₦airaland Forum

ireneony:
why shud i sleep over a guy house that is not my fiance
if rape happen na the s!lly naija police force go ask me wetin i go find for the guy place

take it easy babe!!!

Chiam55:
Sonofmark pouts in his dp guys are starting this Shi now.



STOP IT JST STOP IT STOP IT.



*hitting them on the nose with a newspaper*

So they are bugs now?!

SELENAqueensy:
Prefer the selfie stick

This babe, you dey add weight abi na wetin?

pinkshell:
U don't need to get married to get all u listed above

For ur domestic chores u cld get an househelp
For ur frnds n fam bothering u, avoid too many visits
For kids wu wld bear ur name, u cld get a desperate gal to be ur baby mama, just mk provision 4 ur own kids so she can gladly give dem ur name.

Marriage doesn't promise u all u listed above, not all gals can handle domestic work, nt all marriages turn out fruitful, I no dis is d idealogy of a typical black man.

I tink d most impt tin is companionshp, cos witout dis marriage must be a bore, all odas are d fruits dat comes wit it.

mmmhhhh! E be like say you dey make sense...

dickrider:
[size=34pt]I GO FOR SEX[/size]

I need a ride!!! Asap!!!!

elantraceey:
like seriously@ some comments?

i'll just ask him to stop wearing it and get a dozen for him.

You, my pretty damsel, has won the interwebs for today!!!

Lala247:
Yes i did, hope u slept well too

O yeah! I did, was dreaming of.....

chiibekee:
obu aka oru chukwu. Ekele niile diri ya

Chi, o leee kwanu how far?

Motolank:
I don't do chop make I chop...I got my own arena

We go chop alone.. together. No fall my hand o!!!

Lala247:
Nothing dey just about to sleep

mmhh! that picture / everything i need is in it / hope you get to sleep well

Motolank:
But u don already finish cooking naa, na to chop remain.... If I bring fuel food go burn ooo!

no worry / i juzt dey start / we go chop am together... if you know what i mean!

chipatra:
d one wey dey fцck me do, I no need another 1 for now

nne ehn/ idi ka onye ga anyaji guys crank shaft / ihe di gi na ukwu nwere weight / nyem kam ritu nu / there is love in sharing

DzTzl:
hahahahahah o serz

i am serious o / oya PM make we discuss

DzTzl:
hahahahahah o serz

mmhh! i am serious o! no allow this shack to waste!! oya PM make we discuss

Motolank:
Issokay, I won't put sansand....

No wahala, bring fuel come for the fire!!

prettythicksme:
I travel go india

mmmmhhhh!!!! see ya life in 3D!!!

DzTzl:
yea, any P?

Ah! plenty P dey o! Over-correct dey worry you! Abeg, weting be una address, I don buy shack wey I wan come give your papa!!!

Motolank:
Doing ooosa in our river, without informing us (labelabe)?

Bia, na wetin now?!!!

Lala247:
Lol guess no fp then

love of my life in the making/ how far?

prettythicksme:
hmmmmm op can lie oooo

Spec of life weey you now??!!! Wey the Lala you promise me??

DzTzl:
Hypo go wipe o!

Babe, is that you on that profile pic?

chipatra:
wey d husband dїск; abi d photo no dey

Why you like prickk and anything wey concern fuccking like this? ehn? If I say come chop big one now you go take off!!!!

ndy4evame:
...n wot do u c?

I see... PM make I tell you, it's for your eyes only!!

ndy4evame:
Easy doz IT!

eAZY DOES IT BABE!

Me like what me see...

KanwuliaJara:
Absolutely nothing!
If it does not happen before or after the marriage, it will happen on the wedding day!
This is AFRICA!
TOTO is LORD!!!!

Ladies! Get in there and BORN YOUR CHILDREN AND AIDS!!!!

I love your kind of crazy!!!

ammyluv2002:
Guys sha *smh*

Tell them the truth before marriage ......problem
Hide the truth till after marriage ......problem


Most Guys are so difficult to please ie guys like the poster

Dude, pls stop looking for excuses and settle down with somebody. Most ladies pretend and lie a lot and you're lucky to have met a lady who isn't a liar

God is the giver of children! I'm not saying kudos to the lady but you shouldn't judge her from her past/mistakes. We are all human so why not just forgive her and tell her to ask God for Mercy and move on with your wedding plans

You!!!

Lala247:
Recommendations for ?

eerrr... please tell your friend to explain better so you'll understand > prettythicksme!

Lala247:
Whats up?

nothing much dear, just checking you out... on someones recommendation .

and i must say I am well pleased....

Uniquexty:
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There are things I need to find out from you, if you are up to it though!