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This is hilarious

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According to the report, 26 players of Nigeria’s Under 17 team passed the age test. Read the report below…
“Nigerian football is in a state of shock after an astonishing 26 players failed age tests carried out ahead of an Under-17 African Cup of Nations qualifier, according to a report.
Africanfootball reports that a mandatory MRI screening carried out on 60 eligible players showed almost half were ineligible to play. The existing first XI was far more badly hit, however, with only two players passing the MRI test – an astonishing blow for a squad which won the FIFA U17 World Cup last year for a record fifth time.
MRI tests have been used for several years to prevent age fraud in football, and are considered 99% accurate up to the age of 17. “It is a disaster,” a Nigerian official told the website. “Virtually the first team the coaches have been working on have been disqualified. It’s a serious problem.”
The players who failed the tests have now left the training camp in Abuja, where they were staying ahead of Saturday’s Cup of Nations U17 qualifying match against Niger.
“Several of the players were in tears and total shock when the final results came through,” adds Samm Audu’s report on Africanfootball. “Among those who flung the age test was a star striker, who came through the national U15 team and has been outstanding in training leading up to Saturday’s AFCON qualifier.

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“Another promising player disqualified only recently forced his way into the starting XI of coach Manu Garba’s team after a late call-up.” It’s not the first time that age fraud has been discovered in the Nigerian youth system: back in 1989 the nation’s youth teams were banned for two years for faking players’ birth dates at the 1988 Olympics, for example. It did not stop after that, however.
In 2010 former Nigerian FA president Anthony Kojo Williams told the BBC: “We use over-age players for junior championships, I know that. Why not say it? It’s the truth. We always cheat. It’s a fact. When you cheat, you deprive the young stars that are supposed to play in these competitions their rights.

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/08/04/choi-nigerian-u17-team-wiped-out-as-all-but-two-players-fail-age-test/

This is so hilarious

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Minister of Sports, Solomon Dalung referred to Nigeria or is it Atlanta?… as the United States of Nigeria while reacting to the Nigerian footballers who were stranded in Atlanta. Many Nigerians went on his page to call him out and his team immediately locked his page. Nigerians are now using the hashtag #UnitedStatesofNigeria to troll him. See more after the cut…
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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/08/04/united-state-of-nigeria-nigerians-troll-solomon-dalung-he-locks-his-twitter-page/

SEE MORE SEXY MUSCULAR PHOTOS OF THE BOXER HERE---> http://www.timenaija.com/2016/08/04/meet-the-only-nigerian-boxer-representing-nigeria-at-rio-olympics-efe-ajagba/

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Meet the only Nigerian boxer who will represent Nigeria at Rio Olympic Games in Brazil. Efe Ajagba…

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/08/04/meet-the-only-nigerian-boxer-representing-nigeria-at-rio-olympics-efe-ajagba/

wow! nice colours

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President Buhari and Vice President Yemi Osinbajo participated in the Formal Handing over of RIO 2016 Olympic Games delegation which held at the state house Abuja today July 19th. President Buhari was also made the Grand Patron of the Nigeria Olympic Committee. More pics after the cut..
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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/07/19/photos-pres-buhari-vp-osinbajo-participate-in-formal-handing-over-of-rio-2016-olympic-delegation/

Good for her! miracle

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That’s the story Evangelist Ephraim Ononye shared on Facebook today. What he wrote below:
“This is what is called miracle. The lady with green scarf and green top was having bleeding for over 2yrs. She defecated this Fibroid on red rug (immediately after deliverance prayers on July 2 and the bleeding stopped. She was booked for Fibroid operation but God performed a miracle. “
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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/photos-woman-defecated-fibroid-during-deliverance-prayer-in-a-church/

This country is totally useless ooo. So because the President is Muslim! smh! If it were Christians doing this.... you'll know

SEE MORE PHOTOS OF DAVIDO'S KILLER OUTFIT IN CONGO ----> http://360jamng.tk/photo-did-davido-just-shade-republic-of-congo/

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Davido just stormed Congo and shared a photo with the caption:

Congo Lumbubashi ️..... .. Secure your bag
why secure your bag?

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Source: http://360jamng.tk/photo-did-davido-just-shade-republic-of-congo/

A woman with a nice voice! Rock

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She captioned it:
I wasn't ready clearly interview with @tracesouthafrica .... Thanks for my boots Kizzy @phfireandicema

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via: http://360jamng.tk/photo-tiwa-savage-agrees-that-she-wasnt-ready-for-interview-with-trace-tv/

SEE MORE PHOTOS OF WHAT BUHARI DID AFTER THE PRAYER ----> http://www.timenaija.com/photos-president-buhari-observes-the-eid-prayers/

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President Buhari observed the Eid el-Fitr prayers at the Mambilla Barrack, Abuja, this morning. See more photos after the cut…


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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/photos-president-buhari-observes-the-eid-prayers/

This is so serious! RIP

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Justice, an Integrated Science teacher at Kumasi Senior High School ( KUHIS) Ghana, was allegedly stabbed by his wife to death yesterday morning, July 2, for yet unknown reasons. Photos of the victim and his wife above. A pic of the man’s body after the cut! *viewer discretion advised* Details later…

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/graphic-woman-stabs-her-husband-to-death/

man'owar seff! Violent!

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As seen on Lekki Phase 1 second roundabout today. The Okada man struggled and took off his clothes in a desperate attempt to get his seized bike back. Eventually they let him go after they failed to restrain him.
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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/choi-okada-man-strips-naked-during-struggle-with-man-o-war-officers-in-lekki-photos/

Next time, he won't try such rough play!

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Popular Adamawa-based musician, Ado Daukaka, who went missing on Saturday June 25th after he released his controversial new song titled “Gyara kayanka” condemning some politicians in the state, has been found unconscious. According to Rariya, he is presently at Lamurde Health Center in the state.
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Source: http://360jamng.tk/missing-adamawa-musician-found-unconscious/

He has tasted some!

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Senator Shehu Sani who spent four years in jail during the Abacha era, lectured Senate President Bukola Saraki and his deputy Ike Ekweremadu on life in prison following their arraignment on a two-count charge of forgery of senate orders, at the Federal High Court Abuja on Monday June 27th.
A senator who was present when Sani was lecturing the senate leaders, told Daily Trust that Sani gave the advise when the court went on a one hour recess
“Sani came and lectured the presiding officers on life in the prison. He told them that in the prison there is ranking rule like at the National Assembly. He advised them to cooperate with the Governor in the prison. He said after registration, they will be given plates for meals. Sani also told them that they are going to share toilet, bathroom with other inmates and that it is the Governor of the prison that will allocate bed space to them”
When contacted on phone, Sani confirmed he indeed gave Saraki and Ekweremadu some lessons on life in prison
“Yes, is anything bad in what I did? They are my colleagues and as a former inmates, I felt I should educate them on how to live in the prison, so that they will not be caught unaware, “he said
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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/shehu-sani-lectures-saraki-ekweremadu-on-life-in-prison/

see boss abeg! A whole country begging! God, abeg bless me

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On Tuesday, the Mayor of Buenos Aires, the capital of Argentina, Horacio Rodriguez Larreta unveiled a Lionel Messi Statue as part of it’s ‘Don’t Leave’ campaign to tempt Messi to reconsider his decision after the Argentina captain called time on his International career following the heartbreaking Copa America final defeat to Chile. Argentina President Mauricio Macri said he had spoken by telephone with Messi after he announced his shock retirement and was hoping to change his mind. See more photos after the cut…
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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/lionel-messi-statue-unveiled-in-buenos-aires-argentina-photos/

Barberic human beings

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Following received information from well meaning members of the public, troops of Forward Operation Base (FOB), Ningi of 33 Artillery Brigade conducted a fighting patrol at Dutsen Dumburum, Ningi Local Government Area, Bauchi State yesterday, Saturday 18th June 2016.

Earlier intelligence reports confirmed the presence of kidnappers and cattle rustlers in the locality which made the troops to swing into action by organizing a fighting patrol to the area.


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During the patrol, the team encountered the armed bandits and after fierce exchange of gun fire, they were overpowered. The troops killed 3 of the armed bandits and rescued 3 kidnapped females held hostages by the bandits pending payment of ransom.

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The patrol team also recovered many items including arms and ammunitions before destroying the camp.The recovered items include 2 AK-47 rifles, 2 locally made Small Machine Guns (SMGs), 1 Double-barrelled Dane Gun, 68 rounds of 7.62mm (Special) ammunitions and 4 AK-47 rifle Magazines. Others include 2 Boxer Motorcycles and 2 Mobile telephone handsets.
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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-troops-rescue-3-females-from-kidnappers-cattle-rustlers-in-bauchi/

Good for him

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Dominique Nwametu Oputa, daughter of Charles Oputa aka Charly Boy, graduated from The Art Institute of Atlanta, US yesterday June 17th. Her mother, Diane and other family members attended her graduation.  More photos after the cut.


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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-charly-boys-daughter-graduates-from-us-art-institute/

.mbuht, how much does she charge?