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RIP.
So So Sad

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The burial of former Super Eagles captain and Chief Coach, Stephen Keshi, who died on June 8th has been slated for July 29th at his hometown, Illah in Oshimili North Local Government Area of Delta State. According to the Delta State Commissioner for Information, Patrick Ukah who is a member of the Keshi burial committee, Keshi’s funeral ceremony will commence on Thursday July 28th and end on Sunday July 31st.
The funeral would kick off in Edo State on Thursday July 28th with a requiem mass at Saint Paul’s Catholic Church, Airport Road, Benin-City, from 9:00 am, followed by lying in state at Samuel Ogbemudia Stadium, also in Benin-City, by 11:00am.
There will also be a novelty match by All Stars as well as a session of tributes in honour of the late soccer star at the stadium.
“The same day, his remains will depart Benin-City for Asaba, Delta State, from 1:15pm. On arrival, there will be lying in state ceremony at Stephen Keshi International Stadium, Indoor Hall, Asaba, from 3:15pm, followed by a novelty match by All Stars and Tributes at Stephen Keshi International Stadium, Asaba, from 3:30pm”Ukah said The service of songs/vigil Mass will the same day hold at St John the Evangelist Catholic Church, Illah, by 6:00pm, according to the obsequies release. On Friday, July 29th, his body will leave Asaba for his hometown, Illah by 7am.
There will be a lying in state at his family home, Ukpologwu Quarters, Illah, from 8:30am. A Requiem Mass will take place at St John the Evangelist Catholic Church, Illah, by 10:00am followed by interment at his family compound, Ukpologwu Quarters, Illah, from 12:30pm.
A thanksgiving will be held at the Evangelist Catholic Church, Illah on Sunday July 31st.

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/07/20/stephen-keshi-to-be-buried-july-29th/

This is really a love story.
dope

Imagine a love that is stifled by doubt, one that is cut back in its expressions by uncertainty and a morbid fear of the unknown-if the parents of your partner will give their blessings to your union. That is the story told in these visuals for “JOMBO” off the critically acclaimed album “NEW ERA” by KISS DANIEL.
The video which was directed by Ani James for AJE Filmworks for G-Worldwide Entertainment, follows the journey of a young couple as they try, first with initial reluctance, and finally success to introduce their affair to the lady’s parents.
Ani James explores the use of humour to weave a story that is relatable in its execution, and inspiring in its message of love serving as a bridge builder between people from different tribes and generations.
JOMBO is the first video to be shot off the NEW ERA album after the release of the first four singles “WOJU”, “LAYE”, GOOD TIME” and “MAMA” on the album. The song was produced by MASTERKRAFT, and has since become a fan favourite among fans, and especially with the various audiences that attended the recently concluded KISS DANIEL USA TOUR across major cities in the United States.
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lalasticlala get beef? with timenaija nii?
What is this still doing here?
fp abeg

Please, how do I comment on Nairaland?

omo see dirty water oo

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A University of Benin student named Igbukolu Victor graduated yesterday and this is what his friends did to him.

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/07/20/photos-from-a-uniben-students-graduation-baptism/

buht! is this not a toy since it can't fly? Rubbish!

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25-year-old University student from Kaduna, Mubarak Abdullahi supposedly built a helicopter at home that can allegedly fly up to seven feet. The people who shared the info on Facebook claim he used scrap aluminum and parts from a Honda Civic, an old Toyota and from the remains of a crashed Boeing 747 to build it.

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/07/19/photos-university-student-in-kaduna-builds-helicopter-from-scraps/

She no even trust her husband!

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In a recent radio interview, actress Mercy Aigbe-Gentry, says she wears bum shorts at home so that “toothpick leg” girls will not snatch her husband from her. Her colleague, Adunni Ade who was also on the set of the interview had earlier said she will not wear booty shorts in her home as it was inappropriate.
When Adunni asked Mercy if she wears booty shorts at home, Mercy said “I wear bumshots so that all those toothpick leg girls will not snatch my husband. I do oh…I do”she said.

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/07/13/i-wear-bum-shorts-so-that-girls-will-not-snatch-my-husband-actress-mercy-aigbe-gentry-says/

SEE COSSY PHOTO OF TIMAYA AND HIS NEW MANAGER---> http://360jamng.tk/photo-have-you-seen-timayas-new-manager/

Dancehall artiste, Timaya, took to social media some hours ago to unveil his new manager.
The ‘Egberi Papa 1 of Bayelsa’, has unveiled famed artiste
manager , Osagie Osanrekhoe , as his new manager.
He wrote:
Meet my new manager….OSAGIE OKUNKPOLOR. Welcome to DM records

Recall, Osagie, some weeks back was involved in a legal battle with Baseline Records, home to singer Skales. She was accused of defrauding the label of several millions of Naira alongside Skales, whom she managed during that period.
Osagie , before now, managed the likes of Wizkid, Reekado Banks and Dammy Krane.

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Source: http://360jamng.tk/photo-have-you-seen-timayas-new-manager/

He has proved it! Haters oya

This morning a United States based event promoter accused Iyanya of defaulting on his Hilton hotel bills while recently in the United States on tour. This came shortly after Iyanya announced he would soon be dropping a new album and launching a record label.
The said person also accused him of living of promoters….
See more after the cut:
The accusation was picked up by Instablog9ja but immediately Iyanya clapped back and he even had receipts from the hotel stating he had paid!
He came back strong with a letter from the Hilton, showing that he isn’t in debt and has made his payment. He captioned the post,
@instablog9ja when haters try to make blessed people like me look bad please get your facts right. Thanks call Allison Schaefer for facts 713 974 1000
Damn! Iyanya IS. NOT. PLAYING!
See more reciepts below
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Source: http://360jamng.tk/iyanya-claps-back-at-promoter-who-accused-him-of-not-paying-hotel-bills-in-us/

Best coach right now

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Portugal and Real Madrid Superstar Cristiano Ronaldo will be out injured for 4-5 months according to reports coming out from Spain and Madrid.
The striker had to be stretchered off the field after colliding with France player Dimitri Payet and had to watch his teammates win EURO 2016 in extra-time without him.
According to top Spanish media, Managing Madrid, the Real Madrid forward has suffered a partly torn ACL. The initial medical reports by doctors in France estimate that he could be sidelined for four or five months.
If this report turns out to be true then he’ll miss the UEFA Super Cup clash with Sevilla on August 9th. He’ll miss a large chunk of the La Liga season as well as the group matches of Madrid’s Champions League defence.

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/07/12/cristiano-ronaldo-wont-play-football-for-4-5-months-after-suffering-torn-anterior-cruciate-ligament/

I'm in 400L in Federal University Of Technology, Owerri.
I need where to do my IT. No more time!
I'll appreciate.

Tinie Tempah drops the visuals to his Mamacita single featuring Starboy, Wizkid . Mamacita is the first single off Tinnie’s forth-coming album “YOUTH”
Watch and share the colorful video below
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gbagam! One chance

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Operatives of the Rapid Response Squad (RRS) on Saturday July 2, arrested Ayodeji Ijitola, 32, along Ikorodu Road while driving a motorcycle (Okada) on a footbridge made for pedestrians at Irawo bus stop. Apart from riding Okada on a footbridge, he was also driving in restricted area where Okadas are banned. The police and everybody there were shocked by the effrontery. His Okada has been impounded and transferred with the suspect to Taskforce for prosecution.
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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/photo-rrs-nabs-okada-rider-for-driving-on-pedestrian-footbridge/

He deserves it abeg!

Report reaching us is that Falz has won the Best International act award on BET Awards.
Congrats Bro!
360jamng loves you.
Adekunle Gold didn’t waste any time to congratulate him on Instagram.
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Source: http://360jamng.tk/photos-falz-wins-best-international-act-on-bet2016-awards/

we're watching as usual

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Yesterday, Sahara Reporters shared a report alleging that the Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Tukur Buratai and his two wives, owned properties in Dubai that was paid for from the money he allegedly made from “a vehicle contract scam when he, Buratai, was the Director of Procurement at the Army HQ”. According to Sahara reporters,
“the Nigerian Army had awarded an apparently bogus contract for the supply of vehicles and motorcycles for the use of troops involved in an anti-terrorism offensive in the North East”. The report stated that some aggrieved military officers in the North East who found out about the contract have petitioned President Buhari.
However in a swift reaction, the Nigerian Army has released a statement reacting to the report. According to the statement which was signed by Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman, Acting Director, Army Public Relations, the Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant General Tukur Yusufu Buratai and his family indeed owned two properties in Dubai and that the properties were bought from personal savings
“The allegations contained in the Sahara Reporters write up are baseless and not correct. It is a fact that the Buratai family have two properties in Dubai that were paid for instamentally through personal savings three years ago. This, along with other personal assets have consistently been declared by General Buratai in his Assets Declaration Form as Commander Multinational Joint Task Force Commander and as Chief of Army Staff.
It is pertinent to state that the Chief of Army Staff does not have any account with Skye Bank as alleged, let alone making deposits in the imaginary bank account to the tune of the amount stated in the write up. Similarly, he has not been involved in any form of shady or dishonest transaction, not to talk of “contract scam”.
In addition, General Buratai was never near either Defence Headquarters or Army Headquarters in 2013. It is pertinent to also note that he was never a Director of procurement in Army Headquarters as alleged. As a matter of fact, the Nigerian Army never had a Directorate of Procurement till when he established one last year when he became Chief of Army Staff.
In a bid to rubbish the hard earned reputation and good name of the Chief of Army Staff, these blackmailers will stop at nothing hence all these kinds of mudslinging.
It is really worrisome that some people could condescend so low to fabricate baseless allegation against the Chief of Army Staff for reasons that could best be described as mischievous. It is equally worrisome that Sahara Reporters could lend space for this obvious mischief. We really do not believe that it is because the price is right.
Consequently, the public and indeed all well meaning persons should disregard this round of campaign of calumny against the Chief of Army Staff and similar ones because they are baseless and unfounded.
For the unscrupulous elements and their cohorts, these campaigns would prod the Nigerian Army and indeed the Chief of Army Staff to continue to serve the nation diligently and with utmost zeal.

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/nigerian-army-reacts-to-reports-of-buratai-his-wives-owning-properties-in-dubai/

Gbagam! watching in 3D

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Militant group, Niger Delta Avengers, this afternoon asked President Buhari to also call for a referendum on Nigeria just like his British counterpart David Cameron did yesterday June 24th. The group said the referendum would help Nigerians decide if they still wanted to stay together. The stated this in two tweets on their twitter handle. They also released a statement asking President Buhari to visit the Niger Delta region to see for himself the deprivation host communities have suffered in the hands of oil companies that operate in their communities. Read the statement below
The Nigeria President Buhari should visit Ugborodo host to Chevron crude oil Export terminal/EGTL gas plant, Ogulagha host to Shell For cados Crude Oil Export terminal/tank farm, Bonny Island host to Shell Bonny Crude Oil Export terminal/NLNG gas terminal, Brass host to Agip/ENI export terminal, Ibeno host to ExxonMobil Qua Iboe crude export terminal. These are just the export terminals not talking about the numerous oil and gas flow stations and the oil Wells that criss cross the length and breadth of the Niger delta.Mr. President come and see for yourself what the host communities are going through in the hands of Nigeria government and the multinationals.
Brig.Gen Moduch Agbinibo
Spokesman
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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/niger-delta-avengers-ask-president-buhari-to-call-for-a-referendum-just-like-cameron-did/

this is surely a banger!
D*wnload-->

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READ MORE OF BEN BRUCE HILARIOUS RANTINGS HERE---> http://www.timenaija.com/those-celebrating-my-downfall-celebrated-too-soon-ben-murray-bruce/