smartpyzee:
I won buy #100 popcorn. Put grandnut inside for me abeg

askibee:



yap....I know that,but I believe we can make cute babies too.

MrMicholo:


Trying to put his tiny dick in my senior sisters pvssy!!!
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Be rest assured... we beat Jehova out of his mouth that day..

bayocanny:

Lol give wetin to him? Tho I feel bad later because he was crying profusely and hungry at the same time had to buy biscuits for him.
Why don't u allow the kid to pluck your eyes?

Mariangeles:
I'm here simply to read comments... anything about children... I'm sooo in

MrMicholo:


Trying to put his tiny dick in my senior sisters pvssy!!!
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Be rest assured... we beat Jehova out of his mouth that day..

chii8:
My four year old son told my mum to live the room so he would dress up.

Mariangeles:
Remove your innocent baby picture from nairaland before them cast evil eyes on am ...before you know it, she don spread as meme

purem:


Don dat buh dis ur advice is somehow

bro4u:
my nephew, that young chap always ask unnecessary questions, imagine that 2yrz old be asking me the name of 'that big thing in my trousers', he even go as far as complaining to my sister saying i don't wanna tell him the name

czarina:
Mbok are you kidding me??

PROPHETmichael:


So after several adultery, you are now into PIKINtery?

bro4u:
my nephew, that young chap always ask unnecessary questions, imagine that 2yrz old be asking me the name of 'that big thing in my trousers', he even go as far as complaining to my sister saying i don't wanna tell him the name

bayocanny:

I'm for real jor, you just denied the lil kid a chance of being a scientist in the nearest future

Pidginwhisper:
Yessire. Lolx, to do what exactly?

babajeje123:

This is funny. Wetin the guy dey hide?

czarina:
It's not too late bro, she's only 10 now, you can be generous by sacrificing your eyes... Anything for our country remember?

Mariangeles:
That one na guguru...no be popcorn

maasoap:

May God continue to protect you.
To rub her head. Her mother refused to clean her head and hands, so I had to clean her up before her eyes could suffer for her action.
And neighbour's kid (should be around 12 years old) wasted my newly bought black shoe polish completely on his father's one pair of shoes. You just need to see the shoes, his hands and my brush.

Pidginwhisper:
Oooops! Tnx much bro, do appreciate your prayer big time , unlike some idiots here who judges me based on their various encountered with personnels.

Hehehehe! You really tried, I've got to commend my kids Moms for the difficult jobs they've been doing with them, taking care of them whenever am away. Couldn't even get to spend Xmas with them and New year isn't certain either. But I do make sure they don't lack in term of needs.

leroi01:
My nephew 5yrs came into my room, i was getting work done on my laptop... so the li'l G came in and went: lets watch cartoon ..i said NO, he got on the bed jumped and jumped till i was madly distracted ,then he asked again. Now this chap is a superhero nut, so i hit him with Justice league doom. Immediately it started, he focused and ignored me. .
Then Bam! NEPA struck. So sharply i wanted to switch to power saving mode. As i said : Ponatti let me quickly... this bugger gives me a look that c ould totally kill and tells me in this deadly tone: shut up.
I got confused.. ehn? Emi ? What the? (All in my head).. so i tried again..Ovipopo let me quickly... He looked at me , pointed at the door and said OUT!

THE CHILLING AND FUNNY THING WAS.. HE DID ALL THESE EXACTLY HOW I DO TO HIM..WHEN I DON'T HAVE HIS TIME.
weird stuff.

ezewealth:
My kid sister when she around 4years old, went and backed lantern and it burned her back, I laughed so hard although she was hurt. I wonder what she was thinking. The one I will not forget is my kid cousin found a condom in my wallet , she brought it to the parlour where there were having a family meeting and was crying for them for open it for her( she thought it was sweets). Oboy that made me to ran out of my house for 2 days cause a can't stand the shame, this made me to be very mean to children