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Moralistli: u mean like this N150,000,000....U WICKED OO, NO be eatery tin n i luv u, i luv u naija girls take dey break their own virginity?

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Question
Am offering 150000(kobo) for a virgin
And Some-girl is demanding for 150000000(kobo)
Solution
100(kobo) is equal to N1
i.e 100(kobo) = N1
1/100= 0.01 (Decimal)
0.01*100=N1
Now 0.01 multiply by 150000000=N15000000
That is what she is demanding for (N1.5m). **efico**

some-girl:
add three extra zeros

add kini, dat is too much ke, for how many decades, abi silver dey inside there. N1.5m for less than 1 hour of jolly. I neva wan relocate to my village yet. Abeg give space jare, NEXT. Am ready to offer 150,000 ? to any virgin in the house

She should also indicate the mode of payment, is it cash at hand or transfer and which does she prefer is it in kobo or cedis. Any interested girl should let me know, am waiting.

Am ready to offer a naija girl 150000 but she must be a virgin and she must be above 18yrs. Am very serious. Let me know if any of u girls are interested (virgins only).

ddim22: No need of wondering.You for just stroll reach there go find out by your self and when you come back you let us know what you saw..that is if you come back.

come 2 think of it, it's not a bad idea. I will start making preparation for you only because i don't think i will be chance 4 the next 80yrs. Oya enter inside ur house, begin dey pack ur loads, u are going 4 an excursion (it going to be fun gallow all the way) and i will be expecting ur feedback, na i change my mind u can spend as long as u want.
**bros na joke**

Brazil again! Is brazil now the land of living dead. All this dying and resurrecting don dey tire me O, abi the accomodation where dem get over the other side no reach or contain people again.

Brilliant and hilarious.

They should tell us something we don't know. Expose them all, we want thier names and the government should start prosecuting them all. Anything other than this na wash.

SELFWORTH: Don't get this comment at all. Too many grammatical XXXXXX makes it unclear.

hey mister, why are you feeling like a prof, if you have nothing to contribute about the topic, then STFU. Shey English na ur fada language and moreover there is a lot of sense in his comment.

That is what our babes fails to understand, it seems they have forgotten the old common wisdom, "Actions speak louder than words.? but at times showing them care on a regular basis is more challenging than it sounds, but that does not mean we don't care about them. Most women appreciate and needs the occasional display of care.
It's not hard, but it does take a conscious effort on our part (men) and one that we may need to remember to do at least once a week, if not everyday.

Both genders are culpable of such act. A man won't waste his entire life being a player or a boy. I have been there, done that, messed around, all is just vanity. Being a REAL MAN is simply the best. That's my opinion.

cheddarking: What an Idiot...

You have 1.4 million dollars in your hand...

and you agree to risk your life for 90 dollars

Kai...Your stupidity is caustic...

Even God himself vex, and thats why you were caught...Yoruba Olodo getting played by an Igbo Sharp Guy...

Hey don't go there. Condemn the crime and let's not go tribal over this issue, but seriously 10k for this huge sum of money, if I was the one my own share would have been nothing short of 2m shikina.

Eagles man: thanks,am still waiting

Downloading a complete movie (the total parts) would take up to like 25-30 minutes. So you can download 2 complete different movies for 50min-1hr.

Eagles man: thanks,am still waiting

Sorry for the delay, I just finished eating. Now where did I stop.
Continuation. When you have selected a movie you like, let assume u selected dark night, dark night comes in 4 different parts i.e part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 make up the whole movie, each part is like 30 minutes long(32mb), so the total is 2hrs(128mb). Click on part 1, Now look for link page(click on it), Now look for download page(click on it), Now you will be asked whether to open or save page(click save page), it would start downloading automatically, Do the same thing to part 2, part 3 and part 4. The best time to download movies is at 12am in the morning because the internet speed is very fast by then, don't get me wrong is not that you can't download anytime of the day.
NOTE; just in case you encounter any problem, go to your UC Browser web setting, go to tools/option, change the connection setting to BIS.... This trick can only work with mtn. Am making use of the weekly plan. Buy 500 mtn card, send BBCWEEK(leave no space btw) to 216, your service provider will configure your Mtn internet settings automatically. Now go buy me a bottle of coke now, shap!shap! I dey wait

Eagles man: pls caan you list good movie sites for me,thanks.

Hope you know what you are asking me is piracy. But since you asked politely I would do as you wish.
Explanation. logon to o2cinemas.com (not zero, o as in alphabet) with your UC Browser. if you don't have a UC browser don't worry go to the site and install it on your phone automatically. Once you get to the site they will categorize their movies, Bollywood,Hollywood,Hindu movies,Seasonal movies,Wrestling, Cartoons etc. Depending on your preference. Click on Hollywood movies, you will now see hundreds of hollywood movies both old and latest. I prefer latest movies (make sure u select movies that are dvd rip). Stay tune for part 2 (downloading process, this trick is for only mtn). I dey come make I chop.

kinnkw: Economic sense and at the expense of productivity. I don't blame anybody for using a blackberry if it serves your purpose.
Just bear in mind that you can not enjoy the full potential of a handheld smart device with a blackberry.
Blackberry has only BBM to offer me, I would have been fine if that was all i needed in a smartphone.

Who told you is only BBM Blackberry can offer and who told you that am not enjoying the full potential of my BB. Am also using an HTC palmtop (hope u know that HTC palmtop is a window phone, so I don't a need a laptop) but I prefer my BB. What more can I ask for, I can downloads games no matter the size of the megabytes, I can download latest movies no matter the size of the megabytes, I can download as many songs as I like, I can ping with my BB, I receives my email swiftly, I can browse from now till I get tired without worrying am going to run short of megabytes, I can go on&on&on&on of what I can do with my BB. Guy BLACKBERRY STILL RULES.

@xcitedjay,candieangels12 and other haters of BB, you guys are just noise makers because if you know what Blackberry can do, you all won't be here writing trash. Apart from the office functions BB provides, emails, BBM, internet, etc. Now entertainment, what's the best form of relaxation? For me is watching hollywoods movies, seasonal movies (current movies). I watch most of this movies free, even before it's being premiere on Stv cinemas galleries. The interesting part is with just N500, I get to watch as many movies I can for 1 week thanks to Mtn with their unlimited data plans (who say mtn no dey try, which other network can give you that kind of a plan). For me O, Blackberry still rules.

Ejiné: Look at this guy! I can now tell you're not experienced on the things wey dey happen for dis world.
Let me tell you, people like the men listed above are called CUCKOLDS; and there's so many of them in the USA, predominantly among the white community.
The cuckold is usually a married white man with an inadequate 3-inch ding-dong who has finally accepted his fate that he will never be able to please his wife.

What he does next is hook his wife up with a well-hung Big Black NIGGUH with a mindblowing 8-inch 'demolisher', who comes to his matrimonial bed and phucks his beloved wife as he watches.

The black man (usually called 'The Bull') slams this white man's wife better than the white man ever could in his lifetime, while the white wife (usually called 'The Hotwife') climaxes time and time again.

The cuckold man sheds tears as the love of his life is banged senseless by a bigger and better man as she proclaims the nigguh the only man deserving of her poontang.
During the final stretch, the black man cums hard in the white wife's welcoming vajayjay, as he shoots stream after stream of his heavy, sticky hot cuum her puzzayyy.

Broken and defeated, the submissive cuckold husband crawls over to his wife and then licks the cuum from her mercilessly ravaged hole.

Trust me, I didn't make this up!

Question? And how do you know all these. It seems you are talking from experience. Do you straf peoples wife Mr Bull.