₦airaland Forum

Shalommy:
Tiv and fulani. Them match well well

They will use that fat and oil fulani collect over milk after boiling nunu and use it as lubricating oil for the anus

Goodlady:
You are ignored like a used menstrual pad. Pad sef useful pass you this unproductive thing.

Hope you have an incinerator in your house. Before you cause an epidemic in your area

Shalommy:
Chaii.. U don get another sexmate.

Abeg oh!

Make him go oil fman anus do the needful and then fman would return the favour too

I am sure Freo will like the Tiv boy

Of course, is this election not better than any that was ever done before?

Look at what OBJ did in 2003 yet he had the guts to condemn this election.

Our electoral process will only get better.

The diplomats can really see right through us. They know what is and is not.

IP🐽B can keep hating.

Shalom

Freo:
I'm actually really sexy you know. You'd be on your knees asking for my love once you've met me and looked into my eyes

I was talking to my sexy wall lizard Shalommy not you.

You should rather meet your fellow f@ggot named fman, I am sure he will like you

Iqtest:
Lol😆
I thought ahnie was intelligent, till she started ranting unprovokedly (intelligent people don't do that)

Iyaebe is too shallow minded.

Fenardezisback is a troll.

I can't seems to understand a single comment of jeon.

Ahnie loves fish.
She is so obsessed with everything about fish that she emulates it.

Anytime you see Ahnies comments, just know an intelligent fish dropped an opinion

unamamatoto:
Ahnie
Iyaebe
Jeon
Fernandezisback

Any objections ??

Discus

Freo:
Use anything to do vawulence with but stop insulting a whole tribe with the minor reason of being funny.

Me also: ikr, this my creepy part comes out when someone hurts another person no matter how careless i am at that moment, i always react emotionally.. Let the vawulence continue

But me and my sexy black wall lizard named Shalommy didn't say anything out of line😎

Shalommy:
Na freo dey smell.

My sexy black wall lizard, is that so?

chatinent:
1. When I was using a Symbian phone, I said I wouldn’t ever use an Android and that it was fragile and not button-friendly. But I still use Android.

2. I said Apple Phones were a total waste of money and rather than buying it, I’d buy land. Omo, I still buy am. 🫣

3. Say I no go fit borrow money for loan apps. E hook me one day, I borrow o…my voice was beginning to lost. Damn.🫡

4. Would never fight. Not until two boys waylaid me on the road to accost and steal from me. Some secondary-school looking boys o. As in, apart from everything, if you no fear my size, you no fear my height? I beat beat am as if I wan kill am. 😦

5. I won’t run from my fellow man. Not until I was in Biu, Bornu State and we headed to catch fish in a small stream recommended by my Hausa roommate who kind of knew the locals and environs well. They’ve caught some before so it was factual. We reach there, e no tey some armed men begin pursue us o. I ran like say I wan die. Literally, I thought I was dead cos of the news of Boko Haram there. Sha, they were civilian JTFs.🙄

6. Girl no fit beat me. It was in primary three. Normally, I don’t cause troubles. But this girl Loveth has been threatening me with fights for no just reason. As the wicked souls in the class may want it, they’ve already staged a ring for the fight. As I came, hanty pushed me. On swifts, I held myself and subscribed to ‘I don’t fight girls.’ She threw a slap and I block with my wrist… my hand nearly break. I just held myself and left. Later I knew she was one Ngwa girl who’s stayed at the village all her life, and she was bigger than us all, and stronger.

Sha I still respected the fact say I no disgrace myself🤭

Did you school at NAUB ?

Freo:
Then you must be unconditionally kind to your fellow human being equally as you would be kind to yourself. Not that i ask you to do anything but all i say is with the mysteries of life alone, you should understand that there are life principles that we must abide by, things that every single person in this world will have to deal with the consequences, later alone! Be a kind person and see the world from another perspective, i believe deep down we all have that good part of us that always screams out but we always tend to ignore. Peace

You just the spoil the whole fun

What's up with this preaching... Abi you no Sabi small Vawulence sef? Mtcheeeeeew


Bye.... Unto my next candidate

SmellingAnus:
bye

Why tell me bye?

Is it a crime to source fine fine sisters from people?

Iwedunloye:
I bleeped a Lady I vowed not to Bleep Today

Konji na bastard.

But if I say I can't fvck a lady, I really can't fvck her.

What ever reason I have for not wanting to won't allow me even have an erection.

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Imagine person like Weird MC off pant for me... I will puke

IyaebeTheGreat:
Who is this?

I am DMCA

SmellingAnus:
Lol... Everyone has a smelling anus especially after defecation... The joke is on you

It's no joke oh!

I want to link you up with a guy that likes anus.

His name is fman

nabiz:
08135884401.

If I chat you on WhatsApp, you fit liknk me up with any of your fine sisters or cousins?

I want to cure my konji

MrKingsv:
I want to buy a Universal mifi.

Any one for sale at clearance price should tag me mbok....


I don tire for Airtel

MTN worse

SmellingAnus:
I never said one should seek only wealth... What we agreed on is that wealth from God is not bad or is it bad?

Have you started seeking wealth with your smelling anus?

IyaebeTheGreat:
haha I trust you to beat the living daylight out of her

After that, I will flog her vagina with my penis.

Nonsense

Say no to IP🐽B agenda

Freo:
Who TF are you then?

I am a Nigerian

AI has taken over boy

KanwuliaExtra:
The day you will DIE for sure!

You mean your kpekus will take me to heaven?

Holy lord, may your will be done

Tell me how that heaven looks like.