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boldsleek:
my immediate younger sister.


She knows even my unspoken words.

Dey whine yasef

All the youruba emilokan don dey mention ibo girl to get crumb.

Ona go beg enter 2031 if you every voted Emilokan in Jesus name - AMEN

Matinox:
This evening I took a reflection on what my wife has gone through in our small marital journey, my heart swirled up with gratitude, I felt like to call my mum and tell her thank you again.

Women are built different!

I just had a baby, I was in the labour room and boy o boy!
The female body is a work of art!

I considered the pains they go through...
My wife for instance, after marriage, sex was a huge desert to cross, it was her first time, she would cry countless times, by the time we crossed that hurdle, she took in, pregnancy came with its own shenanigans!

This thread isn't about my wife, but to all honest women out there, God bless your efforts.

First sex - Pain
Pregnant - Pain
Delivery - Pain
First Breast feeding - Intense pain
Resume sex after child birth - Pain
Wean your baby - Pain

Life for you all is like an art gallery, you all fit into many descriptions. God bless you all.

My mum & wife inclusive!

You didn't add menstrual pain***
Earring piercing pain

GoodLife4live:
mumu talk... You meant southeast had catched up with southwest ??..

Abeg weytin u dey smoke ?
Do u have any place ln the entire southeast that has dis look ?

Picture of you taking selfie in that place, or else I DONT BELIEVE IT

State that can't build ordinary toilet is comparing herself to Anambra state wey be business hub.

https://www.nairaland.com/7922490/landlords-forfeit-homes-without-toilets

Naijaplos:
There is nothing for which they can be punished, they cannot go to hell.
Infant gain heaven thru God's mercy and grace, they seem to escape hell by virtue of merit. ps 127:3, isa 65:8, rom 5:14

So those men with thick beards will also go to heaven coz they are referred to as baby by their girlfriends.

illicit:
I didn't smoke cigarettes

I smoked for 15 years

Okay.

judatech:
Where did you get it?
And what can it not carry?

Hot plate

illicit:
I did too

It's a good idea

✌️

Your own wey no pass ASPEN . We are talking weed here bro, CONC. weed.

Jedtam:
Cashier from hell. Despite the trust of your employee. From just ordinary casual labour and someone trusted you with that exalted position but what did you do?
Evil will continue to beget evil. Go and do the time.

I can help him do the time if he will give me 70% of that money. I go run the 5years without stress. Even dey do BTC inside jail.

R.I.P sound sultan.

If you know, you know
If you no know, don't ask me
If you want know, ask your neighbors.

Peace out

Persephone1:
[i]"Marry a typical Nigerian Man at your own peril"

When I type these words, it's not from a place of hate towards men ( I don't hate anybody) It is from careful analysis of marriages to Nigerian Men which mostly lack genuine love, empathy and kindness. Nigerian Marriages are mostly driven by "needs" and "means" to an end. Too systematic and unnatural and the one with the highest bargaining chip gets the most benefit.

Our mothers didn't teach us enough about Men. They didn't know either until they got married, unfortunately they are still learning about Men too. That is why the popular saying "Ile oko ile eko ni" (Your husband house is a school) is usually the soothing balm to unfavourable experiences a wife has with her husband. One question I always ask myself when I hear these words as parting words of advice for young wife is. Does that mean she is getting married into a strange,unknown and possibly unfavourable world? Why represent her husband as an unending course? And will she ever graduate and be relieved of painful lessons?. Ask these women these questions and they will shake their heads in mockery but the truth is, They weren't taught enough about the Men they are getting married to. How would they when they didn't know who they are either. To understand another person there must be a certain level of self awareness you have reached yourself. This way you have enough level of intelligence to be a perfect judge of character. But when a woman believe all she needs to be is a good cook and good konji reliever then all she will seek is a man who has Kitchen and bed.


Men are the worst in this joke of an institution. Configured to believe all they need to posses is Financial ability to provide. The upbringing of the typical Nigerian Man is very very wrong. Trained with little to no empathy,kindness, self care, sense of belonging, self love but burdened with sense of responsibility brought up like a robot to "provide" only. Most Nigerian men are robotic minded, unable to connect emotionally without aide yet this men are expected to naturally see their brides as a part of themselves. Wishful thinking if you ask me. And when some men luckily achieve this, the society (Men and Women) mock him. Aside this, they don't readily know what they want and are easily tossed by the society.

We create a society devoid of emotional engagement but want the benefits emotions birth. Compassion and affections brings liberty, a man who lacks these will see his wife as his slave and property, he gets to do with her what he seem best and not what is good for her. We really have a long way to go as a Society.

Nigerian Men make terrible horsebands

I no get time for your chit-chat ooo
Carry your matta dey go tik-tok ooo

Guy move on..
This govt has nothing to offer.
Double your hustle.
No look back back otherwise you go call buhari messiah.

Am sure this picture was taking in Canada. In shege banza regime nobody can afford any of these

Me have no business with Nigeria Election anymore. Anybody wey dem ELECT(SELECT) is okay by me.

Am focus now with my business.

No more voting in Nigeria anymore.

Puss360:
Wrong... When the child becomes a menace in the same community, who will be held responsible? Is it the community or the Parent

then let the phase adage be do away with.

Puss360:
Here in Nigeria, it's very easy to procreate, but difficult to monitor and train a child....
Most people or parents are just after giving birth, then they give little care to the wellbeing of the child and rather occupy themselves with "working for the family to eat"..
We hardly employ the services of qualified caretaker to look after the kids...
Surprisingly, in this day and age, some people don't know that looking after a child or children is a full time job.... Coz the wellbeing of your own child is your responsibility completely...
It is well

I think say na community dey train Pekin?

Slaveman343:
Many men want to marry. Speak for yourself only

you mean wizkid?

Wujio:
Sunking

BeeBeeJump


Currently using both over a year plus now !

thanks for the input

Please house is my first time buying a solar panel.

Please recommend a good BRAND that will last forever for me

Thanks in anticipation.

accordadoga26:
Hehehe..,

Who told this third-class citizen Kanu will be released?

Shege banza iyãmīrī

That's what you are good at i.e noise making.

Am sure you can't even boast of N100k in your account instead na MNK be your problem.

Get your lazy ass outta my way. Go and hustle coz am very much sure you are jobless.

DiscoverID:
Ibo people, rest.

is atiku an ibo person?

STEWpid:
Chai..


Awesome!

What a pweetie lady!

This is a life worthy of emulation!

Only archaic oponu mofos, that are without anything reasonable, will be gallivating in error to this most wonderful pic.

What did I just typed?

You just type That you're a scumbag

Two different pics. Take a look at the mouth.

DCmaverick:
Wel me i left my former church Bcus, we were having a program and the guest minister dat was invited has spray on his hair, and i was "lik wat de f*ck am i seeing lik dix".
since den i left dat church and nw am A PROUD MEMBER OF SALVATION MINISTRIES.
i lik salvation ministries cus my pastor(David Ibiyeomie)teaches u de word of God and shows u were it is written in de bible for u to comfirm(jus my OWN little reason)

Your reason funny sha.

So you must wait till David Ibiyeomie teaches you de word of God and show you where it is written before you will learn. What is in the bible that is difficult for you to read and understand?

Bible wey na simple English with no vocabulary in it, still people will wait for cultist pastors to read and explain to them before they understand. Tomorrow you will say you are a graduate. Tueh...

Righteousness2:
Not just Afghanistan.
3 major Earthquakes hit the World yesterday.

Magnitude 6.0 hit Mexico
Magnitude 6.3 rattled Afghanistan
Magnitude 6.7 earthquake struck Papua New Guinea.

With what is Happening all over the places and right before our eyes, you don't need to be told that We are living right inside Bible Prophecies.

Brace yourselves Folks!
Birth pains are Pedal to Metal.
Get your ways right with JESUS CHRIST.
JESUS CHRIST incoming Quickly

nothing wey happen now, wey never happen before.

BoldBrainz:
No one is questioning the authenticity of the information carrier, but the validity and substance of the news content.

Even CNN sometimes airs news that later turns out to not be exactly as believed.

Is alrite.

BoldBrainz:
There's too much foolishness in this country. And to think people actually believe stories like this?!

So Linda ikeji is no more authentic?