*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by PunterTim(m): 5:32pm On Oct 26, 2016
MOU,please lose and make my wednesday!
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: How You Treat Your Predecessor Is How Your Successor May Treat You by PunterTim(m):
Reign O'Mockery!
EducationRe: How Many Of These Primary 4 Questions Will You Be Able To Answer?(pics) by PunterTim(m): 3:12pm On Oct 24, 2016
The tutor sef fit no knw the answers!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by PunterTim(m):
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic

The Weeknd ft Daft Punk - Starboy

Lady Gaga - Perfect Illusion
SportsRe: What We Learned From The English Premier League Last Weekend by PunterTim(m): 12:59pm On Oct 24, 2016
Jose was never special!
EducationRe: Facts&photos: A Trip Back To World War I And II by PunterTim(m): 11:47am On Oct 24, 2016
Horrific
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade's Hairstyle To MTV Africa Music Awards 2016 (Photos) by PunterTim(m): 10:24pm On Oct 22, 2016
I love her bum better!
PhonesRe: Which Wallpaper Are You Currently Using On Your Device? by PunterTim(m): 9:57am On Oct 22, 2016
Tim

EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by PunterTim(m): 2:12pm On Oct 20, 2016
Anthonyo15:
Management Is Working On School website

... E-exam To Start Three Days After The End of P.O.P Exams - - NOUN, Benin-Study Center Director

Compiled By Emeke Nwaoboli (07038864995)

BENIN-CITY - - The National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN), Benin-Study Center, Benin-city, was agog today after the center director, Dr Sunday Ekanah Kolawale held a two-hour orientation programme with students.

The attendance of the orientation programme was massive as most students were anxious to hear from the 'horses mouth ' Why the School website has been unaccessible for some time and the fate of students who haven't registered their courses and exams, nor submitted their TMAS due to the shot down of students edu-portal.

Below is a compilation of the highpoints of the orientation.

1. According to the center director, the school is aware that its website is presently unaccessible, and is doing everything possible to resolve the hiccup. However, he did not state the reason behind the shot down of the website.

2. He noted that PEN-ON-PAPER(POP) exams will Commence on Monday October 24th as scheduled irrespective of whether the website is reopened or not.

3. He unveiled that POP exams will end on November 15 and that E-exams will Commence ABOUT three days after.

4. He said NOUN has upped its war against examination malpractice and that all students nabbed during such acts will be expelled.

5. He advised students to be confident during exams, prefer to fail and rewrite exams than indulging in malpractices.

6. He revealed that POP examination answer script formats and colours have been changed and that each faculty now have their distinctive answer script colour.

7. He advised students to always pray before commencing exams and be religious with exam ethics to avoid missing results.

8. He stated that Tutor Marked Assignment (TMA) will soon be changed to Computer Marked Assignment (CMA). The implication, he said, is that students would no longer be able to print out their TMAs, nor snapshot it, but will now have to submit their CMAs directly on their portals just as exam is done. This, he added, was cropped up to curb the use of TMAS for malpractice in E-exams.

9. Reacting with echoes of tantrums towards the above policy, the center director asked students which they would prefer between E-exams and POP if they were to use just one of the formats in writing exams from 100 to 400Level and majority of the students nearly brought the roof of the school auditorium down while shouting 'E-EXAM IS BETTER'.

10. Dr Kolawole reiterated, just like he told REPOTA ATLARGE in an interview, that there are 28 toilets in Benin-Study Center, 18,000 active students and over 200,000 NOUN students in about 74 study centers within the six geo-political zones in Nigeria.

11. Sequel to that, he told students to ALWAYS DISTURB members of staff when faced with challenges for if not disturbed, they might not be able to resolve all issues faced by the students.

12. He advised students to always call, chat on whatsapp, text, or email him when faced with academic problems. However, he cautioned them to be diplomatic in their approach.

13. speaking On the fate of students who have not paid their school fees, he said it's their own cup of tea for they had the opportunity to pay for a long time before the mishap of the portal.

14. For those who have paid but have not registered, he said they would be able to register if the portal reopened before exam.

14. IN REPLY TO A QUESTION ON WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO STUDENTS WHO HAVE NOT SUBMITTED THEIR TMAS DUE TO THE INACCESSIBILITY OF THE PORTAL, HE SAID THE SCHOOL WOULD REOPEN THE PORTAL, BUT PERADVENTURE IT'S NOT REOPENED, STUDENTS WOULD BE MARKED WITH A YARDSTICK OF 100% USING THEIR EXAMS ONLY. I.e, students would be marked over hundred percent using their exams only.

15. Addressing the issue of missing results, he said it is mostly the fault of students as some purposely write wrong matriculation numbers or their phone numbers instead of their real matriculation numbers.

16. For those who have missing results, he admonished them to write letter of complaints, or in his candid advice, rewrite the exams.

17. He acknowledged that students complain he is always frowning and advised them not to be perturbed with that as he is a jovial person who is always not happy with the plight of students.

18. He stated that final year students who still have money in their portal would have have a refund as long as they don't owe convocation fees of N10,000 after graduation.

19. He stated that 'new' results have been released and that those who have more than one result for a particular course should notify the ICT department.

20. For those who have more than one exam on the same day at the same time, he stated the institution would be 'magnanimous' enough to allow the students write the two exams the same time as the clash is as a result of spill-overs or students' non-compliance with the school's outlined registrable courses per semester.

21. He stated that physically challenged students and 'original' pregnant women are granted the freedom to enter exam halls without staying on the on the queue like the rest students.

22. For students who have submitted their project topics but are yet to be approved, he admonished them to continually recheck the notice board for updates.

23. He noted that stamping of exam slips ought to have commenced but will Commence as soon as possible. For those who cannot print out theirs, he said that would not stop them from commencing the exam.

24. And finally, he told students to be alert and that they would be informed /kept abreast of any new development.

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PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Sues SERAP Over ‘Vilification And Breach Of Human Rights’ by PunterTim(m): 12:05pm On Oct 20, 2016
Gifts = $12M!!!

This is a slap on the face of all well-meaning Nigerians!
SportsRe: "How Soldiers Killed Izu Joseph In His Wife's Presence" - Father by PunterTim(m): 11:59am On Oct 20, 2016
villavic:
why not pick up the task if you think NA are incompetent, dont just sit in your house and say scrap
Your english is incompetent!
SportsRe: "How Soldiers Killed Izu Joseph In His Wife's Presence" - Father by PunterTim(m): 10:13pm On Oct 19, 2016
Pathetic.

This aggression caused by the incompetence of the NA must stop!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Ludogorets Razgrad: UCL (6 - 0) On 19th October 2016 by PunterTim(m): 6:24pm On Oct 19, 2016
COYG

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona VS Manchester City: UCL (4 - 0) On 19th October 2016 by PunterTim(m): 6:20pm On Oct 19, 2016
Meanwhile!

PoliticsRe: Buhari To Receive The 21 Chibok Girls And Their Families Today by PunterTim(m): 12:03pm On Oct 19, 2016
Hope the conspiracy theorists have finally been put to bed!
RomanceRe: Why Was She Angry? by PunterTim(m): 11:57am On Oct 19, 2016
You messed up big time dude!
RomanceRe: We Have Been Friends For Long, Then She Suddenly Blocked Me On Watsapp by PunterTim(m): 11:37am On Oct 19, 2016
slimthugchimee:
heres a girl i have known for a year and now, I knew her from our area at home, but then we dont use to talk, now we talk a lot on watsapp which most of the time she first chats me up, since i was very good with chatting in watsapp and always made jokes that made her laff to most of the things i said, so i taught that was the reason she always chats me up first...We were soo close that i always talk to her about my relationship problems and some problems i have and she never tells me about her, God i dont even know if she has a boyfriend, at a time she stopped chatting me up and when i do, she tends to make it slow and boring, just last week i opened my watsapp to check her and it seems she had blocked me

i was really surprised, i taught of all the things i could have said to annoy her but i couldnt think of any

i already called her but she aint picking, am not even calling again
i also have my pride


please dont mind my errors, the fone am using now has a small screen
You need to give her the dick™ man!

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