₦airaland Forum

aguiyi1:
Hehehehe
Eye candy is Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses

ooooh..I see,eye candy it is

aguiyi1:
Sorry dear, love those eyes, are they natural or candy

lol..what's candy..they are candy I guess

aguiyi1:
See her trying to start an argument she is certain about losing. Ok agreed, we no dey try but at least the number of us maintaining our physique is much more than the ladies attempting it.

Truth be told, a man needs more of pocket fitness than physical fitness but for the ladies, even if they have the pocket fitness and lack the physical, they will still have a problem getting a choice man.

Ever wondered how ojukwu married a beauty queen with his crude face, pocket fitness my dear

wasn't trying to start an argument.

These butts are ugly shaa..or is it just me

The camera man who thought of this must be in one hellish relationship with his babe

aguiyi1:
Naija babes, have this shape after a child
Ok tell me,
How many of them follow their guys to the gym or go alone
How many of them eat good fruits (them like eba, rice,yam, corn, etc! all na same tin)
How many of them do you see doing road work except they start looking like amoeba

But go to nkwobi joint or sizzlers , you will see them pointing at everything in the show glass . with their big tummy you will hardly know which one is pregnant and which one is carrying afor beer.

lol..our naija men,una too no dey try. Even if a guy manages to stay trim,somethngs wld still be jiggling, d chest wld be like chopping board,after he wld say rest ur head on my chest,fear sef go dey catch me make I no go break him ribs. A man is supposed to be firm,hard and toned,that's what masculinity should look like. That's where kwonder comes in *whistles*

Cosmetic surgery..that's how. She works out,diets and all that jack,but she needs at least liposuction on her waist to have this figure. And d pix may have been studio enhanced,every thing is photoshopped this days

Cutehector4u:
oh oh oh, i remember you....pweetixandy....lool why wont u admit d fact dat i can read ur mind....ah mean, isnt dat heroic? Lol

lol..heroic indeed..ok,what's on my mind now

Cutehector4u:
so orisirisi means copy copy..so how does dat relate to my comment

noooo..orisirisi means diff diff things. And I remember u copied my comment on that female banker thread..I think it was u,if I'm not wrong.

Cutehector4u:
pweetixandy pweetixandy pweetixandy... How many times hav i mentioned your name? Tell me the meaning of what u just wrote or....

lool..no fear its just a sarcastic yoruba expression,means different different things. U are d copy copy somebody abi? lol

diportivo:
why guessing abt meeting seun? ...iv warned u not to be mentioning me up and down nairaland ...i love u tho

infact,I dnt wantu meet seun. And I will mention u whenever I like,as many times as I like

Cutehector4u:
lool,maybe he wanted to say share underwears...the boy will wear the girl's pant and the girlfrnd will wear the boy's boxers

orisirisi

Ok

"Share eachother's boxers"..u mean two gay lovers? Anyway..I can't,its disgusting.

U mean it smells down there? So badly that people around can perceive the stench?! ..I think d cause of d odour is from the inside and not about washing or bathing regularly. There was one time in secondary schl,a female senior student had this horrible smell coming from her "below region" and d whole schl later found out she had d&c but there were still remnants of d foetus inside which caused d smell. Tell ur babe to go and see a female nurse or doc,shez got somethn inside of her that's causing d smell.

Joebecks or is it joebeckz..cutie!





Kwonder..hottie!




Diportivo..mah bring u come dis side today




And seun I guess

teddy7:
lol what re u on about

I am toasting u now

Hey..can I have ur phone?

"Why?"
Cos my mum asked me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams

Olive green container wit red label.

Bridezilla

Well..there is no smoke without fire..o.p confess

Wale112:
check online how much hair cost

sharrap and gerrout

O.p..babe ask u for 500k to do hair..u wale112,babe tell u say make u bring 500k sey she wan do hair Why u dey lie like this naaa ehn? How much do u earn annually Guys,have u ever heard of d saying "with every action,there is an equal and opposite reaction?" So when u guys are busy complaining and going after girls who only want financial benefits frm u,ask urslves,bet why all these evils from girls D male folk must have gone wrong somewhere.

elshaddai58:
sweetie,come and vote for me na,am in group 4

ok

snika:
Looking at your profile picture, one can easily tell you are ogbanje. Were you born like that or did your oyel mother teach you?

Anyway, I couldn't find the bolded in the dictionary but I think what your deluded brain is trying to tell us is that he's smart and intelligent. That's the common feature I could ascertain from Igbo people and that's what I think you mean by Igbotic.

Anyway, try to be more descriptive next time sha.

is "bolded" in d dictionary?! Olodo! be criticising like a reta..rd

Kwonder tho..bada boom