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Politics / Re: 'You Are Liars' - Dan Fulani To Clerics Who Predicted Buhari’s Failure In 2019 by purem(m): 5:49pm On Nov 11, 2018
I don't have spare time to waste on reading anything concerning BUHARI


It is clear for all to see shocked that BUHARI has failed 2019 election in advance


He lost most of his supporters after forging a fake waec result tongue

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Religion / Re: True Story: My Mum, Neighbour, Aunty, Childhood Friend Are My Enemies by purem(m): 10:28am On Nov 11, 2018
HardMirror:


So what is your take?


The aim of your post is to mock religion and people who believe in the power of enemy.

And also to falsify there illusion but you know it that they are real, to believe there is enemy is not an illusion

It's not an excuse to justify incompetency to improve personal life

But the forces are too powerful bro
Religion / Re: True Story: My Mum, Neighbour, Aunty, Childhood Friend Are My Enemies by purem(m): 10:22am On Nov 11, 2018
HardMirror:


So what is your take?


If you ask me I had say it's complicated to me

Enemies are real bro
Religion / Re: True Story: My Mum, Neighbour, Aunty, Childhood Friend Are My Enemies by purem(m): 3:26pm On Nov 10, 2018
This is really serious my brother

I can't help myself but to reread this again







HardMirror:
My God can never be put to shame!

They would come a thousand ways and they shall all fail. A thousand shall fall by my side and ten thousand by my right and and they shall not hurt me.

This is a true experience and it shows the witchcraft and wickedness that is in Nigeria. Family and friends do not want you to progress. This is a fact in nigeria.

Thank God for true prophets that have their spiritual eyes opened. Men and women of God who can see the spiritual dimensions of our struggles in life!

You think they are happy you got admission?
You think it is ordinary that you are failing exams?
You think it is ordinary that you are looking for job and your mates are better than you?
They are not better than you. It is your family those close to you that are after your progress in life!

If i tell you what i have seen you would know that there are evil ones in this world! Yes! they are never happy for any progress you make in life.

Ok... ok.... enough!

I am sure many are already wondering if hardmirror has gone mad. Yes i am mad! As always. For someone that mocks god and the devil, i think i am really mad. Lolz

Now to the real issue.

WITCHCRAFT, RELIGION and PERSONNEL STRUGGLES

This is not a story, it is a real issue in thousands of homes across mostly under developed countries and Nigeria in particular.
Most especially if you are from a polygamous family.

Being old and ugly makes you a suspected witch. If you are poor and lonely then you are a confirmed witch. If you have any mental illness then you are not just a confirmed witch, but one that must die by fire! You can be sure that most old women who are poor and lonely in nigeria are actively under fire from several people who are down the line in her family. They are actively praying she dies by fire!!!


Many who would read this are guilty. You think you have spiritual enemies who are your friends and family, in fact you dream and see them attacking you.

Cockroaches, cats, geckos and any bird must be those people after your worthless life.


It is funny that nigerians think too much of themselves.

You think you deserve a good marriage
You think you deserve a good job
You think you deserve a life of your dreams.

Wake up! You deserve NOTHING but what you earn! Life owes you nothing.
You dont deserve long life or wealth!

If you live long, fine! If not, there is nothing to it! People die everyday and one day it would be your turn! That is life!

Stop thinking you are so special some people are monitoring you and want to kill your 'worthless' destiny.

You see stvpid dumbasses praying that the enemies of their progress should die. People who have no value to themselves talkless of the world.

You want to live long to do what exactly?

And some idioots called prophets and prophetess are milking the simpletons dry.

You are fasting and praying when you should be thinking smart and creating opportunities for yourself. You are nothing but a dolt if you think going hungry will put your destiny right. Well maybe you deserve the punishment, perhaps when you starve, you would think straight and get your life going....


So you have abandoned you mum in the village because a prophet told you she is a witch.

You have divorced your wife because she is a witch.


You are in a bad relationship with colleagues at work because you believe they are behind your already worthless life's challenges.


My friend, you shall know the truth and it shall set you free... the truth? What is the truth?









This is how they are watching people's destiny............

Romance / Re: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by purem(m): 11:54am On Nov 09, 2018
Pureety:


I total get your point, the girl is also wrong in some aspect but we can't really judge f
rom one side


You been talking trash since your first comment on this thread

That's shows how useless you are in real life

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Romance / Re: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by purem(m): 11:52am On Nov 09, 2018
FzanyAjibs:
Most ladies you meet are supportive. They can play that you role with care, advices or just their emotional presence so leave that out.

Now, here is the deal: Half a million is a big deal.

That amount can do some things or even bulk up if you have fix it in ALAT.

I trust that you've learnt now that you should never spend Big on any girl that isn't engaged (formal family introduced ) to your family.

Family problems would always be there. One cousin needs WAEC money, a brother needs this or that, the painful thing you might discover is that some part of the money might have been spent on less important stuffs like new phones, aso ebi, etc and not critical stuff like health, etc.

500k would have settled a lot except she paid house rent for someone. Maybe another guy.

You appear to be the one considering a breakup. Guess what I think : She might be thinking just the same too. I'm fact, she might be planning to serve you a line soonest.

She needs to be taught how to spend money. She needs to make up for the money. This can't end in 'I am sorry' or rounds of sex (if at all) else she would do it again.

If managing resources is the only issue you have with her, I can bet that she is not a bad woman. You should strive to maintain your relationship and push to marriage aptly.

You can't find the perfect human. Even you aren't perfect. She needs to know how big the problem is.

She may not have squandered the money if the 700k were complete.
You should know the situation na.
She was happy you helped her.
She can't touch the money.
But it's not complete.
She had a lone 500k in her account. Which probably never happened before.
She must have bragged about her balance to a sibling.
Or one mistakenly spotted it while playing with her phone. Then tells others.
A need arises and they push the question to her.
Sade, do you have up to 45k with you? Lekan needs to resume school and as you can see, there is no money at home. I'll return to you by ending. (never happens)

She must have faced difficult dilemma but had no choice. She sent the money and the moment its less than 500, it starts raising down to like 25k.

She can't dare tell you nor ask you for any more money during that time. So she started taking out of it for hair, nails (if at all) and other ladies thing.

When the money reached 280k, her brain booted up, she realized how much was gone already and started feeling bad. She redefines her shop ambition to a smaller plan. But she would need 350k to do that. She needs just 70k more.

Feliz, her ex has been disturbing her for some time now. She noticed things have changed for him since he came back to Nigeria from his masters at UK. She realized she can just play smile for a little and perhaps raise the 70k or even more from him. So things went south. She spent a few more (30k) on cloths and accessories to look better around Feliz.

Now with 100k to remake, she did everything with Felix, but got only 20k during the entire week of hard labour in the other room. What a shame. Felix lives a fake life and wasn't really buzzed up as she thought.


Well, she spent the remaining of that month attending to some other men that have been on the wait list.

She made the 100k laslas. And tried to get a lower shop behind you. You found out and questioned her on why. She claimed she reduced her taste and is okay on this new level.

I am tired of writing. Lots can happen. Lots would have happened.

Next time,
If the budget is 700k and you know you can afford 500k.

Tell her it's ready. Tell her to bring 200k.

Since you're dating her, you should know her work and her income strength. If she has no job, where did you expect her to raise 200k from? Her family?

Lastly, keep the woman and appreciate her.. Visit her family once in a while and see how life is for them over there. You are going to be part of the family too if you proceed.




"be the first to like this comment"


Yeah I am

The comment got me rolling from bed to floor......

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Romance / Re: Can You Get Married Against Your Parent Wish? by purem(m): 11:22am On Nov 09, 2018
Yes of course

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Romance / Re: Case Closed!!!!! by purem(m): 8:38am On Nov 09, 2018
Samiat22:


You need to know how much I love making friends with people like you, because our friendship will last, exchanging words here isn't appropriate for grown up like us
Should I email you?


Tell me you don't have a job


Like seriously are you trying to be stupid or just wanna do some antidepressants syndrome

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Investment / Re: How To Make Money From Google Using Your ANDROID Phone by purem(m): 8:26am On Nov 09, 2018
Wheddy:
Hi guys
Want to make money
For serious persons
Not Referal
You make your earnings your self

Today I'd be teaching you on how make money from Google and start earning at least $20(6k) everyday with just using your ANDROID PHONE
Join the whatsapp group below to get started
Read more @ http://www.thewheddy.com/2018/10/make-money-from-google-with-your-phine.html


Bro please add my number 07081242760
Investment / Re: How To Make Money From Google Using Your ANDROID Phone by purem(m): 8:05am On Nov 09, 2018
Wheddy:
Hi guys
Want to make money
For serious persons
Not Referal
You make your earnings your self

Today I'd be teaching you on how make money from Google and start earning at least $20(6k) everyday with just using your ANDROID PHONE
Join the whatsapp group below to get started
Read more @ http://www.thewheddy.com/2018/10/make-money-from-google-with-your-phine.html


Teach me na bros
Investment / Re: How To Make Money From Google Using Your ANDROID Phone by purem(m): 8:04am On Nov 09, 2018
Teach me na bros
Religion / Re: Apostle Chris Omatsola Bounces Back After Leaked Sex Video by purem(m): 9:40pm On Nov 08, 2018
OK it's always good to bounce back

If the sex video is in xvideo some one should tell how to get it

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Celebrities / Re: Rick Ross Welcomes New Baby, Names Him “billion” (See Reactions) by purem(m): 9:20pm On Nov 08, 2018
Where are the reactions @op

You think this is Nigeria where frustrated people always react like chemical reaction

When you are superrich what's wrong in naming your first male child after the digits of your account





































Am just imagining the amount of money in the new born baby's account now.....

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Celebrities / Re: "He Is Not Gay" - Toyin Lawani Makes Clarification About Her Male Model (photos) by purem(m): 9:18pm On Nov 08, 2018
No doubt the dude is fvcking you....

Or tell me how you derived your conclusions.....

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Femi Adebayo Escapes Gunmen In Lagos, Shares Details On IG by purem(m): 9:15pm On Nov 08, 2018
If they came for you they'd get you
Culture / Re: The Osogbo War Of 1840 by purem(m): 5:29pm On Nov 06, 2018
@aremuforlife were you there when they are fighting the siege
Please tell us how the fulanis conquer ilorin
Politics / Re: BREAKING; Cambridge Speaks On Buhari's WAEC Certificate Saga by purem(m): 6:34pm On Nov 05, 2018
BUHARI HAS ALREADY LOST 2019 ELECTION RIGHT FROM NOW

that is called lost in advance

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Celebrities / Re: Lecturer Mistakenly Opens Pornographic Slide During Lecture by purem(m): 6:30pm On Nov 05, 2018
So what's the fate of the lecturer now
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by purem(m): 10:54pm On Oct 27, 2018
britiko:


Im sure your dog has a better life.
Your are fast becoming a nuisance on this thread.
Alaini ironu ara galatia.


Nigga u suck, you should try and keep those things that looks more like a preserved faeces to yourself instead of making people want to trow out by looking


That thing you are eating is enough reason for your miserable life

Please try to be eating healthy food.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by purem(m): 7:39pm On Oct 27, 2018
odeguaomon:
Thank God it's Saturday, breakfast for two people.


Yeah I love this, if only you can come to my house and prepare it for me
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by purem(m): 7:36pm On Oct 27, 2018
cutiereborn:
Prorridge yam tongue


My dog will not like this.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by purem(m): 7:32pm On Oct 27, 2018
britiko:


Yeah, that how u roll in ur world. U definitely need d ebo(sacrifice) to appease the gods of stupidity & blindness in your life and im sure d gods will enjoy it.

Alayebaajee Oponu, If u dont av anything tangible to say waka pass... stop spewing trash & publicising ur stupidity.better still kip ur mouth shut. cool

Ur profile pics says it all... Afoju baraa


Bro if you can be so upset up to this extent, it means your life could be so miserable right now.

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Romance / Re: Are U Planning to Propose To HER?Are U Married Already?? by purem(m): 11:02pm On Oct 26, 2018
ASSUMING this Nigeria vs Israel planned war was recorded in the Bible it will be like:
The Book Of 5th chronicle chapter 1
says and i read
.
.
1 And in the days when mohammadu the son of buhari from the town of daura in kastina was president of nigeria and in the 3rd year of his reign
2 behold lai the son of muhammed who was the minister of information
that he spake ill unto the nation of israel saying "3 weeks i give thee deport Nnamdi kanu or we shall smite thee"
3 and after hearing this the israelites pressed a button and from the midst of the sea
behold a mighty missle carrying a nuclear warhead was launched and it destroyed nigeria turning it into a wilderness
4 and when the rest of africa saw this they cried
"oh nigeria a great country with great people has become a desert and a desolation for radioactivity
oh Nigeria we weep for thee because u have allowed lai the son of Mohammed to lead u into destruction
Religion / Re: Noah's Ark Rebuilt & Opened For Public In Atlanta US With Its Exact Measurements by purem(m): 10:58pm On Oct 26, 2018
Only a fool says in his heart there is no God

The wise says it to the whole world


This ark is Photoshoped just like the story of Noah is fictitious





Anyways am a repentant Christian looking forward to be born again soon, no need to argue my siggy says it all.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by purem(m): 10:45pm On Oct 26, 2018
britiko:
Felt like eating eba...
Raced home at EOD to prepare this bowl of deliciousness...

Smoked turkey egusi soup with shaki and pomo garnished with a little bit of bitter leave,spinach, shawa(bonga fish) and blended cray fish.

Its da bomb, i feel good.


Jeez WTF is this

Looks more like ebo (sacrifice)
Travel / Re: Titanic II Will Set Sail In 2022 Following The Same Route As The Original by purem(m): 4:05am On Oct 24, 2018
Am very much sure a lots of people will be anticipating on the ship


Abeg make una ep me ask dis guy under me wetin im wan use likes do

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Politics / Re: 2019: Ekweremadu To Dump PDP For APC - Sun Newspaper by purem(m): 5:58am On Oct 23, 2018
That's not even my concern

My prob is that I woke up this and very lazy to go to work
Crime / Re: 40-year-old Man Turns 16-year-old Neighbour’s Daughter To Sex Slave by purem(m): 5:53am On Oct 23, 2018
Buhari see what you've done

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Crime / Re: Woman's Eyes Removed By Jos Ritualists After Being Injected On Her Farm.Graphic by purem(m): 5:26am On Oct 23, 2018
newdawn2017:
shut up! She is a living soul precious 2 d true God Yahweh. So her can produce so much fame & money if she makes a deal with d devil.

I can only see that nollywood has totally divert ur sense of reasoning
Crime / Re: Woman's Eyes Removed By Jos Ritualists After Being Injected On Her Farm.Graphic by purem(m): 5:13pm On Oct 22, 2018
How much dem wan see for dis old woman destiny

Pesin wey don finish kpakpa

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