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BiafranBushBoy:
I said Noun Phrase Madam.
Did you attend a grammar school?

lol, it is a noun quite alright, but not a phrase.

BiafranBushBoy:
The noun phrase generator seems to be missing a determiner before it. Consider adding an article. E.G. A Generator

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Instead of Sey write Say

... Have a sweet day dearie

bush boy, mah teach you. generator is a word not a phrase. olodo. sey, pidgin. olodo. and no, I chose not to add the/a. thank u

firstking01:
I'm sure you read where she listed the qualities she wants in the potential maga…hope you know what that means??

I don't

R.I.P nicki

op, u want make I call Stelladimokokorkus for you abi? you took this post from one of her daily "chronicles of blog visitors narratives" and posted it here. desperado. tief tief so tey u tief person problem join

like one ode guy that would be kissing his phone sey he's kissing me. he actually asks me to kiss my phone deeply like I'm kissing him, he'll now me making one sound like generator.

firstking01:
InOtherWords, you are looking for who you will put in the friendzone, smh for that dude that will fall victim

duh!? she said she wants a male bestie, why would a guy read that and not expect to be in the friend zone....when she actually asked friend must a guy try to date every girl he meets?

Cutehector:
ok my uncle is an ex deputy inspector of police. So I can protect u if u be my girlfriend

lol, EX abi? who EX EPP. no, I will not be your girlfriend

Cutehector:
ur such a baby

lol, abeg o, sleeping in a cell is not something I ever want to do. them plenty wey go cry for my head

Cutehector:
have u slept in a cell before?

omg! no! should I modify? I'm scared

ESE is beautiful

see his lips, chimney.

was the "anonymous source" there with him when he got shot? cos I don't believe the story

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B2Spirits:
Don't start what you cannot finish, aunty that has to add "pweety" to her name b4 we can know she's pretty. Empty barrels make the loudest noise. I have told u that pretty females are most of the times dunderheads. In your case, you are ugly, and still dumb.

Men that want attractive females as wives have no option than to live with necessary devils. Wherever you are now, if you don't have that goat hair you call wig on, you certainly have one plastic strands as eyelashes. Were you guys born to be fake and f00lish at the same time? I'm sure you cannot flaunt your natural skin as I do, and have to use paints applied by some artists somewhere in Makoko, while forming Lekki residence.

Now they end up in Shiloh for the gift of a husband, as if marriage is a Shoprite phenomenon. They exalt money above wisdom, and celebrate idiocy. Their fathers have to reach level 14 in civil service before being able to obtain one raggedy car through bank loans, but want a man in his late 20s with Bentley luxury cars.

chai! I blame your girlfriend for doing this to ur life. it is sad, very sad that you can say all of these about someone you have never met, lol. yes, pweetixandy is my name cos I am prettyyyyyyy, oya kill urself . I don't see any "feature" in you jare. olodo boy and a more olodo girlfriend, perfect match. I'm not responsible for ur frustrations dakun

pussyAvenger:
op dnt listen to this garbage..... pple who divert their loyalty in bad times ain't worth it

where is she diverting her loyalty to na, she has been with the op from the get go of brokeness, of joblessness and nothingness. his girl has been with him o, she's still with him and doesn't plan on leaving him, and u r talking about loyalty. has she not been loyal to him even with nothing? she doesn't even know he has gotten a job. men, unu na kpasi mmadu iwe

torqque7:
Don't mind him..he doesn't know what he has yet until late he succeeds in pushing her away then he will meet the normal regular girls who will show him. Just imagine even with all she still is clinging to this guy and he's messing up..smh

I swear, that's what's even getting to me. she's still there with you, NY normal girl would have her fears when she sees that her boo is jobless, normal. but she's still with him. now he got a job and he wants to be using the girl to do yeye. I pray she leaves you o. oshisko

B2Spirits:
Go through my posts on NL, girl. If I refuse to reply you, you will be tempted to think that you have added my scalp to the collection of your conquered blockheads. Blindness is in many forms, I have learnt. I have written two stories, one published in Apple's iBookstore, the other in editing stage, and this girl has no idea of the works.

How are you going to convince me that you have what it takes to dine with the shrewd if you can't decipher greatness from afar? It saddens the heart that I have to start generalizing, having observed that 98% of women folks pass for bat-brained braggarts.

u nko that settled for a bat-brained braggart for a girlfriend, that makes u what? the king of the bat-brained. you settled for someone like you in my opinion. the little achievements you have garnered for yourself, does ur bat brain girlfriend know of them? does she acknowledge them at all? if she doesn't, then you are both stu.pid

advice....whenever he says he's travelling to see his bro in lag..babe he's coming to get some good stuff from me.


op don't confuse us jare, its advice not advise, advice-noun. advise-verb

big cassava no be by mouth, show us. with that ur needle u call cassa-

B2Spirits:
I did a thread before about how my girlfriend pities me for being jobless and as she keeps preaching to me to be serious with my life. When I found a new job, I'm yet to tell her. Now see our chat of today, and tell me if she's sane.

see how humans make life hard for themselves. will you die if u tell her u just got a job? babe is even telling u she is not leaving u, but u are here saying rubbish. You got a job, hurray!!! let's see if u can sustain it. maybe she really doesn't see any "feature" in you, why would she any "feature" in someone who opens a thread like this? show us ur employment letter.

same thing ladies are saying....humans! when are we going to learn to love and love for real

ehen! I was waiting for the part where you would mention school or jamb lesson or something, and then you mentioned school. na pikin dey worry all of una, no go read. you had a crush..crush? lol, you love her? and she's your crush? idi.ot

na everybody u dey call friend? abeg o, friend are friends only when they got somthn to get from you. you just met them and you call them friends already? must you eat with them?? dakun, nobody has ever died because they didn't have friends. your babe loves you, that's what matters, why do u even stick with pple who try to bring you down mehn, tell them off jare! I'm even angry

please, who knows where I can buy better push up bra in lag, like this girl's own. see as d jugs set

B2Spirits:
Check this thread to know what Yoruba Demon means.
https://www.nairaland.com/3636271/yoruba-demon-5-reasons-why
That guy is just insecure.

na so e dey start naaa, u no know. you say he's insecure now, pretty soon he'll start beating her, then one day maybe butcher her and use her parts to do pepper soup and give their kids to eat.

I dunno but I think the biz is lucrative, used to know a guy in d house next to mine, but he did the biz with okada, he had over 8 bikes on the road, he has built his house now and moved out of the area. I'm pretty sure he started small cos he was a photographer before venturing into d transportation biz. every day the abokis riding the bikes would come and give him money.

miss american, there's something we Nigerians call #YorubaDemon. that's what you've got for yourself. enjoy your Yoruba demon.

op please call it off! if u don't call it off, no be ur papa born you.

dingbang:
yep... I got two accounts... Decided to use this .. Surprised?

so u are the annoying dingb-ang!!! omg!!!

dingbang:
hope u don't mind we chatting offline please

wait. are u cutehector? cos I think I saw ur profile pix in his

dingbang:
xandy

dingdong