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My people make una follow me thank God oo. No be me satan see at all at all.

sebi na me dey cry since say baby no wan come, baby no wan come. I decided to use trekking and force am out, na im I go type my c.v. make I go submit for one school wey I make enquiries for my kids yesterday. No dulling ooo.

I carry my two left leg with my elephant belly at 40 + 5 days dey waka jejely and slowly with plenty of iya beji sorry oo wey full the air.

After submitting, I went to carry the laptop I dropped at the business centre wey I print the C.V. As I stand there dey collect the laptop from the woman hand wetin I hear na kakararam, the plank I was standing on broke na so I enter gutter, one leg in, one leg outside. My skirt tore into two from the parting to my bum

luckily for me, as I was falling, I used the hand wey carry laptop push my tummy from the edge of by the deep gutter and saved my stomach.

people now rushed and pulled me out. my heart was racing like never before, come scrape my leg finish. na so I hold my chest like say the chest wan fall out and they dragged me to a chair.

I sat there for long oo before I could get myself again and began to look for pin to pin my skirt and go home.

I am lying down now and contemplating wether I should go to hospital or wait till my antenatal tommorow. my whole body aches and I still feel a bit shaky.

https://www.babble.com/body-mind/8-exercises-to-get-rid-of-the-mom-pooch/amp/
exercises for closing diastasis gap in stomach

https://www.babble.com/body-mind/8-exercises-to-get-rid-of-the-mom-pooch/amp/

someone was talking about diastasis though am not sure whether it's here or on the pregnancy thread but here are the exercises th at help in closing the gap.

Graciouscharis:
Amen. Pepper soup ingredients sounds good. Have you tried it before? I'm scared of heartburn. Sorry about the yeast infection.
I'll never try that thing again. Never.

do you normally have heartburn? it works sha but I don't know about heartburn cos me I dey drink am without aftereffects.

Graciouscharis:
Ohh. Nothing has changed from my previous visit. Dr suggested I take few spoons of castor oil mixed with orange juice. I don't know why I agreed to try it this morning. I've been sitting in my toilet since morning feeling so miserable and the annoying thing is that it didn't intensify the contractions but my stomach has been running like tap.
I've passed my edd and it's somehow unusual for me but I've decided to wait it out. I can't kill my self. The baby will come when he's ready.

My able edd mate. I snorted as I read your post now. Because I was on vying he verge of going to the market to go and mix grind better pepper soup ingredients and come and make very hot white soup and drink to see if we can jumpstart this process.

my own funny pass because I don't have even one shinkini sign of labour just scratching away like mad at this yeast infection I have got.

No drink that castor oil again ooo. it did sweet farking all for my first baby and only gave me the runs and nothing else.

the Lord is our muscle.

zaynie:
Who can correctly guess all the mamas in this picture.

NL has given me great friends I swear!



Modified : Una too like awuuf gift.
Oya correct answer gets a pair of picture 2 for LO.

I wee know if you carry expo o.
Hint: All were active 2015 mamas attending a 2017 returnee's naming.

Hi zaynie, you know me not from Adam but I he better silent observer. I be original lurker and have read 98% of nairaland diaries since I begin my leave from work including yours.

After seeing the picture you put up, I was glad to have a face to identify with that insanely talented and funny lady. I went back and reread your diary again and was smiling all through.

May God bless and keep your family, you shall not tear apart and you shall live to see your son's children.

Cherish your husband too because there are so so many shitty men in this country going by what one reads online.

Thank you for making my day that wee brighter with your sense of humour as I spend my days contemplating my big stomach which this baby has refused to vacate from.

God help us all, Amen.

hernyhorla:
BA
To the glory of God , I welcome my Prince Charming at 40 +1 weeks on Thursday 6th July @about 10.35pm through VD with small perineum episiotomy (about 2 stitches) weighing 5.04kg as against estimated weight of 3.7kg from scan as at last Friday.

I bless the name of God for this beautiful testimony and this shall go round for the remaining waddling mothers in Jesus name .

BS coming soon.

#cc cappo phlakkeys
# alljulymothers
#swiftdeliveryisours

5 gini? my vagina clenched tight as I hear this one. congrats mama, I lift two fists for you. my clenched vagina no gree me lift bombom for you.
congrats oooo

comtem2011 the Lord keep .and comfort you, Amen.

Eminya:
Pls mama's that have given birth 2 or more times I need your help. in your subsequent pregnancies did you give birth on your edd or way before the edd? In my first preggy I gave birth on my edd

my first baby was a day before edd and the second was 3 days before.

my edd is tommorow and I don't have the slightest twinge or anything. I keep checking the due dates of does that have given birth already and feeling so low as their edd are all almost after mine.

God please answer me ooo. I am ready now .

To top it all, I have big babies so the more this one stays, the bigger it becomes.

congratulations to all that have delivered.

Right from the first post by fortuneteller, I sensed unhappiness. Her tone was so strident that the message within was lost.

Madam if your cause is to help, you will do well to tone down your anger cos you will catch more flies that way I.e with honey more than vinegar.
it is well.

please anyone fit tell me where I fit buy baby bag wey be good quality and no pass 5k
The ones I see for jumia, I no too trust their quality jawe.
please don't read and pass oo

Giddyperson:
Nights like this are the worst, she hardly slept and the catarrh isn't letting her breathe well. I'm officially desperate, how do I make the palm oil and sugar solution, how much sugar and how much oil to give how often.
Cc: Zaynie, iomoge2

is it catarrh or cough that is worrying her?

queensnow:
where is that exactly can't understand what u type is it at odunsi?

sorry jare na my phone.
it is the one at odunenro market road before the market itself if you branch from odunsi.
ask any bike for the health centre

you live around the area?

queensnow:
please when in bariga

p Odun enro health centre

@Beyedew how was your night?

Beyedew
Beyedew
Beyedew!!!!! how many times I call you?
I shed tears while I was laughing. you this terrible woman

Apologies cappo but me too I wan port ooo.
I full ground and my hip bones do not exist anymore. I waddle like waddling is no more.
never knew I will stay this long, , Thursday go make my leave one full month.
God oo pls answer me.

phlakkey

clinik:
BIRTH ALERT
Thank God our cappo said porting is allowed,i bless God for d grand entrance of my princess at 12.03am....mum and baby are doing well,just a bit tired.

congratulations mama

At my last scan, we were weighing 3.67 at 38weeks. I no fit shout oo. God come and take control. The rest is for you to accomplish, Amen.

ciscamustexcel:
Good morning sabi mamas
My lo is having a kind of dandruff on his hair. At first I thought it was soap and I was not washing it out but with time I found out it is no and it is called INFANT CRADLE CAP pls has anyone had this kind of experience and how did you go about it. And it's pulling his hair.

This is what I did for my kids...
At night before bed, pour plenty olive oil on the scalp and rub it in.

cover with a cap overnight.

during bathtime the next day, wash well with shampoo and comb out.
you will see the flakes falling out by themselves leaving a brand new smooth scalp.
try it. it works.

Graciouscharis:
Your placenta is attached in front. It's not a bad. It can attach in front, back or posterior, left or right side. The position of the placenta is determined by where the fertilized ovum implants in the womb.
Most times, if you have an anterior placenta you don't feel the baby kick on time or strongly until in your third trimester.
It's only a problem if it refuses to move up i.e. If the placenta is covering the cervix that's when the doctor will be worried.

ESE pupo ma.

can someone help me interprete this?
placenta: anterior

thanks in advance.

braxton hicks concentrate around the stomach right?
cos I have been having pains at my back waist that comes and goes at intervals. those are not braxton hicks are they?
make I know my way oo. nobody near for me here.

NwaAmaikpe:


He is a very wise man..


Most armed robbers are under the influence of hard-drugs which makes their erectile prowess almost unbeatable....the projectile nature of their penetration becomes unrivalled, their stamina is tripled and the turgidity of their kpomo can only be imagined.

The housewife was obviously in paradise because I doubt her husband's waist which had become stiff from constant Molue driving would have ever done such wonders to her.


I've always made an argument for men who are accused of rape by women.

As long as she moans during the act it makes it consensual.

Some women are ashamed of being slut-shamed so they say No when they really mean Yes..
But when you start to rabata them, they will even moan louder than you.

you are a fool and a disgrace to whoever sired you.

Incident
:
Any type of abuse occurs (physical/sexual/emotional)

Tension Building
:
Abuser starts to get angry
Abuse may begin
There is a breakdown of communication
Victim feels the need to keep the abuser calm
Tension becomes too much
Victim feels like they are 'walking on egg shells'

Making-Up
:
Abuser may apologize for abuse
Abuser may promise it will never happen again
Abuser may blame the victim for causing the abuse
Abuser may deny abuse took place or say it was not as bad as the victim claims

Calm:
Abuser acts like the abuse never happened
Physical abuse may not be taking place
Promises made during 'making-up' may be met
Victim may hope that the abuse is over
Abuser may give gifts to victim


The cycle can happen hundreds of times in an abusive relationship. Each stage lasts a different amount of time in a relationship. The total cycle can take anywhere from a few hours to a year or more to complete.
It is important to remember that not all domestic violence relationships fit the cycle. Often, as time goes on, the 'making-up' and 'calm' stages disappear.

Please please and please my fellow mamas, let us not be to frustrated with benigna. Marriage that is littered with abuse so messes with your head that most often the abused is all over the place emotionally and she is post partum join.
That was why I advised her in the Beginning not to put more things out on social media as to not escalate the situation.
She alone is the only one physically in that house and knows their foibles and attitudes and she says that with her own parent's consent, she is leaving next week. Please instead of recriminations, let us support and guide her towards her goal and advise her on ways not to set him off again till then.
Be strong my sister.
It is not the end of the world rather it is the beginning of the rest of your life. Think of it that way.
God bless and keep you and your son.

My kids woke me up and after settling them, you were the first thing on my mind.
I pray for you this morn benigna....
the Lord who seeth all things and knows the innermost heart of man shall guide, protect and counsel you..
He that is the okwuru umu ogbenye shall be your advocate...
The Unshakable God shall be ur strength and guide you out from this tunnel that may seem unending to you right now..
Uncommon peace is your portion, peace of mind and body shall be with you. Amen
You shall laugh at last and it shall be permanent in Jesus name I pray, Amen
God bless you and your baby.

Benignasweety:
Dear, no hope.. PIL don advice tire... no redemption but to allow him enjoy dat youthfulness shagging him and ofcuz I will have my liberty too...
I will be far gone wen his eyes will clear...

please don't write more on social media. I know he reads your posts so as to not set him off again.
ahu gi akpobeghi akpo. mmadu emeruo GI ahu, biko nnem.
At the earliest ,time possible, leave that environment for a while till things cool down my sweetheart.
the Lord is your strength

Benignasweety:
Lol I already sent a pm.

As for d ring, na cheap silver ring sha, datz d ring on my dp. He has lost d 1st one and I painstakingly bought another one, na em e fling o. so selling mine, who wan buy am sef.. He is still around, tormenting his ancestors, making his baes call and looking for who to beat but certainly not Benigna dix tym.

My dear, I thought you stay with your PIL. No hope of intervention from that corner?
this is terrible..... and you just put to bed too. I remember your shinning hope for better things in future for your hubby especially.
What went so badly wrong and so quickly?

ftmum:
Mamas I'm here again oooooo.

My baby boy has indigestion. He cries a lot at night and he doesn't sleep till day break.

I gave him food (breastfeed) in the morning which he vomitted everything after like two hours, some even came out from his nose. I quickly cleaned him up cos hubby too was scared ( we are first time parent)

Fast forward to the afternoon, I fed him again cos he was crying , immediately he burp, he vomittee everything again.

We noticed he will sleep a little, wake up cry , sleep back, wake up, cry and all that which was very unusual.

We had to take him to the hospital in the evening. The doctor we met examined him after I told her what brought us to the clinic. She touched his tommy and she said my baby is over fed and probably he doesn't burp before he is put to sleep.

She wrote some drugs and my hubby went to get them ......my baby as crying again and I decided to feed him , immediately he burp he vomitted again .

My questions:

Do anyone has that experience
How many hours interval should I breast feed him because I guess whenever he is crying, I would just feed him.

Please don't pass by......help a first time mum.

Thanks

it sounds like reflux to me sister. Does his breath smell if bile after the vomiting? Does he vomit with force?
My own two cents..... keep him upright after feeding. Do not overfeed him. Suggest reflux to your doctor though it could be wind in which case, wind him properly after everymeal and make sure he burps.
Good luck

ambient:
Can this work for a year old child that is use to waking up 5 times and getting what he want pls?

yes it can. there are different methods to sleep train a child/baby and the results varies too.
for a year old baby, you can try the controlled crying technique.

First night you feed him, put him in his cot awake and say goodnight.

leave him for 3 mins, go back in and say goodnight but do not get him out of his bed.
Leave him for 4 mins this time repeating the process until he went to sleep.
It will takes guts and about 45 mins the first night and i promise you it will get less and less each night and by the end of the week he was going to bed, falling asleep on his own and not crying in the night either.
I believe that falling to sleep has to be learned, so if you feed them to sleep at bed time, when they wake up in the night they don't know how to go back to sleep on their own.
Also be prepared that first night and steel your heart. Do not pick him up when you GI in to calm him. lay him down again on the bed if he is standing up and hush him by patting his back or murmuring calming words.
I hope u understand my long epistle.

phlakkeys:
Update on
TEAM JULY ROLL CALL FOR THE MONTH OF JUNE 2017.

1. oyinmama ------ EDD 26/7, Port to 9/6, Bouncing Baby Boy, BA&BS seen. Our first #TeamJuly testimony. How is baby doing ?
2. maureensylvia ---EDD 3/7, Port to 12/6, Bouncing Baby Boy, BA&BS seen. How is vigilante going ma? to him.
3. spiceeamie ------ Team XX, EDD 29/7 I hope u've gotten enough info about the reusable diaper. It's well with us
4. eksbabe ----------- Team XY, EDD 19/7 Our packaging small bump mama, hope d go dey go
5. nneejima ---------- Team XY, EDD 9/7 I love your spirit ma. Keep up the good work. It will end in praise
6. Bbglory------------- Team XY, EDD 14/7 I guess the packing don start. Pls, keep counting down cause we are almost there
7. chocome ---------- Team XX, EDD 17/7 I hope you were able to find solution to the muscle strain.
8. lululuv -------------- Team XY, EDD 9/7 How was your journey to the state? Praise will end our story
9. phlakkeys --------- Team XX, EDD 31/7 Holding on to God' s promises
10. nana228 ------- Team XX, EDD 20/7 Pls, don't get tired of the evening walk since u're hoping for 37/38 weeks. God is our strenght
11. Niyyah -------------- Team X? EDD 15/7 Glad to hear from you. God will be with us till the end and beyond.
12. missmalachi --- Team XX, EDD 1/7 Seriously counting down on point. Hope you are fine.
13. mojeco ---------- Team XX, EDD 5/7 Pls, if porting is d best, kindly do. Some mamas don already port this early. It will end in praise
14. Enkaylala2 ------ Team XY, EDD 30/7 The last reply from you was in April. I hope you are fine. Pls, come online and say hi.
15. niphmmy --------- Team XX, EDD 20/7 How is d pain now? Hope those suggestions work for you.
16. suremum --------- Team XY, EDD 30/7 Our sexy bump mama (though i didnt see it). God will continue to strengthen us.
17. forzarush --------- Team XY, EDD 31/7 The prayer warrior for #TeamJuly mums. Sure you are fine.
18. Burntcoal -------- Team X? EDD 29/7 Its been a while since we last heard from you. Pls, come online and let's know you are good.
19. lotannad ---------- Team X? EDD 30/7 Thank God we are almost there. How are the twins kicking. God got us.
20. olu21ola ---------- Team XY, EDD 18/7 How are you and how is the waddling ministry? Do take care of yourself.
21. bukunfunmi ------ Team XX, EDD 3/7 Pls ma, you need to come online so we'll know you are fine.
22. divie -------------- Team XY, EDD 20/7 I pray we'll count it all joy till the end. Dont worry, u'll get your beautiful look back soonest
23. hernyhorla ------ Team XY, EDD 5/7 You are good to go already. 37/38 weeks, it must end in praise and congratulations
24. Graciouscharis -- Team XY, EDD 8/7 How is the BH. Only praise and congratulations will end our story.
25. keeki ----------- Team XY, EDD 28/7 We thank God the contraction has stopped. Hope u are making good use of your best rest.
26. 1sttimeangie ---- Team XY, EDD 12/7 How is the waddling ministry ma, just to check on you.
27. Haryanphe ----- Team XX, EDD 16/7 Thank God you are fine. May His grace continue in our life
28. customised87 --- Team XX, EDD 23/7 I hope you've found a better position to sleep now. God will see us through
29. temmytayur ---- Team XX, EDD 20/7 I cant wait to come and chop party jollof rice. Praise lo ma gbeyin oro wa.
30. Mzbee --------- Team XX, EDD 29/7 How is the leg pain and voice loss issues? We are almost there
31. Damisinto ----- Team XY, EDD 26/7 Am sure you are fine. Just to say hi.
32. nggie -------------- Team XY, EDD 13/7 How is the ministry going? It is well with us.
33. clinik ---------------- Team XX, EDD 4/7 Hope you are good. We shall be congratulated at the end.
34. queenhecate ----- Team X?, EDD 8/7 Welcome ma. Kindly supply baby's gender.
35. luckygirl02 ------- Team XY, EDD 17/7 Welcome to you our #TeamJuly drama mama

thanks cappo. am team surprise ooo