Congratulations Collegenews.
May they bring nothing but laughter and light into your lives!
Regards to our wify, Pinky.

Am I the only one who finds CN's use of Baba Ijebu funny?

I don't even understand NL no more.

This too shall pass.
It definitely shall end in testimony.
I strongly believe.

TemitopeJnr:

Glad they are fine. Eshe ma.
Don't laugh your fao joor, I'm seriously not happy.
Her main mail? The A°°°M°°°24 something something?

It was funny.
Nah, not that one.
Check your mailbox.

TemitopeJnr:
Viewing Auntie Queen.
How is my baby ?
E wo, me I'm not comfortable with the way she always disappears suddenly fa.
No Whatsapp, no Nairaland.
I swear I'm not happy.
Hope you are hearing from her?

How are they (She and my Pumpkin) doing?

Lmfao!
Your baby and your pumpkin are fine.
Spoke with them yesterday. Have you tried her main mail?
She will definitely reply you within few minutes as far as it's daytime.

MZrapper:
Today was such a big day.
Maynation and Queenyprinxex, you both missed a bunch.

I am having a good day here too.
How's my baby Lastie by the way?

maynation:

Walahi na mumu you be. Correct mumuman.
You are welcome. By the way, if I didn't ask nko?

Now that you've talked about it and I have acknowledged receipt nko?
Wait fez, you don't have anything to do with your life again than talking football? Who did this to you?

Where's Oko Pinky na?
It's been while.

maynation:

How far na my guy?
You see wetin I push for you so?

Yeah, I saw it. Thanks so much.
But please in your life, I'm not your guy.

maynation:

American descendants of slavery.

Talk talk.

maynation:

Who's teaching this ADOS Yoruba sef?
Ebi lo ma lu e pa Queen.

Yo the one who said you are hungry not me.
Iwo le bi ma lu pa.

maynation:

Yes na.
The snake that goes about biting everyone from Edo state. Mumu.

Hahahaha.
Ebi lo ma n pa monamona awe.

maynation:

It is not everywhere na. I only shared it here.
Please help me add extra cash so that I can buy shame.
This hunger is too much.

Sho mo itan ejo monamona?

maynation:

Please come and do giveaway for me.
I am very broke and hungry, haven't eaten for the past 56 minutes.
Please help me.
Obelomo Ijadola Mercy
43970372738267386 MTN.

MTN?

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BTW, Look at you littering everywhere with your account details. I thought you had shame.

maynation:

Send me your akkent details aburo if 2$ is not too much for you.

You are ment. Drop your own account details, let me bless your destiny.

Xixtie:

I swear.
He must have saved it when the mother uploaded it.
It's proof that guy is demented.

It shall not be well with the guy.

MZrapper:

That was pretty bad.
I wasn't even cool with her putting the picture in her diary in the first place. Nairaland is too messed up for such.

Aye eni to lo picture yen ma baje ni.
Ofo lo ma gbeyin aye e.
Bunch of demented miscreants that nairaland is littered with.

maynation:

Toothpick and a leaking jug.
You try na.

Ori olori ebi yin gbale ma.

maynation:


Would have loved to add you to the list of those I will kidnap but you are broke.
I don't mind anyways, even if na toothpick I go use your ransom buy.

That's all I'm worth? Toothpick? Emi laye mi?

maynation:

I will kidnap you sir.

You need to be arrested.
Yo criminal.

maynation:

Have you exhausted your drugs aburo?

Aburo? Who?

Egoat:


Thanks so much Mama Q.
I appreciate.

He said it's very okay by him.

maynation:

Big head, I miss you.

I miss you more I swear to God.
Now get the fork off.

Egoat:

Haha!
Please na.

Don't beg her.
I will ask him for you.

maynation:

American descendants of S.
I read that somewhere.
That's what you are.

You're a goat.
A leaf-guzzling goat.

maynation:

Orisirisi.
When did this one start alaye?
You better respect yourself and not mention me ever again.

Your fulani Gramp.
Mumu.

maynation:

Alright lover.
I'm on.

If I was the one who asked you to come you won't.
Olori nla.

Beloved4:


Never mind if you don't understand. I'll remove that name you mentioned.

Cheers.

Okay. Please be all right.

Beloved4:

Let's continue here Karen.
I have given you a platform to display your psychotic disorder unrestrained. You have the floor here.

Scared of coming over here because of your reputation before Temitope or what? Like she doesn't already sense your mental deficiency?

Don't be ashamed. Come over here boo.

Are you okay sweetheart? Talking to yourself alone?
Why is Temmy in this post tho?
Our own Temmy or who? Wagwan?

lirusehn:

What's alabosian?
Beans and goatmeat?

Rara, eja epiya ati eran igbin ni.