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Collegenews:
Thanks dearie.
Where in Nigeria have you been to?

Lagos, Edo state (just once) and Ondo state severally.

Collegenews:
I just dey happy as you dey reason with me Olohun. Na me know wetin eyes don see, to now get engaged with another wahala is never going to happen. Thanks for that piece Queen.
You haven't been to Abuja before?

That is fact. You are welcome dear.
I wish you the best.
Never been to Abuja before.

Collegenews:
My dear, back to back on a weekly. There were times bus would develop faults spending more hours with empty stomach.
Life ehn.

Happy for you guy.
You deserve a good woman.
I tell single guys every time especially those that have been through a lot.
With all what you have been through, a woman that will guarantee you peace of mind is what is next. Not some random sluts.

Collegenews:
Like 15 hours considering the bad roads and all.

You stood for 15 hours?
Cheeeeezzzzz.
Sorry I had to laugh.

Collegenews:
Those days are history to us.
I have stood in a Marcapolo bus from Abuja to Lagos and vise versa more than 50 times.
Like I stood all through with empty stomach sef.
Wetin life never show us?

How far is Lagos to Abuja please? How many hours?

Collegenews:
Oga o. I will be praying for her sha.

Very admirable, that is strength.

I read your thread about you travelling from Lagos to Abuja with #800.
Haqhaqhaq.

Collegenews:
Imagine, and she said it's nothing. Gosh!
No easier remedy? A transplant or some sort? Trusted treatment whatsoever?
Hope I'm not asking for too much.

You know you are asking for too much.
If she wanted it publicized she won't have sent EG a mail requesting to copy you.

The bolded, that's her in two words. Positive regardless.

Collegenews:
Alright dearie.
What do you think about May's eyes? If you don't mind me asking.

I don't even know what to say about that.
Quite disturbing tho.

Collegenews:
Thank you for the phoq you.
You are welcome.
It was just the two of us viewing the thread, my customized number plate makes me easily traceable. Just Google it.

No need. It's cool.

Collegenews:
You don't know Mercedes Benz E 350?
I would have uploaded mine with my customized number plate but others are viewing.

You are a durling. If you weren't married, I would have gifted you a heavenly kiss.

Phoq you and the kiss, don't mention.
People weren't viewing when you showed May all your cars?

Collegenews:
I am trying not to be cheesy and all.

It's hard.

I'm trying to swallow it.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hahahahahaha! God punish Satan.
Let me go and wash my E 350.
This is one of the few occasions I make use of it.

Saturdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Forget too much publicity, I will try and keep it minimized.
Thank you for the buttons pressed, how much would you charge?

Crazy man.
What car is an E 350?
I spare you the charge.

Collegenews:
Wait, before anything else.
Can you confirm the bolded?
Or repeat it?

Yeeeahhhhh.
The meeting is settled, I won't say more.

Collegenews:
You think we will still meet?
You trust me na, I'm an analyst.
If it happens, Nairaland no go hear word.
I swear down.

Yeah. Asked Liru earlier.
I pushed some buttons for you tho.
You better thank me.
If you like be an ingrate.
You know too much of everything is bad huh? Talking about the intended publicity.

Collegenews:

That kind older.
Sometimes I wonder how she keeps her cool despite the hatred going on here and even with all she has been true. That babe ehn...
I won't lie, she is my prayer point.

Meet her first on Saturday and please promise to air your honest observation.

Collegenews:
You just want me to shit on my body laughing aloud.
I am a private school teacher too.

You and May seem pretty close tho,.who's older?

May is cool actually, we got along easily.

I'm older than her, please don't let her see this.

Collegenews:
You even have time paying that one attention. She said it was urgent and that she was dying, yet she has survived a month on this thread mentioning 'May' May'. That was why I asked her how she survived. I no dey send any baga.

Now I just laughed my ass out.
I trust May's intuitiveness tho, she has a discerning spirit.

That one na white witch na.
Have you noticed the number of private school teachers so far? That is the latest.

Collegenews:
He's done a size up as I staked 1M, he feels I'm the solution to his necessities even to some irrelevances. Some can't eat, he is crying over sub. What a soul.

Permit me to use this medium to make some contributions that will stay here.
That is the reason I won't be caught dead paying attentions to these financial woe mongers and sob story tellers, they ain't feeling shit. Of course there are genuine cases but damn! Most want you to help them with 5k, 10k just to catch trips and settle their greed. That is where you will know a scammer and a just desperate soul. When the peanut is exhausted, what would you survive with? I asked May why she gave inneed.ofhelp her spare phone and also sent her money repeatedly despite that she had offset her child's medical bills and offered her money for business. She said her case is genuine and has no other means of survival.
That is someone that needed help not those people that need help suddenly because they feel you have something to give or because they see it as free extra and such should be utilized.
The one I DMed on this thread sent me some random pictures of a sick baby she picked online. Happy I searched it on Google and s/he got boned. Fake moffos.

Collegenews:
I won't post anything about her without her permission. Never!
I am good. Would have uploaded some things, but this rabies-infested fowl may get a hold of them. When the thread is silent I will cc you.

No qualms.
What's your deal with him by the way?

Collegenews:
It is what it is.
Fooling the fools. How are you jare?

This the greatest news ever.
I'm fine, you?
Hope she won't be angry you disclosed this?

Collegenews:
I swear she is married.

Woww! I'm speechless.
She has been called evening newspaper severally and she didn't explain anything.

Collegenews:
You haven't even seen anything. If I show you more ehn, you will cry for me. I got to know my true friends from 2015-2017. Learnt the hardest way. I just thank God for life.
About Rapper, this isn't some cliche or expressed to impress. She would have been my best shot if wishes were horses. Real to a fault, not even moved by wealth whatsover. But... she is taken.
Married sef. She won't tell anyone this but she is.
Got married in south Africa, that is what is keeping her there.
My loss knows no bound.

Mama Rapper is married?

Collegenews:
God is my witness I don't have.
You think it's a joke when I told Liru that it's harder to find a wife when you are already made?
They are after the money, now I'm being realistic.
A girl to love you for whom you are is as hard to find as anything that fits in here.
Even here on NL, some one just recently replied my PMs of God knows when because she came across the donations that happened here that time. Fake lovers. That is why I don't want any friends apart from those I have known before disclosing personal details. Even those mentioning May, May every time here, it's because they know they can gain from her. Life is full of fake lots.

I am happy you have have seen the bolded for what it is.
When you can't afford a #50 gala you will start hating on those who can afford #1200 Shawarma and calling them all sort of terrible names to make themselves feel lightened.

I can't agree any less.Swears.
The one that replied your PMs.
Girls will always be girls.

What are your plans by the way? You won't get married ni?
Rapper nko??

@ Pictures.
What on hell?

Collegenews:
Are those lines funny?

Get married first? Where the woman dey?

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E no defile any logics kan kan. Na my money.

You don't have any wifeable girlfriends?
Those lines are funny especially the one about poor people. It's true tho, broke people see every single thing as show off.

Collegenews:
Why do we have cars that cost billions of naira?
It's more than that purpose.
Now I'm not trying to show off as every poor person would easily think.
There are special places I can only go with my E 350, you will never see me go there with my Peugeot 407 or my Muscle Camry. Never.
I travel interstate with my Peugeot, go to bushy sites with my hilux, attend special functions with my E 350 and keep the Camry for back up in case any of the three disappoints. I am praying to God to provide for me so that I can get more.
Cars are not just for locomotion, there for personal edification, comfort and unexplainable satisfactions.

Don't you think you should get married first?
A single man with four cars defiles all logics.

ladecrown:
Good evening Maynattion. Please can I pm you, I have something I want to discuss with you. Thank you.

She doesn't reply PMs, thanks.

Collegenews:
What is the main purpose of a car? Don't tell me it's for eased conveyance.

What else if not?

Collegenews:
I can't help it. That money is still down for the bet tho.

By the way, it's only Africans that keep plenty cars for what I don't know.
That defeats the purpose of owing a car.

Something they worry this guy these days.

Collegenews:
All well.

MZrapper said and I quote, someone can decide to waste 1M over nothing doesn't need a partner for his business to boom.

That is a wonderful line.
I'm out.

Collegenews:
Tomorrow is public holiday.
I have time.

Reason I said you don't belong in that category.
You don't want to bet?

I don't bet.

I like your confidence tho.
But 1 Milli be like 1 trilli?? Lol.
You are saying that to the wrong person.
Good luck.

Go and sleep collegenews