₦airaland Forum

In that case all our ancestors had low level of confidence and kow morale!

How this take consign us on Nairaland??

How this take consign us?

Onewazobia:
How? What do you mean by nonsense?
Except you are benefiting from their misrule, take no side in their scuffle

Did u read it? He wrote NONSENSE!

Eriokanmi:
Who among them would say they don't tap their opponents phones ? Elrufai is just like them. He became the haunted because he broke away.

Well, all dogs eat shit but if one has a piece of shit stuck to it's mouth, it'll be refered to as "that dog that eats shit"

Gajagojo:
Never said he is

What does this below mean?

Gajagojo:
That is Yoruba

Gajagojo:
That is Yoruba

Sise sise ti n mu ewure ko lu iya re

When he gets home he will say he never said so till he sees the video

Never knew Elrufai is Yoruba. U sure?

LabStores:
Ramadan...
Ash Wednesday...

What a combi
Religious activities here and there...

Nigerians are so religious, but are Nigerians pius?

The most religious and at same time the most corrupt! There's a lesson about organized religion somewhere there

Return him to Kenya kwa
Na wa for this people o

Maxymilliano:
Is Femi Fani-Kayode any better than El-Rufai, or wasn’t he once a fierce critic of this same regime, just like Rufai

He is actually worse. At least Elrufai was not videoed beating his wife

Habbeyy:
Mallam Nasiru El Rufai scored an own goal, it'll be very difficult for him to escape this time

I still don't get how someone can say with his own mouth on national tv that he tapped NSA phone!
Must be juju

Melagros:
What surprised me the most was when a female sergeant said that one day then go catch that thief wei thief your money don't worry, because then say 99days are for the thief and one day is for the owner God dey, then I asked her, is that what they taught you at the police training school during recruitment? That a criminal should commit havoc to the society 99times before we use prayer to apprehend him/her? What a shame

Meanwhile they were doing absolutely nothing about catching the criminal!
Thieves!

BrodaSikiru:
This man Elrufai should be calming down joor

And FFK should not be calming down??

pipnator00:
this man wrote nonsense here. I can't believe I read it to the last.

You can't believe? But FFK always writes nonsense

Love800:
Nice one.

Brilliant comment.

I appreciate.

Love800:
I really appreciate your comment.

U r quite welcome

MyExpression:
Get a bail and proceed to trial.

All these government-provided Defence Lawyers don't like putting in the work for their assigned cases. They want a fast judicial process at the detriment of the accused.
They are usually not willing to go on trial on their meagre or non-existent government funds.

"Get a bail and proceed to trial."
With what money??!

StoryHaven:
Thanks bro.
I hope God will help. I dont easily fall in love, but when I do, I give them all the attention, love and respect. Another thing about this particular one is, we met in the church, we belonged to same church unit, and I tested her so much believing she'd behave expectedly as a Christian. I was wrong.

You won't be the first bro. Appearances can be VERY, VERY deceiving!! Until you know somebody well, you don't know them!! No matter how attractive and charming they are!

Olofofo247ng:
What is your family doing to make Nigeria great?

How e take consign you?
My family is not interested in making Nigeria great.
And what is so rare about this photo??
I thought it'd be when they children

Chilota2:
"Oso ahia" a person , a business man who sells in a market place either. He's a seller but doesn't have a shop.
He makes his sells by bringing in a customer to buy from he who owns a shop, his own pay(interest) is always from the accesses from the buyer . Some times they wedge a customer in one place and use the slang " let me bring it from my parking store".

"Let me bring it from my parking store"
Igbos are something else
But OP specifically said "OSO YIA"

Melagros:
COMRADES, I will be happy if I can get that link on Nairaland that sometimes ago captioned Nigerian Police as the most corrupt/ worst police in Africa/ world

Sometime ago last year, the WhatsApp account of my friend whom I hold in high esteem was hacked, and the hacker defrauded me to the tune of 200k, after my conversation with my friend. Then I discovered that I was scammed!

However, in order to unravel the identity of the fraudster, then I reached out to the receiving bank and also to my bank for the account to be linked, after that, both of the banks advised me if I want to know who the fraudster is, I should make a formal entry at the police station since banks don't release the information of their customers to the third party. But, the police through the court order can produce who the criminal is

After harking to the piece of the advice, I went to the police station (Elelenwo station, picture below) and made an entry, then the IPO assured me that the fraudster will be apprehended, that this is a simple case, that there's an officer (a tracker) who specialises in handling such cases, so he linked me up with the so-called tracking officer (name below) then the so-called tracking officer booked an appointment with me. After asking of my bank details, he logged on to Google and brought out a certain phone number and claimed that this was the number which was used to defraud me, so to know who the culprit is, it will cost me: 15k (cash) for entry, plus 30k for mobilisation of officers, plus another 15k for a job well done. Without further ado, I made the payment

Do you know one funny thing? The so-called tracking officer didn't know that I am also an experienced car/vehicle tracker (I track vehicles for companies) anytime I asked for an update the fraudster in uniform would googled an image and sent it to me, not knowing that he is dealing with an expert, he would also be telling me cock and bull story blah blah blah blah

After all the drama, this year I decided to escalate the matter at the station, guess what, the police sided with their colleague. When I proved to them that I am also a tracker and their colleague is nothing but a fraudster and I threatened to take legal action against the fraudster in uniform, then all of them washed their hands off the case

Thanks 4 sharing this. Same thing happened to me. I lost my new i-phone in a hotel. But in my case I think it is the hotel manager I gave the money to give police that kept the money. Mynd44, OAM4J, nlfpmod

I like her spirit!
What a positive person.
Plus, she's beautiful

jidxin:
hmmmmn

Hmmmmm is right. His profile picture definitely doesn't say 22

dalitigator:
This is exactly one of the reason we started John 8. If I tell you the number of cases we have handled and still handling till this moment, tears will run down your cheeks.

All I can say is, learn to say NO. That no is on caps. Don't joke with it.

Know who your friends are before you seat with them to break a meal or share a drink. If they or someone you know or don't know bring a deal or involves you, seek to know what the entire deal it all about. You might just be their fall guy. Someone the police will gladly use to end investigation. If you be you and others at large, when the matter gets to court.

Some persons have been languishing for years in prison for a matter that will ordinary not attract more than two years in prison.

I am saying this mainly to my Arewa brother who bearly understand English and those naive JJC who just arrived Lagos and Ibadan. Especially those drivers and dispatch riders. Many are, today, suffering for what they know little or nothing about.

For some others, it was because they simply reconnected with their friends from Secondary or University days without caring to investigate who that friend is presently. Dem go involve you ooo. But na you fit help them go prison. Such case is a case of illegal possession of fire arms that I am presently defending some folks.

May God nor allow dem catch us on top shit wen we nor shit. Amen.

I wish we had the resources to expand the services of John 8, so that we can help more people. But I am certain that with time, God will provide us with enough to cover the entire 36 states and perhaps the whole of Africa.

Amen!
Thanks 4 sharing this. Is it John 8 from the Bible?
You guys are doing God's work.
Keep up the good work

MyExpression:
I'll never understand this idea of pleading guilty.

It's like a university lecturer that knows you wrote well, but for some sentimental reasons, won't score you an A.

If the prosecution can't prove their case beyond reasonable doubt, why should a judge pressure you into that guilt plea.

Not you're an exconvict for life.
You're a registered criminal.

He knows the implication of this, he should have let you go and sin no more, as per first offender...or a 19yr old.

So it is better to stay years in prison and possibly get killed there??

comodo:
It's called Oso afia. More like a hustler. They own no shop but they can sell things to you and the shop owner won't cough. Most times they will come with the customer to a shop and even claim ownership of the shop. Get the deal thru, the customer pays. They get their cut and everyone is happy. All shop owners do know them and trust them.

MrSly:
The Right word is 'oso ahia' someone who acts as middelman between Business owners and costomers who really do not know their wat about in the market. The oso ahia guys Gets Commission for goods brought through him.

OgideAgu:
It's actually Oso ahia...meaning market arrands
Onye oso ahia....market arrand boy.
God bless your hustle.

Thanks guys

StoryHaven:
Sharaap! Who gave you the right to call me a Simp?

But really, I've been one sha.

Lessons learnt.

Don't feel too bad. Lots of men are simps towards their women, only they won't admit it. Hard not to be a simp towards a woman you really like. And women sense it and take advantage and before long you're under their control, even scared of them, and you can't reverse it!

Ishilove:
You seem particularly interested in homosexuality.

Goes with the territory. An elephant in the room.
In prison they have exactly same konji as people outside but no human outlet or even human touch, except fellow men!

Hassanmaye:
This is the kind of country we are living, with quack police, no intelligence nothing, just touts who where recruited into the police force during Obasanjo's era, with fake secondary certificate, no knowledge Nothing, fast forward the police force has become the most incompetent and corrupt force in Nigeria. Compare them with SSS, it was from the police, SSS was discovered, but they maintain integrity do proper investigation and all. If SSS found no criminal against you they pay compensation even without a lawyer in most cases.

SSS member spotted

I still do it

Xxxxxcxxcxx

Rootprof:
Many opportunities in Nigeria, a man down fall does not mean his end. May God lead us aright and show us favors. Keep it up brother.

OP could be fake. His profile photo doesn't look like a 22-year-old (see it above), plus he has gone mute

dapadawee:
I don't know how to make threads o.

Just go to the section you wish to post in and click "create new topic" as shown below

Saleslourd:
This happened 3 years ago bro! I was 19 then, now I'm 22 And thank you for the frontpage shout would be amazing to reach more people with this story🖐️

Photo on your profile doesn't look like a 22-year-old. Or is that photo of your dead pap?

thomas2024:
I don’t believe this story oga. Tell me another thing. The second story of SARS believable though.

OP has gone mute!

Onewazobia:
Justice cannot be validated by the absolute testimony of yours about yourself

Oh I see what you're saying. U r agreeing with George Bernard Shaw thst all autobiographies are lies