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Giddyperson:
Cho ogodo kpuchie mpatanpa gi. Onaghi adi adimu mma n'anya. Translation: Look for wrapper and cover your laps. It usually doesn't look good in my eyes

Guess who said this and to whom

Your mil. . So you are showing your sexy sexy to her huh?

And you sabi write igbo like this, gi bia mechie onu mgbe a na ede asusu igbo. Aguola m gi kemgbe na ndi my mama say I be igbo na amaghi na imatara ihe a na eme

jazzyjazz:
Make Una rejoice with me o
After a year and 3 months, I finally landed a job! And I'm to resume immediately

Congratulations

Please doctor I have been having hbp since I put to bed six weeks ago. I was prescribed a week's course of hiclodopa which brought it down but at my six weeks check yesterday, it has risen again though I felt completely fine.
The doc prescribed hiclodopa again with nitrazepam and normodipin. I took them yesternite but was unable to sleep much because of the baby.
My problem is this: I woke up this morning with the most excruciating headache ever in my life and have to take painkillers to diffuse it.

Please doctor what should I do. I am scared to take the drugs again this night because I need to function for my family and they made me unable to do so.

Help!!

kelizosuy:
I went to check my weight today again and I weighed 71kg, it turned out that the 75kg was a false weight. I also asked my gynea how much for the different series of birth, here are the price list

C. S 150k
Epidural with VD 60k
VD 20k
I think I might go with the epidural birth though

Please where is this place?

Never mind. I just saw your answer.

Giddyperson:
I noticed that our other Americana bestie has recently become a nobody. I have no doubt she's gone to rebrand and come back less America crazy

For where? I saw her delivering her pearls of wisdom in a thread in family section. She was saying that after she put to bed, she will find a lover to be servicing her as her husband is lackadaisical in that area. I read her/his comments and concluded that she was either a troll or a delusional being. Pitied her/ him really.

Giddyperson:
lol I don't really want her to go jor. I just wish she would listen more and not be so persistent in her ways . The other day she brought bread to our bedroom at night. Hot and freshly baked and just because Giddybaby was staring at her she tried to put some in her mouth . EBF is a joke to her so she stays putting things in my baby's mouth even after I've said no one should. And some of the things she wants to feed her at so not safe. Before I come back from work one day and find my baby devouring ice-cream . I don't let her do these things while I'm here but she keeps trying so I'm just scared of what she would do when I resume work and my baby is at her mercy. I sha have my 'little birds' that flash me whenever she's up to something so it won't be that bad.

Also hubby is currently out of town and usually this is my 'free from marriage duties' period but it's not working this time cuz you can't tell MIL to eat indomie or cereal She would look at you with Ahnie's Isoko eyes and your brain would reset. Recently hubby got her to go and visit another of her kids for a week so we can rest from excess church, preaching and prayers. See us breathing sighs on relief when she left. Just for the woman to come back the next day and say she prefers staying here . Even on the one day she was gone, she called me by 4:30am the next morning that I should wake up and wake hubby. Then I should read Psalm 1-4 aloud while hubby would read 6-10 then together we read 11 and pray

Omg. I laughed heartily at this.
Eleven complete chapters!!
Person wey go church go don come back by then sef. Hahahahahahaha

sacredlily:
Anyi no kwa ya ooooo.
Asi na oku daa ibibe ntu o di ka o nyuru anyu.

Amakwanu uma adara ochi na o bughi ochi na akwatu.
Igbo adigo. Anyi anaghi eme nkuja.
A ga ama ndi ike ga agwu.
Umunne m ndewoo nu.

Umuada aputawala nuo. Nwada nkea ghere eghe. Nne noo. I mara ihe egwu na aku. Ezi na ulo gi kwanu?

Ebe ka ha no ooo??
Unu a gbara nkiti o di ka mmadu anoghizi n' ebe a!!

Ngwanu puta nu ka anyi mara ndi ukwu siri ike n' ala igbo. Umu nwanyi ehhh!

proudmom38:
Igigbummadu! Correct me o. No lafff o

Huh?? Make I so small laugh first no vex. U carry four words join to one

I ga - egbu mmadu.

GlamMrsO:
Barka de rana
Mmekom
Ehihie oma
Obavan
E kaasan o

Beautifully diverse languages!

How are we all doing? Good i guess

Warm hugs to the bundles of joy, welcome to mother earth, May the Almighty guide and bless you all.

To other mamas, safe and easy delivery Masha Allah.

For keeplaugh sakes.

I just burst out in laughter at the sight of those lips and imagining the broooom. Mothers Una funny gan

sassyangel1:
Lollllzzzzz.... This woman ehhhh... It's very economical. Try it n thk me later (hides behind the kitchen door to see if she'll truly try it in d kitchen).

Na lie joo. Talk true, u don do am for real.
This woman ehh, you are very ......erm...













sassy.

Fortune you are welcome big boy. Make your mama stop eating na though I enjoy her day by day listing of meals and snacks. Very entertaining I tell you.
I read and smile and to myself..... first time mother.

Thanks to all mamas that answered my question.

I am relieved now. I always have big babies and they are a certain size at six weeks. This one looks so small compared to the others and I panici a little whether she is growing well against my better judgment that all babies are different.

I am satisfied now. Sorry for bothering y'all. She is average I realize.

Please satisfy my curiosity.


What was your baby's birth weight and what did they weigh 6weeks.

cc all mothers

Anugod:
Chai! And it's very true o. Sorry for the embarrassment to your sis sha, but e funny because that would really have been me

The thing started in my second trimester till I entered this last trimester. I have used plenty anointing oyel inside the ear curtesy of mum and dh. Plus ear drops recommended by gynae. The thing was still like that.
I was convinced it was enemies from my father's house as I had never seen any mama here post anything about it since I joined this platform

I sha continued praying and using the ear drop but I don't even think that worked. I just realised it was no longer there all of a sudden. Praizzzzzee Master Jesus!



I dey compile all my testimonies, make sabi mamas sha no laugh me o

just don't go and testify about ear problem make church people no begin sigh on top ur testimony.

phlakkeys:
B.A.
This is to announce the birth of my ebony princess but then, The Lord gives and takes.
I thank God for me being alive.

Big thanks to my e-family.
I appreciate all the mentions, prayers and the e-love.
Will give full details when I come back to join, or when I see isues like mine raised.

Take heart my dear. Once life dey, hope dey. You shall smile again

Nimi22:
Thanks sis, I'm back home. The ache is like ache don't really know how to describe it but like when something aches inside your ear.

Let me tell you a story. My sister, when she was pregnant with her twins went almost deaf with continuous ringing in her ears. She tried all sorts and was convinced that enemies are at work.

The thing continued until she gave birth and gave her serious concern in the mean time

At dedication, she came out to testify and included this ear problem story. Come and see murmuring for church na. Sabi women wey don born begin talk am among them selves say "na normal thing na, this one na testimony too?"

My sister say embarrassment rooted at the front there and she felt like crying. She forgot wetin she wan say and quickly concluded her testimony and scuttled off to seat down.

Everytime I remember this, I laugh till I will nearly cry. So mothers pregnancy brings many things to our bodies and most of them are normal, just keep sight of your goal which is a healthy baby.

Shallom

Sis this is Nigeria oo. We all know the sil did wrong but the saying that when you marry a man you marry his family applies here.

So am saying spiceeamiee should tender an apology even if it is patently false cos her point that no-one should trifle with her baby have already being made and the apology is just to smooth ruffled feathers

Some people can be soo thoughtless even in their old age. So spiceeamiee no allow them make you their scape goat as them plenty reach and your husband come be last born join.

Nri ofu onye siri oha ha ga ericha ya mana ofu onye agaghi ericha nri oha siri ya.

http://www.lailasblog.com/outrage-gbagada-general-hospital-lagos-liters-road-patients-blood-samples/

This hospital should be better organized. See what is trending now.

Prettyhurts:
Fowl or snake egg??

You people will not kill me in this group.

But it's a legitimate business though

Congratulations katchycouture. God bless your little one

MamaOO:
Hi everybody! I don miss all of una oo. We thank God for Hos mercies and protection over our tiny tots. I can't believe this time last year, I was in extreme sorrow and anguish but a year later, I'm happy and in awe with how God has kept being God and blessed me with this amazing young man. Alhamdulilah.

May we all not die when it's time to reap the fruits of our labor over our kids In Shaa Allah. And may we not know our children's graves.

As today is Monday, here's the amazing lad who gave me the title mommy. A boy who pulls at my heartstrings and the boy I'll love till my dying days. My #MCM

Handsome bobo

queensnow:
Can u imagine I paid 1k @ GH gbagada. Tiefy ppple

Lol. My hospital mate for gbagada. I fit know you oo. How old is your little one? We are almost 4weeks

Thanks Hunniesuzie, Naomi14 and enque.

God help us mothers, babies sometimes are trial and error. I never see this kind before.

She don cry comot something for my body, cue me frantically googling for cause and solution.

I now realised that banana is the culprit for that was the only strange thing I ate and am not a fan of banana oo na longa longa make me eat am.

I also realised that lemon water cures it and have already sent for lemons

Mothers are trying. Kai!! See how one tiny human being go hold person hostage and yet we can't help but love them to the soles of their feet.

Please any tips for relieving an extremely gassy baby.
Am going mad here please.continuous crying for almost two hours now. Help!!!

I know plenty people are observing this thread and feverishly refreshing it in the hope of more drama.

Congratulations forzarush, dazzle86 and other mamas.

Please who see my cappo phlakkeys

Runs around peering into corners...

Phlakkeys oooo!!!are you there

Every blessed day, I do the sleep dance till at least 12 midnight.

Yesterday, only yesterday, this girl respected herself and slept early and I joined her na im all this come fly over my head.

See how fascinated I was this morning watching the whole thing gathering momentum until it blew into world war three.

Zaynie come make me laugh wella as she dey do fight separator. If na real life, they for don give you wound and even tear your clothes join.

mamas peace, please.
Happy weekend all

enque:
Milton tablets were scarce so i switched to milton sterilising fluid

Sebi it does not run your baby's stomach? I am not too comfortable with the liquid. I use the correct amount btw.

Who else uses puritil liquid to sterilize baby's equipment? Na only me waka come?

I can't find Milton tablets in the small market near me.

jazzyjazz:
My dear don't let what people say bother you
When I knew I was making progress with my weight loss, someone opened her smelling mouth and said "ah jazzyjazz see how you're just getting fatter everyday "
I equally told her "how else will people know I just gave birth to a very handsome boy? It took 9 months to accumulate all this fat and it won't go in one day abeg leave me be and let me enjoy my fat!"

Once you Take your mind off it, trust me, it'll be going and you won't even notice

Ese sister mi

Twogreatnations:
You are doing well dear. Stop taking to heart the comment you hear. Body differs and you have enough time to get your belly back. Gradually, it would Go down on its own. That belly was home to a precious cutie for nine months. Look at him/her with pride and smile anytime you hear the question/ comments ma.

Thanks sweetheart