BeeBeeOoh:


https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/18/tinubu-directs-education-officials-to-conduct-census-of-all-schools-teachers/

Ebi!

Lamanii22:
The tassels was worth the hassle…
B.A English language
National open university
Grateful to God, grateful for love and support 🥂🥂

Congrats. Wishing you a great career journey ahead.

Owoicho4040:

Source: https://independent.ng/contemptuous-harassment-call-efcc-to-order-nigeria-not-lawless-country-yahaya-bello-media-office/

Lol, BAT my Boi! i like it when u shake people wei bin think say Bubu no go eva commot from power again. That is to let everyone working with you too know that one day power go change hand, make them take am easy. And even you urself too.

LegendHero:


Source: https://nairametrics.com/2024/04/17/tinubu-directs-inclusion-of-national-open-university-graduates-in-nysc-scheme/

wait o, so dem no de go youth service before? So how legit have they been all the while?

slivertongue:
Absolute nonesense

Absolutely my broda. in short i call it, Executive Rabish.

alanto:
Obidients just dey avoid the thread. Ibos hate anything Dangote but they want people to fly Air Peace. Lol

pls dont spoil this nice thread with trybal sentiments. ejor

post=129491012:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/4/customs-officer-lynched-for-allegedly-shooting-passenger-to-death-in-katsina-2.html

An Eye for An Eye!.

DesignMaestro:


https://www.facebook.com/100057351074401/posts/933740101881017/?app=fbl

Somebody should advise that gypsy to keep quiet.
The only way we will take him seriously is for him to relocate back home to stay here with Nigerians and do all those things he wants us to do under a very hostile economic atmosphere . And Pls tell him BAT has finished giving appointments in case he is not aware.

MT:


Hogwash article.

Companies are actively recruiting for experienced hire and newbie who has lot of potentials.

You wont see SKILLED tech guy leaving IT for traditional industries.

There are so many moving parts in IT and you need to be well grounded and see how they influence each other.

I do not know where this op sees this false article. Genuine IT dudes are selling like hot cakes.

You wouldn't have said it better.
Who said with great tech experience any company in Nigeria can just wake up and lay you off? except for other reasons or the company is shutting down. It's not that easy. Tech remains the lifewire of many modern orgs even in this Nigeria.

Oboi! the revelations am getting about women in these comments shock me. Haba. All this for women only? I have to start learning about women now o. where are the lady folks, make una come confirm wetin the men to talk about una here weda na true or not? Abeg

Adeolaeniola:
IBEDC, we dey wait for your reply

Abeg which people be IBEDC o?

LegendHero:



https://punchng.com/breaking-cbn-stops-use-of-foreign-currencies-as-collateral-for-naira-loan/

Day don de break.

advanceDNA:


Demand for naira is what will boot naira in a floating currency system....

...hope u understand that Dangote is not exporting crude oil products to other nations in naira...he's being paid in dollars for his exports ....

His business operation will not significantly boost naira as Reno claimed without the government heavily paying subsidy on the exchange rate as they are doing now......

Thats why they are saying Reno is a paid propaganda spreader.....

Tell them. Reno is spewing ignorance and the gullibles will celebrate him without knowledge.

how can this kind of guy father a child? someone am just seeing pieces of metals and paintings only hanging everywhere . Even without the DNA, my own eye-DNA shows he is not the father.

Anthony0094:
this DNA go cos ww3

Its already causing bros.

God1000:


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://africa.businessinsider.com/local/lifestyle/10-best-governed-countries-in-africa-according-to-world-economics/s2xh92h&ved=2ahUKEwjBp-rn96uFAxXyXUEAHfvHChgQxfQBKAB6BAgFEAI&usg=AOvVaw0JtDzsHzo792opQoKmQ5aL


Global rankings
On the global space, Denmark, Norway, Finland, New Zealand, and Sweden ranked 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th respectively. Switzerland, the Netherlands, Ireland, Luxembourg, Canada, Germany, Iceland, Estonia, Australia, and the United Kingdom follow.

Ghana is 48th on the rankings as the West African nation edges out countries like Argentina, Bulgaria, Hong Kong, Malaysia, Brazil, Senegal, Malawi, Indonesia, India, Tunisia, Cote d’Ivoire, United Arab Emirates, Benin, Rwanda, Kenya, Morocco, Tanzania, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Turkey, Egypt, amongst other countries.

So what happens to Nigerian governed by my Boi BAT? You mean he is wasting his time?

pretydiva:
Your sister in law is like a sister to you. Only Men with no self control can do otherwise

If you were a guy, i would have said more but since you are a babe let me not proceed.

mariahAngel:
Are you tempted by your sister-in-law or what?

Who is infallible? You abi? okay i don hear

[quote author=Kelklein post=129294829][/quote]
Modify the ones you already have in your system to include the features. Common sense. Before you know it now govt will start compelling people to queue up in various places shutting down everywhere causing untold hardship on the citizens. Chai! This is a traditional/manual country in everything. No smart thinking.

Richtaiwo:

No, that's not what he is talking about. He also never said Dangote owns Nigeria. So don't attempt changing what he said out hate for Nigeria. What he said is; change your dollars to naira (that's is you have any) before Dangote refinery products hit the market which will expectedly bring down the dollars.

Since him love Nigeria well well, why him run go stay another man country de prophesy na? Make him come join us. DOnt mind that guy himjust de try make Tinubu give ma something to do.

Chee59:
I don't envy the back pain she lives with.

Seriously? I am really learning here. I didn't know it has any posture related issues

illicit:


Yes o

The funny thing is that we don't know anything about the missing goats

It's only careless fowls that we usually achieve

Lol, with ACHIEVEMENT statement , I am now suspecting you guys on the goats as well.

opamoses1:

Cheating in everything

Usefulsense:
Last year, I sought the opinion of Nairalanders concerning my plan to move to Australia.
My major worry was my age (48) and also considering that my net salary in Nigeria was a little over a million Naira per month as the financial controller of a manufacturing company in Onitsha.

Below is the link to the thread I opened to seek peoples advice and I recommend that you go through the thread to fully appreciate
the story that follows.

[url=https://www.nairaland.com/7825207/japa-confused-please-advise][/url]. I promised to tell my story after 3 months of my stay in Australia.

I finally left Nigeria on December 7th, 2023 and arrived the country on December 9th with my children. Today, I am exactly 3 months, 2 weeks and 6 days old in Sydney, australia.

This is not a hearsay, it is not an eye witness account, it is my story.

This is intended to guide people who maybe planning to travel outside Nigeria. Should you migrate at an age over 45 or not?

Those who told me not to go are right and those who told me to travel are also right.

Given another opportunity, will I take the decision to move out of Nigeria at 48? Have I made a mistake? How am I surviving?

You will find out in this thread.

To be continued shortly .........

You should have also tried getting their license on content writing, bc i can see you have the skills also. Great information you have shared here. I know a web developer who is 52 and was trying to enquire if he could be accepted into Canada or Australia for migration and work. I dont know if you have any hints about that?, Pls you may also share to help Nigerians.

noeloge82:
This is a black ⚫️ Easter for some traveller's travelling for Easter from Lagos, the boarded ifesinachi luxury night bus but were ambushed at ijebu ode by armed gang.

They were completely robbed of all valuables and then the luxury bus was shot and burnt down what a black ⚫️ Easter.

Please watch

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/qL1qRqnGJpjaG86d/?mibextid=qi2Omg





https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/31/bandits-rob-luxury-bus-passengers-going-easter-celebration-highway-ogun-raze-vehicle

What a wicked wolrd!

Dialpad:
Will this not lead to layoffs and closure of branches etc

I see them using less human to significantly reduce costs

Tech boom opportunity coming...

Rolings:


If hating on your fellow humans makes your unique then you should take however the rest of the world describe you.....its what makes you unique.
Is that also why you regard some of your citizens as slaves ? The same uniqueness made you regard Ebonyi people as less humans abi
Mr Unique is that also why your people sell fake and substandard spare parts as new?... Manufacture fake drugs brazenly and those of you that can't compete do rituals ?.... You are really unique.

Its that uniqueness that made your region so underdeveloped that you have to live in the south west to know the meaning of development

UNIQUE IGBOMAN...... continue

Look, that man up there already made some sense. Do you know why Nigeria is the way it is? Tri.balism. Bc it is my broda i dont see anything wrong with what he is doing. Noooo. We need to change for Nigeria to be better, we must call a spade a spade so everyone will sit up. Dont worship anyone bc he is ricjh or comes from your trybe.

Freshtruth:
Omo I go est just 2 pieces of meat if na night NATO pray make NEPA off light make 2 enter pocket

Nothing special there na. na just meat na. normally, i dont have much appetite for stuff like this even. In short, na them go de beg me to eat sef

Are there no babes in this thread? Or are they saying they are are not even reading comments to reply?

FreeStuffsNG:


https://punchng.com/binance-chief-fg-contacts-interpol-soldiers-held-over-detainees-escape/

Wait! why is everything about this country going left-wards all the time? Nothing seems to go straight in this country called Nigeria.

Islie:


https://punchng.com/ogun-man-stabbed-to-death-during-loan-argument/

Oh BAT my boi, Y

NairaOcean:
In a significant breakthrough against criminal activities, the Nigerian Police Force has apprehended a notorious bandit, identified as Nasiru Mohammed, alias "Danger," following a successful raid on a bandits' camp located on the outskirts of Abuja.

The operation was led by a team of highly trained officers from the Anti-Kidnapping Squad. Nasiru Mohammed, whose name strikes fear in residents of the region, has been on the police's most-wanted list for a string of violent crimes, including armed robbery, kidnapping, and cattle rustling.

Fine boy carrying innocent face but with a dangerous and monster-like heart . My God!