₦airaland Forum

SweetBoyFriend:
Your indomie is just nasty

I wouldn't eat that if you point a gun to my head

Prove me wrong by uploading the picture of that your wonderfully cooked indomie

M nt in for dt nonsense no time to waste

SweetBoyFriend:
Correct

But y haven't visited me watch mi cook indomine every midnight

Anoda GOAT (Greatest Ode Available Today) on the loose...plz bloggers stop paying attention nah

Dogood

blakid:
She lied to me DT I am d most HANDSOME dude she's ever met...PURE LIE...

So yhu don't believe yhu are handsome?
I don't consider it as a lie itx jes an opinion

SweetBoyFriend:
I'm talking from experience

So you are trying to say that you have met 90% of nl ladies, watched them cook it abi...hmmmhmmm

SweetBoyFriend:

I can put a bet with my house and cars that 90% of Nairaland girls can't cook indomie without burning it

Like seriously?

sirusX:
That kain thing

Lolzz so true

Uptown7:
For real Dear

koolet:
lolz is that really your pixx

Yeah dtx me

Always needing belt...in skirts, gowns, trousers even shirts

WambyDiapers:
https://www.nairaland.com/3511128/how-cloth-diaper/3#53640376

Modern cloth nappies are much, much easier to use and practically rash-free.

dtz kul

Choiszman:
for your baby or what

myself. ..I have a small feet reasons for my shoe size

more dn cousins...jes deceiving his gf

[quote author=PublicAssurance post=53601562]why do u need pampers?.....cant u use the old school baby Napkin and wash it? I can't stand with this one o...i sit with it. [/quote/]
Ittx d poor baby dt wud suffer for nappy rash. ..not all mothers can use napkin

lacreamieboie:
Their Problem...

Meanwhile... My sweetheart is a year older! How many likes for her


My day doesn't start with the sunrise and end with the sunset. It starts and ends with you!
I adore everything about you, from your sparkling eyes and stunning smile to your tender loving heart and soul.
The day you came into this world was (even if I did not know it at that time), the first day of my long journey to you. And this to me is truly a special day.
I could never have dreamed you. You are every fantasy I've ever had, rolled up into the loveliest of creatures.
Happy Birthday to my one and only. My here, there and everywhere!
You cannot imagine how happy I am to spend your special day with you. I love you so much more today than yesterday, but not even one-tenth of what I'll feel tomorrow.
You can slay for Africa, talk for Antarctica and find trouble for America. Baby, continue just the way you are! I love you that way.
Your Birthday is the only day of the year I enjoy as much as mine and that's because I love you even more than myself.
Today, you will receive many greetings for your birthday from many well wishers. So this comes with something extra: my everlasting love.
It must have been incredibly sunny the day you were born- because you've brought only sunshine and warmth into my life ever since I met you.
If I could, I would hand you all the stars in the sky on a silver platter as your gift. But I cannot, so I'll give you my love to keep for eternity!

Happy birthday, Darling!
You're hearted,
Oyepitan Oluwafemi.
(@vj_oye)

Now... follow only me.

Plz z oluwafemi on nl? All dx poem cnt go to d dustbin lyk dah

So op is advertising himsef....issorite

LxgIncrediboy:
Lol... That's not a place... what street in Sabon gari?

Lol pm me

Hades2016:
LOL .... are you serious?

yeah

Hades2016:
pls are you in lagos ?

Oh no! Am in Kano

Hades2016:
how you doing and how was your night?

M fine and my night was okay

Hades2016:
you set wella ooooo ....

thnxxx

LxgIncrediboy:
I'll make you a deal... Tell me where u stay in Kano n I will tell you the font I use

lolzzz ah stay in sabon gari

engrobidigbo:
Try IIT (India institute of technology). Their graduates get the best jobs in the world

Thank you

Freak101:
lol that's nice sha,let us exchange gifts, gimme my own let me give you yours.

Give me the itel S31 let me buy you this

lolzzzz

Hades2016:
is that a boob milk .... just kidding oooo

Lolzz

Uptown7:
ok

For real?

Op pls whtz d name of d font yhu r using
me likey likey

I want a milk coloured flats.... size 37

sonnie10:
These are too cheap. How come she collects #10k from me every month? I guess Always Flexi is different.

hmmm so pathetic

SalomonKane:
Hike in price of sanitary pad increase and they're lamenting. The price of boxer shots have been on the increase before the recent recession and no man even complained.

Lol yhu can still wash and wear

THe world is getting smaller with Advancements in technology....communication, entertainment, and education which seemed so had to access before are just sitting right in front of us...