Egoat:

It is just a warning o maami.
I don't want anybody to miss me apart from May speaking of which she didn't let me rest all through today, she kept reminding me how much she misses me. Na wa o.

Geez!! You wish! Tell me a new lie broh.

Egoat:
I am cruising on a whole new level in this life.
Steady blessing
Steady flexing.
Whoever is missing the boy is on her or her own.
No one is allowed to miss me please, it's not easy to be a big man nor dine with them.

I now have a laptop by the way, lookamenow.

Holy Mother of Moly! No one is missing you broh. Gosh!

SILENTandSMART2:
Abeg what are you discussing on this thread gan gan

If you could write you should as well be able to read. You feel me?

MZrapper:


Chale, plentyyyyyyyyyy motherfucking gists.

You will just have to chill, I need time to believe all that I witnessed today first before putting them into words.

A'ight. Take ya time.

MZrapper:

What manner of senseless joke is this? How old are you?

Chale, any gist for Mama?

Collegenews:

Actually that was funny to me too.
I wrecked in laughter.
Your observation is appreciated.
Lord knows she isn't in anyway rude.

I feel same on your behalf too.
Sorry for all you missed today.
If you need pictures let me know so I can forward them to your mail.

I missed nada.
Please send me the pictures. Plenty even.

Well, the thread isn't dry.

Collegenews:

You sure you love what you read about her? Someone from here thinks she is rude which I have really not tried to dispute because I obviously know she isn't. But if you like her then that's a total break.
I hope you aren't joking with the guaranteed space tho? Because I swear to God she means it. Pinky can't wait to see you too by the way and that is not a cliche.
Believe me, when it comes to Lastie pestering people, I'm not sure Farida can even stop her. She really is troublesome.

She isn't rude to me too, Lastie just catching cruise. That is how life should be, it doesn't have to be always harsh and hard.
By the way, the part she said she came to visit her brother and she's been the one feeding the whole family cracks the earth outta me every time.

maynation:

See DT mi, mo ma kin se'gbe Queen, walahi.
She used to be very respectful fa until she ''collect pregnant'' and birthed this my adorable little bibi then voila! everything changed.
[s]I am five months and 16 days older than her fa. Pelu opolopo wakati sef[/s].
Only God can fight my battle for me at this juncture.

Oniro oshi! Elenu shipoti.

TemitopeJnr:


On the other hand, Auntie Mercy do and marry na. I want to eat party rice and join your bridal train too. Please be fast na.

Awon abokoku o kin marry.
You don't know anything.

TemitopeJnr:

Ahh..

I understand why you are emotional.
Believe me, you made the right choice.

TemitopeJnr:

I will believe my sweet sister. Lol.

Yeah, I'm your sweet sister.
Thanks for believing me.

TemitopeJnr:
Lol.
Auntie Mercy is neither single nor searching joor. Maybe 25 years or 3 years? That really made me laugh ma. Lol.

Who are you going to believe?

TemitopeJnr:

I'm sorry tho, please who is older?

Oboy!
Number one rule to make it far in life, never tell anyone your age.
But May is single and searching while I'm married, so I'm older. Okay?
Besides, she is just few years older than my child, maybe 25 years or 3 years, how can you compare us?

Schoolshoe:

You just used the right emoji. Don't take whatever happens between us seriously, okay huh ?

Schoolshoe:
okayyyy.

make motor jam me if I intended. But pls don't call her that again. Ejoor Mami. Ebe ni m'obe.

Why motor go jam you untop jokes?
Even Liru can't tell me what to call her or not call her.

TemitopeJnr:

OK ma.
Hope are eyes are better now ma?

Of course, as good as natural. I won't mock her if the eyes were bad.

TemitopeJnr:

My dear you've gotta chill.
That little Mercy of mine got the jokes, don't beat yourself for her.

Schoolshoe:


hey God! I was joking ni o. I swear you are making me feel guilty about my comment(sight and wall). You wouldn't have said this if I never mentioned that. I beg you not to call her that again in the name of God, Plssss. And pls tell me not to feel guilty Mami.

ROTFL!! It has nothing to do with your comment, trust me. I've been calling her whatever comes to mind. She is mine, I can do whatever with her.
Don't feel guilty unless you really intended to mock her with your words.

TemitopeJnr:



You are being unice to Auntie Mercy.

Who is auntie Mercy my dear?
Never heard of that name before.

Just when you start thinking Northerners are the ones dragging you Nigerians back then you see one 'Okeke Kenechukwu' suing every supporter of EndSARS obviously for monetary gains.

Igbos are the real problems of you Nigerians, they can betray even their parents for money.

maynation:

Blind what?

May all the gods in heavenly places punish you.

Oro naa dun, o fe ke.

maynation:


Who are behind you ? Awon wo lo wa leyin ee alaye?

What's B.Bat by the way?

Bere lowo google. Boya egbe ni abi ogba.
B.Bat is short for blind bat.

maynation:


Azwear you are a modafoka.


Iya oko ta ni Auntie alakori?
You can only wish baba.

Emi alakori? Oo mo pe everything to se si mi bai ni awon to wa leyin e ma se si e abi?
How are you anyways B.Bat?

MZrapper:

This babe ehn.
May has entered this friendship, na one chance.

Don't humiliate me, okay?
I am not May's friend, we aren't mate. I am her Iya Oko. Okay?
Na respect wey she no get.

lirusehn:

How about she creates a gofundme account? So you lots could contribute money for her?

How could you be begging for money overtly like this? Come on! that's belittling.
Please create the account and share the link with us, let us bless you people with what we can afford.

maynation:

Let me gist you on something.
Acinie twici aphina.

You know I love gist niqqqqqqqqah.
Right awaaaayyyyy.

maynation:

Googledotcom

Aqi oe joblessness.

maynation:

Queen Jezebel, Delilah's family.

Your grandma is the above.
Avi avi oe alila asie aii?

maynation:

Apoe ina oe arbie abina asie qi.

As far as you people aren't married yet he is for the taking.

maynation:

See them.
Ashewo buruku.

This girl, why is everyone stalking me these days? Will you even survive if you don't come online and quote me?