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WTF

That's pics u use

Even that rich man is more handsome than that ugly window-face broke dude

There is one girl on nairaland that is forcing herself on guys, I think she will have the best answer

This thread is totally meaningless.

But to spare the late viewers of there precious time I would like to tender my personal logical reasoning on the idea of the almighty God and his solicits descendants.

Here you go...

God gave birth to Adam and eve and they in turn gave birth to cane and Abel making God their grandfather

And it came to pass that after many years God died, due to old age and they buried him at the garden of Eden

So in those days their was only four people that was left on earth

The reason why we are so numerous in number in the latter days is because we Bleep each other, therefore ensuring the continuity of life

And after some centuries God came back and disguise his name has Jesus Christ meaning;
JESUS = DEATH
CHRIST = RESURRECT

So he angrily killed himself for the sake of our sins

And after third day he resurrected and went back to his grave promising some that he will come back but his flesh, bones, spirit and soul has long been roting in the grave

cruzita:
Surprised?

Not expecting dis to kom a gel tho

Can I flirt with ya

emmy85:
Hello nairalanders, I need a friend that we can hang out together. Am new here in Ajah and I needed someone living within lekki - Ajah axis to be my friend, could be a guy or a lady, must be godly, decent and business oriented. If you live within the designated area pls ring me up\whatsapp me on 08069847947. Thanks.

Dat ajah wey u dey u shud b careful at 9te, na last wk cultist fyt 4 ilaje

If u'r lonely go fvck olosho at whitehouse

cruzita:
Iphone8 ofcourse.i will sell it den use d money 2 buy enough bags of rice.i can also use d phone 2 entice d bae

Wait a minute, na gel dey control dis monicker

jamariwolf:
poverty sha!

So any girl that collects gift from a guy is now olosho. Tell me something!

Kari ursef enter my mention dis morning

D tunder wey go fire u ehn

Abi u tink say she b gay lyk u

Olosho is still beta dan gay, werey gerarahia

I dunno

Mariangeles:
Remove your innocent baby picture from nairaland before them cast evil eyes on am ...before you know it, she don spread as meme

Don dat buh dis ur advice is somehow

fiizznation:
My kid broke my TV because she wanted to "rescue" a carton character on the screen.

Kids are wonderful though

Have been reading lies on dis thread buh dis red one cut my attention

Even my baby daughter sef yia d lie and bust to laugh....

"Bae my pastor told me there's no future for both of us in marriage

He said staying in this relationship with you is dragging my destiny backward, am sorry bae"


If this post finally get to FP ehn


CRAZY COMMENTS LOADING..........

Am trying to assert some meaning on this post

ScienceWatch:
Now you play dumb Purem. Let me give you another example of Atheistic genius Sir. Atheists believe there is no God on planet Mars.
So a natural progression of Atheistic genius is to make a plan to rather go live their. Your people want to colonize Mars.
Billions have already proudly been spent on plans to get them there. No-god is there, he rules on Mars.

Mars has no oxygen, No plants and vegetation, no atmosphere, no ozone layer to protect them from the dangerous rays of the sun. Mars only have a few hours of daylight. Atheists will have to constantly walk around with a heavy sealed suit with oxygen tanks, LOL.
Oh, dont forget that the soil is highly toxic. At least Atheists on Mars wont have problems with flies and ants.

Billions of healthy Dollars has already been spent to get away from the creator God of plant Earth. What can the lovers of God say to you?
The journey of a billion kilometers starts with the first step - Mohamed Ali

Only your God knows where you are seeing all this copy and paste sef

Or is it ur brain invention?