₦airaland Forum

harine:
Am a young man in my early 30s in need of a woman resident in Kaduna or Abuja or Kano or Jos for a relationship. Note I am a widower.

Nayah:
Oui rassure toi il t'aidera!!  
R231 didn't know I was your wife

Nayah:
^^ who??

newbride:
i think life is too short i cant kill myslef over any bastard
i am very faithful to my husband but the day i small a rat trust me he shoudl be ready to see a cow
if he cheats on me , i will so cheat on him like there is no tomorrow
effing bastards
i dont have time for heart breaks
you break mine, i shatter yours
END OFF.

Dyt:
wat dates?
return ticket?

Dyt:
wen r u comin hm?
cm buy tickets

Richvkunt:
^^^
Instead of her to get into the kitchen and get his favourite meal going,she is here on NL posting BS and asking for advise from a bunch of feminists.
My advise-1.Get his food ready.
2.Change into a sexy negligee
3.Run a hot or cold bath for him-you know how he likes it.
4.Run to the door and welcome him immediately you hear his car turn into the driveway.
5.Take his bag from him and doe eyed ask him how his day has been.
6.Follow him into the bed room and as he strips listen and hang on his every word like a good christian wife that you are.
7.Ask him if he will eat first or take his bath first.
8.While he eats the food ask him if the food delights him.
9.Put on the telly for him while he puts up his feet and reads his paper-You might like to serve him his favourite beverage/beer.
10.Retire to the bedroom for the night of your life.

After you try this come back on NL and tell me if he has time for any internet affairs.
He who has a crown,has no head!

kuramo:
(1) CMS Grammar School, Lagos:    1859

(2) Methodist Boys High School, Lagos :  1878

(3) Methodist Girls High School, Lagos :   1879

(4) Baptist Academy, Lagos  :    1885

(5) Abeokuta Grammar School, Ogun :   1908

(6) Kings College ,   Lagos   :                1909

(7) Ijebu-Ode Grammar School,  Ogun :  1913

( Eko Boys High School, Lagos       :     1913

(9) Ondo Boys High School,  Ondo     :    1919

(10) Dennis Memorial Grammar School,  Anambra: 1925

Dyt:
^^ he s layin out all his family probs

Dyt:
depends