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EfemenaXY:
Ah!

I think I understand you better now. You're saying that it's only the tall guys that can carry it off...

Vertically challenged men don suffer sha

Before and after

Chillis:
No offence but I run from these short men oh.

When they grab you ehn, their hand be like moulded cement..
Very aggressive too.
see them vibrating to show themselves.
Don't ever break a short man heart, him go look for you enter any hole you hide in .

But in all, they take care of those that love them back.

EfemenaXY:
^^ You mean health-related issues that can cause baldness?

Lice? And furious itching / scratching?

Ringworms?

Lapa-lapa??

Nooooooo

You have to be over 6ft tall, dark skin and between 2-6 pack to make it look good......

Plus if you have a goatie its a bonus that means Womanliness rating will be very high

With this you can book any woman's a5s.....even in the dream

Don't know about health!!

EfemenaXY:
Which one be so-so again?

Abeg stop speaking in tongues

Lol.....you have to meet some certain criteria to be bald

EfemenaXY:
Okay. So R231 is a short, angry man.

naijababe:
You are right, Michael Jordan is bald and sexy but Hafiz Oyetoro is gorimapa

nedu2000:
op........how tall are you?

Figure it out....

EfemenaXY:


Abeg, what's the difference between gorimapa and bald head?

Big difference

Bald = sexy

Gorimapa = so so

Short men MAKE better husbands than tall ones –Study

They may not be tall like others, and are sometimes overlooked in the dating game when it comes to making choices, but those who are lucky to get married to them may have found more loyal and loving partners, if the findings of a study are worth banking on.It’s about short men being better husbands than the tall ones, according to a study. It is no longer news that many women prefer to date men that are taller than them, but scientists have proven that short men make better lovers.

The study was carried out by two sociologists from New York University, Dalton Conley and Abigail Weitzman. They used data from the Panel Study of Income Dynamics – a University of Michigan project that has been collecting demographic data on 5,000 families for almost 50 years – to look at how a man’s height affects different areas of his relationship, such as the spouse’s attributes, marriage entry and stability and the division of household labour. They also measured the couples’ income, education and height difference between spouses.

The study, published in newrepublic.com, examined two sets of data in 1986 and 2009, and identified 3,033 heterosexual couples to participate in the study. The men who participated in the study as respondents were aged between 23 and 45 and all were either married or cohabiting with a woman.

The height of the men ranged from 4 feet 6 inches (4’6”) to 7 feet, and their height, in relation to their partners,’ ranged from nine inches shorter to two feet taller.

For easy identification, the researchers categorised the men into three groups. For the first set of data in 1986, ‘Short’ men were defined as 5 feet 6 inches or less and tall men defined as 6 feet 1 inch and above, while the set of data in 2009 defined short men as 5 feet 7 inches below and tall men as 6 feet 2 inches and above.

After the exercise, the researchers found that short men in relationships are better husbands than tall men because they were found to be more honest, caring and less likely to cheat or divorce, making them ideal partners. According to the comparison of the information given by the partners of the men who participated in the study, short men work harder, earn higher income and are less likely to divorce than tall men. They also do more house chores.

Even though short men were more likely to have a harder time getting married because they are viewed as less masculine, unless they are rich enough to attract the kind of women they desire, they work harder to make more money and exert their authority over their home.

The researchers said, “Our findings showed that short men are many times overcompensating for their lack of height by earning a higher income and being wonderful personalities, and many women who have been in a relationship with such men did confirm that short men are more inclined to be eager to please, as they seek to compete against their taller counterparts.

“We also found that short men were less likely to get divorced, more likely to share housework, and work hard to be the breadwinners at home. These men were somewhat less likely to get married, with an 18 per cent marriage rate lower than men of average height.

“We believe this is because short men may have a harder time getting married, since they are viewed as less masculine by the society, but when they do find a partner, the divorce rates are 32 per cent lower compared to the rate for tall men.”

The researchers hypothesise that because physical characteristics such as height, is related to masculinity, short men may use other aspects of the relationship, such as income, to demonstrate their manliness, and that they are also more likely to marry less educated and younger women for better influence.

Conley and Weitzman noted that tall men may be aware of the manliness status that is conferred by their tallness, which might make them less motivated to lend a hand at home.

As much as many women prefer tall men for a relationship, it is noteworthy that dating a taller man does not mean protecting the woman from falling objects or to physically fight the bad guys around town.

However, some women who spoke to our correspondent said they would prefer a man taller than them so that they could have tall children, coupled with the ‘protective’ symbol tall men exhibit. Nevertheless, such women who prefer tall men did admit that the best husbands are not the tallest or richest, but the ones who are sensitive to their emotional needs and help out with some house chores and in taking care of the children.

Weitzman said, “Short men make stable marriages because they are desperate to prevail. They live in a world of taller men and since they know the odds, the desperation to win through makes them good husbands.

“The way it is with short men is the same with countries with vast natural resources, such as oil and gold, tend to be less economically prosperous than countries that have none. This is because resources that are easily found are easily squandered. So, short men, who are aware of the prejudice against them by women tend to do more to justify their masculinity, which tall men enjoy by nature.”

She explained that there seems to be an almost universal agreement among men and women that they would prefer to be in a relationship where the man is taller, leaving short men with a smaller pool of women to date and marry from.

According to her, even short men are more likely to marry women who are closer to their height or taller.

Conley, on the other hand, said, “Our findings portray a pattern in which short men compensate for their status disadvantage by enacting other types of stereotypical masculinity to compensate for the masculinity ‘perception gap’ by displaying other admirable behaviours.

“It seems to mean that when a man is lacking in height, which is an attribute most humans value for its dominance and masculinity symbol, he needs to use another way to signify that he has the ability to do what people commonly associate with tallness.

“What I am certain is that shorter men probably more often than not put much more commitment, energy and effort into a relationship than the taller counterparts.

Commenting on the study, a psychologist, Prof. Toba Elegbeleye, said such a finding might not be totally correct because short men are known to be more aggressive and usually defend their positions forcefully because they have a natural misgiving that people may want to cheat them.

He said there may be need for such a study to be carried out in this kind of society but that since attraction is the central issue in marriage, they would have a better home if they and their partners find themselves attractive, and when the partner has learnt to understand them.

He said, “Even though short men are given to anxiety, anger and aggression more than tall men, if the woman has been made submissive, out of understanding, so as not to arouse the husband’s anger, they may have a happier and lasting marriage.

“It does not mean all of them are always aggressive, but the success of their marriage would depend on the understanding between individual spouses. So, the marriage will last longer and be happier if one party has learnt to understand the anger threshold of the other party and is ready to accommodate it.”


http://nigeriacamera.net/short-men-make-better-husbands-than-tall-ones-study/

Where una see gorimapa for dat picture now

Btw I am bald not gorimapa

Chicks dey que to rub ma bald head so make una no hate

Ishilove:
Oga r231, my cargo never land?



*modified*

Okay I've seen your explanation. Thanks

chiboy11:
Ok sir

I think your shipment is due to fly on 9th of jan fingers crossed

naijababe:
because na you be the wolileader plus client now

Prayer na free......nau haba

naijababe:
You nor go repent for this new year abi?



Na your papa born you, I was just thinking about you ni. No let them carry you to Sambisa o. Me, na shitta amala I dey miss right now. I'd do almost anything for that right now

I born again pass church sef.

A whole evangelist and wolileader like me wey dey pray for olosho and their market dey increase

wonlasewonimi:
bankole, laide, agbaye, alife, natty, abiodun,

naijababe:
Gbogbo long tin, you go wait tire



wetin be that? Abeg tell me in yoruba, I nor hear engrish

Ike, Abo, isiro, fisa, musa,

naijababe:
sorry, we don spend all the cash for festivity, na cheque or nothing

CC nko

naijababe:
Do you accept cheques? Should I make it payable to Mr R Gorimapa?



Sabo Yaba, u wan buy £ or $ tabi euro ?

Cash only

chiboy11:
Am Just dat ordinary person oo not Sir

Dear Valued Customer,



This is to inform you that the Nigeria Federal Government, has suspended all cargo flights from all countries from operating into the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA), Lagos.



This is due to the congestion created by the backlog of cargo following the two-week closure at the terminal by the Nigerian Customs Services.



Manifest 1471 is currently with the airline, once this suspension has been called off the airline will move this shipment into Nigeria.



Please see below the link to the article we received from our Lagos Office regarding the suspension.



http:///13QNnQ



We appreciate your patience on this matter and we promise that as soon as the whole issue has been resolved, we will give you an update.





Best regards,

The Team at Midas Express Shipping & Freight,

completey:
Email sent

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chiboy11:
Pls like wen do u think dis wil b sorted out ?

I don't have a clue sir

completey:
Hello sir, do you ship from anywhere in uk. I want to know your charges for 100kg bale of cloth or shoe. Both ocean and air freight. Also if you are picking up my items from the. Supplier what are your charges?

Thanks for your enquiry

* Air freight charge is based on the highest chargeable weight i.e. the highest weight between the actual and the volume (dimensional) weight.

* Sea freight charge is based on the dimensions/ size of the item.

*Shipment leaves our warehouse every Friday. From the date of cargo departure from UK, it takes allow an estimated 5 to 7 days for arrival at the destination.

* Unless otherwise noted, all rates given cover clearing charges in Nigeria.

* When sending your goods please address it to yourself c/o Airfreight Dept.

Please send your packages to:

Your Name:
C/O Airfreight Department
326 New Cross Road
London
SE14 6AG



Find below our rate.

AIRFREIGHT FROM UK
LAGOS (pick up at Ikeja office) -£4.00/KG
LAGOS (Door delivery) - £4.55/KG
Abuja (Door Delivery) - £5.60/KG
Minimum of 30kg for all shipment going outside of Lagos

* Rates are based on the highest chargeable weight be it volume weight (dimensional weight) or actual weight. Including £15.00 handling fee.

E.g. a box with 59 x 59 x 59 weighing 30KG will be billed per below.
Volume weight: 35kg
Actual Weight: 30kg
Estimated rate: 35kg x 4.00= £155.00 to pick up the item at our Lagos office.

Note:
· Rates to other destinations varies.
* All quotations given over the phone or online are estimates based on the dimensions or actual weight given by the customer.

Please let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with.

completey:
Hello sir, do you ship from anywhere in uk. I want to know your charges for 100kg bale of cloth or shoe. Both ocean and air freight. Also if you are picking up my items from the. Supplier what are your charges?

Sure we can.

Please email segun@midasshipping.com or drop your email address and I will forward the information to you

22nd December 2014


Dear Sir (s)


Please be advised that until further notice Allied Air Cargo will suspend flights into

Lagos, Nigeria. This is due to the congestion on the Tarmac.

We will keep you updated of any changes, and advise once we can recommence our flights.

We are operating flights into Port Harcourt and Abuja, please contact Sales and Reservations
for further information.

Thank you for your continued support

Yours Faithfully

Lisa Devos
Sales Manager Allied Air Cargo

chiboy11:
I don't want to push out tings 4rm my mouth and u wil say am rude again, but sincerely I am yet to understand what's goin on,d worst is that my item is stil not in d country til now

Blame Nigerian government sir.......

There is nothing we can do if they are not allowing cargo planes to land

naijababe:
Happy New Year people

Oga Royal Roy, there's some kind of partial ban on my moniker. Abeg o, helep a sister remove ban o. I can't post on the Forex thread for some reason.

Done......

You owe me £10 plus VAT

naijababe:
Happy New Year people

Oga Royal Roy, there's some kind of partial ban on my moniker. Abeg o, helep a sister remove ban o. I can't post on the Forex thread for some reason.

Spambot.....email business section mod

That's the only person that can do it or supermod

Happy New Year guys.......

Thank God we made it to 2015

Madam Chaircover, dis one is for you......


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UPDATE!!!

Following on from the our last update regarding DJ’s referral to a specialist oncologist, he was subsequently instructed to do more test so as to ascertain type and stage of cancer if any. Unfortunately we weren’t able to carry out the tests due to the holiday season. They are now scheduled week commencing 5th Jan.
 
In light of the above unplanned logistic challenges, Hammed has requested to be discharged from the hospital as he is increasingly unease about the idleness that comes with sitting in an hospital environment.

TeHN is not in support of his line of action and we’ve discussed it with him. However, the hospital are comfortable with the decision and have instructed he continues the TB medication.
 
Thank you for your continuous support and Happy new year to each and every one of you
 
 
Regards


TeHN