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Gboliwe:
@topic, what a beautiful gesture. May God bless you aisha2 and the other donors. God will indeed replenish. Well done

Where is my share

Congrats Phema!!

Mynd44:
Yes

How bout them Lakers.......

Beat your ass with a dagger bullseye

taryour:
That one na waash, he no get quality like boobi own.

Na me pay bride price na pikin dey enjoy quality....

Daris godu oo

taryour:
Lol wickedness. Na to enter the realms go gather for your matter be that ooo.

Always one step ahead....

taryour:
You for pity for the pikin na, na your pikin na so nothing do u if you borrow am boobi small,u know dem throat small and fragile and only dat boobi water fit pass with ease. Abeg no let amala choke your pikin oo.

Ermmmmm what happend to good old SMA abi cemilac

taryour:
From the same ijebu ode wia I hail from abi na anoda ijebu u dey tok.

Those ppl wicked gidi gan o,dem get the one for women too wey pass man own oo. Na dat one I go recommend to your wives.

Hahahahahaha.....let's see who go get tired

Just add Viagra with agbo combined

taryour:
Lol. Amala at 2 months!!! Choi see gbege,wicked daddy.

If the little muffin fit suck boobi wey adult dey manage, why can't he/she eat amala at 2months!!

taryour:
Lol. Egbe oshi. You go surprise say that your agbo jedi jedi go fail you by the them all of dem *6* mount you at once for 12hours non stop. E go be like say na full truck of 500 tons of cement run you over.

No be the ones wey them dey sell to bus conductors o.....dis one na inside bush for Ijebu ode e come from

Marugbo ta kebe

My grandfather 109yrs old use am all hin teeth grow back na 2 chicks we marry for am sharp sharp

taryour:
Lol. You don forget say na you dey shoot the pikin dia ni, more mouth for you to feed niyen o. Na serious hard work you go begin do be dat.

Madam I can sleep on the water so no amount of pikin cry fit wake me up......

As for feeding......dat one easy

Pikin go start eating amala from 2 months

damiso:
You have said it all the owo lomi period is the 'worse'

But jokes apart women are different and pregnancies are different..Some ppl sef are not psychologically ready after even that 4-6 weeks depending on how traumatic the birth was.

Dat na torture now.......so make I dey count stars while she dey wait doctors approval

taryour:
Lol. No wahala na. You fit gather wife for house like trophy na. E go shock you say na all of dem go gather to do meeting untop your matter. You go just see say dem set you up use that thing wey you like most *s3x* injure.

Infact,by the time they are done with you ehen,your joints no go gree join again, na then you go know say kaki no be leather.

I get Agbo Jedi to bad and one in town opa eyin......

I be ojabo ko fo o

Na dem go look 90 while I still dey chase my first born age mate

damiso:
One wife one trouble ..so more trophies more trouble niyen

You think so?

Nahhhh....everybody will be on their best behaviour so I can stay with them

taryour:
I don die oo,na broom dem go use chase you comot for dia domot. Even the babe go fear to marry you again,make you no begin to check her shopping bag when she returns home and counting piece of meat left in the pot after every meal you are served. Lol

If they charge me too high, I go make sure na yearly pikin they daughter dey come born simple

damiso:
On top the overtime she will be doing

You harsh o

Which kain overtime

Na for beta for worse

E dey inside bible sef and they no call am overtime........

taryour:
Abi o,omo iya mi na true you talk o dis one wey dollar dey para seriously for market.

Oga r231 you hear that?

No mind Dami o........na macdonalds I dey flip burger working on minimum wage

damiso:
See wetin? who was supporting you I was shaking my head that you think 4-6 weeks is too long to wait ..Like naijababe said na monicka fish ni

So you don't think its too long......

Thank God I am a prince.....na just to dey collect wives like trophy be dat so one can take as many weeks as they want

damiso:
Ijebu Taryour don't mind him o He is a London big boy so charge him premium rates esp as the aunty will be be putting in serious overtime so he has to pay double wedding costs

Me ke......

I go still negotiate bride price sef if it's too high

taryour:
Nothing does you.

You know now"....

Make I hurry up go find her sef so you can supply the wedding cake 2 for the price of 1

taryour:
LWKMD. Lobatan. Wa gba iyi jare, you get mouth. Lol. But sufry sufry dey shoot this ya arrow,make you no go shoot to the wrong enemy o

taryour:
Haa my brother I dint mean no s3x before marriage oo. Even me sef do am well before marriage. What I meant is that you know before marriage is fornication and a sin and most people aint so free talking about it thereby claiming *holy holy* *spira gym gym*. But after marriage na enjoyment galore o, nobody fit question you.

You can decide to do it anyhow you want it,wherever and whenever you choose. So before venturing into marriage choose you partner wisely and be sure you on the same game side when it comes to s3x so there wunt be story for the gods later. You feel me?

Even God go get angry if you no test am b4 you buy am

Na Old Testament fornication dey and people no dey read am no more apart from psalm wen we wan shoot arrow to enemy

aisha2:
Replied thanks a million

How can I donate

taryour:
Laff wan tear my belle oo. That woman go try o. But being realistic, its not food but nothing can be compared to it oo. For me there is no sin after marriage oo. Take your time and choose your spouse and start your fun after marriage till the end. Na you get your thing.

After marriage nkwa

Nooooooo.......I need to no what I am dealing with before marriage o......so make we no come marry now and she dey give calendar and diary

No ma we need to be on the same page......when I turn she should me ready and she beta be locking the door when she is bathing too cus I don't care if she late for work if I catch her she go double the bath

emeraldoe:
haaaaaaaa

na so oooooo

emeraldoe:
u go like d thing wella oh. Ur woman will av to do press ups and take energy drinks like water

who no like beta thing.......

dats why i need to marry the one wey dey drink alomo bitter daily

emeraldoe:
ahn ahn, is it food. Anyway, na situation cause am

its better dan food

dont give me food for a month i am fine with it

best thing in the whole world....where do you want me to start from

moca:
Nawa o
How I wish I had a diff body system.
Pregnancy equals sabbatical till delivery.
What kinda rubbish is that.

I don't like pregnancy but no choice

just kill me.......

definitely santa's little helper on this occasion...no two ways about it

9months ni gba ti mi o kin se okobo

emeraldoe:
R231, u're one funny dude . I had to wait for almost 2months after delivery b4 any kpekus and twas almost turning into a quarrel. For my 2nd, we had a quickie b4 going to d hospital for delivery( hubby said he shud take small b4 I start giving excuses)

Ermmmmm.....2 months or 2 weeks

forget about the almost so you saying nothing nothing for whole 8wks......sorry i go don bring santa little helper come house or my work schedule don change be dat.

if i used to work 9 - 5 e go change to 9 - midnite plus/minus traffic

you no do for 8wks pikin go come dey cry allnite and you no fit sleep at the same time....double wahala

make una kuku kill me

mavinc4u:
This is very risky. $3.99 against $3.40. And it would affect all the goods affected by strike and all the goods on the way after the strike.

unfortunately the new tariff imposed by customs is with immediate effect and we dont have control over it.

Omolaraeni12:
@r231 pls I need your urgent attention.

hi

taryour:
LWKMD... It actually does vary depending on the kinda body each woman has. Some stay just a week and are good and back on track,some go above and much more than 6 weeks sef.

Me I love my thing well well o and its just 8 days maximum for me. Na to dey force baby to sleep o so I can have my time with hubby,abeg I no fit come and die jare, life is fun and beautiful.

Thank you jare.......

now thats what i am talking about. 8 days i can hang with at least a day b4 ikomo so the day can go smoothly or else na one grumpy daddy i play for ikomo

damiso:
SMH 4-6 weeks nitiori Oloun

you too see


2 weeks final offer